Arf: Anomonous PMer won.

~Shinigami Byakuya~

Byakuya had finally finished his ultimate plan. He was sure Koji would fall to this prank. He attached a voice changer to his phone and dialed 9th Division's number.

Beep Beep Beep Beep

Koji picked it up "Yello? This is the 9th Division Headquarters. This is the Captain speaking."

Byakuya smiled and began to talk and sounded like Yamamoto, "YOU FOOL! I SENT FOR YOU THREE HOURS AGO!"

Silence is heard on the other phone. After a minute Koji answers, "Ok ow. Thanks alot old man my ears are bleeding. I must've not gotten your what do you want?"

Byakuya smiled and said "Captain Unohana has your report but asked for you to get it to her because she in busy healing people. Stop by at 7 to get it from her"

Koji mockingly said "Yessir!"

~3 hours later~

Byakuya hid behind a piller waiting. He saw Koji apper and snickered. Right now Unohana just got out of the shower. Koji went up to the door and entered the room. He then walked out with a package. On it, it said 4th Division Package.

Baffled Byakuya ran up to the room and ran in there and saw Isane. Isane looked at him and said "Oh, hello Captain Byakuya. My captain is still in the shower and shes making me keep watch for her. So if you could please go I ca-"

Suddenly Unohana threw open the sliding door and said "Isane can you hand me my towel?" She then glanced over at a wide eyed Byakuya with a nose bleed. Unohana smiled "So captain 6 is trying to sneak a peek?"

Byakuya let out a "No'' but his words were not listened to. He was pumbled and sent to 4th Division.

Koji visited him and came close to his ear and whispered "Nice try, but the Old Man doesn't talk like 'She is busy healing.' I would've gotten your Grandfather to do it"

Byakuya let out a muffled "Fuck..you..."

~Shinigami Picture Book! Golden~

Attention Readers:

Due to the constant pushing of Old Man Yama and my Vice-Captain

I will now be in charge of the romance column of the Magazine.

If you guy want help with a woman tell me.

Ill be waiting.

Editor in-Chief:Koji Kazefume

Arf: Hmm Koji is like the Road Runner and Byakuya's like the Coyote.