Gabriel's Revenge. Request from Northern Shinigami. Hey, so I'm really sorry I forgot about the male pregnancy thing for seahorses! I should have included it! It's hard to include every detail in these tiny stories, so I have to pick and choose one, unfortunately. I also like that the seahorses are the slowest fish (one has a top speed of five feet an hour). Additionally, a part of our brain related to memory, the hippocampus, is often related to a seahorse tail. Alas, I went with their name for the joke.
"Dad!"
"What, Gabriel?"
"Did you destroy my unicorn?"
"Yes."
"Why? Weren't the dinosaurs enough? Have you caused me enough pain?"
"Don't be melodramatic, Gabriel."
"DAD!"
"What, Gabriel?"
"Where are the griffins?"
"I destroyed them."
"DAD! NO!"
"I have my reasons, Gabriel."
"DAD!"
"What, Gabriel?"
"My dodo bird!"
"What about it?"
"It's dead!"
"So it is."
"Daaaaaaaaad."
"Get over it, Gabriel."
"DAD- My- my mammoth- and the sabre toothed tiger- and the giant sloth-"
"Breathe, Gabriel!"
"They're all gone!"
"GABRIEL!"
"What, Dad?"
"Why can't I kill this creature?"
"HA, Dad- That's for every one of my creations you so heartlessly destroyed! At the end of the universe, the cockroaches will rise from the ashes! My legacy will continue despite your continued, varied, and repeated attempts to quash it!"
"Gabriel! I swear to me, I should have made you the angel of theater."
I felt so bad for Gabe, killing off all his creations.
I noticed Gabe got the most screen time in this story. Huh.