-NUGGET BRIDGE, 12:00 A.M.-
RED sighed in relaxation. He looked back at all the knocked out trainers. And ROCKET GRUNT.
For the… trouble, he went through to get there, CERULEAN CITY was a complete cakewalk. MISTY took an entirety of 20 seconds in battle. Redhead goes in water. Follow her. Grab hold of. Have Pizza use you as wire to shock the shit out of her and her stupid purple siamese starfish. Practice VERY unnecessary CPR on still conscious body. Get badge from fuming leader. Tell her calling police won't work because you don't give half a damn about laws, be them of physics or otherwise.
Look at that damn you have.
You won't give it.
You won't even divide it and share it.
Some may call you selfish.
But you ain't giving them your damn either.
It is your decision who to give the damn to.
You don't have damns to give like the balloon dicks of a fucking stupid lame clown who gets off by watching kids play with inflated colorful floaty dong.
Your damnations are not comparable to their rubber phalluses. They are far too rare and precious to be given to any douche that walks by.
Or is it phalli?
What were you doing? Oh yes, BLUE. Cottage. Right.
Just as soon as RED was about to step out of the bridge, he stopped to hear the weird noise coming from where he was headed. Sounds like… fluttering?
As the noise grew louder, it sounded more like stomping. Very rapid stomping. Soon, he saw the source coming from in between the trees.
BLUE came in running, at an inhuman pace, kicking up dust as he ran. His shoes shined like spotlights, although the sun wasn't particularly strong.
Noticing him, the rival jumped past him, skidding to a stop as the shoes shut off.
"What." Was all RED had to ask.
"Prototype running shoes. Actually make you run. Hard to stop. Tiring as hell." BLUE panted, before coughing himself back into shape.
"So I get it you beat the gym?" BLUE started walking backwards through the bridge.
"Are you kidding? I have Pizza and actual balls. I wonder what kind of pansy-ass trainers challenge her daily to make her so easy." RED followed.
Ignoring the double entendre, BLUE started trotting. "Yeah, sorry about the whole, well, MT. MOON thing and all."
"No problem. You were right, I was being a bitchy whiner acting like a whiny bitch." RED stopped.
BLUE shook his head. "No way. You had every reason to be angry, while I was yelling about some dumb cave. Still, glad to see you're good."
"I'm always good and amazing. Besides, I let some steam off with the six MCDONALD NUGGETS."
BLUE stopped, then ran right at RED and punched him in the gut.
"I forgot to do that."
"Well, now that that's settled, how about we start this rumble." RED smirked back at BLUE, looking entirely normal and not gut-punched.
"Here on the bridge? Won't that be dangerous and destructive?" BLUE knew the answer, and enjoyed that fact.
"Just how I like it."
After all, they still were bros.
He chuckled, before they both yelled out simultaneously:
"LET'S GO!"
RIVAL BATTLE
PKMN TRAINER RED VS. PKMN TRAINER BLUE
"HA HA!" Sebastian came out flying from behind RED, stomping down on the ground sending out an intense, confident grin.
Sebastian
Nidorino M, the Poison Pin POKéMON
Lv. 23
Poison Point
Brave
No Item.
PECK HORN ATTACK DOUBLE KICK POISON STING
Met at ROUTE 3 in CHAPTER 3-4: ROCK ON TO MT. MOON! At Lv. 6
"New guy, I see, then let me present you one of mine!" BLUE whipped out a POKéBALL, which bounced and shot it's light upwards.
Out came a figure, which landed on its back, spinning around. It then went into a headspin, then finally jumped to it's roots, staying in a fluid stance.
"Yo, trip the poison outta ya spikes, Lex be in the field!"
Alexander
Bellsprout M, the Flower POKéMON
Lv. 15
Chlorophyll
Quirky
No Item.
VINE WHIP GROWTH WRAP SLEEP POWDER
Met at ROUTE 25(OFFSCREEN) in CHAPTER 4-1: ROCKET IN THE MOON! At Lv. 13
Sebastian Lv. 23 vs. Alexander Lv. 15
"HORN ATTACK, GO!" RED directed, Sebastian charged as his main horn glowed.
BLUE smirked, as did the shut-eye'd BELLSPROUT.
"HAH!" Sebastian charged, however his target had fluidly bent over, making him crash on the bridge.
"Yo 'tackin be weak, meh, how's about ya take it seriouslay?" The plant taunted, keeping its weird dance-like stance up.
"Tch." Sebastian easily shook the wood out of his head, although it left a couple lifted planks on the hole.
He shot a look at RED, who nodded.
You're not playing the stupid trickster card on me, oh no!
He shot a stream of POISON STINGs at the roots of the grass/poison type from his arm, who jumped over them, as expected.
"Got you!" the NIDORINO charged, jumping and spinning through the air with a glowing HORN ATTACK.
"Nope!" The plant spiraled around him, and WRAPped him with his body as he landed.
"Chill out, meh!" He said, as he puffed out a cloud of SLEEP POWDER on Sebastian's face.
A small ounce of suspense settled, but any drop of it was utterly vanished with RED's grin.
"FUCK YOUR POSER SHIT!" Sebastian roared, hitting Alexander directly with the blunt side of his horn, as it sparked bright orange. If the Flower POKéMON had some form of skull, the embedding of the horn's shape on his forehead would've been grotesque.
But alas, it wasn't.
"That's not chill, brah…" the BELLSPROUT loosened its grip, and fell unconscious on the ground.
"Huh, I see you've got yourself a student there." BLUE remarked, recalling his POKéMON.
"But of course! I knew from the moment I met him, he was going to be simply badass!" Both trainer and POKéMON made the same gestures.
BLUE laughed, before sending out his next POKéMON. "Come on! Circe!"
With a shrill cry, the now evolved Bird POKéMON flared its wings out. "How do ya like me now!"
Circe
Pidgeotto F, the Bird POKéMON
Lv. 18
Keen Eye
Brave
No Item.
GUST SAND-ATTACK TACKLE QUICK ATTACK
Met at ROUTE 1(OFFSCREEN) in CHAPTER 2-1: ON THE SPEAROW SIDE OF VIRIDIAN! At Lv. 2
Sebastian Lv. 23 vs. Circe Lv. 18
"Now where's thah flyin' junk SPEAROW? I'm all rehdy to giv'er a one-two!" Circe said, making her wings into fists and boxing the air. She was oblivious to current events, as was the rest of BLUE's team.
RED winced slightly, then talked. "She's… dead."
Her eyes widened as she froze, then settled on the ground, looking down.
"…Tch. Figures." The PIDGEOTTO took flight, her animosity sizzled out.
"Don't worry, Featherhead, I'm more than enough challenge for YOU!" Sebastian took initiative by shooting twin streams of POISON STINGs.
"GUST! Go!" BLUE commanded as Circe spun out of the way. She batted her wings, sending a small tornado of slicing wind in Sebastian's way.
The Poison Pin POKéMON took the attack full on, standing proud with an intense grin, even as small cuts appeared on his face and sides.
"HAH! This is nothing!" As the wind dissipated, Sebastian's long horn glowed, and he burst through the air with his PECK attack.
"Shoot!" Circe tried to roll away, but the surprise got her, taking the hit. She responded by QUICK ATTACKing him back.
He grabbed on, not even wincing to the force of the curves she took as they both speeded to the ground.
Both POKéMON crashed down, sending a few splinters flying and leaving a mark. Circe tried to take off, but she was impeded by Sebastian's grip.
"Bad move, TWEETY!" The NIDORINO slammed Circe's head into the bridge, and fired his POISON STING at point blank, ensuring full power and effect.
"Stupid lil'…" Circe complained as she jumped off, making distance. She felt the weakening poison affect her.
"Come on! QUICK ATTACK!" BLUE commanded. She tried to QUICK ATTACK, but it came out more like a rushed TACKLE, which Sebastian merely sidestepped to.
"We're done here." He said. Once again with the blunt side of his horn, he HORN ATTACKed her back, sending her tumbling forwards to RED's feet.
Staying wobbly on her feet, she forced all her concentration on staying conscious. "Friggin'… dammit…"
But the poison won over. She flopped unceremoniously on the ground.
"Man, that's a tough one you got." BLUE recalled Circe. He momentarily looked at her POKéBALL, but decided she'd be okay.
"I'm just like him, like you said!" both of them mirrored actions again, cockily crossing their arms.
"Right. Let's go, HERO!" The POKéBALL bounced and released the small Mouse POKéMON.
"I-I'll try!" she said, looking at the comparatively big POKéMON.
Hero
Rattata F, the Mouse POKéMON
Lv. 16
Run Away
Naive
No Item.
THIEF TAIL WHIP QUICK ATTACK HYPER FANG
Met in ROUTE 22(OFFSCREEN), in CHAPTER 2-1: ON THE SPEAROW SIDE OF VIRIDIAN! at Lv. 2
Sebastian Lv. 23 vs. Hero Lv. 16
"HYPER FANG!" BLUE started, Hero dashing off with amazing speed.
Sebastian blocked, his arm's tough hide barely got a scratch as the RATTATA's fang got stuck.
"Be serious!" He kicked the normal-type up, sending her spinning, already KO'd then spun and ended his super effective DOUBLE KICK combo.
"Well, that went well." He recalled Hero. I think I get it now. By having less POKéMON, they get more experience than a full team.
"Here we go then… KALLIKRATES!" throwing the ball into the air, the now-spectacled Butterfly POKéMON flew into battle.
"I've looking forward to make your acquaintance in battle." He said, adjusting his glasses.
Kallikrates
Butterfree M, the Butterfly POKéMON
Lv. 19
Compoundeyes
Relaxed
No Item.
CONFUSION STRING SHOT
HARDEN SLEEP POWDER
Met in VIRIDIAN FOREST(OFFSCREEN), in CHAPTER 2-3: MAKING LIKE A TREE AND LEAFGREEN! at Lv. 4
I hate to admit, but I'm getting tired. How about…
Sebastian jumped back, standing between RED and Charles. He grabbed the latter by her nape, and gave her a thumbs up and a grin.
"Your turn! Show them what you've got!"
"Whaaat?"
He threw her. She flipped and flopped and landed, skidding on her rump.
"Uh… Really?" She looked back at her team, only to receive four thumbs-ups and two stupid, toothy smiles, from her trainer and poison type teammate.
Charles
Charmeleon F, the Flame POKéMON
Lv. 23
Blaze
Bashful
No Item.
MEGA KICK GROWL EMBER METAL CLAW
Met in PALLET TOWN, in CHAPTER 1-1: READY, AIM, FIRERED! at Lv. 5
Charles Lv. 23 vs. Kallikrates Lv. 19
As Charles got up and set into a fighting stance, Kallikrates set off a SUPERSONIC wave. The fire type clenched her head, as the Butterfly POKéMON spread a coat of SLEEP POWDER.
"EMBER it away!" RED commanded for once, and Charles followed, her eyes still shut. The powder turned into a small coat of fire, landing on her and hurting her slightly.
"Now, CONFUSION!" BLUE retorted, and the bug/flying type's glasses shined as his telekinetic attack lashed out at Charles. Meanwhile physically all that happened was that his eyes shined a pink glow, in the psychic sense, what was happening was something similar to that of a hand that gripped the CHARMELEON's head tightly.
"Let's try this again!" Kallikrates claimed, as he dove for Charles with SLEEP POWDER ready.
"METAL CLAW him out!" Her trainer yelled out, and Charles shook herself out as she timed her attack. Just as he flew by her, she used his speed against him and attacked him with orange-shining steel claws.
Kallikrates fought to stabilize himself, adjusting his glasses once more upon doing so. "I see your insecurity isn't backed up by your strength."
"Hm?" Charles glanced up at the bug type, a nervous sweatdrop running across her face. Her body slightly pulsed red, a power boost granted by her last attack.
"To paraphrase, your lack of confidence is merely mental, as you are as capable as your companions."
"Y-You think so?"
"Enough talk! Let's go! MEGA KICK!" RED planted. His POKéMON got startled, but quickly dashed for the BUTTERFREE.
"HARDEN before it hits!" Kallikrates nodded, and wrapped himself in his wings as the attacker came fast.
Charles jumped, and swiftly punted the Butterfly POKéMON with a glowing leg. The target fell into a roll, finally spreading his wings, revealing a KO'd POKéMON.
Charles gave a relieved sigh, as Sebastian yelled, "GREAT JOB, SIS! HOT STUFF!"
She gave a quizzical look back at him.
Sis?
RED exclaimed, "FOUR TO NONE! NOT DOING SO WELL, ARE WE BLUE?"
"Simple experience spreading. Not that you'd care about that, of course." BLUE smirked, as he recalled the unconscious BUTTERFREE.
"Time for my secret weapon!"
Charles gave it another try and pleaded to her team, but once again was met with the x4 thumbs up + x2 dumb smile combo!.
"Come on! DRACO!" A figure came out of the blinding red light.
"IMMA KILL U BITCHES SOO HAERD" roared out the MAGIKARP.
Draco
Magikarp M, the Fish POKéMON
Lv. 16(+1337 forevra)
MTOhERFuCKNIG NNIJA
Lonely
AWSEOME MUUSTACHE.
SPLASH TACKLE
BE TEH COLO OEN SAMCK YO BITHC UP
Met in ROUTE 4(OFFSCREEN), in CHAPTER 3-4: ROCK ON TO MT. MOON! at Lv. 5
Charles Lv. 23 vs. Draco Lv. 16(+1337 forevra)
"…Seriously. MEGA KICK." RED stated, entirely serious. What the shit is this.
Charles ran once more, trying to kick the Fish POKéMON, but sudedenyl it wsa gon wit his SUPER COLO SPLASH NNIJA SKILLZ.
Charles looked quickly behind her, and instinctively swiped at the flopping POKéMON, but jesus at teh nikkel of tiem it fukkin jupmued adn flippped liek wooosssh outta teh wae and mlaost landid on teh chramelen butt she jumped out of the way as well.
"What the hell is that?" RED yelled, looking at the ridiculously wesoma MAGIKARP.
Charles tried to METAL CLAW him again, but teh supra pimp mgiakarp wus got behnid her and tacklad her for liek 3000000000 ponits of dmaage
She now took another approach and launched EMBER, buht teh mkigapr WZU TeH COLO OEN adn brosh it fof ahnd splashed bkac, boucning adn SAMCKING YO BITHC UP hre n teh face for 600000000000000000000 pinocchios od damsge makin sa muhc dmaegg as kliretaskl wihtout bin a pusys buttflye
"COME ON!" Sebastian yelled out, as teh supar AaAWSEOME MUUSTACHE lte mhi use teh SUPAR SAMCK YO BITHC UP X4 COMBO!i!i!11! anid he dose 1200000000000+finintein DMAGEA!11!1IO1111! but the fira typo wshoosh awae ahnd teh supra colo nnija magikrap fell doen,,, dehn het chramleeon slicde anda dehn teg mgikarap wshoooopsh tooo dan ddi teh tackle butt teh cremolean felled bellog adn norrally avoded teh dum shorely dne rtied to kcik tub the MTOhERFuCKNIG NNIJA
MAHGIKRAP wus too WSHOOOHOSHOOSH behdin her auhnd hewn hse tires to atash ihm eh was TEH COLO OEN ahnd felled ohn her faec adhn did teh mtoHerfUcknig prioutetes n shti anud WUS TEH STARR forte 12000000000 moar amadeg
"GET OFF!" Charles screamed, frenetically shaking and clawing and running around, trying to git teh supra colo MKPGIAR FOF HRE butt hes dehn jupmued awae ahunda SAMCK YO BITHC UP hre in teh faec agen fro 696969lolololool eggmads nd hse fallad doen ahnd eh ddi teh MTOhERFuCKNIG JIg WHIT RUDED DNACE MOOBS ahund pwned here wen che hit hre hed on the abridged lolol liek a dum bithc lolol
RED facepalmed. He recalled Charles into her POKéBALL with an orange beam of light as she was thrown to him by the MGIKRAPA.
IM BE DON HEER BITHCES sed the mapkirga as eh wehnt abckCan't switch, you lame flopping moron.
Pizza appeared in front of Draco, out of a DOUBLE TEAM, her AMAZING shades cancelling out all the unintelligible bullshit that radiated from every reaction that retard made.
Pizza
Pikachu F, the Mouse POKéMON
Lv. 24
Static
Serious
AMAZING shades.
THUNDERSHOCK MEGA PUNCH
DOUBLE TEAM THUNDER WAVE
Met in VIRIDIAN FOREST, in CHAPTER 3-1: LIGHTNING THE FOREST! at Lv. 5
Pizza Lv. 24 vs. Draco Lv. 16
"Bitch learn your place!" the Fish POKéMON SPLASHed twice, bouncing higher into the air.
I could say the same thing about you. She thought, holding up a fist surrounded by light that gleamed off her, once again, AMAZING shades.
They are very AMAZING. There should be no need for more reminders of that. There will be no more talk of her shades' AMAZINGness.
Pizza instantly appeared once more above Draco, using her DOUBLE TEAM as a means of lightning-speed movement, then slugged the water type down into the bridge, THUNDER WAVEs following him down.
Before the instant they connected, Pizza appeared again, absorbing them and redirecting them into a THUNDER WAVE-CHARGED MEGA PUNCH COMBO! She gripped his AWSEOME MUUSTACHECHEAP PIECE OF SHIT and ripped it off with the inertia from the hit. The obviously unconscious POKéMON rolled defeated at BLUE's feet.
That battle just now? 2 seconds.
"…Huh. I guess it should've been natural that something so ridiculous as Draco's power whisker things would've been negated by something as equally ridiculous as your shades." He said. And a ridiculously powerful PIKA… Oh wait. Right Draco was only strong due to the whiskers, without them he was just a MAGIKARP. Still, let's see how she holds up.
"Look who's talking, starshades." RED retorted, as Pizza positioned herself in front of him, facing BLUE, and his last POKéMON.
"Those are as AMAZING as yours, and you know it."
"Ridiculous."
"Ridiculously AMAZING?"
"Yes, but no more talk about that."
"Right, I'm sure you know who's LAST!" BLUE threw his last POKéBALL into the air. Instead of the normal red beam of light, what came out was a form with a bubbling blue aura, which landed into a spin that made it seem like a blob. The form broke to a stand, showing herself to be Sherise, as the aura spiraled away from her.
Sherise
Wartortle F, the Turtle POKéMON
Lv. 19
Torrent
Careful
No Item.
MEGA KICK MEGA PUNCH WATER PULSE WITHDRAW
Met in PALLET TOWN, in CHAPTER 1-1: READY, AIM, FIRERED! at Lv. 5
"Ready to go." She calmly said. Both POKéMON stared each other down, and saw similar determination in their eyes.
"Heh." Pizza smirked, mildly surprising RED, who along with Sebastian, continued his confident grin.
Pizza Lv. 24 vs. Sherise Lv. 19
Sherise immediately started blowing out WATER PULSEs in different directions, making obstacles for Pizza's DOUBLE TEAM dashing. However, instead of doing so, she responded by mirroring her water rings with her own, advancing while shooting out THUNDER WAVEs.
Upon getting close enough, she used DOUBLE TEAM to get behind Sherise, but the Turtle POKéMON easily predicted her and WITHDREW, blocking the attempted MEGA PUNCH, then quickly shooting out a MEGA KICK from her shell which the Mouse POKéMON barely had time to guard against.
She was sent flying backwards, Sherise following by spinning in her shell while shooting water to slicken the floor.
Pizza recovered mid air and DOUBLE TEAMed on top of the spinning water type.
Using THUNDERSHOCK to startle and attack with added power from the water, she jumped off as her foe lost control, tripping with the raised planks caused from earlier.
Both POKéMON stood. They had easily drained each other in seconds, and saw that in their eyes.
The next shot would be decisive.
Of course, Pizza had the advantage.
Something sparked.
The blue bubbling aura came back, surrounding Sherise. She held a confident look as she lowered to a four-legged stance behind the hole, as if daring Pizza.
It's that power again… !
BLUE made the connection between the two events, while RED just watched excitedly.
I think I get it now! When she's determined to win… When Sherise wants to win from impossible odds, this energy appears. I don't know what it is… but…
We'll win!
Pizza charged all she had into her MEGA PUNCH, and dashed. She had no energy to DOUBLE TEAM anymore, relying on her tired legs to run fast enough.
Sherise did the same with the concentrated ball of water in her mouth. Her full power manifested, as strength that could tear iron flowed.
It was only them and their foe.
Pizza leaped.
Sherise shot.
Everything froze at that second.
It flew through the air.
They saw as the parts fell with a thud.
Everyone's excitement turned into horrified paralysis.
She stepped back from the hole in the bridge.
BLUE looked down at his POKéMON, seeing the water mixing with the blood.
RED stared blankly, until a startling explosion of crystal called him out. He numbly reached for Pizza's POKéBALL, but feeling it, dropped it into the puddle of blood.
He slowly turned his gaze downwards.
There she stared at him.
Her shades off a few feet from her. Pizza's jawless head.
He was already falling down.
BLUE's head hit the bridge, as RED assaulted him in a blind rage.
"RED! S-STOP!" "WHY? WHY DID YOU KILL HER?"
"ɥɐ ɥɐ ɥɐ¡"
"ʍɥʎ¿¡ ʍɥʎ pıp ʎon ʞıןן ɥǝɹ¿¡"
A bright orange aura exploded around him. RED easily overwhelmed his rival, pinning him down.
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!"
"ıʇ ʍɐs ou dnɹdoɹǝ¡ ı ɥɐʇǝ ʎon ¡"
"ı pıpu,ʇ po ɐuuʎɥʇıub ʇo ʎon¡"
The aura changed slowly to a dark red, as BLUE's blood mingled with RED's tears.
"IT ISN'T FAIR! YOU HAVEN'T LOST ANYONE!" "YES I HAVE!"
"ıʇ ısu,ʇ ɟɐıɹ¡ ʎon ɥɐʌǝu,ʇ ןosʇ ɐuʎouǝ¡"
RED snapped up, the aura dispersing.
"…"
"…Yes I have."
"…"
RED rolled off to his side, both staring back into the sky.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
With that, he held his eyes and let out a scream, filled with grief.
-CHAPTER 4 PART 5: FAREWELL COMMANDER-
PIZZA: DEAD Lv. 5 – Lv. 24