I went to sit in the living room and flipped on some football. Alice and Rose would probably want me to carry in all their clothes but I don't want to. Plus I want to see them get in trouble and this time I wont be intruding because I'm already in the house. I heard the car door slam and Alice came storming in and she was glaring at me with Rose right behind.

"Alice?" Carlisle asked. Then showed at the door way in a flash and her glare turned into a smile. Trying to fool him are ya?

"Yes Carlisle?" She asked sweetly.

"Where were you?" Oh. The question we have all been waiting for.

"Oh I was shopping." She said. What is she herself going to spill the beans? Or does she have something up her sleeve...?

"Really? What did you buy?" Why is he making small talk? Just get to the point.

"Just a little bit for everyone." She said and I didn't miss the emphasises on the word 'little'.

"Uha." He said heading for the garage.

"Carlisle where are you going?" Alice asked in panic almost.

"I was just going to go get something from the garage." I said not even stopping to turn around. He opened the door then I heard him gasp. "Mary Alice Brandon Cullen! What is all this!?" He yelled storming back into the house. I was already having a hard time containing my laughter.

"It wasn't only me!" She yelled back defending herself.

"AND Rosalie Lillian Hale! What is all that?" He asked pointing to the garage door.

"Clothes. What else." Rose said.

"Well no crap. Why did you buy all that? We don't need all those clothes."

"There not ALL for me." She said again trying to defed herself.

"I don't care if they arn't ALL for you. No one needs that many clothes. And please tell me you didn't buy anything else."

"Um... Okay. I didn't buy anything else." Oh my god. How did she NOT see this? Well I guess Carlisle didn't specifically know about all the clothes. And what else could she buy? The whole mall?

"ALICE!" Carlisle yelled.

"What!?" She yelled back but not quite as loud.

"What else did you buy?"

"Um.. nothing." She said wary. Even I could tell she wasn't telling the truth.

"Alice?" He said in a resonable tone.

"Okay. I didn't necessarily buy the WHOLE store but--"

She didn't finish her sentence because Carlisle cut her off. "You bought the whole store!?"

"No, no, no. I bought MOST of the clothes IN the store though."

"ALI-- You know what I'm not going to deal with this. You guys do it again anyways." He said walking out of the room. Well that stinks. No good argument. The only good one was Edwards and all I could do was listen.

"Yep." Alice agreed. "Wait what do you mean by 'You guys do it again anyways?'" Carlisle was already out of the room. So I answered.

"Didn't you see Edward destroying the music store?" She does see the future, right?

"No..." She said looking confused.

"You are a psychic, right....?" I joked but she didn't take it as one.

"Yes Emmett I am a psychic. I thought you were suppose to get my clothes so I didn't get in trouble." Wow what a subject change.

"Oh so what? I could get in troblue? Who Carlisle really believe I bought like a million bags of clothes form designer stores? Alice that is you not me. Defiantly not me." I said smirking. How stupid can she be. Seriously.

"It would of worked."

My mouth fell open. Okay maybe shes not stupid. I guess Carlisle is. "How would that have work?" I challenged.

"Because Carlisle wouldn't have check if you came home with them. So then all you had to do was sneak them by."

"Why didn't you see me not carrying them in?"

"Because I was already parked in the garage."

"Oh." Was all I said.

"Yeah Oh." She said rolling her eyes.

"So DID you see Edward...?" I let my sentence trail off. I was to lazy to finish it.

"Yes." That didn't make sense. Then why didn't she stop him, and let him destroy it? Though it was funny.

"Then why did-" She cut me off.

"Because I was in the middle of shopping. Duh!" That's pretty reasonable. Not!

"That doesnt make sence. Could you have had Rose tell some one?" Then I remembered. "She could have told Jasper. He was sitting in front of the store."

"Because I had the vision when I was in the dressing room and I still had a pile of clothes to try on."

"Whatever. Did you see him getting in trouble?" I asked smiling.

"Yes that was funny. Did you?"

I frowned. "No I didn't get to see. I could hear though. Does that count?"

She chuckled. "No you HAD to see his face. I was comical."

"Hum. You know how lucky you are?"

"For what?"

God shes dumb. "Not getting in trouble." I said each word slowly.

"Im not dumb, Emmett. Im anyones dumb its you."

I took a while for me to get that. "Hey!"

"Well its true, but don't worry we wont hold it against you."

"Um ok." What did she mean by 'hold it against you'? All I hold against me is Rose?

OK I'm not very happy with this chapter, but what do YOU think? Please review. And I don't know what to write now. Should I end my story here? Please give me suggestions if you don't what me to end it here.