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Stephanie Meyer owns Twilight (DUH), the only thing I own is Simon and the plot

Em pov (Now we get a peek inside this crazy, childish mind, hehehe

"Hey Em" Rose called from across the hall, I looked up at her "This guy wants to try to beat you up" I smiled in delight, its not like it was fun to beat people up but this was the guy that asked Bella out, and I wasn't going to let him ask out my soon-to-be sister (That is if little Eddie Boy proposes). The guy that I was gonna beat up took one look at me (was he gay, 'cause I think he was checkin' me out?) I walked over to my Rosie Posie and kissed her passionately, one of the teachers passed and cleared his throat, we quickly broke apart not wanting to get detention.

I want a cookie. For some reason the cafeteria only served cookies as a dessert on tuesdays. I should really speak to the principle about that. I love cookies, they are so delicious and soft. Ahhhhhhhhhhh. You know if chocolate cookies are made with chocolate and oatmeal cookies are mad with oatmeal, what are girl guide cookies made with I was snapped out of my thoughts by Rose.

I pouted when Rose said that she had to go to her next class, Math, which she had with Bella. OMG I can't believe that I am jealous of Bellsie Wellsie. I went to math and took my place beside Eddie. The class was boring so I stared to poke Edward "What do you want Emmett?" he hissed at me "I'm bored?" I whined like a five year old, he looked frustrated and ashamed "Emmett, the class started five minutes ago" he stated and turned away from me taking notes about geometrology or some thing like that. The class went on and on and on and on and on and on until it finally ended. I raced out of the door and the last thing I heard was Eddie Boys cell ringing.

Edpov

My phone rang the song 'Banana Phone', I growled, Emmett must have messed with it. I looked at the caller ID, it was Jessica.

"What do you want"

"Okay, my Eddie, don't be mean" she said in a seductive voice

"I'm not yours and don't call me Eddie"

"Yeah, whatever. I have the best news ever!"

"Spit it out"

"My dad works at the hospital and he got a job in England"

"WHAT!"

"Ya, I know, now you can dump Isabella and we can be together"

"What the hell, how many times do I have to tell you that I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU!"

"You say that now, but once you see me you'll change your mind. I am beautiful and skinny, Bella is kind of pretty and fat."

"SHUT UP, YOU SHUT UP ABOUT BELLA"

"Don't tell me what to do, I'm gonna get you if its the last I do, Edward Cullen"

"Good luck your gonna need it"

"What are talking about?"

"I'm thinking of proposing to her after spring break"

"But that's like in three weeks"

"I know, good bye and don't call me again or else I will get a restraining order against you"

"UHG, I WILL GET YOU ONE D-"

I hung up on her, fuming with anger, that idiot I HATED her so much. She thought that I was just going to dump my Bella for her. I mean she was okay looking but her eyes were small, her lips were to big and she was way to skinny, at lunch all she only ate and apple, Bella, on the other hand, was beautiful, she had wonderful brown eyes and her hair was so soft. I love her so much. I headed to my last class of the day, with Emmett.

Bella decided to go home with Alice and Rose to make plans for tonight, I rode with ,as Rosalie and Alice would call them, Emmie and Jazzy. I frowned, Bella never called me any thing special. I was so caught up in my thoughts that I didn't realized when we got home until the car doors slammed shut and Jasper yelled "ALICE!" I jumped out of the car, rushed to Bella and kissed her. I don't know why but I kind of missed her. "Me, Alice and Rose thought of a game we could play." said my Bella excitedly, I raised my eyebrows "We are going to prank call people" "AWESOME!" screamed Emmett, I'm guessing that Rose just told him the plan.

This is going to be fun. We all sat in a circle on the floor "Who we calling first?" We all thought about it for awhile and then Alice started squealing "We are going to call Mike, you know the creep who asked you out like 50 times." I stared at her in shock and excitement, then my brow furrowed "Who is going to call him?" We all frowned, Jasper got an evil grin on his face, and turned to face Edward "Fine, he doesn't have my number , so I'll call him" said my life and joy. He put it on speaker phone so we could hear the conversation.

"Hi, Mike Newton speaking"

"Hello, this is..."

Cliffy, so who should it be, should it be Edward or like a story or something like that. Review REVIEW REVIEW