Title: Exposure
Prompt Name/Prompt List/Ficlet #: Graveyard Shift – June - #14
Author: kagome313
Rating: PG-13
Genre: (Admin's Genre) Comedy
Universe: Non-Cannon
Word Count: 697
Summary: It's finally someone else's turn to learn about Kagome and Inuyasha
Warnings: Language.
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"I cannot believe you did that!" I screeched as I sped down the road with a very pleased and annoying Inuyasha sitting in the passenger's seat. "That girl wanted to call the cops!"
"I know," He shrugged, "But she didn't."
"Only after telling her not to like a thousand fucking times!" Gripping the wheel tightly I was appalled by the mere realization of how much Inuyasha was fucked in the head.
Reaching my house in record seconds, I was thankful for the darkness that indicated my mother's absence. I hurriedly gathered my bag before jumping out of the car and waiting for Inuyasha to get out so I can lock up.
"Aren't you going to help me?"
I looked him up and down, already halfway up the steps. "Hmm..No."
I heard him sigh before leaning over with a painful moan as he gripped his shoulder with one hand. "I think I feel a sudden pain coming on…" He moaned, flinching each time his touch the areas he claimed were hurt.
"You wouldn't…" I breathed.
"Oh I would," His eyes flashed mischievously. "And I have a few dozen of eye witnesses I can contact," He jangled his cell tauntingly at me.
Giving in – just this once – I went to him, to 'aid' him up the steps with reluctance. "You are my soul bane."
"Do I consume you?" He breathed, kissing my neck as we ascended the steps. Pulling me closer to his form I couldn't deny how consumed I was, in every which way…
"I need to open the door," I squeaked out.
Ignoring me, he pressed me up against the door, his lips attacking my exposed neck. "I hate fighting with you," He mumbled, "But it's such a fucking turn on when you hold your ground."
Mewling in response when he rolled his hips against my rear, I couldn't control my body as I pushed back against him. His response was a delightful groan.
"When did you realize?"
Not even wasting a breath to such an evasive question, I felt his lips spread in a smile against my neck. "Earlier today with the cop…"
"Oh…"
Turning me around, he cupped my face endearingly. "This feeling you have," He kissed my lips chastely. "It's mutual… I hope you know that."
I had my mouth open in a silent 'o', because I would have never expected this sort of outcome – especially with the way we started off like starved rabbits. "You are lying…" I squeaked out.
He rocked against me and I buckled – thankfully he caught me with a chuckle.
"I wish I was."
"Oh Oh!" I started up, "So it's like you don't want to like me huh!"
"For crying out loud Ms. Complication!"
I jumped as another voice broke the silence, clinging to Inuyasha while we both searched the darkened courtyard for the owner of the voice.
"Whose there?!"
I heard shuffling behind the bush at the end of my house, and saw a petite form revealing itself. The figure was wearing dark clothing with a large hat atop their head so it was difficult to identify the intruder.
"Ack!" I screamed, "A theif!" I started off, breaking away from Inuyasha and running away.
"Hold up Kaggie!" I paused at the nickname. "It's just me!"
Hesitantly turning around, I came face to face with my own mother who had her phone lights on, aiming at her visage. "I've been trying to look for the spare keys, but…"
"You scared me!"
"Uh-huh," She grinned knowingly at me. "And who might that hot guy be?" She whispered loudly, as if Inuyasha wouldn't hear – seeing that he was closer to her.
"He's…Um…"
"Omo – is he gonna give me grandbabies?!" She gushed, clasping her hands in delight while waggling her brows.
"Mooom!"
"Good evening ma'am,"
Rolling my eyes as she giggled like a school girl at Inuyasha, I watched her swat him idly before telling him to call her mom while she smartly felt him up.
"We're leaving!" I hitched out, pulling Inuyasha out of her vice grip.
She cleared her throat with a wide grin.
"Fine – don't come back without that bun in the oven – preferably two or more!"
"Moooom!"