Chapter 14.

AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists (Oh how horrible for you, I think you should have some time off writing, preferably forever). PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. Chapter 14.

AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. (Tee Hee, what can Tara write thats scary?)

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric (Didn't you say in one of your A/N that Cedric was alive?) was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail (Hey, its an improvement on Wormtail, Peter is moving up in the world!) was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun (Okay...) he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." he said. (Shouldn't he be bleeding out on the floor) (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

"Huh?" I asked.

"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" (Thats not Love, its Lust) asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." (Didn't anyone teach her its rude to swear?) I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart t. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly. (Lamest. Death. Scene. Ever.)

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then… he started coming! (Well if I heard some gun shots, then someone screaming and running round before a thunk as they hit the ground I'd come investigate too) We could hear his high heels clacking to us (Cross Dressing Voldemort, Whoopee! Dude looks like a Lady!). So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw (I've just been kidnapped, tortured to within an inch of my life and probably have multiple injuries, but I'm so Frickin' Horny!). He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) (... No) and a really huge you-know-what and everything. (TMI!)

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything." (Agnst Dance time!)

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco. (Oh hes such a charmer.)

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. (Doesn't mean they Love you) Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me (You killed him, one problem solved)! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) (Coulda fooled me) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" (MARY SUE AGNST AT -Checks Time- 22:18!) I shouted and then I ran away.