This chapter is very short, mostly because we're getting into more Jade parts. I'm trying to divide it into 'symptoms' you could call it. Luckily for you, this means faster updates.
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"What if we buy a dog? I'd rather have a dog than a snake." I told Brian as I got ready for the day. He was sitting on my bed watching TV as we argued over what pet to buy.
"No, I don't want a dog." He grumbled.
"You're acting a like a kid. Just get a damn dog."
"Didn't I just say I don't want a dog?" he yelled at me.
"Fine. How about a puppy?" I came out of the bathroom with my hair done and teeth brushed.
"Hmmm…..I'll think about it." He stared at me.
"Come on. I know you love puppies. And you've always told me it was your lifelong dream to sing Michael Jackson songs about puppies." I smiled.
"I know," he smiled, "I want to love you! PYP! Pretty Young Puppy!" he sang.
I shook my head and grabbed my sweater and put on my shoes.
"Let's go Michael." I teased.
"That fool aint dead, you now." He said.
"Oh yeah, his cold body that's buried under the ground is a total fake." I rolled my eyes. We started our decent from the stairs.
"You know that's right." He agreed. He could never tell the difference between my real voice and my sarcasm.
"If he isn't dead, then that means Tupac isn't dead." I said.
"Girl I know! Just yesterday I saw that fool eating a burrito in Chile." He smirked.
"When did you go to Chile?"
"Two days ago."
"I saw you two days ago!" I argued.
"No, you saw my twin brother Jimenez, the fat midget of Russia." He said in a low voice.
"He was the same size as you."
"Coming from the girl with like negative three vision."
"I have perfect vision!" I said.
"Pulease! This morning I came in and you screamed, thinking I was Tyrese!"
"You two look exactly alike!"
"Is that why people tell me I remind them of Trey Songz?" he asked sarcastically.
"Trey Songz is gorgeous!" I smiled.
"Exactly."
We got to the bottom of the stairs and turned the corner. I stopped walking as soon as I saw who was sitting on the couch.
"No!" I yelled, "No, no, no, no, HELL TO ALL SHIT NO! I rebuke you, sir!"
"Just hear me out!" she got up quickly.
"NO! I refuse. Take your stupid Alice Cullen looking ass out my house!"
"I have important information about the sacrifice." She begged.
"What?" Brian asked confused.
"Nope, no! I have rebuked you!" I yelled in her face, "Brian help me!" I turned to him.
He looked back and forth between us and sighed, "I'm not in the mood to kick a bitch's ass right now, honey."
"Brian, so help me I won't get that snake!" I yelled at him.
"So you were thinking about it?" he asked hopefully.
"I was! Until I was presented with this information!" I put my hands on my hips.
"It's not my fault that I'm exhausted."
I turned back to Rose, "I refuse to deal with this. I was just going to have a nice normal day, with no supernatural crap. Then I get downstairs and I find you!"
"Supernatural? Girl, what do you do on your free time? I thought rehab was supposed to have good results." He muttered.
"I'm sick of seeing your face. I don't know what made you think you can come here, but I have had it!-"
Damon came from around the corner and saw me yelling at Rose.
"Dammit, Rose. What did you do to her?" he frowned.
"I'll tell you what she did! Brian get in the car!" he looked at me and walked out the house, "her stupid ass kidnapped me and used me as vampire bait! I was going to be eaten Damon! I don't want her here!" I yelled at him.
He sighed and put his hands on my shoulders, "Just calm down." He said quietly.
"Calm down? Calm down? Don't you dare tell me to calm down! I am a tax paying citizen with rights!"
"Jade-"He started.
"I will sue her!" I yelled.
"I doubt that." he muttered.
I gasped and his eyes widened, "no, no Jade."
"Nope, no. You said it." I put my hands up to block him from coming closer.
"Why can't I just have one day without you getting pissed at me?" he muttered to himself.
"Cause you say stupid shit like that!"
"She's here to help us." He said.
I tightened my mouth and tapped my foot with my arms crossed, "Fine, but if she kills Elena, don't come crying to me." I turned to walk out the door, but he stopped me.
"No, I need you to stay here." He said.
"I don't wanna stay here. I wanna go buy a puppy with Brian." I whined.
"No, I need-wait. You and Brian are buying a puppy?" he asked.
"He thinks we're buying a snake, but he's sadly mistaken." I smiled evilly.
"Come on, please." He said.
I sighed, "Fine. But just know that nothing will give me greater pleasure than seeing this bitch die with tears in her eyes." I said.
He stared at me with a shocked expression.
"I have dark pleasures." Was all I said.
He shook his head and grabbed my hand and led me to the couch. I was about to sit down next to him, but he grabbed me from behind and sat me down on his lap. I was shocked at this action, but didn't complain.
"Okay, you have to understand, I only know what I've picked up over the years." Rose began, "And I don't what's true and what's not true. That's the problem with all this vampire crap. But Klaus I know is real."
Great…
I heard Elena coming and she had the same expression as she saw Rose.
"Don't start man. I had the same reaction…only….with violent threats." I said to her. She took this explanation and sat down in the chair hesitantly. Stefan stood beside her.
"Who is he?" Elena asked.
"He's one of the Originals. He's a legend." Damon explained.
Stefan agreed, "He's one of the first generation of vampires."
"Like Elijah?" Elena asked.
I sighed loudly and got up. I was hungry so I went to the kitchen to get some cereal. Yum. I think I wanted some lucky charms. Ha-ha. That little leprechaun was hilarious. I could still hear them talking in the living room.
"No," Rose exasperated, "Elijah was the Easter bunny compared to Klaus."
I giggled loudly, "I hate that guy." I yelled from the kitchen.
"You know Klaus?" Rose asked in shock.
"No," I shook my head confused, "the Easter Bunny. How could I know Klaus?" I asked her with a frown as I came back with my food and a spoon in my mouth. I took my seat again on Damon's lap. He moved my hair around my neck and rested his hand on my waist. So cute….
Rose shook her head and continued, "He's a foot soldier. Klaus is the real deal."
"Well if you guys killed him that easy. I don't think that he's much of a problem." I commented.
"Klaus is known to be the oldest." Stefan told me.
"He sounds hot." I said with cereal in my mouth. They all looked at me and Damon glared into my eyes.
"What?" I asked innocently.
Elena held up her hand, "Okay, so you're saying that the oldest vampire in the history of time is coming after me?" she asked her.
"Sucks to be you." I muttered.
Rose shook her head, "I wouldn't be so sure. He seemed to lean to a liking to you." She said to me.
"How could he not? I'm adorable." I smiled at myself.
"You're saying that this Elijah guy liked Jade?" Damon asked.
"Of course! Have you seen me?" I said confidently.
"That's not a good thing, Jade." Elena said.
"Why not?" I asked her.
"Because we don't know why." Damon interjected.
I shrugged, "I know why. I'm awesome. It should be a crime." I smirked.
"You could be in danger." Elena said.
"Dammit! See what happens when I get into this vampire crap? Bad shit happens! I told you I didn't wanna be involved in your little supernatural Twilight reenactment!"
Stefan got up immediately, "No one's coming after either one of you." He said.
Damon spoke up again, "if what she's saying is true-"
Rose butted in, "Which I am."
He stood up and stood beside her, "And you're not just saying that so we don't kill you-"
Rose rolled her eyes, "Which I'm not."
"Then we're looking at a solid maybe." He concluded.
"Maybe doesn't make me feel better. In fact, it makes me feel worse." I stopped eating my cereal.
"Look, Elijah's dead, right?" Stefan butted in, "No one even knows that you exist." He told Elena.
"Not that you know of." Rose and I said at the same time.
Damon scowled at us and spat, "Not helping."
"Well, she knows. How can we trust her! She kidnapped us! For food!" I exclaimed.
"I've never even met anyone who's laid eyes on him." Stefan said reassuringly, "I mean, we're talking centuries of truth mixed with fiction. We don't know what's real. For all we know he could be some stupid bedtime story." He said.
Rose frowned, "He's real. And he doesn't give up. If he wants something, he gets it. If you're not afraid of Klaus then you're an idiot."
"Alright, we're shaking. You made your point." Damon huffed.
"Shit! Brian!" I yelled and ran out the house. I forgot to meet him in the car.
I ran to his car and saw him asleep in the driver's seat. I knocked on his window and he jolted awake.
"Girl! 15 minutes! The fuck?" he yelled at me through his rolled up window. His voice was muffled slightly.
"I was detained!" I yelled back.
"Obviously! I wanna get my fucking snake!" he said.
"I don't want a snake!"
"YOU JUST SAID WE WERE GETTING A SNAKE!" he screamed.
"I WANT A FUCKING PUPPY, BRIAN!" I screamed back.
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR ASS WANTS! WE ARE GETTING A SNAKE!"
"IF YOU BUY US A SNAKE, I'M GONNA BUY A FUCKING OWL TO KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER!" I pointed at him sternly.
He gasped loudly. I couldn't really hear it though because the windows were still up. He unlocked the door and slammed it when he got out. He pushed me hard.
"Take that back!" he demanded.
"NO! And push me again! I dare you!" I yelled.
He pushed me and I punched him in the face. We both gasped and his eyes widened. He ran after me, but I moved to the side and ran in the opposite direction.
"GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" he yelled after me. Damn! He was pissed. I turned around and ninja kicked him in the stomach. He grunted and slapped me in the face. I could taste the blood on my lip and we both gasped loudly. He slapped his hands to his mouth and widened his eyes.
"You made me bleed!" I exasperated.
"Jade, girl! I'm sorry! I told you I have spasms!" he told me quickly.
"NOPE! I'M MAD NOW!" I threw my hands in the air.
"Okay! Okay, we can get a puppy!" he yelled.
"I HOPE JAKE DUMPS YOUR STUPID ASS!" I yelled as I went back into the house.
He gasped again, "I HOPE YOU GET ADDICTED TO DRUGS AGAIN!" he screamed back.
"ME TOO! THAT WAY I CAN FORGET YOUR STUPID PSYCHOTIC FACE!"
"You. Are. So. Mean." He shook his head.
"YOU SLAPPED ME AND NOW I'M FUCKING BLEEDING! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN!" I scolded him.
"You punched me!"
"YOU PUSHED ME!" I yelled back.
"YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO KILL MY SNAKE!"
"BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO BUY ONE DESPITE MY HATRED OF THE CREEPY THINGS!"
"I'M SORRY, OKAY!"
I sped walked into the house, and just as I was about to close the door, I heard him yell, "So does this mean we're not getting the snake?"
I didn't answer as I slammed the door.
"What's wrong?" Damon asked from the living room. They were all still in a circle discussing Klaus.
"EVERYTHING!" I yelled.
I ran up the stairs to my room where I could see my lip. He slapped my hard. It didn't hurt of course. I had had worse.
I went to my bathroom to wash it off and look presentable. Now I was going to have a split lip to look at all day. I heard my phone ring from my bathroom and I went to see who was calling. The caller ID said Brian and I immediately pressed ignore.
Of course that did nothing….
He was gonna spam my phone and to make matters worse, I was gonna see him at school. Well, now I was in a predicament.
I sighed and finished cleaning my lip. I went back downstairs to see Elena waiting for me.
"You need a ride to school?" she asked me.
"No, I think I'll ditch." I said nonchalantly.
"Ditch?" she asked.
"I'm mad at Brian and I refuse to see his stupid face." I said.
She was about to nod, but saw my lip, "what happened to your lip?"
"Exactly." I muttered. I walked to the living room where Damon and Rose sat.
"I'm hanging out with you today." I told him.
He shrugged, "fine by me."
"Alrighty. Have a nice day at school Elena." I said sweetly, "if you see Brian, make sure to glare at him, and tell him he can shove a hot metal iron up his tight hairy a-"
"I get it." She said quickly.
"Let me grab my stuff, I'll go with you." Stefan smiled at her.
"I know where it is." Elena smirked and walked out.
"What happened between you and Brian?" Stefan asked me.
"Do you see my lip?" I asked him pointing at my lip.
He narrowed his eyes at it and looked concerned, "What hap-"
"Exactly." I repeated my answer to him like Elena.
WIWGFY
I was lying across the couch with my legs hanging over the arm reading a magazine. Teen Weekly….New Releases, Hunger Games. I sighed loudly; I was more of a Twilight person. Confusing huh?
Of course I could barely read with the loud and constant sniffles from Rose, who was mourning over her dear friend Trevor. I rolled my eyes. She needed some therapy. Rehab was not gentle with their faculty. She blew loudly into her tissue and I lost it.
"OH GET OVER IT! HE'S GONE! HE'S NOT COMING BACK!" I yelled at her, throwing my magazine at the wall. Just as I finished screaming, Damon walking into the room.
"Alright, Rosebud, I need some answers." He saw her crying and me glaring at her. He looked back and forth between the two of us and smiled at me.
"Did you make her cry?" he asked amused.
"I hope I did." I muttered angrily.
"Oh please don't tell me you're crying 'cause your buddy Trevor lost his head." He asked with an insensitive tone.
"Have you two always been this sensitive?" Rose scoffed sarcastically.
"Full vampire switch for this very reason. Takes the emotion out of it." He smirked at her.
"I just don't care about you or your feelings." I cocked my head.
She stared at me sadly, "you don't have to be mean."
"I wouldn't be. You should've realized how mean I was before you kidnapped me. I'm not one who gets over that kind of stuff. I don't care if you wanted to have a normal life again. You had a billion opportunities. I mean, this would have never happened if you just stopped holding on to a guy that was on the run. Screw family!" I got up and grabbed my magazine.
"You're such a hard ass. Just like a vampire. I like it," Damon smirked at me. I smirked back seductively, "see, now she has turned off her emotions and look how sexy it is." He pointed to me.
"Yeah, you switch yours, I'll switch mine." Rose countered.
"Is that a dig?" Damon growled at her.
"It's an observation. Being in love with two girls at the same time must be draining." Rose smirked at him. I lowered my magazine slightly and watched their argument. He was in love with another girl?
"Never." Damon replied.
"Dude, you need help. I mean I know you have a thing for Elena, but another one." I tsked. Consider me jealous. I frowned.
"It's you, girl." Rose rolled her eyes as she said 'girl' with a hard tone like it was a dirty word.
I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion, then I shrugged, "Meh, I love you too dude. You really know how to make a girl smile sometimes." I smiled at them both as I teased.
I wasn't lying, I did love Damon. Just not that way. It was too early for that. I barely knew him. I kind of regretted saying it though, because Damon's eyes widened.
"Don't get your panties in a bunch, Elvis, I just think you're a good friend." I rolled my eyes at him.
He seemed to relax at that and Rose continued to annoy him.
"Want to try that again? I kidnapped her. She seems like a good person. Plus she has this quality of being-"
"Amazing." I finished.
"Annoying." Damon said at the same time. I glared at him and he smirked at me.
"Hard headed." Rose concluded.
"Don't get on my bad side." Damon growled at her narrowing his eyes.
"Then show me your good side." Rose countered.
"You're already on my bad side." I commented nonchalantly.
"How do I find Klaus?" Damon asked ignoring me.
"You don't find Klaus, he finds you." Rose said.
"Come on. Somebody's got to know somebody who knows where he is, right?" Damon shrugged as if it was nothing.
"Add another 200 somebodies to that and you're still not even close." Rose shook her head.
"He seems like a nice guy." I murmured.
They both looked at me.
"Humor me." Damon walked towards her, "You got in touch with Elijah, how did you do it?"
"Through a very low somebody on the Totem pole. A guy named Slater in Richmond." Rose sniffled.
"Perfect. I'll drive." Damon smiled heading for the door.
"Yay! Road trip!" I threw my magazine down and followed him.
"No." She stopped us, "You forget not all of us can do sun."
"Then you drive. Come on." Damon smirked at me.
He opened the door for me and I smiled at him. Finally, something to do.
WIWGFY
"Shit." I groaned, banging my head against the backseat.
"What?" Damon asked.
"I just remembered I have to do something that I really don't wanna do." I shook my head. Dammit. Being in the car with Rose made me think about the day I had gotten kidnapped. I promised whoever was up there, that I would go to confession. I didn't break promises no matter how unreasonable and fake they were.
"Well you should do it then." Damon said nonchalantly.
"I don't want to though." I made a face.
"If I may ask, what is this 'thing' you have to do?" Alice interrupted.
I sighed loudly and rolled my eyes, "I promised the lord, or whoever, that if I survived that damn kidnapping that you caused, I would go to confession."
Damon made a face between confusion and a scowl, "Since when do you believe in God?" he asked. I shrugged.
"Since yesterday when I almost died. I'm going through phases."
He rolled his eyes and blew me off. He was mean today. I noticed that we were driving through a dark parking garage and I immediately stiffened.
"Lady, I swear, if you are kidnapping me again, I will sell your body parts to old perverts down the street." I said menacingly.
She chuckled and looked back at me, "this is where Slater is. He owns a café above."
"Back entrance," I mused, "smart."
"Wow, that's the most nicest thing you've said to me since I've been here." She smiled.
"Don't get too excited, I still don't like you." I muttered.
"Oh, Jadeyn. Be nice." Damon smirked.
"Jadeyn?" I exasperated.
"We can't all have daylight rings, so the back entrance is the most efficient." Rose said.
"Jadeyn? Since when are you my father?" I stayed on topic.
Damon swiftly turned around and stopped in front of me, "Don't call me that." he glared at me.
"Don't call me Jadeyn!" I put my hands on my hips.
"Just last week you told me to call you Jadeyn because I hid your Dora doll." He scoffed.
"Because you pissed me off! You're not allowed to call me Jade when you piss me off! That way I'll stay mad at you and think of you as Dave! And she's not a doll! She's my life!" I yelled.
He groaned and grabbed my hand, "no, no. Okay, don't get mad. I didn't mean it." He said in a rush.
I pulled my hand back, "What's wrong with you, why are you so nice all of a sudden?" I asked.
"Because he likes you." Rose said.
"Because I'm not in the mood to hear you complain and glare at me all day, then be forced to apologize and have you mad at me the next day." He said angrily.
I patted his back softly, "I just don't know when you will learn, Damon, but you're getting there. Now you know to apologize whenever you piss me off instead of being so damn prideful all the time!" I smiled.
He rolled his eyes and turned to Rose, "How do you know this Slater guy is even here?"
"I called him. He's here. He's always here." She replied.
"Good." Damon said, and then he grabbed her and pushed her against a parking beam.
"Whoa." I said.
"Because if you're setting us up in any way, I will rip your heart out and shove it down your throat. Its' something I'm very good at." He snarled.
Rose smirked a little and flipped him around so he was against the beam, "Don't forget that I am older than you-"
I walked up to her and pushed her hard.
"What's wrong with you? Why are you so stupid?" I asked her.
"I can kill you easily, don't forget your place, human." She growled at me.
I widened my eyes in anger and turned to Damon, "I swear to God, I will make her explode." I walked in some random direction so I wouldn't get killed because I was seriously about to cuss this bitch out. I really wish I was a vampire. I would kick her lousy, cocky ass.
"Now you made her mad. Nice." I heard Damon hiss at her.
"She's rude." She hissed back.
"You kidnapped her!" Damon exasperated.
"I didn't mean to, the man that we compelled did it!" she argued.
"You could have let her go!"
"She would've ran and told someone!"
"Oh crap," Damon faked shock, "she would've told somebody! That's terrible! After you kidnapped her and Elena. I kind of felt bad for you, but I'm happy that you got what you had coming." Damon snarled.
I was still walking away in the other direction.
"That's the wrong way." Rose yelled at me.
"I don't give a flying fuck which way I go as long as it's away from your bitch ass!" I yelled over my shoulder.
Damon whizzed in front of me and I slapped him, accidently. I thought he was the Alice mistake. I slapped my hands to my mouth in shock and gasped.
"Oh, Damon, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I thought you were that Alice dumb fuck copy that no one wanted!" I took my hand and rubbed his cheek where I slapped him.
"Come on." He grumbled and took my hand. I followed with a smile on my face and tried not to think about how much I liked it when he held my hand. When we got inside, I noticed that it was a small coffee shop. It was nice. I saw the sunlight pouring through and smiled. Stupid girl, she was gonna walk right through the sun and burn like a ugly black-
"What about the sun?" Damon asked her.
"Damon! She was almost there!" I whined.
"Double paned and tempered," Rose replied. "UV rays can't penetrate. You see the appeal now?"
"That and the free Wi-Fi," Some other guy came up to us.
"Who's this?" I asked. No one answered of course. He went up to Rose and they hugged each other.
"How are you?" she asked him.
"Good. I saw you come, what are you doing here?" he asked. He must be Slater. Wow…..I expected him to look different.
"Mm, it's a long story. But I want you to meet—" she turned to Damon and I.
"Damon Salvatore. Turned 1864 in Mystic Falls by Katherine Pierce aka Katerina Petrova."
"The fuck?" I made a face, "You totally used Google." I shook my head with a smile.
He laughed out loud. Louder than I thought he would, "No, but I take it I was right; what I told you about the tomb under the church was true."
"Yes, it was right," Rose nodded. "Thank you for the tip." Slater turned back to me and smiled. I furrowed my eyebrows and returned it awkwardly. Why was he staring at me?
"Now this is a treat." He smiled at me.
"Hmm?" I asked.
"I've never seen your kind up close before."
"Pardon?" I asked him to clarify.
"Well it's nice to meet you both," He blew off the question.
"Kind?" I muttered to myself.
"Maybe. What's going on Rose? Where's Trevor."
"Well," Rose began. "It's a long story."
"He's dead," Damon and I said at the same time. He deserved it too.
"What?" Slater asked shocked.
"He kidnapped me. Then Elijah came and snapped his head right off his neck." I said.
"Elijah killed him," Rose told him.
"I just said that." I took my hand and raised it in annoyance. It was then I realized how long Damon and I had been holding them. We probably looked like a couple.
"B-but…does that mean—" He stuttered.
"Elijah's dead." Rose said.
"I killed him," Damon shrugged, "No big deal."
"No it's a huge deal! My man! Killing an Original!" I pinched his cheeks. He slapped my hands away and smiled a little. I pushed him with my elbow playfully.
"You're sure that he's dead?" Slater asked us.
"Beyond dead," I replied. He sighed and walked toward a table. We followed him.
"Trevor was a good man; he helped me with my dissertation on sexual deviance in the Baroque period." I gave him a questioning look. "I was going for my psych PHD."
"Slater's been in college since '74." Rose told us.
"Ewww….school for that long? Congrats man. Gross, but congrats." I gave him an awkward smile.
"Thanks; it was when I was turned. I have 18 degrees, 3 masters and 4 PHD's." he bragged.
"The point?" Damon asked.
"Exactly," Slater replied. "I mean, what is the point? What should I be doing with my eternity? If you have an answer, please enlighten me."
Damon rolled his eyes and pursed his lips. You could tell he was getting annoyed.
"We need your help," Rose said. "If someone wanted to get in touch with Klaus, how would you hook him up?"
"Craigslist," Slater shrugged.
"Ha! Really?" I laughed.
"I'm serious." Slater replied. "I respond to a personal ad that gets sent to somebody who knows somebody who knows Elijah…who's dead. And that's where my connection ends."
"That's no help at all," Damon sneered.
"Here's what I don't get," Damon began, "Elijah moved around during the day, which means the original people knew the secret of the day ring. Now why would Klaus want to lift the curse of the sun and the moon?"
"To keep the werewolves from lifting it. If a vampire breaks the sun curse, then the werewolves are stuck with the curse of the moon forever…and vice versa." Slater said.
"But werewolves are extinct," Rose made a face.
"True, I've never seen one," Slater replied. "But rumor has it…"
"Not such a rumor," Damon cut him off.
"Mystic Falls?" Slater asked.
"I know. I was shocked too." I shook my head.
"God, I've got to visit this place. It sounds awesome." He smiled at himself.
"Not really." I shook my head.
"Can we stop the curse from being broken at all?" Damon asked.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, if we make the moonstone useless, would it stop the curse from being broken?" Damon clarified.
"Yeah, probably," Slater shrugged. "But why would you want to do that?"
They continued to talk about things that I didn't find interesting anymore. I tuned out and looked around aimlessly. I stole Damon's coffee and took a sip, staring outside. So many people. So many dumb, useless, unknowing people. I was one of those people. Then my life turned to crap. I mean I hadn't had sex in over 2 months. I was having anxiety and I was hallucinating constantly. I had no idea why. I mean, just looking through the window, I could see a little fake Elijah tossing coins in his hand, standing by a hobo. He was smirking.
I rolled my eyes and smirked back, which only caused him to smirk wider. I cocked my head to the side and frowned, he looked really realistic.
But that was, "impossible." I finished.
Damon looked at me, but didn't get a chance to ask what was wrong because the windows exploded and shards fell everywhere. The sun flew through each crack and all the vampires began to scream. I could feel the giggle before it erupted from my lips. Oh my God, the irony. How funny it was. It was like watching chickens with their heads cut off.
Their skin was red from the burns and their screams were loud and ear splitting. Just hearing it made me laugh, but watching it was even funnier. From another person's point of view, this would have never been funny. In fact, I probably looked crazy, sitting in my seat calmly, laughing at everyone. I hadn't moved, not one inch. I still had my elbow on the table with Damon's coffee in my hands. Even as the windows broke and the glass spilled everywhere, I didn't move. What was wrong with me? I couldn't even ask myself the question seriously. I was laughing too hard. What was difficult to understand was how much it amused me. It would be even funnier if they had died on impact.
As soon as the soon as the sun had hit their face, they burst into flames. That would make my day. I looked back up to see that Elijah had left and when I looked down at the floor I saw coins. He threw them at the window that was why it broke. He was strong. But I didn't care. I was laughing too hard.
I couldn't control it…
DPOV
I went to run and cover Rose as soon as the window had broken. When I turned to Jade to see if she was okay, she was laughing.
Laughing…
What about this situation was so funny?
She didn't even stop, if anything, she was laughing harder. She was hysterical. I noticed that she hadn't even moved from her position before it happened. She still held my coffee and her elbows were still on the small table. Was she even scared? She didn't look like it. Not at all, she just looked overly amused and I wondered what the hell was wrong with her.
Despite her laughing, I grabbed her arm and ran away with her and Rose to safety. We got in the car and Rose's skin immediately started to heal. Jade collapsed on the side of the car, grabbing her stomach, trying to breathe…because she was still laughing. She took large gasps of breath and slid down the window of the car.
Rose stared at her with shock and confusion.
"Why are you laughing? This isn't funny!" she yelled at her.
"I-giggle-don't know!" Jade gasped.
"Well obviously you do because you're laughing about it!" Rose sneered.
"I don't-giggle-know-giggle-why it's so-giggle-funny!" Jade tried to frown as she laughed. She looked like she was having trouble just controlling her laughter.
"What's wrong with you?" Rose muttered.
Jade frowned for 2 seconds before the laughter started up again, "I don't-giggle-know!" she yelled, almost frustrated. If she wasn't laughing so hard, you could think she was angry.
She turned around and started to bang her head against the car door.
"What the hell, Jade?" I yelled at her.
She didn't listen and eventually gave up doing that and tried to open the door. She struggled, because of her uncontrollable giggling, but got inside eventually. She sat in the backseat and closed the door behind her. You could still see her laughing like a maniac.
"There's something different about her." Rose shook her head.
"I know." I muttered, mostly to myself.
She sighed and slowly made her way to the driver's seat.
"I'll drive." I told her and helped her to the passenger seat.
WIWGFY
JPOV
Throughout the whole car ride, I didn't stop laughing. It wasn't even that funny anymore. I mean, it wasn't funny at all, but my body thought it was.
It was like watching a good television show and one of the characters had cancer or something. It's a comedy, and they probably did something bad sometime in the show. But then they tell you they have cancer and you can't help but laugh because they had it coming. It was funny because something bad had happened to them.
Or, when you watch a movie about some guy camping and a raccoon attacks his face. It's hilarious to watch. But that guy could've had rabies afterward. But you still laugh.
You know it's not funny, but you laugh because it is.
That's what I was going through, only this was never funny. It was serious, but I couldn't control my laughter. What was going on with me?
This was because I didn't go to confession, huh? I was being punished.
Damon stopped the car and opened my door roughly.
"It's not funny anymore, Jade. It was never funny, but now this is getting ridiculous." He scolded me.
I got out the car and made my way to the door, holding the knob for support. Fuck! This was getting painful. Rose ran inside and began to cry. I didn't care of course.
I collided with the walls of the house trying to walk to the stairs, but instead I turned around to Damon. I grabbed his arm and pulled him down so we were face to face. I stared through his eyes and tried to muster up the most serious face I could possibly make.
"There's something wrong with me." I gasped then sniggered.
"I know that." he scoffed.
"No, Damon I'm-giggle-serious! I don't know why I'm-giggle-laughing. I-giggle-know it's not-giggle-funny, but I can't-giggle-stop it." I told him.
He stared at me in confusion and I was getting tired. My stomach hurt and my eyes were drooping. I couldn't breathe. I was happy that I passed out before I hit the floor.
I know it's short. Don't be mad at me.
I kinda need it like this though.
It puts more emphasis on her 'condition'.
We are almost near the end….not the story, but the end of the 'not knowing what Jade it phase'.
If you get me lot of reviews…I'll put some nice Damon and Jade action…or Brian and Jade action…which ever you want…tell me in the reviews.