*sobbing* Soy triste porque tĂș odias mi! Por que? Germany... why did you stab me? Italy! Why did Germany stab me?

Germany: ...What?

Italy: Ve~? Doitsu, you stabbed her?

Germany: N-nein! I don't remember doing such a thing!

Italy: VE!

So, China is the third largest country (behind Canada and Russia) ... so how does the statement 'The only country larger than China is the US.'

China: ...n-no comment!

America: *snickers*

And France, that was for England!

France: *LE GASP*

England: Ha! In your face cheesy monkey!

LOVE ALLI

Me: BIE! \(=3=)/

A/N For the disclaimer, go to the first chapter thingy I think.