Last time: Ryan and Angel. :) I know some of these are kind of obvious, but... whatever, you know?
"So... uh... you're Raph's dad?"
"Yes, I am his father."
"There ain't much of a family resemblance. No offence. I mean, you're a rat and they're... uh, not. Is there a turtle mom or something around here? Maybe she has strong genes."
"No, I raised my sons by myself. Am I right to assume that my sons have not told you our origin story?"
"Naw! I mean, you have a tonne of turtle chicks down here, right?"
"No... I do not believe so. They have certainly had no part in my sons' lives. Why do you ask?"
"Aw man, I had the feeling that little punk was telling me absolute crud. Wait 'til I get my hands on him, I'm gonna make him..."
"Are you referring to one of my sons?"
"Oh... right... uh... I wasn't going to really beat him up, I swear! It was a little joke... Heh, I have a bad sense of humour. My cousin's is worse though and he always used to steal my jokes and tell them to all the ladies. Little slime. Though mine still sucks real bad. Don't kill me!"
"I am not going to kill you... why would I do such a thing?"
"You can make people's brains explode by looking at them, right?"
"No, I cannot."
"That proves it! The creep fed me a bunch of lies."
"Are you talking about Michelangelo?"
"No: the one with the orange mask and the girly voice."
"That is Michelangelo."
"Oh. Right."
"What has Michelangelo been telling you?"
"He said that you're a super ninja master and you can kill people with your eyes. And... And he says that you've done it to lots of other guests because they rub you up the wrong way."
"I cannot do that, I'm afraid. Has he told you anything else?"
"Well, uh, he said that you have this mega army of turtles because you have all these turtle ladies in the sewer and they lay lots of eggs and you're their master and stuff. And you plan to destroy all humans and... stuff."
"I will have to speak to Michelangelo about this."
"Oh, right. Well... yeah."
"Is there something else that you require?"
"Yeah! One of the others... the gay one, he said-"
"The what?"
"The one with the purple mask."
"Donatello, as far as I am aware, is not that. Wherever did you get that idea from?"
"Uh... um... dunno. I guess... I mean, his mask is... never mind, I'm just being stupid. So, anyway, he said that I had to come to you for a long weight."
"A long weight?"
"Yeah. He says he needs it for his invention. I was helping out and he told me to get one from you."
"... I see. Do you not think he was pulling a prank on you?"
"A... He was? So you don't have one?"
"He meant for you to wait here for a long time. A long wait."
"Oh... hey! That ain't funny!"
"No, I do not think it is."
"Is everyone out to get me or what? Raph gave me some paint for my bike and it looked pink but he said that when it dries it's red and you know what? It doesn't! It stays pink and now my bike looks lame 'cause I can't afford new paint and all the guys at the bar I go to laughed their butts off."
"I apologize for the behaviour of my sons. They should not treat our new friend in such a way and they will not any longer. I will reprimand them in the immediate future."
"Aw, shucks. You don't have to."
"No, I will. They should know better. I am glad that Leonardo has not joined in with these silly games."
"He's the blue one, right? Naw, he's been cool with me. Later!"
"Goodbye. Why is it that I can only trust Leonardo to be- is that a 'kick me' sign on his back?"