HELLO EVERYBODY! AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, SATAN IS NOT IN ANYMORE CHAPTERS! A/N: holy shit, this took a long time!
Billy: "I'M BILLY, THOUGH!"
ME: "Well then, Billy, shut the FUCK up."
ME: "BITCH!"
Billy: "Why won't senpai me notice me?"
ME: "Bitch-ass BILLY? Didn't I kill you? Like, several times?"
Billy: "Oh, yeah."
SATAN: "OH HELL NO! YOU CONFUSED ME FOR THAT THING? I AM THE NEW CO-WRITER... :( ME: "SHIT, I'LL START WRITING..."
One more thing before I start writing, a
HUGE SHOUT OUT AND I MEAN A HUGE ONE LIKE THE BIGGEST SHOUTOUT EVER!1!11 TO kapowpowpow! I will join you. FOR NARNIA!
and to 2012; wtf?!
GOLDIE
YOUR POV
I woke up with the worst headache today, but still managed to get out of bed. I walked down the stairs, and made coffee. I got ready to face the world, in my pjs. Goldie came down shortly after, and walked over to me. "Morning," I grunted. I almost fell over. He caught me, and felt my forehead. "Wow, you're burning up! You sure you wanna go to work today?" He looked concerned. "No, really I'm fine." I insisted. He didn't believe me. Just then, something in my brain decided it was a good idea to commit suicide. I literally crumpled to the ground. "Oh my god! You're not going anywhere!" He carried me to the couch, laid it flat, and put a blanket over me. I smiled. "Thanks, but don't you have work still?" He laughed. "Nope! I actually can work from home, since I just sit on the computer designing things on CAD programming, I'll call you in sick." He brought me a cup of tea, and put a pillow behind my head. He sat on the couch, just making sure I was okay. I fell to sleep, and woke up completely refreshed. He looked up from the computer, and eyed me down. "Feeling better?" I smiled, and sat up. "Yeah, actually. I just have a headache." He turned on the TV. "Well then, I got another subscription to Netflix, wanna watch something?" I laughed, and remembered a movie that I had seen a really long time ago. "Have you seen The Mask? With Jim Carrey? (One of the best movies EVER!)" He laughed, and turned it on. I started laughing as soon as he brought out the hammer, and freaked out the land lord. Then, my head started hurting again. I winced, and he put an arm around me. "I also got some Ibuprofen, if you want it," I nodded, and he got some. That stuff works miracles, I swear. I was able to watch the rest of the movie, and even kept down some food. By the end of the day, I felt way better. "Heh, nice hair." I checked my phone. I laughed. I looked like a train wreck. "Wait!" He paused Frozen, which was what we were watching now. Anna was still in bed, pulling hair out of her mouth. I laughed even harder. "Is it that bad?" I asked him, and then got a better idea. I ruffled his hair. "Hey!" I looked at him. His hair didn't look any different. I laughed again, and then finished the movie. I fell asleep, and heard him move over a little.
GOLDIE POV
One morning, I woke up, and went to the bathroom, I looked in the mirror, and I had dark circles under my eyes. I turned on the lights, even though Y/N was still asleep. I tried to conceal the circles with some of her makeup, and eventually it worked. I coughed a few times, and got back into bed. I kept coughing, and realized that I wasn't gonna stop. Then, I realized that I had woken up Y/N. She turned over, and looked at me. She laughed. "Are you wearing my makeup?" I smiled. "Dark circles, can't sleep." I blushed. She laughed even harder, and I turned away to cough again. She turned me over. "You feeling alright? Maybe you should take the day off..." I sat up. "Yeah, *cough day off..." I passed out again. When I did wake up, I felt worse. I did smell something good, though. "What time is it?" I asked myself. "It's like, 12:00, ish." I looked in the doorway, and saw Y/N. She had a tray, with some things. She brought it over to me. "Here you go, I got a couple things 'cause I had to swing by the store." I looked. There were cough drops, a bowl of soup, a thermometer, and best of all, noise cancelling headphones. "Thank you, Y/N." I saw her smile. "Hey! It's nothing! You did the same for me!" She left the room. I tried the soup, and put the tray on my bed. She was a great cook, I just didn't feel like I could keep anything down, and that would be another problem. I woke up at maybe 3:00 again, and felt slightly better. I finished the food, and put the tray on the bedstand. I turned on my computer, and plugged in the headphones, that were actually functional as well. I put on a movie, and tried to focus on something else. Y/N crawled into the bed. "Better?" She crawled under the blankets. "Much, thanks again." She snuggled closer. I unplugged the headphones, and we watched whatever movie was suggested next. Some of them were actually pretty good. Surprisingly, Y/N fell asleep before I did. I closed the computer, and fell asleep shortly after.
FREDDY
Your P.O.V.
"Agh! Fuck it, I'm staying here!" I had been trying for hours to get rid of a cold, that just seemed to be getting worse. Freddy came into my room. "You okay? You look kinda sick." I gave him a sarcastic look. "You don't say?" He backed up a little. "Are you gonna stay home?" I sighed, and nodded. "Hey, I'm going out to the store, need anything?" I thought. "Cough drops, uh, maybe some food, I don't know, make me smile." I climbed back into bed, and he ran out the door. I fell back a sleep. I heard him come back, and drop something. "Shoot!" I heard him sneak up the stairs, and into my room. "Hey, sorry if I woke you," He whispered. I smiled. "That's okay, I can't sleep anyways." He chuckled. "Okay! Well, I'll be in the room next door, y'know, work and stuff." I nodded, and pretended to go back to bed. "Night, Y/N," He stroked my hair, and I smiled. The rooms were connected, but you couldn't see the beds or anything. I looked at what he had gotten. Cough drops, a charger for my computer (Thank God!), and, I laughed, he got me a pair of heated slippers. "Freddy! Thank you SO much!" He walked over, and kicked out his foot. He had the same pair, pink with a red bow. I laughed, and coughed, and laughed, until I had to lay down.
FREDDY P.O.V.
I didn't sleep the night before, and today, I couldn't move. I didn't even try. "C'mon, Freddy! Time to get up!" I heard Y/N at the door. "Freddy? You in there?" She pulled back the covers, and saw me. "Oh, god, Freddy. You look sick." She pulled the covers back over my head. I groaned, and went back to bed. I woke up, and felt significantly better, but still not great. I sat up, and saw Y/N. "Sorry, I just made a trip to the grocery store, got some headache pills if you need them." I smiled. "Thanks, Y/N, hey, could you get me some water?" She ran out of the room. "Sure! Be right back!" She came back, and I tried to not spill. I brought out my phone, and tried to catch up on the Walking Dead, (Like I am now, If you follow the show, I'm at the part where they're in Georgia, SO close, well, not that close to Washington, but y'know). Y/N threw me headphones. "DON'T SPOIL ANYTHING! I'M STILL ON SEASON 4!" I laughed, and kept watching. With headphones. She went to her room, and I heard "What! WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT!" I laughed.
BONNIE
Your P.O.V.
I woke up, and shook my head. I wasn't going anywhere, not unless I could go five minutes without coughing, sneezing, etc. One minute, two, thr- fuck. There they were again. Bonnie poked his head in the door, which was on the left side of my bed. [:)] "Y/N? You feelin' okay? We were gonna go out tonight," I looked at him, and shook my head. "Can we put that off until tomorrow? I feel like shit." He walked over to me, and felt my head. "Yeah, maybe tomorrow. Do you need anything?" He looked concerned. "Uh, some water, and a bag of cough drops, please." He ran down the stairs, and popped back in. "Oh! One more thing! Can you get me a box of tissues?" He smiled, and went across the hall. He put them on my dresser. "Anything else?" He was wheezing from how fast he was running. "Could you get me my phone? It's in the basement." He gave me a thumbs-up, and ran out again. I laughed to myself, and patted down my bed. That phone was never more than 10 feet away. Make that five. He ran back in, and his jaw dropped. I laughed, and coughed. "Bonnie, my phone's never THAT far away!" He hung his head. "Wow, that's cruel. Too much exercise." He started coughing. "Oh NO! You can't get sick now!" I pouted my lip. "No, I'm not kidding. Gimme those cough drops." He crawled into my bed. "Sick date?" I laughed. "Fine, but-" I put the body pillow between us. "No coughing on me." He smiled, and went back to bed. That's kinda how the rest of the day, whoever felt better went to get the food, or whatever. At one point, you turned the TV on, and started watching South Park re-runs. "Ugh, stupid conformists," I turned to see that Bonnie had flipped all of his hair to the front of his face, and pretended to have a cigarette. "Oh stop that, you!" I put his hair back, and fake threw the cigarette. He laughed. "Way better than spending money, right?" I smiled. "Much."
CHICO
YOUR P.O.V.
"AS YOU CAN SEE, THE WILD Y/N IS NOT FEELING SO GOOD RIGHT NOW, AND CAN'T MOVE. THAT GIVES TEAM CHICO FULL REIGN OVER RUMMAGING THROUGH HER ROOM!" I laid back down. I was fighting a bad cold, and didn't feel good enough to talk, so I flipped off Chico's camera. He gasped. "WILD Y/N USED 'FLIP OFF'. IT WAS SUPER INEFFECTIVE AGAINST CHICOTHEBOSS, AND CHICO USED SPLASH ATTACK!" I shook my head, but it was too late. He threw the water over me. Now, I was overheating, dripping wet, and fucking mad. I glared at him. "UH, CHICOTHEBOSS USED 'RETREAT AND APOLIGISE,' IT WAS, UH, VERY EFFECTIVE! BYE!" He came back with breakfast, and I ate. "Thank you, Chico. Apology accepted. But, can you keep the noise down?" He lowered the camera. "Oh, yeah. Right. Sorry!" He ran out, and went to his room to record. That was a bit better.
CHICO POV
"NOOOOOOO! THAT CAN'T HAPPEN!" I coughed again. I had a headache, but Y/N still had work. I pouted, and she finally agreed to work from home. I used that to my advantage, and kept asking for food until eventually she picked me up, carried me down the stairs, and put me on a chair. She dragged some pebble pillows into the kitchen, some blankets, and went back to work. "Thank you," She looked up, and saw that I had wrapped myself in a blanket. "Ho-Holy shit! It's E.T.!" She took a picture. I went to bed. "Wait, Y/N! Can you work over here?" I asked her, and pleaded. She laughed, and I smiled. "Yes?" I smiled. She sat down by me, and grabbed a blanket. "No. I already got sick once." I laughed. "You cough that way-" She pointed away from her. "Got it!" I fell asleep. When I woke up, she had made hot chocolate. "Yay!" I reached for the cup. "No! Get your own." I looked on the counter, and saw another cup. "Agh. Cruel." I stood up, and got the cup. She smiled. "Maybe Goldie was right, you're a lazy-ass." I gasped. She put an arm around me. "But so am I, we're both lazy-asses." I laughed. "Hey, I actually feel better. Wanna play Amnesia?" I handed her headphones. "Sure!" Mistakes were made. I forgot how scary some of the maps were.
FOXY
We were off the boat, and staying at my place. I woke up with whatever bug was going around, and figured out that I was not moving. Not today, at least. I groaned, and rolled over, and off the bed, by accident. "Ugh, ow." I said, tired. Foxy ran into the room, and picked me up. "What's wrong, lass? Not in-" He smirked. "Ship-Shape?" I groaned, and laid back down. "No, I'm not. Could you keep the noise down a bit today?" He frowned, but agreed. I went back to bed. That silence was far past golden. It didn't last for long though.I had forgotten that he invited the gang over, or he did it without you knowing. I found enough energy to get out of bed, get dressed, and give Foxy a hundred bucks. "Go out- please?" He took the money, smiled at me, and they left for the day. I laid back down, watched TV for a while, when he came back, he didn't bring anybody with him. "Thank you, I finally caught up on sleep!" He came into my room, and showed me something. My jaw dropped. I had told them to go to the casino, but Foxy didn't come back broke. He had a big tagboard, that said: MEGA MILLIONS WINNER: $640,000,000. "You did not." He laughed. "I swear, I bought one ticket, and put your name on it." I jumped up and hugged him. "Well, what do we do now?" We thought. He had already paid $10,000 to get it fraud-protected, which seemed like a good investment. I took out a thousand to go shopping, for everyday things. And a shirt, pants, a new dress, some shoes, this really cute romper, a new purse, and some new jewelry. He laughed at me, and went to bed early. He had to fly out to Washington DC for a week tomorrow. I was going to re-do the house in the meantime, but now I guess I don't have to take out any loans.
FOXY POV
While flying back in, space was tight. Some sick bastard didn't bother to bring tissues, and got the whole plane sick, even the first class and pilot. I took a cab home, and went right to bed. I woke up in the morning feeling worse than yesterday. My eyes felt sunken into my head. Y/N was feeling better, and had re-decorated the house like a bohemian shanty. It actually looked really nice, not that I was surprised or anything, but I still felt stuffy and useless. She would check in on me every once in a while, and bring a cup of tea or anything else I needed. Once, since she was doing everything else, I asked for a kiss. First no. I laughed, and she replied, "I'm not getting sick again! Who's gonna do the dishes?" I frowned. "Or the laundry?" I put my head down. "Okay! I get the point! But, in all seriousness, can you order dinner?" She smiled. "Sure! What do you want?" I thought. "Uh, three pizzas, a bag of chips, five boxes of cookies, a thing of chicken wings, a sub, two rolls of sushi, and 10 pounds of candy." She blinked. "Oookay." Be right back. She came back, dumped the food on my bed, and shook her head. "You're gonna get really sick-er. You know that, right?" I smiled. "No, I invited everybody!" I laughed, and everyone popped out from around the room.
MANGLE
YOUR POV
I woke up really late one day, which was unusual. I had a throbbing headache, and moaned. Mangle popped his head into the room. "That's my job! Hey, what's wrong?" He looked concerned. "Very funny, but I'm just kinda sick." He smiled. "Need anything? I made lunch!" He brought up a tray. "I got paninis!" I laughed. "Uh, sure?" He brought it over. "Dang! Mangle, you're a good cook!" I heard a voice, clearly Goldie's from downstairs yell, "You're welcome!" I glared at Mangle. "Ahaha, yeah. I'll get you a cup of tea." I laughed, and went back to sleep. When I woke up, Mangle was standing over me. "Agh! NOT COOL!" He laughed. "Well, at least you're feeling better!" I stood up. I didn't have a headache. "You're right! Thanks, both of you!" I heard another voice, Chico yell, "HEY!" I laughed. "And Chico." Chico laughed. "I didn't do anything, actually." I groaned. "Fuck you, Chico."
MANGLE POV
I couldn't stop sneezing, coughing, and couldn't sleep. Y/N checked in on me, and her eyes went wide. "Oh my GOD! MANGLE! I'm cancelling any plans for today!" I smiled. "Thanks, I really can't do anything. Hey, could you get me some ibuprophen?"¨OH, yeah, sure uhm yeah sure. OK I will go get it now.¨ Y/N quickly walked away, and I couldnt help but being suspicous. But who was I to judge, I feel like shit. I just rolled over and fell asleep.
TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE UP MOVIE'S DOUG!
Five hours later I woke up, feeling way better. I got up, looking for food and went to the kitchen to get some, only to see Y/N with a pan of steaming hot pancakes with chocolate chips. I looked at the table and saw muffins, and a vanilla cake! ¨Hey, since you cook for me usually, I decided to repay the favor." Y/N said. ¨Thanks deerie.¨ I said with a smile, and took a fork and grabbed 3 pancakes and wolfed them down. They only seemed to make me hungrier, and I grabbed 4 muffins and also ate those. Then, for dessert, WAFFLES!1!. (SRY HAD TO). She laughed, at me. "Wow, how much did you eat!" "Considering I didn't for the last 20 hours, a lot." "Ummm, so I forgot to tell you that I kinda forgot to buy sugar..." "And?" I said. "I used the sugar in this box, but whatever it still worked." she said. My stomach started hurting. "Can I see that thing you got the "sugar" from?" I said, clutching my stomach. "Yeah, sure." she said, passing me an empty pink tupper-ware box. "Was this full before you used it?" I said suspiciously. "Yeah, why?" she said. I flipped over so I could see the bottom, and saw in a faded sharpie ''Chico's x-lax" "DAMMIT Y/N!" I said, before running to the bathroom.
MARIONETTE (EMMETT)
Your POV
Emmett and I had stayed out pretty late the night before, and something in the food wasn't settling well with me. I ended up in bed all day, not really moving. What was nice though was that Ace stayed right by me, and slept right on my head for half the day. (That's exactly what my cat does...) Emmett checked in on me a few times, just making sure I was "still alive". I had the worst stomach ache in ages, and my head was throbbing. I knew something was wrong later in the day, when I literally blacked out for three hours. I woke up with ice on my head, and really clammy. "Hey, Y/N, you sure you're okay?" Emmett was standing over me. I smiled, and felt a little better. Well enough to stand. Ace got out of bed, and jumped to the ground. He ran to the bathroom, and pulled at something. Within a minute, he had silently unrolled an entire roll of toilet paper, and was trying to fight his way out. "Ace! What are you doing kitty!" I pulled him out. Emmett laughed, and I got back into my bed. He joined me. I put Ace on Emmett's chest, and he stroked him. Ace started to paw at a string on the blanket, and started to fight between us. He hissed at the blanket, and I laughed. Anytime you pet him, he'd curl into a ball, and when you stopped, that poor string was bitten again.
EMMETT POV
Today was not going to be a good day. First of all, I couldn't breathe, and my allergies were acting up. I called in sick. Y/N was cooking up something, and I managed to get downstairs alive. "Oh, wow! I'll call you in si-" "Already did" I interrupted. She shrugged. "I'm making soup, want any?" I nodded. She was a good chef, but I couldn't even finish a bowl. I ended up curling up on the couch with Ace, and just sleeping. I needed a day off, anyways.