Prompt: Driving Lesson
Prompter: MrsCastielFTW
Spoilers: up through season 5
Rating: T for language, dark themes, and because MrsCasFTW provides me with an endless array of these things.
14. Driving Lesson
"Now, you gotta put it in reverse, but keep your foot on the brake."
"Like this?"
SLAM!
"No, dammit Cas! Like this. Put your foot on the brake pedal and slowly put the van in reverse."
Bobby could hear the two morons from his back porch. He just sat there, sipping his PBR, watching Dean try to teach Feathers to drive. It was pretty hysterical, and he was glad he owned a junkyard, too.
No sense in busting up a fine vehicle when you have a screwy angel trying to learn to drive.
Also his idea: loaning an old mini-van to Dean instead of Castiel driving the Impala. Bobby was sure that if Dean had let his guardian angel – or whatever the hell Castiel was – drive the Impala, Dean would need to piece her back together all over again.
"Am I doing this correctly?" called the angel. He was driving in circles around the yard.
Bobby snickered to himself. "Yeah, Feathers, you're doing fine."