Pheonix: Hola, Amigos! Sorry for the long wait, but Seth and Syra got really sick and A-Kidd filed a restraining order against me! (I ripped it up) Talking about that, all the SE:NG adults will be younger in this, and A-Kidd's wife and her genderbend will be in here, too! They'll be in for the rest of the fic, mainly because funny things happen when they're around. You can get descriptions of Alice, Alec and younger A-Kidd in my FF New Divide, but here's a warning: It's OC-centric. You won't see much of the canon characters, and when you do, they'll probably OOC. At least a little...
Ultra: And now you can dare any of the OCs from SE:NG/Forgive Me My Sins, New Divide, Forgive me Father For I Have Sinned, and Diary of Samara Romanov. By the way, since there are so many dares, we won't be doing them all in this chapter. We'll be dividing them up. Until we get through them all, the SE:NG adults will be younger.
Pheonix: I've uploaded SENG but I haven't posted Diary of Samara Romanov yet. I will, eventually, though. When I get inspiration. :P
Syra: Oh, I think I can hear Mom.
Alice(Seth and Syra's mother, A-Kidd's wife. You can get a general description of her in New Divide, but a more detailed description of her is in Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned.): *dragging A-Kidd in by the back of his shirt* C'mon, quit being difficult!
A-Kidd: *hooks his sharp, REALLY sharp nails into the wall* No!
Alice: *keeps dragging, scratching up the wall*
A-Kidd: *pulls himself back in the other room, taking Alice with him*
*struggling can be heard*
Alice: *comes out with a cage* Hahahaha!
A-Kidd: *inside the cage* *pout*
Seth: Uh... Dad?
Alice: Lets just get on with the questions.
First are from Wi world idiots
Wow can't imagion kid not absesed with semetry
Annabeth is my third fav and I love that you let her do Anna chops a lot. Oh dare for kid ask maka out, dare for maka wear that outfit spirit gave her for a whole 2 chapters mahahahah
Wahhhhh it is 2012 were are the other chapters
Alice: Oh, he's obsessed with something else, entirely.
A-Kidd: It's NOT obsession, it's intense study!
Alice: Yeah... you keep saying that. But we all know your obsession with Alchemy is very unhealthy, and frankly, quite unsettling.
SE cast: ALCHEMY?!
A-Kidd: Hey, Alice.
Alice: Yeah?
A-Kidd: Why am I in this cage?
Alice: ...What?
A-Kidd: Who are you?
Se:NG 'adults': *facepalm*
A-Soul: Yeah, that's Kidd for yah.
Alice: *shakes head* He's been a bit loopy since he became Lord Death. *reads next dare* WHAT?! Oh no, he's not! *hiss*
A-Kidd: The reviewer said 'Kidd', not 'A-Kidd'.
Alice: It could influence your future decisions!
A-Kidd: Why would you care? Who are you?!
Alice: *sigh* Your wife.
A-Kidd: I'm married?
Alice: ...
Seth: That.. that's just sad. XD
A-Kidd: WIll you let me out of this cage? *puppy eyes*
Alec(Alice's genderbend. He looks like he does in the New Divide Omake, but he's wearing a black suit, sunglasses and is holding a white cane. He's blind and there are three claw marks on the left side of his face.): ...Why IS he in a cage?
Alice: That was the only way he'd come in here. XD He was being difficult, as always.
Alec: I find it funny that Alice is bipolar and A-Kidd is just crazy in general, but Seth and Syra are completely sane. Not the healthiest, but sane.
Pheonix: Oh, no they're not. Seth is Sociopathic and Syra is Bipolar.*looking at something* Oh, hey! Guess what I just found out!
Seth/Alice/Alec: What?
Pheonix: Seth is the name of one of the egyptian war gods. :3 I didn't know that! Only, it's pronounced 'Set', I think.
Seth: Cool!
Syra: I knew there was a reason he used to be so mean to be.
Seth: Shut it.
A-Kidd: Alice, let me out!
Alice: *dangles keys* Should I?
A-Kidd: Alice, gimme the keys.
Annabeth: Oh, why thank you.
A-Kidd: ALICE!
Alice: Nope~!
A-Kidd: *hiss*
Alice: o_O
Kidd: Should I ignore them?
Seth: Well, considering one of them is you and the other is your wife, nope.
Kidd: Oh well. Maka, wanna go out?
Maka: I think your wife might kill me if I say yes.
Kidd: She's not my wife!
Alice: Yet.
Kidd: Yet-wait, what?
A-Kidd: *unhappily married*Please, please, PLEASE lemme out!
Alice: No.
Kidd: *randomly gets a chainsaw and saws the cage*
Alice: HOLY- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!
Seth: o_O
Pheonix: GUYS, DO THE FUCKING DARES!
Everyone: O_O
A-Kidd: You're PMSing, aren't you?
Alice: Kidd, that was rude!
A-Kidd: So?
Maka: *puts the lingerie on*
Kidd: *nosebleed* Uh...
Pheonix: ON TO THE NEXT ONE! This one is from ValleyOfDeath. ok that is f**king hilarious and I dare A-Kid to kill A-Soul. I dare Maka and Kidd to act lovey dovey for three chapters. I dare Eruka and Medusa to kiss. I dare Crona to kiss Tsubaki. PS. I am twisted and cruel so A-Kidd torture everyone except Kidd and Maka.
A-Kidd: Should I do that with magic or the arsenal I have in the basement?
A-Soul: ...
Alice: I dunno, using weapons would be fun, but magic would make it easier to watch. :P
A-Kidd: Hm...
Kidd: Well, since I just asked Maka out, I guess I should.
Maka: OK, I've decided I'll go out with you, Kidd.
Alice: ...Let's kill Maka first.
Maka: Um... what?
Alice: ...Wait a second. Slash. There is slash in the dare. ErukaxMedusa...? I SHIP IT!
A-KIdd: *used to it* =_="
Seth and Syra: o_0
Alice: *smashes Eruka's and Medusa's lips together*
Medusa/Eruka: !
Alice: X3
Eruka: *scarred for life*
Medusa: I'm going to fucking kill you.
Alice: *snaps* That's exactly what happens!
Medusa: What?
Alice: Who?
Medusa: ...
Alice: ^_^
A-Kidd: Because having a conversation with someone who kills you five years from now is normal.
Alice: ...
Pheonix: Next dare? CronaxTsubaki.
Alice: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tsubaki: O/ / / /O
Crona: O/ / / / / / / / / /O
Tsubaki: *gives him a kiss on the cheek*
Crona: I-I don't know how to deal with this!
Alice: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaw.
A-Kidd: =_="""" ...Torture everyone? Again, with weapons or magic?
Pheonix: OK, next dare from deaththekid's secondgirlfriend . ok add me I am eurka's dargeter free's my dad I am a weapion flame thrower bella from twilight is my mister I hate my mom dare time ok kid just so you know I am even will you go out with me? oh by the way I have green hair black eyes white skin like the vampires shirt that says death the kid twice to make it even and blue jeans. OK, before I put you in, I need a personality. Sorry. Just PM it to me or put it in your next review.
Kidd: ...Wha? Do I know you? I'm with Maka right now, sorry.
A-Kidd: Um, sorry, but I'd never let a witch into the school, even if they are a weapon. :/ Unless I know I can trust them, or they've been with us since they were little, like Chrona, Kim and Angela, I would not let them in.
Pheonix: OK, last dares! From Greyvss! I dare A Kidd to go into the past and kill yourself right as you enter this story. And I mean adult you, not kid you. Also no avoiding this dare you psycho!
Kim heal A maka's wounded eye.
Every body annoy the hell out of A Kidd just before he dissapears, since he just killed himself.
Seth, syra... I'm not going to do any sort of twincest thing...cause that's just wrong. No instead you have to act like each other the rest of the chapter.
Black star and vespy go into the future and witness vespies birth.
A maka tell maka about her relation ship with soul, the more intimate details.
Soul kiss Jacqueline. Jacqueline kiss back. (Love soulxjacqueline )
Chrona read your poem aloud to every body in the story.
Free try not to sound so stupid. Then kiss Erika, (eh, why not)
Medusa you MUST act motherly to crona and chrona and you cannot be excused from this dare.
Crona &Chrona no killing Medusa! In fact act like normal kids that love their mother for the next three chapters. Though Medusa only needs to act motherly till the end of the chapter.
And I dare you the author to let A Kidd torture you.
Stein, if she says she can't do the dare because he's dead. Send her back just before AKidd has to do his dare.
Pheonix: OK, first, Stein, do your dare. (It helps the fact that he scares the shit out of A-Kidd. lol)
A-Kidd: ._. *runs*
Stein: *chases, drags to another room*
Kim: *heals A-Maka*
A-Maka: Thank you, Kim. ^_^
Alice: Annoying him? That's impossible. We'll try to do that next chapter. Not enough time for this.
Soul/Jacqueline: *make out*
Pheonix: The Crona and Medusa dare will be moved to next chapter. I only have 5 minutes left on the laptop. :P
Free: *kisses Eruka*
Eruka: *no longer scarred for life*
BlackStar/Vespy: *does that*
Pheonix: They'll tell us what it was like next chap. :P Seth and Syra's dare will be moved to next chapter. (I'll just repaste the dare thing and edit out the dares they did. :P Srsly, no time!) And since A-Kidd is most likely dead right now, Alice will kill him in the past/future/whatever.
Alice: Gladly. *steps in time machine and is gone*
Pheonix: OK, that was the last dare. I only have 1 minute left, BYE!