Disclaimer: I have never owned FMA. I don't own FMA. And I never will own FMA. I do not own the Shakespeare quotes.
I'll answer reviewers every other chapter… or at least I'll try.
Previously: Everyone was in the pool except Lali, because she was the life guard. Now is the time for snacks, and what does Michi have behind her back?
Punch to Craziness
On the table was an assortment of snacks: All kinds of chips (use your imagination), cookies, chocolate kept in a cool box, donuts, popcorn, a 3 huge punch bowls, and… vegetables.
"VEGETABLES?" the fma crew shouted.
"Yeah…" Lali said as she took a carrot and took a bite out of it.
"You call that a snack?" Breda asked.
"What? Eating healthy helps you grow," Jamie said.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE COULD TAKE DAYS TO GET OUT OF A CHEWED WAD OF GUM ON A SIDEWALK?" Ed yelled.
"I didn't say that, but now that I think about it…" Jamie teased.
"WHAT…" Ed went on and on. What the fma crew didn't know was this was just a distraction. While the argument was going on Michi was on her little 'mission'.
James Bond Music
Michi crawled under the table and did somersaults until she was on the other side. She poked her head out to see if the coast was clear, and she headed toward the punch bowl by hopping in a crouching position. When she got to the punch bowl, she looked around again to see if the coast was clear and took out a plastic bag that was filled with sugar and dumped it into the bowl. She magically took out a big spoon and stirred the punch. She did this for the other two punch bowls. When she was done she ducked under the table and crawled out of the opposite end just as Ed was done ranting.
End James Bond Music
"…AND IF YOU THINK ALL OF THAT, THEN I SUGGEST YOU START RUNNING!" Ed finished.
"I didn't think all of that," Jamie said smirking slightly when she noticed that Michi was done with her 'mission'. Ed was taken aback.
"Um… ok… good," Ed said a bit unsure of the situation.
"I didn't lay out all of those snacks so you could just stand by it you know?" Lali said.
"You laid them out? When?" Al asked.
"Well, actually I pressed a button on the remote," Lali said. The fma crew did an anime fall.
"Now if you don't mind, we are going to get ourselves high on soda," Michi said grabbing some soda.
"Why don't we get soda?" Winry asked.
"Do you want to get high on soda too?" Jamie said in a freaky voice.
"Uhh… never mind," Winry said. Jamie smiled innocently and grabbed a can of soda. Lali also took a can of soda and all three girls began drinking while the fma crew decided to eat some snacks before drinking the punch. JAM noticed this and they whispered to each other.
"They better not take too long," Michi whispered. Jamie and Lali nodded.
"Yes, I can't wait to see what the sugar does to them," Jamie whispered back.
"Do you have your camera ready, Jamie?" Lali asked. Jamie nodded.
"What are you girls whispering about?" Armstrong asked.
"We're talking about the Pythagorean Theorem," Jamie said sarcastically. The fma crew knew it was no use trying to get information out of them.
"Oh my gosh! Elysia would love these cookies," Hughes said while stuffing his face with cookies.
"DONUTS!" Ed yelled and grabbed two donuts. He took a bite of one, took a bite out of the other one, chewed, swallowed, and then repeated this sequence until he finished both donuts.
"Chocolate!" Michi shouted as she grabbed a chocolate bar.
"NO NOT THE CHOCOLATE!" Winry screamed.
"Will you get over that already?" Jamie asked annoyed.
"You know Jamie… we did that," Lali whispered to Jamie. Jamie slightly glared at her friend.
"Shut up," she whispered back. Lali rolled her eyes.
"I got dibs on popcorn!" Breda said reaching over for the popcorn.
"Hey! I want popcorn too!" Feury said.
"Me too!" Havoc yelled.
"Don't forget about me!" Falman said.
"I would also love some popcorn," Armstrong said as his huge hand dunked itself into the popcorn, spilling out some of its contents, and taking it out. He stuffed the whole handful into his mouth. Some popcorn ended up by JAM's feet. The girls look down and pick up the popcorn.
"We don't want this popcorn to go to waste do we?" Lali asked.
"You're going to EAT IT?" Al exclaimed.
"Are you crazy? Of course not," Michi said.
"So what are you going to do with it?" Hughes asked.
"Why must you know everything we do?" Jamie asked.
"So we can prepare," Mustang said. Jamie rolled her eyes.
"Whatever, this is pointless," Michi said and dropped the popcorn. Lali and Jamie followed her actions. The fma crew shrugged and returned to their chaotic snack-grabbing-and-eating. JAM smirked and picked up the popcorn again. Jamie, Michi, and Lali started throwing popcorn at the fma crew like a machine gun. When they were finally out of popcorn, they whistled innocently. The fma crew turned to the girls and got an anime vein. They picked up popcorn from the bowl and started throwing them at JAM. The girls smirked and started catching the popcorn in their mouths and ate them. After awhile the fma crew got tired.
"Geez, I'm thirsty," Ed said.
"FINALLY!" Lali yelled. The fma crew looked at her strangely. "…I mean… uhh… never mind." Jamie and Michi slapped their foreheads.
"Uhh… ok… I'm thirsty too," Al said. The other members of the fma crew agreed. The fma crew took a plastic cup and filled it with punch and took a sip.
"Hey, this is actually pretty good," Hughes said.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'ACTUALLY'?" Michi yelled.
"Uh… hehehe…" Hughes said.
"There must be something wrong if this punch tastes good," Ed said thoughtfully.
"You're paranoid, Ed," Michi told him. Ed slightly glared at her. The fma crew drank their cup of punch and went for another one. Michi was hovering over the chocolate box, Jamie was stuffing donuts and cookies into her mouth, and Lali finished her first can of soda and went for another one.
Ten Minutes Later…
The fma crew finished their 7 cups of punch, Michi finished all of the chocolate, Jamie finished all of the cookies and donuts, and Lali finished 5 cans of soda. Ed's sugar rush kicked in first.
"WOOOOOOO!" Ed yelled running around the pool. Then he jumped onto the lifeguard seat thing and started dancing and singing the Madagascar song. "I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO… MOVE IT!"
Soon the rest of the fma crew were having a sugar rush and joined Ed in the dancing and the singing. "WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! WE LIKE TO… MOVE IT!"
JAM's sugar rushes hadn't kicked in yet, so they were watching the fma crew mouths agape, while Jamie was taping the whole thing on her camera.
"Wtf, mate?" Michi said.
"Yeah…" Lali said words having trouble forming in her mouth.
"Hehehe…" Jamie chuckled. Suddenly the girls burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Lali laughed.
"HAHAHA… MAN… THIS… HAHA… IS RICH!" Jamie laughed.
"Good thing… HAHAHA… we're taping it for… HAHAHA… future generations," Michi laughed. The fma crew was too high on sugar to notice JAM's laughing or what they were saying. Suddenly the fma crew jumped into the pool and started doing synchronized swimming. The girls stopped their laughing to watch.
The fma crew formed a straight line, swam to the left, swam to the right, and then went underwater. They came up again doing strange poses. They started swimming in circles, then in a triangle, then in a square, and then they went underwater again. They all came up with Armstrong carrying all of them and squirting water out of their mouths. JAM was silent for a moment.
"Are we supposed to clap or laugh?" Lali asked.
"Uhh…" Michi said.
"Both?" Jamie asked.
"All right then," Michi said. JAM was silent for another moment, and then they started clapping and laughing at the same time. Lali suddenly stopped. Michi and Jamie looked at her.
"I thought Ed and Al couldn't swim," Lali stated. JAM blinked, and shrugged it off. The fma crew got out of the pool. They suddenly had fancy clothing on. Then Falman stepped up first.
"To be, or not to be, that is the question," Falman recited.
"Hamlet?" Michi asked. Falman bowed, stepped back, and Mustang stepped up.
"If chance will have me king, why, chance may crown me," Mustang recited.
"Typical Mustang," Jamie said.
"Macbeth?" Lali asked. Mustang bowed, stepped back, and Al stepped up.
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet," Al recited.
"That's Al for you," Jamie said.
"Romeo and Juliet?" Michi asked. The fma crew had stopped and fainted. It looked like the sugar had caused them to faint. JAM looked at each other, looked at the unconscious fma crew, and started laughing their heads off and couldn't stop because of their own sugar rush.
5 minutes later…
JAM is still laughing, and the fma crew finally got up.
"Oww… my head…" groaned Feury.
"What happened?" Hawkeye asked.
"I don't know…" Hughes answered,
"Why are we on the floor? AND WHAT ARE WE WEARING?" Breda asked.
"Does anyone remember anything?" Havoc asked.
"I remember Ed getting fished out of the pool by a net," Winry said.
"Oh shut up," Ed muttered.
"Yeah, yeah, and then I remember the snacks…" said Al.
"Then we had a popcorn war with the girls," Mustang said.
"Then we drank the punch and…" Ed said. The fma crew finally noticed that the girls were laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" Al asked.
"I GOT IT! YOU DID DO SOMETHING TO THAT PUNCH! I WAS RIGHT!" Ed yelled pointing at JAM. The girls turned to look at him.
"Yeah, so?" Jamie asked.
"YOU LIED! YOU SAID THAT YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO IT!" Ed yelled.
"We never actually said that. I just called you paranoid," Michi said. Ed grumbled.
"So what was in there anyways?" Hawkeye asked. Michi got out three empty plastic bags.
"Let's just say these used to have sugar filled up all the way in them," Lali said. The fma crew's eyes widened.
"Oh no…" Mustang grumbled and slapped his forehead.
"Is that going to go to my thighs?" Winry asked/exclaimed. JAM had an anime sweat drop.
"So, why are we in these clothes?" Hughes asked.
"You don't want to know," Lali said.
"Because we're not even sure how," Michi said. Jamie nodded.
"But I got it all on camera," Jamie whispered excitedly.
"What was that?" Havoc asked.
"Nothing, nothing," Jamie said.
"So are we going back inside?" Winry asked.
"Yup, we will all do DDR and karaoke!" JAM exclaimed.
"Yay, more games," Ed said sarcastically.
I'm really sorry for being over a week overdue. Please don't hurt me :shifty eyes:. I didn't mean to skip the Thanksgiving weekend. And I thought that this chapter was going to be easy because I had most of it planned out weeks before. I guess I wasn't really in the mood. I'll try to get the next chapter out by this Saturday, if not, please wait until the weekend after that.