AUTHORS NOTE!: Hey there everyone! I think I am updating pretty quickly if I do say so myself! Hope you enjoy this new chapter!!
ON WITH THE CHAPTER NOW!!
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The men shut the door behind them and made their way over to the Hogake's office. Waiting a few minutes for the boys to get away from the house, the girls got up and started to make their way to the kitchen.
"I can't believe that we didn't get any sleep!" Kagome complained.
"Hey! I think that us not getting any sleep was well worth it!" Sakura said getting a step stool to grab what ever was out of her reach. Which happened to be a aluminum cookie sheet, that fell to the floor and made a huge echoing sound through the house.
"AH! Sakura! That hurt my ears!"
"Sorry!"
Kagome just shook her head at them and went to try to find flour. "Wait……guys what exactly are we making?"
Sango and Sakura both looked at each other and smirked. "Pancakes!" They said in illusion.
'Oh god! They will be bouncing off the walls!' Kagome thought, putting the lour next to Sakura and then she made her way to the fridge to get the whole carton of eggs.
"Ah Chouuuu!!" Sakura sneezed since the flour was right next to her.
Kagome, who had the eggs in her hands jumped up because of Sakura's loud sneeze, making her dropp all but 1 egg on the floor.
"Oh nooooo." Sango said slapping her head with her palm.
"Well we only need one egg anyway!" Sakura said, totally missing the point that there was a huge pile of cracked eggs on the ground.
Kagome nodded her head and ran over to crack the egg in the bowl and threw away the shell.
"What else do we need Sango-Chan?!" Sakura yelled stirring the bowl with the egg and a lot of four in it.
"Um…Milk." Sango said going in the fridge to try to find the milk. "I can't find it!"
Kagome shook her head and ran over to help Sango. The fridge was huge! If they ever played Hide & Seek this would be a good hiding spot, that is if they didn't freeze in there.
Kagome and Sango raided the fridge throwing anything that wasn't the milk out of the fridge. Liquids and solids were thrown everywhere.
"It's RAINNINNGGG FOOD! HALLAYYUUUYA ITS RAINING FOOD!!" Sakura sang.
"Found it!" Sango said.
The two girls got out of the fridge to see Sakura still singing "It's Raining Men" but changed the words so it was now "It's Raining Food" on her stool. It started to wobble and she jumped over to the other bar stools. Singing on them as well.
"Yeah! Hit it Sakura-Chan!"
"Why are you both so hyper in the morning?!" Sango yelled, not comprehending how they could be bouncing off the walls.
"It's called…" Kagome started.
"OVER TIRED!!!" Sakura said laughing and jumping up and down on the bar stool. She then lost her balance and made about four of the six bar stools to fall on the ground. Causing her to laugh and run over to her friends.
-------------At the Hokage's Tower ----------
Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, Miroku, and Inuyasha were all sitting in Tsunade's office waiting to hear why exactly she wanted all of them here. Sasuke was kind of Anal for leaving his house to 13 year olds, but thinking that they wouldn't trash the house or anything, he had nothing to worry about.
"So why do you want us here Tsunade-Baa-Chan?"
"Naruto! Your lucky that I have better things to do than kick your ass right now!"
Naruto just gulped and shut his mouth.
Tsunade smiled at this. "That's better."
"Why do you want us here." Inuyasha asked.
Tsunade looked at him and her smile went into a frown. "I'm sure that Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi noticed something different about Sakura yesterday."
"Yeah. She called me a pervert. Again." Kakashi said.
"Yes. And isn't she not suppose to remember anything?"
Realization sunk into all their heads and they all smirked/smiled. "That means that they have their memory back." Inuyasha said.
"Possibly. But we all will need to go over to your house, Uchiha, and we all have to try to get their memories back. Then we can finally figure out what exactly happened to them, and solve this thing once and for all."
"But it won't just happen just like that…..will it Hokage." Kakashi said.
"No. But once we got them remembering one, more will pop in after that. So lets go!"
"Hai!" They all shouted.
With a nod, Tsunade and company exited the tower and went off towards Sasuke's house.
"Tsunade. How do you think we can get them to remember their past." Inuyasha asked.
"Judging from yesterday, you need to get them to relive something they have already been through."
"But, when they first lost their memories, shouldn't seeing us be a reminder to them making their memories flow back into their heads?" Miroku asked.
"Maybe because of their age they didn't remember you. Remember she met me when she was 12/13. And when I took out that book, she remembered. I don't know when Sango and Kagome meet you two, so do something that she saw you do. It seems that if you get them angry it works better." Kakashi said.
Miroku and Inuyasha nodded their heads. Thinking of how on earth were they going to have them relive something when they weren't even in their own world.
'Well Sango always killed me when I touched her butt.'
'Kagome would kill me for attacking a innocent animal and for not eating her cooking over those delicious box things.'
They both looked at each other and sighed. This was going to be easy, but it would result in them getting beaten. Badly.
----In the house-----
All the ingreedance was in the bowl and they were starting to put the batter on the stove. When it got to flipping, that is where the trouble began, again.
"Hey let me flip them Sango!" Kagome said.
"No! Last time you made them fly up to the ceiling and they are stuck up there now!"
Sakura looked up to see about four of them stuck on the ceiling. One was right above Sango's head and it was starting to become loose. She was holding in her laughter and watching from behind them. Waiting to see what would happen.
"Kagome for the last time…!" Sango stopped mid sentence because something fell on her head.
Sakura couldn't hold it in any longer and she started to burst out laughing. Sango on the other hand saw Sakura laughing, reached up to touch her head and felt pancake batter all over her hair.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Kagome! Your so dead!" Sango said running after Kagome, spatula in hand. While Kagome took the batter and ran around the house with it. That is when Sakura got an idea.
"HEY GUYS!" She yelled over their screaming.
"WHAT?!" They shouted back at her, annoyed that she was stopping their fight.
"How about we put more up near the door so when they come home we can watch it fall on their heads!"
Kagome and Sango looked at each other and smiled an evil smile. "NICE! GREAT IDEA!"
So they all ran each grabbing a spatula and the batter that was not in the bowl. They all moved the couch over to where the door was and started to place as many pancakes as they could on the ceiling, while jumping on the couh. When they were done, they moved it back and looked up to make sure that they didn't fall, just yet. Unfortunately there was batter on the couch.
"Now where was I?!" Sango said.
Kagome's face went pail and she started to run around the house. Having the batter going over the bowl, leaving a trail of batter. Sakura watched and saw that they were getting out of hand. She then ran to the kitchen.
----------Outside the house---------
Everyone made their way to the big Uchiha mansion. Sasuke took a deep breath.
"What's wrong. Afraid they will kill you?" Inuyasha asked in his evil chuckling.
"No."
"Then go in Teme!" Naruto shouted.
"Fine."
When he opened the door he couldn't believe his eyes. God he hated irony. The couch had batter on it and it was moved, there was a batter trail all around the room and the kitchen….he didn't even want to think about it.
"You can't get me SANGO!" Kagome shouted. Running around with the batter.
"You wanna bet!" Sango yelled shaking her spatula at her friend.
Sakura ran into the kitchen looking for water, but once she heard the door flying open she didn't even think of what she picked up and ran over to her friends. They moved from running around the living room to running around the "adults".
"Girls stop!" Sakura yelled. And as she yelled at them, she threw what ever it was that was in her hand, but she didn't hit her friends like she wanted to. Instead she hit the six people standing in the doorway. And it wasn't with water either. It was with flour.
The "adult's" saw the flour come their way and didn't move, they didn't think it would hit them. When they looked at each other everyone was covered in flour.
"What did you do to my house?!" Sasuke shouted. Scaring Sakura and her friends.
They stopped running and stood in front of everyone. Sakura elbowed her friends and they took a quick glance at the ceiling. The "pancakes" would be falling soon. All they needed to do was stall them.
"Why? What's wrong Sasuke?" Kagome asked in a innocent tone.
"What is wrong?! My house is destroyed! That kitchen better not be destroyed!"
"Wow I didn't know that you were a women when it came to having a clean house Sasuke." Sango said.
Sasuke glared at the girl and everyone next to him started to laugh. Some snickered holding in their laughter while others just flat out laughed their asses off.
"What did you say." Sasuke said in his threatening tone of voice.
Kagome was about to say something when the pancakes fell on all of their heads. Kagome, Sango, and Sakura held in their laughter, waiting for their reaction.
Kakashi was the first to touch his head and his lone eye widened, then he started to laugh. Inuyasha felt it next and he started to curse and freak out. Miroku waited till it dripped on his shoe, he then touched his head and flipped out, screaming something along the lines of "What happened to me?!". Naruto started to crack up because of Miroku and when Sasuke said that he had it to, well he laughed even more. Sasuke felt his too and he was not happy at all. He started to glare daggers at the three girls in front of him. Tsunade knew it was on her head and try to keep her posture, but it was to much for her and she started to freak out about how it was in her hair.
The girls couldn't hold it in any longer so they laughed some of the reactions they didn't expect, like Naruto and Kakashi to laugh, but the other were just to much not to laugh at.
Tsunade didn't want the batter in her hair any longer and ran to the kitchen. Only to have everyone hear a scream. They all started to run into the kitchen only to star wide eyed at the kitchen.
There was a pile of broken eggs on the floor, liquids that were leaking out from the fridge onto the floor, fruits were rolling around the floorboards. The fridge door was wide open revealing what looked like a explosion went off. The bar stools were either knocked over or had god knows what covered all over them. In short terms, it was like a tornado went through here.
The "adults" turned to the girls to have them grab the teenagers and everyone ran outside. Sasuke turned on the three sets of hoses he had along the house and three by three they all washed out the pancake and flour. Naruto, Kakashi, Sasuke, Miroku, Inuyasha, and Tsunade were dripping wet, from the hose and the girls smiled at them with those "innocent" smiles.
"Don't even think that your off the hook here." Inuyasha said.
"What possessed you girls to put pancake batter on the ceiling?" Tsunade asked in a curious/stern voice.
Kagome and Sango looked at Sakura who looked at them with a huge smile. "Well don't look at me! If Kagome wasn't so bad with a spatula then I would have never gotten the idea!"
Naruto laughed at Sakura and walked over to her. "I will have to admit, that was a good prank." He whispered in her ear. She looked at him and smiled.
"Naruto. Don't give them any ideas." Miroku said, in a deadly voice.
"Who said I did?"
"She smiled Dobe."
"That doesn't mean that I gave her an idea."
"Whatever! Right now we need to do what we came here to do." Tsunade interrupted.
The girls looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders at each other. Tsunade looked over to Inuyasha and motioned him to do what ever he could to get Kagome to remember something, or Sango to remember anything as well.
Inuyasha simply went into the forest to bring out a tiny bunny rabbit. He took his sword, not activating it to become huge, and held it close to the bunny.
"What are you doing Inuyasha?!" The girls yelled.
"It's cute. And it got in my way."
Kagome looked over to the bunny and all of a sudden a flashback came to her.
---Flashback---
Inuyasha and Kagome were walking in the woods, they haven't meet Miroku or Sango yet, and Inuyasha stopped because he smelled something.
"What is it Inuyasha?" Kagome said.
"I smell something."
"Do you know what it is?"
But Inuyasha didn't answer her. Instead he ran into the forest. Kagome having to run after him. When she came to a stop she saw him strangling a bunny.
"INUYASHA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"This bunny tricked my senses! It bugs me!"
"INUYASHA! SIT!"
When she said that he went face first into the ground.
"DON'T KILL INNOCIENT ANIMALS!"
---End Flashback---
Kagome looked up at the bunny to see it shaking, then she looked over to Inuyasha and smirked/glared.
"Inuyasha." She said in a scary voice. "SIT!"
Inuyasha's eye's widened for two reasons. One: because "hurting" this bunny actually worked and Two: he was about to get a face full of dirt.
Tsunade looked at Inuyasha as he fell. "Why did he just fall?"
Miroku turned to her and smiled. "Because when Kagome says "sit" it is to restrain him from doing anything rash. And when he attacks innocent animals, I guess she is starting to remember to.
"Good. That is what I wanted to hear." She waited for Inuyasha to get up and walk over to their side, cursing as he did so. "Don't be such a baby. Now its your turn Miroku." Tsunade said.
Miroku only gulped. 'What will I do? I am not going to grab her butt, no matter how tempting that sounds. What else….? I GOT IT!'
Miroku didn't turn over to the girls but to Tsunade.
'What does he think he is doing?' Tsunade watching him with suspicion.
'I can't believe that Miroku will do that! Ha! Black eye for you buddy.' Inuyasha said.
"Tsunade…..will you marry me?" He said as he got down on one knee.
Sasuke stifled a laugh, Naruto did laugh, and Kakashi's eyes went wide. Inuyasha smirked at his poor friend. And Tsunade, well she was pissed.
While this all went on Sango had a flashback as well. Back to the time when Miroku asked the pretty blonde to marry him. And she killed him for violating the woman with such a profound question.
Sango came back to reality to throw her giant boomerang, that came out of no where, and hit him right in the face. Causing the boomerang to go into the tree.
Miroku turned to Sango and smiled. 'She remembers! Yeah!' But Miroku didn't get to be happy for long since Tsunade hit him straight into a tree, cracking it and making him fall on the ground.
"That was uncalled for! What was that for?!"
Inuyasha turned to the blonde woman. "Because you look like one of the girls he asked to marry him and Sango killed him for asking her to marry him. And she remembers."
"He could of told me before hand!" Tsunade yelled. "But now that we know how to get them to remember things, this should be easier than ever."
"AH! SANGO-CHAN! You got the boomerang stuck up in the tree!" Sakura pointed out.
"Now how do you plan on getting it down?" Kagome asked.
"Ummm…I was hoping you could help in that department Kagome."
"No way! Last time I did that I ended up flying!!!"
The adults turned to the girls and looked at them with confused glazes. "What do you mean Kagome?" Miroku asked.
"I guess we show them….huh?" Sango said.
Kagome sighed. "Fine! But if I go flying again, you better come get me!"
With that Kagome moved her hands to what ever direction she wanted them to go in and in a second a arrow came in her hand. "I FOUND THE ARROW I WAS LOOKING FOR!"
Miroku's eyes widened. 'Impossible! Kagome is practicing a high level of priestess!'
"Fine. I'll get it then!" Sango said giving Kagome a your-no-help look.
Kagome just stuck her tongue out and watched as Sango tried to call on the ground to give her a push. Little did she know was that when she called on the ground for some help, it ended up having all the trees fly above them.
"AH! It's going to kill us!" Kagome said.
The adults turned around in their direction. Before they were on alert for anything strange, like what happened before, only to see trees flying down at the girls. But it was too late. By the time they would get to them, the trees would have gotten to them first.
Sakura looked around to see a pond next to her. 'Please work!'
'Yes! Please! Who ever is up there I promise I will never yell at Sango-Chan again!"
Sakura closed her eyes and her necklace started to glow. The "adults" looked over to see Sakura's neck glowing. Kagome and Sango looked to see Sakura closing her eyes and before they knew what happened a sheet of blue covered their view of the trees that would fall on them.
When the girls were inside the blue bubble. The adults watching with bewilderment on their faces.
"How did that get there?" Kakashi asked.
"It's huge." Naruto said.
Tsunade turned to Miroku. "When Kagome had the arrow in her hand, why did you freeze."
Miroku looked at her and looked at the blue bubble. "Because Kagome used a high level of priestess spell. You see Kagome has spiritual powers of a priestess in our world. And now she is using more priestess movies. It surprised me."
"What about Sango. Does any of us know where she came up with that one?"
Inuyasha only grunted. "I do."
"Tell us then. I need all the information I can get."
"Since she hunts demon's she is most in tuned with the nature around her. Now she is starting to perform just like one of the legendary demon hunters."
"And you know all of this because….." Sasuke said.
"Because they would hunt my dad down before he convinced them fully that he was a good demon. Not bad."
"Got it." Tsunade said.
Right when they stopped talking the blue bubble stopped, they all could see the girls again. But the water didn't go away. Instead it started to wrap around Sakura.
"Hey look Sakura-Chan! It seems attached to you!"
"Is that a good thing?" Sakura asked, turning to Sango for an answer.
"As long as it doesn't kill you."
Tsunade's eyes went wide when she saw the water circle around her apprentice. 'Impossible! It can't be! Could history be repeating itself….all over again? Only one way to find out.'
Tsunade walked over to the girls, the men following close behind her. She turned to Sakura and kneeled down in front of her.
"Sakura…..When you were in the forest did something out of the ordinary happen?"
Sakura's eyes went wide and Tsunade knew she did see something.
"Tell me if you know anything, anything at all Sakura."
Sakura turned her head from side-to-side. 'Not again! All the confusing things are going to resurface again!'
"Sakura…..tell me." Tsunade said, putting a hand on her shoulder.
"There were two freaks in the forest! One looked like a bear and the other looked like a snake! They said something about capturing someone or something like that and then they said something so confusing!" Sakura said, her head hurting as it replayed everything they said.
Tsunade's grip tightened on Sakura's shoulder. 'SO Orochimaru and Naraku are working together. Indeed, history is repeating itself. Lets hope that we don't lose these girls like what happened to the other women that held these powers as well.'
Miroku and Inuyasha gasped at the mention of Naraku and Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi's eyes went wide at the mention of Orochimaru.
"That means….." Naruto said.
"They are working together." Inuyasha said.
"this is going to get even more annoying." Sasuke said.
Sakura looked up to the woman to see her deep in thought and as Sakura watched she saw sadness, worry, and realization cross her eyes. Sakura felt bad for the woman and gave her a hug.
The hug made Tsunade come out of her thoughts and she stared at the little girl in her arms. 'No matter what. I will make sure that they do not end up like the ones before them.'
When Sakura released Tsunade, she got up and turned to the five men in front of her.
"Here is the plan boys. Miroku, since you know so much about Kagome. Take her and train her in all the aspects that you can. Inuyasha do the same for Sango. Naruto and Sasuke, I know that we don't know how to train Sakura with this, but I do believe that if you both do some research on your past families you will find something. Let them see each other after training. Don't over do it with them. Kakashi I want you to gather a ANBU team to search for Orochimaru. While I go and contact a dear friend of mine."
Naruto looked at Tsunade with sad eyes. "But Tsunade-Baa-Chan. I don't have a family….well one that I know of."
Tsunade turned to Naruto and smiled. 'I guess know is the time to break it to him. I just wish I didn't have to break it to him like this.'
"Your family Naruto…..your mother was part of a small clan that was simple. Your father though, he was……he was…….the fourth Hokage."
"What?!" Naruto shouted.
"Yes. I am sorry I had to break it to you like this, or in this way. Well now you know."
Tsunade waited for him to cry his heart out. But he didn't. He seemed almost proud and happy in a sense.
"Naruto…" She whispered under her breath.
"Dobe." Sasuke said.
"Are you ok Naruto?" Sakura asked as she ran up to him.
He simply looked at his love and smiled. "I am fine Sakura." He said as he kneeled down to her height. She then gave him a hug that he gladly returned. Sasuke didn't seem to like the attention that he was getting but didn't say anything. He would let him get away with it. This once.
"YEAH! NOW I REALLY WILL BE HOKAGE NOW! BELIVE IT!" Naruto jumped up while holding Sakura in his arms. She laughed as the wind went through her face.
Tsunade smiled. 'He took it better than I thought.' Tsunade nodded her head to Naruto and he smiled. "Thanks Tsunade-Baa-Chan!"
Tsunade smiled but it was soon whipped off her face when she realized that they were now wasting time.
"What are you all standing there for?! Get to WORK! We don't know how much time we have! We don't know when Naraku and Orochimaru will come!"
They all jumped up, not expecting her to get back to business so quickly. Kagome went with Miroku to a church that was in town. Inuyasha took Sango to another wood infested area, Kakashi waved at his old team, happy to see them together again, and proofed off to find a nice ANBU squad. Naruto, and Sasuke took Sakura to the bridge where they use to meet, since there was a big lake there.
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Author's notes!: Hey there! Well there you go! I hope the funny parts were well…..funny. And Sasuke is a little OOC because he has OCD about his house being a mess. He, he. Actually I think that adds to the funnyness. Anyway!!! Sorry if you thought that Naruto's time of realizing that his father was Hokage was too rushed. I wanted him to be proud and all that happy stuff. I don't like sad realizations, lol. So I hoped that, that you all thought the chapter was grand!!!
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