Doctor Aidou's Daily Dose of Love Chapter 11: At The Bar, a vampire knight fanfic

Author's rambling space: I'm so sorry for the late update. I've been busy doing nothing these days. And I have to re-align my thoughts for this chapter in order for them to make sense.

Anyways, I have an upcoming fanfic. It's a cross-over between Ouran High School Host Club and Vampire Knight. I hope you guys would take time to read it once I've posted it here. :D

Anyway, I want to thank the following people who reviewed the previous chapter:

AidoRockz - Yay for the previous one!^_^ I thought that I will not be able to finish it, but, I made it! :D

Vampire Maddy - I'm glad you liked those parts. ^_^. And yes. A bar will be the most fitting place for the 'kiss scene'. If not inside the bar, maybe after they go to the bar. Also, thank you for telling me what metrosexual is. Yes. Kaname is indeed a metrosexual man. :D

Amethyst Lynn Willow - Perhaps that will be put into action. *winks

Ayumi Sakura - Trish!! I miss you! Damn you for transferring schools... *sniff* ... And if you're going to Japan, mind putting me in your luggage? I promise we will not get caught. :D

XxbLuE-kIttYxX - Do I even have to say anything to you?

Rima TouyaXxSenrixX - Don't worry. We will all surpass the time when we are under drinking age. :D

Anyways, on with the chapter! Although, for this one, I have some warnings. There MIGHT be some yaoi (guy to guy) *cough* KanZe and implied KaienXYagari*cough*. But don't worry. It's just for the humor and will certainly not ruin the pairing because, hey, all of them are drunk and are unaware of they are doing. But don't worry, people who are against yaoi. I'm going to put a notice if what you're about to read contains yaoi so you can skip that part and carry on with the rest of the story.

Let the chapter begin!

~ I don't own Vampire Knight.

Chapter 11: At The Bar

So the four of us have made it to the bar in a span of 15 minutes. It's not really far from the restaurant. It's just 20 blocks from the restaurant. But due to the fact that it's Valentine's Day, there's traffic. And we got caught in it.

Anyway, we parked to the nearest parking space and, oh. Is that Akatsuki's car? Oh wells. I don't really care about it.

The four of us went inside. We weren't stopped by the bouncer since I'm a regular here (I come here every Friday and Saturday with Akatsuki) and the bouncer is a friend of mine and Akatsuki's and have figured out that the people I'm with are friends of mine. Anyway, as soon as we stepped in, our eyes met the sight you usually see when you go inside a bar, our noses caught the scent of alcohol and cigarettes in the air, and our ears was met by the sound of the loud music blasting from the stereo.

This is not the most expensive of bars but this is not the cheapest you can find near alleys. Anyway, we all took a seat where the bartender is (I don't know what you call it but it looks like a counter with a shelf full of alcoholic drinks)

"Hey there, Aidou!" Phil, the bartender and another friend of mine and Akatsuki's, greeted me with his usual cheery self. "Your friends?"

"Yup." I said. Then I noticed his eyes look on a different person.

"Whose the cutie?" he asked, looking at Yori whom I can see slightly blushing at the remark.

"Oh, this is Yori, my girlfriend... Well, not really. It's just for Valentine's." I said, smiling.

"Cute. Although you said you're going to give up your playboy image..." He trailed off while shaking his head. "Anyway, what would you guys want to drink?"

"I'll have the usual brandy I order." I said. "How about you, Kaname-sama?"

"I'll have your most expensive wine please. Doesn't matter if it's red or white as long as it's the best you've got." Kaname-sama said.

"Wine? I bet you will get drunk on your first glass." We all heard that familiar broody voice.

"Shut up, Zero." Kaname-sama said, glaring daggers at Kiryuu.

"Zero, what are you doing here?" Yuuki-sama asked.

"I'm going to have a couple of drinks.. What does it look like?" Kiryuu said, sitting next to Yori.

"I'm going to have 3 bottles of beer, please." Kiryuu said. Wow. So he does know how to say please. So un-Kiryuu like.

"An entire bottle of vodka, the most expensive you have." Yuuki-sama said. I noticed Yori hasn't ordered yet.

"What would you like to drink, Yori?" I asked her, glancing at her short figure beside me.

"I'm just going to have pineapple juice, thank you very much." She said.

"Yori-chan, you're in a bar and you want pineapple juice?" Yuuki-sama exclaimed like it's a big deal.

"Chill, Yuuki. I'm going to have juice first before I drink any alcoholic drink." Yori sighed. Yuuki-sama tends to over react on things sometimes.

"Okie dokie." Phil said and went to get our drinks.

"So..." Yuuki-sama said, drawing circles on the counter.

"Yuuki, don't even try to start speaking in broken sentences." Kiryuu said.

"Actually, I'm opening up a topic. Why are you here?" Yuuki-sama said, turning to look at Kiryuu.

"Have you been listening to me or did my words passed through one ear and went out the other?" Kiryuu said. This guy seriously have issues regarding respect to people of higher authority.

"No, Zero. It's surprising to see you in this kind of place since you don't look like the type who drinks." Yuuki-sama said.

"Yuuki, would you like to be stuck in a house with two men doing something indecent?" Kiryuu said.

"Depends on what they're doing." Yuuki-sama shrugged.

"What if they're planning to have sex?" Kiryuu asked.

"Of course I'll stay. Who will be there to video tape their activity?" Yuuki-sama said as if it's really that obvious. Well, it is since we're talking about Yuuki-sama.

"Seriously, Yuuki. You need to get rid of those perverted things that are lurking in your mind." Kiryuu said. Wow. What we can only do is listen to their exchange.

"Can't. They're one of my prized possessions." Yuuki-sama said just when Phil arrived with our drinks.

"Here's the bottle of wine for our gentleman," Phil said, putting the bottle of white wine and the wine glass in front of Kaname-sama.

"Thank you." Kaname-sama mumbled.

"Here's the bottle of vodka for our beautiful lady." Phil put the bottle of vodka and a glass but he was stopped by Yuuki-sama.

"Oh you need to put a glass. I won't use it anyway." Yuuki-sama said.

"Okay then." Phil said, taking the glass.

"Here's pineapple juice for our cute lady here." Phil winked and placed the tall glass of pineapple juice in front of Yori.

"Thank you." Yori mumbled and took a sip.

"Here's the three bottles of beer our broody gentleman here ordered." Phil said and placed the three bottles and a glass in front of Kiryuu.

"Thanks but I don't need a glass." Kiryuu said, pushing the glass back at Phil. Wow. Kiryuu has serious VOOC (Very Out Of Character) issues tonight. I don't know that he knows words like 'Please' and 'Thanks'.

"Okie dokie." Phil said and took the glass.

"And here's your brandy, Aidou-kun." Phil said, placing my usual brand of brandy and a glass in front of me.

"Thanks." I said.

"Now, if you would all excuse me. I have to tend to other customers. Call me if you guys need anything else." Phil said and walked away.

I opened my bottle of brandy, poured a desirable amount on my glass, and drank it all in one gulp. I can't help but take a glance on the others. Kaname-sama is on his first glass. Yuuki-sama is... Wait... What? Yuuki-sama has already drank 1/4 of the entire bottle. Kiryuu is snickering and... Wow... He's already done on his first bottle... And the bottles aren't really small. And Yori is still sipping her juice quietly.

"So..." Yuuki-sama said, swaying her half-empty bottle of vodka. Say what? The bottle is HUGE! And she already downed half of it!

"What is it this time, Yuuki?" Kiryuu asked, his tone still sober. And he had downed a bottle and a half.

"Geez, Zero. You're such a grump... I was going to ask you if you would like to dance... But since you're such a grump-"

"Let's dance." Kiryuu said and lead (more like dragged) Yuuki-sama to the dance floor. I could have sworn that I saw flames in Kaname-sama's eyes when Yuuki-sama asked Kiryuu instead of him.

"U-Uhm... Kaname-sama... A-are you alright?" I asked, being very very careful. Who knows what Kaname-sama can do if he has alcohol in his system?

*insert mental image of Kaname-sama destroying Kiryuu. Just take something from The Terminator.*

...

That's... Rather... disturbing...

"Excuse me." Kaname-sama called for Phil. Phil took a glance then approached Kaname-sama.

"What can I do for you, sir?" Phil said, smooth as always.

"I'd like to have 3 bottles of Vodka and 5 bottles of beer." Kaname-said. Okay. Is is just me or are there really flames burning in Kaname-sama's eyes? Probably I'm starting to hallucinate because of the brandy... Or not...

"K-Kaname-sama, don't you think that's... too much?" I asked.

"Nothing is ever too much for a vampire." Kaname-sama said, at the same time, Phil arrived with his drinks. Well, that was fast.

"Thanks." Kaname-sama mumbled then proceeded to open one bottle of vodka. Then he mumbled something on a very low tone. but since I'm a vampire, I caught a few words of what he's mumbling.

"That Kiryuu... Who does he think he is?" Kaname-sama mumbled before taking one huge gulp of his vodka. After what seemed like forever, Kaname-sama put down his almost empty bottle. I can still see the flames in his eyes. Can flames possibly occur in our eyes? Well, we exist so why can't flames in our eyes?

"What are you staring at, Aidou?" Kaname-sama's voice sound so hoarse and raspy. Is this really Kaname-sama I'm really looking at?

"N-Nothing, Kaname-sama." I said. Then I looked at the bottles in front of me. This night is so weird.

I took the opened bottle of brandy and drank it with all my might. Wow. I did it! I finished a half-bottle of brandy in one gulp. Yay! I did it! I-

"Hanabusa, don't get too drunk. We might not be able to go home without getting into trouble." Yori said. I looked at her and noticed that she is now sipping a glass of red wine.

"Don't worry. I'm not going to get drunk." I smiled. She just looked away and took a sip of her wine. That's all. I was kind of expecting her to smile back at me. This girl doesn't seem the type to smile a lot. Well, she only smiles when Yuuki-sama is around. Who wouldn't blame her? Yuuki-sama is like the life of the party. So if you're celebrating your birthday and you need a clown, just call Yuuki-sama.

...

I did NOT just say that in my head. Perhaps this is the side effect of drinking a half-empty bottle of vodka in one gulp. Yes. That must be it. The alcohol is making me think such scandalous thoughts. Anyway, you will not say any of these thoughts to Yuuki-sama, got it?

I can't help but look at the dance floor to look for Yuuki-sama. After a few seconds of scanning the area, there! I found her dancing with Kiryuu. It's a slow dance so Yuuki-sama has her arms wrapped around Kiryuu while Kiryuu has his around Yuuki-sama. After 5 seconds of staring at them, Kiryuu's head snapped at Kaname-sama's direction and at the same moment Kaname-sama was looking at them with a glare on his eyes, his whole features ready for combat. I turned to look at Kiryuu, who is currently smirking at Kaname-sama's expression.

Kaname-sama looked away from Kiryuu with a glare on his eyes. He opened a bottle of beer and quickly finished it in a span of 30 seconds. Then, he immediately opened a bottle of vodka and downed it as quick as the bottle of beer. He continue this 30-second-drinking-session until he had downed all the bottles of alcohol he ordered, including the wine bottle. Well, looks like the 7 bottles of alcohol weren't enough for him to hold his anger. He called Phil again and ordered 10 more bottles of beer.

"Well, well, well. Look who's getting drunk." Kiryuu taunted as he and Yuuki-sama went back to their respective seats.

"Shut up, Kiryuu." Kaname-sama snapped at him.

"No need to be jealous, Kuran. I just danced with Yuuki. That's all." Kiryuu said, opening a bottle of beer.

"Whatever." Kaname-sama said. Phil arrived with Kaname-sama's order. Kaname-sama opened a bottle and drank it in one gulp.

"Onii-sama, you know that drunk driving is against the law, right?" Yuuki-sama said.

"I know. And I'm not drunk." Kaname-sama said after he finished the bottle of beer. Then he opened another one and drank it again in one gulp.

"Wow. So you actually have the guts when it comes to drinking alcohol." Kiryuu said. "You on for a challenge?"

"I'm on. You'll probably get defeated anyway." Kaname-sama said, accepting Kiryuu's challenge.

"The winner will get a kiss on the lips!" Yuuki-sama piped in.

"Let's do this." Kiryuu said, then he called Phil and ordered 12 bottles of beer. 2 are for Kaname-sama and the rest are for him. No we have a total of 20 beer bottles. Anyway, I'm not really interested, seeing that I've already seen Kaname-sama down 7 bottles of alcoholic drinks in just 210 seconds.

"Hey, cutie. What's your name?" I heard a drunk man's voice from my right. Instantly, my head snapped towards that direction. I saw a man who looks like he's on crack, leaning towards Yori's direction.

What does a noble do in situations like this? He jumps in front of the woman and threat the enemy.

"Stay away from her." I snarled dangerously at the man.

"Who you? Her sugar-daddy?" The man said, clearly fuming me. Does he want to go home with a broken nose?

"No. I'm her boyfriend, idiot." I said, clentching my fists tightly to avoid punching this a-hole on the face.

"Well, then. Why don't we go share this cutie." Another man said, rudely grabbing Yori's arm. I quickly snatched Yori back from the jerk. I saw that there are 4 of them.

"Like I said, stay away from her unless you want to go home with a broken limb." I said, glaring daggers at the a-holes.

"Who do you think you are, idiot?" The guy who grabbed Yori's arm attempted to punch me but I dodged quickly, making him hit Kiryuu instead.

"Who the f-ck just punched me?" Kiryuu said, growing dark auras around him. I could have laughed but since this a very serious matter (Yori being harassed, not Kiryuu being punched and getting pissed off), I don't have time for laughs.

"Well, you're being tough, eh? How about we go settle this outside?" Another guy said.

"Why don't we settle it now, a-hole." Kiryuu said, punching the man on the face. I know this guy has a short fuse but I know that he can control his actions. Perhaps this is what happens when you drink 10 bottles of beer straight. No. I must no get distracted. I'm on 'I'm a noble vampire' mode. No time for idle chit-chat.

The bastards all looked at the man who just got punched by Kiryuu and then, with a pissed expression, they all began to attack Kiryuu... and me. But before anything else gets worse, the bouncers arrived.

"That a-hole started it!" The man from the bastardic (if there is such word) group said as he and the rest are being held by the bouncers.

"F-ck you, you punched me!" Kiryuu said. We're not being held because we're totally honest.

"They started it, Joe. They were trying to harass my girlfriend." I said calmly, still hiding Yori behind my back.

"Well, then. I will have to kick you out." Joe said, dragging the four with him and Stephen.

"Assholes..." Kiryuu mumbles as he sat back to his chair. "Shall we continue, Kuran?"

"Let's continue, Kiryuu." Kaname-sama said. I, however, am not content that those bastards got kicked out. If there is a better thing to be done to them, that is to be beaten to pulp.

"Uhm... Hanabusa. It's okay now. You can let go of my hand now." Yori said. I glanced down at my hand and, sure enough, I'm still clutching her hand like there's no tomorrow.

"I-I'm sorry... It's just that... No man should ever do that to a girl. It's un-gentlemanly like." I mumbled, while both of us sat back down. We were quietly drinking our drinks until-

"We have a winner!" Yuuki-sama announced. Both me and Yori looked to see that Kiryuu has a triumphant smirk on his face.

"Hah! I won! Now, where's my kiss?" He said enthusiastically. Kiryuu has some very serious OOC issues tonight.

Yuuki-sama tip-toed in order for her to reach Kiryuu. I can't balme her. That guy is tall. Anyway, Kaname-sama looked like he wanted to break Kiryuu's neck. But he knows better. He agreed to this challenge and accepted the consequences. That's why, he has to bear his fiance being kissed by another man.

*Inside Kuran Kaname's head*

That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard. That bastard.

*breathes*

*short break*

It's okay, Kaname. It's just Yuuki's childhood friend kissing her. Nothing more. And besides, it's just a... peck on the... lips...

*Back to reality*

Uhm... Woah. I though it's just a simple peck on the lips. But what the two are doing... Uhm... You wanna know? Well, they're making out... In front of Kaname-sama. Speaking of Kaname-sama... I looked at him to find him... Turned to stone... Poor man... He has it tough tonight.

*Inside Kuran Kaname's head*

That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him. That bastard. I'm going to kill him.

*breathes*

...

And lots more thoughts about killing a man named Kiryuu Zero.

*Back to reality*

"Uhm... Hanabusa..." Yori called.

"Hmm? What is it?" I asked, looking at her.

"Thanks." She said. And then, she stood up and gave me a kiss... On the cheeks. I have to admit, I blushed at that. She sat back on her chair slightly blushing for what she just did.

"This is the second thime you have saved my life. So thank you." She said, looking down at the floor.

"No problem." I smiled. Wait... What? The second one? When was the first one? I'm confused...

*Inside Kuran Kaname's mind*

Author's rambling area: So... Liked the chapter? Yes or No? Tell it to me throught your reviews. ^_^

Oh, this is just part one. Part two is currently on the making. ^_^

And maybe that's where the yaoi will appear. Again, there will be a notice.

The ZeKi part? Well, I can't resist. I'm a ZeKi fan. So I threw a lil bit ZeKi. But don't worry. It's just for the sake of the game. So no offence, KanaYuuki fans.

Anyway, I don't want to make this way A/N too long. So review everyone! Aidou's busy thinking way way way way way way way back in time. :D

Oh, again, I have an upcoming cross-over between Ouran High School Host Club and Vampire Knight. I hope you will all take the time to read it once it is posted here. ^_^