It'll Only Get Worse
A/N: Hey there everyone. I'm sorry for the amount of time that it has taken me to write this but I have been busy with school and planning the rest of the story. Now this is where First Year ends and I'm going to skip over the summer until a month before they're supposed to go to school. As for Second Year, I'll just be glossing over it along with Third Year. Now I come to the topic of romances. I have decided to not have Neville be with Susan, and instead have them end up with different people… not telling, you'll have to figure that one out on your own. In fact, take a guess, and if anyone gets it I'll tell you.
Also to Najiya, I have to agree with you. the way I was writing the Twins dialog was bad and I am going to start writing it better.
Now onto the story!
It had been a few days since Quirrelldemort had died and the only things that had changed in the school was the lack of pranks and the fact that defense was canceled for the last few days of school. The Managers had toned down the amount of pranks that they had been doing for since they were all deeply disturbed by what Voldemort had told Harry before he had died. When they were in a group meeting they would always ask the same questions and fail to come up with answers. Did Dumbledore really turn Voldemort into what he was? Why would he do that? Is Voldemort lying?
The Managers would ask all of these but always fail to come up with any good answers for any of them. Not seeing the point in continuing to try to find answers for questions that they couldn't figure out the Managers decided to try to get back to normal... or well, back to their kind of normal... by putting on an end of the year prank.
"Ok, now I know that we're all in a weird spot after what happened, but I think that what we need to cheer us up is a nice prank," Fred said as he spoke to his friends in the room where they planned their last Dumbledore prank.
"I agree," Neville said as he looked around the table. "We've been in a weird position and it's time to move out of it. Agreed?" He asked, receiving nods from around the room.
"Excellent," George said clapping his hands together. "Shall we get started?"
"Of course good brother of mine. Now here's what we're going to be doing," Fred said with a smirk forming on his face.
The Farewell Feast, a time for friends to say their last goodbyes to their teachers, friends, and school, it is a time to reflect on past achievements and past failures. However for a particular sextet it was the perfect place to pull a kick-ass prank.
"Now first we'll walk in as if we aren't planning anything," Fred said as he and his fellow pranksters looked at map of the Great Hall.
The six friends sat down at their own house tables due to the rule that they had to during the opening and farewell feast. They looked around and prepared for what was to come.
There was a small noise coming from outside of the Hall but it was only noticeable if you were looking for it. Dumbledore was one of those people and immediately looked to the Ravenclaws who had made his year hell. When he looked at them all he saw was the smiling faces of Fred and George Weasley.
The doors to the Hall opened and a flying book came flew in screeching very loudly making most of the students cover their ears, but the book stopped halfway through the Hall and just hit the ground.
Relieved Dumbledore turned to the pranksters with a smug look only for it to drop when he saw that they were still smiling.
"When the package gets to the Hall everyone will think that our prank failed and start to relax. But we're just getting started."
A dungbomb explosion from the Slytherin table drew Dumbledore's attention followed by one from the Ravenclaw table, the targets Cho Chang and Draco Malfoy.
"Once the Dungbombs go off then the real party begins."
The sound of trumpets filled the room and then dozens of toads flew down from the raptors.
"How are we going to get the frogs," Susan asked.
"Special order from Zonkos," George told her.
Screaming filled the room and most of the students and some of the Professors rushed out of the room.
"While Dumbledore and the rest of the teachers are trying to stop the toads from falling we'll complete the plan," Fred said with an evil smirk.
Dumbledore pulled his wand out trying to stop whatever it was that his least favorite Ravenclaws and Hufflepuff had done when he felt a prickling sensation on his neck. Turning to the Ravenclaw table he saw Neville Longbottom with... was... was that a blowpipe?
"Any questions," Fred asked.
"Yeah what's on the dart that hits him," Susan asked.
"Oh that's simple; it's a mixture of a fast acting laxative potion-"
Dumbledore then felt himself... lose control of his... bowels.
"- and a very powerful cheering potion."
"MINERVA GUESS WHAT?! THEY MADE ME LOSE CONTROL OF MY BOWELS! ISN'T THAT GREAT," Dumbledore shouted shortly before clapping and cheering.
"Oh for the love of Merlin I hope that it isn't like this next year," McGonagall mumbled to herself.
"Oh don't worry Professor," Fred yelled from his spot at the table.
"It'll just get worse," George said with a huge grin plastered on his face.
After the chaos passed Dumbledore had to release them, since he didn't have concrete evidence that they were the ones who pulled the prank since he only saw the blowpipe for a split second and Zonkos' rule about only releasing names if it threatens someone's life. They left the Hall laughing but separated when Fred and George said that they had to go do something.
They packed and made their way to the train with smiles on their faces.
"'Ello there 'arry didn think you could 'eave w'out sayn bye to me did ya'," Hagrid said to Harry before he boarded the train.
"Of course not Hagrid, I wouldn't dream of it," Harry said to the half-giant.
"Well I just wanted to tell ya' that you'll be missed here, even with all the damn pranks," Hagrid said with a loud chuckle.
"Thanks Hagrid, I'll see you next year," and with that Harry boarded the train not caring about the hateful looks that almost everyone gave him due to the prank.
"It's jus' gonna get worse ain't it," Hagrid said to himself.
They found an empty compartment towards the back of the train and began to prepare for the journey to London. Harry, Luna, and Neville all pulled out Quibblers while Susan took out a book. They sat in the compartment for ten minutes when Fred and George came in carrying a toilet seat.
"Hey Fred, George," Harry said looking up from his Quibbler.
"Did you guys pack everything," Neville asked the twins.
"Oh yeah we managed to get everything," George said sitting down next to Neville holding the toilet seat.
Silence filled the compartment until Susan sighed and looked at the twins.
"Well they won't ask so I will. Why do you guys have a Hogwarts toilet seat," she asked slightly afraid of the answer.
"Oh well you see we promised our sister that we would bring her one, so we had to. If we didn't then we would be lying to family."
"And if there is one thing we wouldn't do its lie to family, EXCEPT! Our mum," they said with matching smiles.
"Well that's nice to know," Susan said sarcastically before going back to her book.
During the ride to London, story sharing time
"And then he bent the shotgun and the fat oaf actually pulled the trigger," Harry said as the whole compartment erupted into laughter.
"What happened next," Neville asked excitedly.
"What do you think? Hagrid gave Dudley a pig tail and we got the hell out of there," Harry said while chuckling.
"And that's the story of how I jumped out of my window to feel like a bird," Luna said with a smile.
"How many bones dos you break," Neville asked with a small smile.
"60," she said.
"Who can beat that," Harry asked looking around.
"And that's how I helped my Aunt take down the Black Wand Mafia," Susan said with a nostalgic look, not paying attention to the horrified looks all the boys had.
"I didn't want to know that," Fred said with a scared look.
"You took down four men," George asked.
"Well it was really easy, all men have a weakness," Susan said not knowing why they were acting that way.
"Susan you kicked four men in an area where no man should ever be kicked," Neville said.
"It was so Justice could be done," she asked shrugging her shoulders.
"New rule-"
"Never mess with Susan," the twins said.
"Agreed," Harry and Neville said.
Well there we go, now remember, try and guess who the new love interests will be. But other that tell me what you think. Thanks for reading and I'll see you next time -Pacco1