Maru-sha: sorry for the wait, here's the next chapter ! Laugh and enjoy !
"Hello ! Anyone home ?" Koga shouted while banging on the door. No answer. "I said, HELLO !" he yelled. Inu-yasha opened the door and glared at the wolf demon.
"Yes ?" he asked dully.
"I came to see my future bride ! I mean...is Serenity around ?" Koga asked.
"Yes, but you can't come in" Inu-yasha said in a smarty-tone.
"Why not ?" Koga growled.
"Ummm...you just can't !" he said before slamming the door shut. Koga shrugged and ran to the side of the house, climbed up a tree and jumped into the house through an open window.
"Koga ?" Serenity asked. Koga whirled around in shock and starred at Serenity.
"Did you...talk ?" he asked.
"Uhh..." Serenity squeaked before shaking her head.
"Come on, tell me" Koga said.
The infant sighed. "Fine, I can talk...I bet you think I'm a freak now..." Serenity sniffled. "No ! Why would I think that. I like your cute voice" he said with a smile. Serenity giggled. "One day, you're gonna be my wife ! Who knows what we can accomplish together !" Koga said as he picked Serenity up and held her.
"Yay ! Then we can go to the moon !" she cheered. "Why there ? Earth is so much better" he commented. "Umm...if we go to the moon, we can eat all the cheese !" Serenity said. "Oh yeah ! I forget the moon is made of cheese !" Koga laughed.
"No it's not..." Sesshomaru said, coming into the room.
"Hi Fluffy-sama !" Serenity greeted.
"Stop calling me that ! Do I look fluffy to you ?" Sesshomaru yelled.
"No...But that thing on your shoulder is very fluffy !" Serenity said while pointing to Sesshomaru's shoulder.
"Whatever..." he said.
"Don't 'whatever' me, mister !" Serenity shouted, earning herself a bonk on the head from him.
Koga proceeded in putting Serenity down, but she held onto him. "Serenity-chan, let go please" he said. "Nuh-uh. I dun wanna !" she wailed, clinging to him tighter. "C'mon ! Please ?" Koga begged. Serenity only shook her head.
"Uh oh..." Sesshomaru said. "Uh oh ? Uh oh what ? What's that mean ?" Koga asked shakily. "Serenity has entered the state of Separation Anxiety" he said.
"DUN DUN DUN !" Inu-yasha shouted from outside the room. "Will you cut that out !" Sesshomaru yelled after him. "You mean...she's gonna stay with me for a long time ?" Koga asked. "Only for a few days, better get our mom and dad's consent for you to stay" Sesshomaru said. Koga nodded.
(Downstairs)
"Mr. Inu-yasha's father, may I stay over a few days ?" Koga asked. "Yeah, okay" Inutaisho said. "Serenity is in her Separation Anxiety phase...and she won't let me go" Koga cried. "Yeah, okay" Inutaisho said again.
"Are you even listening to me ?" Koga asked with sternness. "Yeah, okay" Inutaisho repeated. "I guess not..." Koga thought. "Yes, you may stay" Mother said. "Thank you Inu-yasha's mom !" he said.
(Later)
Koga was sitting at the kitchen table holding Serenity as she drank milk from a bottle. "Serenity...my arms are falling asleep !" Koga complained.
"So what ?" Serenity asked as she drank from her bottle.
"Can I put you down ?" he asked.
"NOOO !" Serenity wailed, clinging to him tighter.
"Aw man..." Koga cried.
Koga's eyes then widened. "Um...Serenity ?" he said. "Hmm ?" she said. "I have to go to the bathroom..." Koga said softly. "Then go !" Serenity shouted. "not with you hanging' onto me !" Koga yelled.
"Waaahhhh ! Don't yell at me !" Serenity cried. "Sorry, don't cry ! Please don't ! But I REALLY gotta go !" Koga exclaimed. "I'm not lettin' you go !" Serenity wailed. "But I gotta go really badly !" Koga cried. "Too bad" Serenity said with a shrug. "What if my bladder ruptures ?" he snarled. "Drink cranberry juice !" Serenity retorted. "Fine then, I just won't think about it" Koga said.
Then, Inutaisho came into the kitchen, took a glass from a cabinet, placed on the table in front of Koga and began pouring lemonade into it...SLOWLY.
Koga starred at the sour-sweet liquid as it was poured into the glass. "Would you like some as well ?" Inutaisho offered. Koga only looked away quickly, only to witness Mother washing the dishes.
"Sorry, just ignore me !" Mother said with a laugh. Koga watched the running water with wide eyes. "What's the matter ?" Serenity asked, who was now sitting on Koga's head. "Nothing !" he said before walking outside.
Suddenly the water sprinklers came up from the grass and shut on. Koga began whimpering like a nervous wolf cub. "Don't think about it...just don't think about it !" he told himself. Serenity pressed her face into Koga's black hair and spoke up. "Your hair smells nice !" he giggled. "Thanks" he said, taking his mind off of his...needs.
His needs were soon awaked again. Sesshomaru ran by, holding a water hose. He turned in on and blasted Inu-yasha with water. "STOP IT ! I'M GONNA TELL !" Inu-yasha wailed. Serenity laughed at the sight.
Koga would've, but the sight of the water made him squirm. "I'M GONNA EXPLODE !" Koga screamed. To make matters worse, it began raining. There he stood with Serenity on his head.
"No fair, sky ! How come you can go to the bathroom and I can't !" Koga yelled at the sky, shaking his fist. He took Serenity from his head, set her on the porch and stood out in the rain, letting his clothes get soaked. A little bit later, he came into the house, a look of relief on his face.
"You okay now ?" Serenity asked. "Yeah, I finally got to...you know" Koga said before picking Serenity up again. "You're soaking wet ! Don't you have spare clothes ?" asked Mother. "No..." Koga sighed. "No problem, you can borrow some of Inu-yasha's clothes" she said. "MOM ! Don't let him wear any of my clothes !" Inu-yasha shouted.
He was immediately hit over the head with a frying pan. Inu-yasha fell to the floor with swirly eyes. "Now then, I'll get you something to wear Koga" Mother said before leaving the room. "I like your mom, she's cool !" Koga said. "I know !" Serenity giggled.
(Later)
While Mother kept a tight hold on Serenity, Koga got dressed in the bathroom. Serenity wailed, trying to get out of her mother's arms. "He'll be out in a minute, little one. Calm down !" Mother said.
"You don't understand ! I GOTTA be with him ! Waaaaaaahhhh !" Serenity squealed. Mother didn't even notice Serenity talking though. Finally, Koga came out of the bathroom dressed a red sleeveless shirt and black shorts.
"Thank you Mrs. Inu-yasha's mom !" Koga said, taking Serenity into his arms again. "Don't leave me like that again !" Serenity shouted. "Alright, alright ! Sheesh !" Koga huffed before carrying her into the living room. He was already tired and the day wasn't even half over yet. "This is gonna be a long day..." he sighed.
To be continued...