October 13, 2008
noblebeaversocks: Hey sexy
onceandthefuture: pfff
noblebeaversocks: my idiot cousin pissed off any of the italian mob yet?
onceandthefuture: the mob's more southern than we are currently
onceandthefuture: but you'd think he had from the way he's carrying on
onceandthefuture: he sprained his wrist yesterday
noblebeaversocks: I pity you
onceandthefuture: thank you
noblebeaversocks: was he using the bed as a trampoline again?
onceandthefuture: hahaha no although that would've been hilarious
onceandthefuture: no we were playing soccer with some italians and he got bodyslammed by a girl half his size
onceandthefuture: and landed on it wrong
noblebeaversocks: pffffffff
onceandthefuture: which is equally as amusing
noblebeaversocks: remind me to never forget this
onceandthefuture: don't worry
onceandthefuture: I'll never let either of you do that
onceandthefuture: he wants to say hi btw
noblebeaversocks: tell him to suck it up and type one handed
onceandthefuture: I'd turn on the webcam but the internet here is shite
onceandthefuture: fuck you matrwer
onceandthefuture: sorry
onceandthefuture: he laid on me for a moment there
noblebeaversocks: sureeeee
onceandthefuture: he's fat
noblebeaversocks: you two cuddling now?
onceandthefuture: it took a while to heave him off
noblebeaversocks: sharing the same bedroom?
onceandthefuture: only because he's a baby
onceandthefuture: and it's either that or try to ignore how much toris and feliks want us to go away so they can fuck each other
noblebeaversocks: that's the excuse eh?
noblebeaversocks: wait til gil hears
onceandthefuture: ohgod
onceandthefuture: say nothing
onceandthefuture: please
noblebeaversocks: it'll cost you
onceandthefuture: what
onceandthefuture: what sort of price will I have to pay for your continued silence
noblebeaversocks: crash the set of one al's bad soaps
noblebeaversocks: and make out with him
noblebeaversocks: on camera
onceandthefuture: ...
onceandthefuture: have you changed genders since we last met
onceandthefuture: also he's currently unemployed so that might take a while
noblebeaversocks: i can wait
noblebeaversocks: its going to be a long winter
noblebeaversocks: might play an exhibition game in germany
noblebeaversocks: hint hint
onceandthefuture: really
onceandthefuture: when
noblebeaversocks: december
onceandthefuture: I think we might be in benelux for most of that month
onceandthefuture: but I'm sure we can take a trip to come see your game
onceandthefuture: scratch that, we will
noblebeaversocks: of course you will
onceandthefuture: al is actually jumping on the bed now
onceandthefuture: so I think we'll have to
noblebeaversocks: hahahaha
onceandthefuture: fool's going to kill himself before this trip is done
noblebeaversocks: nah, he's too dumb for that
noblebeaversocks: he'll just injure himself
noblebeaversocks: a lot
noblebeaversocks: keep him away from open flames
onceandthefuture: hehehe
noblebeaversocks: al, stop jacking off with your good hand and talk to me
noblebeaversocks: otherwise i'll tell your mom about that time you were 14
onceandthefuture: shut up
onceandthefuture: SHUT UP
noblebeaversocks: missed you!
onceandthefuture: if you do I'll have to tell art about uh
noblebeaversocks: pfft, you have nothing on me
onceandthefuture: sure I do
onceandthefuture: what about that time when we were little and you left the picnic at the gradens because you didn't want to clean up
onceandthefuture: and we spent like hours looking for you
onceandthefuture: and you were playing with the koi fish
noblebeaversocks: i was a kid
noblebeaversocks: it happens
noblebeaversocks: so anyway, how's the trip
noblebeaversocks: and i'm looking after your monster dog right now
noblebeaversocks: she's slobbering on the screen
noblebeaversocks: i assume that means hi
onceandthefuture: it works for now
onceandthefuture: did you go down to cali or did my parents drop her off at your place?
noblebeaversocks: dropped her off
onceandthefuture: that must've been a fun ride
onceandthefuture: how's she holding up without me
onceandthefuture: ?
noblebeaversocks: i introduced her to kuma
noblebeaversocks: she forgot about you
onceandthefuture: D8
onceandthefuture: MY BABY
onceandthefuture: DON'T FOLLOW THE WILES OF THAT BEAST
noblebeaversocks: mwahahaha
noblebeaversocks: don't worry, she's freaking eating me out of house and home
noblebeaversocks: you can have her back
onceandthefuture: she doesn't travel well
onceandthefuture: she gets carsick so easy the poor thing
noblebeaversocks: she'll live
onceandthefuture: you are a cruel person
noblebeaversocks: I didn't abandon her!
onceandthefuture: not yet you meanie
noblebeaversocks: btw, your favorite person is coming with me to germany
onceandthefuture: I hate you
noblebeaversocks: love you too
onceandthefuture: B(
noblebeaversocks: he says he wants to know if you and art have gotten to third base yet
onceandthefuture: whabuah
onceandthefuture: no!
onceandthefuture: god
onceandthefuture: ... not yet
onceandthefuture: but
onceandthefuture: don't you ever
onceandthefuture: ever
onceandthefuture: ever
onceandthefuture: ever
onceandthefuture: dare say a word
onceandthefuture: to anyone
onceandthefuture: that
onceandthefuture: I
onceandthefuture: yeah
onceandthefuture: but you two are sick
noblebeaversocks: he's reading over my shoulder
onceandthefuture: WHY IS HE IN CANADA
noblebeaversocks: my charming presence
onceandthefuture: GRAR
noblebeaversocks: and some tv show
noblebeaversocks: something about hockey murder
onceandthefuture: oh that's always the answer isn't it
onceandthefuture: what is he the dumb henchman again
noblebeaversocks: he says torture expert
noblebeaversocks: all i know is it involves skates
onceandthefuture: I will never watch this show
noblebeaversocks: gil says he'll never watch that weird french thing you were doing
noblebeaversocks: so its all good
onceandthefuture: hey that has nazis in it
onceandthefuture: so it's obviously something right up his alley
noblebeaversocks: uncalled for
noblebeaversocks: ..unless they;re zombie nazis
noblebeaversocks: then he's all for it
onceandthefuture: well you're bringing my love life into this I'll bring in gil's ancestry
onceandthefuture: and no they are not
noblebeaversocks: borign
onceandthefuture: well they paid me well
onceandthefuture: and depending on how my appearance goes over they might want me back
onceandthefuture: also they paid for the hotel while we were filming so that was nice
noblebeaversocks: king sized bed?
onceandthefuture: yes actually
onceandthefuture: it was a really nice bed
onceandthefuture: and the best arrangement they had for a whole month
noblebeaversocks: i bet it was
onceandthefuture: shut up
noblebeaversocks: you can't win al
onceandthefuture: yes I can
noblebeaversocks: nope
noblebeaversocks: you're like the toronto maple leafs
onceandthefuture: I am surprised I know enough about hockey to be extremely offended at that
noblebeaversocks: you're a closet hockey fan and you know it
onceandthefuture: it's soothing background noise
noblebeaversocks: and better than football
noblebeaversocks: ...both types
noblebeaversocks: why were you playing soccer anyway
onceandthefuture: because they were there and they asked us to join
onceandthefuture: it was fun until I fell
noblebeaversocks: by fell you mean beat by a girl
onceandthefuture: not beat
onceandthefuture: hit
onceandthefuture: full body hit
noblebeaversocks: i call that beat
onceandthefuture: and there wasn't a wall to catch me
onceandthefuture: hey you go up against her without your pads and skates and see how you fare
onceandthefuture: she was a beast
onceandthefuture: this is arthur and no she wasn't
onceandthefuture: FUCK OFF BOTH OF YOU
noblebeaversocks: thank you arthur
noblebeaversocks: i'll add it to the list of times al was beat by a girl
onceandthefuture: it's not that common goddammit
noblebeaversocks: its just below that vietnamese chick
onceandthefuture: that wasn't physical it doesn't count
noblebeaversocks: don't lie, you two fought
onceandthefuture: ... not long
noblebeaversocks: seriously though, short of you getting beat by a girl and acting in some weird french not zombie nazi soap
noblebeaversocks: what have you kids been up too
onceandthefuture: lots of driving
onceandthefuture: SO MUCH DRIVING
noblebeaversocks: I can't believe art lets you drive
noblebeaversocks: does he have a death wish
onceandthefuture: it's not art's decision
onceandthefuture: toris is the master of this trip
noblebeaversocks: I keep forgetting you two supposedly have responsible people with you
onceandthefuture: "supposedly"
onceandthefuture: they have increasingly come into the habit of running off and leaving us
noblebeaversocks: for some reason this fails to surprise me
onceandthefuture: well you knew toris and feliks
onceandthefuture: oh!
onceandthefuture: they got engaged
onceandthefuture: I don't think I told you that
noblebeaversocks: WAHT
onceandthefuture: yeah
onceandthefuture: I helped toris with the ring
noblebeaversocks: you're such a girl
noblebeaversocks: but that's awesome
onceandthefuture: I know
noblebeaversocks: so they going to get hitched once they're back in the states?
onceandthefuture: probably
onceandthefuture: I think they're trying to survive this before they pick a date
noblebeaversocks: gil wants to know if they're getting hitched back in the states
noblebeaversocks: his mom and toni's are
onceandthefuture: dunno, probably
onceandthefuture: haven't looked into international gay marriage
onceandthefuture: /haven't really asked them
noblebeaversocks: well there better be an open bar at the wedding
onceandthefuture: xDDD
onceandthefuture: probably considering both of them
noblebeaversocks: and we both want invites
onceandthefuture: hmmmmmmmm
onceandthefuture: gil will have to be heavily considered
noblebeaversocks: you know i'll just bring him as my 'date'
onceandthefuture: you two are far too comfortable with each other for being straight
noblebeaversocks: I'll take that as a compliment
noblebeaversocks: anyway, I should go
onceandthefuture: awww
onceandthefuture: why?
noblebeaversocks: gil needs ideas on how to hurt someone with a stick
noblebeaversocks: and this just isn't something I can resist
onceandthefuture: xDDDD
onceandthefuture: give him an extra hard whack for me
noblebeaversocks: haha, only cause its you
onceandthefuture: :-)
onceandthefuture: love ya too
onceandthefuture: cuz
noblebeaversocks: tell artie I say have fun
noblebeaversocks: but I hope youere miserable
onceandthefuture: meanie
onceandthefuture: FUNKILLER
noblebeaversocks: stupidhead
onceandthefuture: asshole
noblebeaversocks: jerkface
onceandthefuture: bitch
noblebeaversocks: american
onceandthefuture: canuck
noblebeaversocks: gilès threatening me with his skates
noblebeaversocks: fucking french keyboard
onceandthefuture: threaten him with your trick stick
onceandthefuture: lolol
noblebeaversocks: might not let him in on that secret yet
onceandthefuture: you've enver had to unleash the trick stick on him?
onceandthefuture: you have more tolernace than I do xD
noblebeaversocks: it helps that he actually likes me
onceandthefuture: why I'll never know
noblebeaversocks: like I said, my charming personality
noblebeaversocks: anyway, i'm outta hear
noblebeaversocks: go make out with art
onceandthefuture: lol hear
noblebeaversocks: or something
onceandthefuture: don't tell me what to do
noblebeaversocks: you know you wanna
onceandthefuture: you aren't the boss of me
noblebeaversocks: yet
onceandthefuture: you are going to play hockey all your life
onceandthefuture: you'll never be the boss of me
noblebeaversocks has signed off
{A/N: My Canadian wanted back into the writing of this story, and since our relationship is the founding thing for this entire story, I figured I should let her back in. So be prepared for more Matt.
Also, have I ever mentioned she's an awesome graphic artist? Because she's an awesome graphic artist. She made a banner for 'The Baffled King And The Idiot Hero', which I will now link in my profile. Shower her in praise in a review here and I'll pass it on!
~ Caroline}