Hey! SO I understand that a lot of you are probably mad at me for not updating in forever, but school is REALLY hard! And every single weekend all I want to do is SLEEP! But I'm starting to get used to it now, so it isn't as hard. I'll try to update more often. And to fozia,sorryIkeptuwaitingsolong!Imeanttoupdatesooner,butschooliskillingme!It'sreallyhard.AndIkeepfailingmymathtests!:(Butthanksforyourreview.Itkindofwokemeupfrommytired-daze. Also,sinceusaidtomakethechapterslonger,imgoingtomakescenariosfromallfourofthecharacters!:D

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. I wish I did.

Narrator: Disclaimer! Shutup! You're going to get sued!

Disclaimer: For what? Wishing?

Narrator: The world of laws is a scary place…

Disclaimer: *shudders*

Edward POV (A/N This was fozia's Idea!)

I sat in Bella's living room, rubbing my temples to keep away the headache I could feel coming on. I couldn't standhow bad the picture on her TV was! It was like trying to see your reflection in a muddy mirror: Impossible, and frustrating!

Behind me, I heard the front door slam. I turned around on the couch, and saw Charlie step inside the room.

"Hey Bella!" He smiled. But something about his voice… it sounded nervous and jittery.

"Hey Ch—uh dad." I replied. "How was work?"

Charlie got a confused expression. "Umm… I didn't goto work. It's Sunday."

"Oh…" My face turned red. "Umm… What do you have in that bag there?" I said, noticing Charlie had a Walgreens bag clutched tightly in his hand.

This time, Charlie was the one to blush. "Not important. But there is something I need to talk to you about."

I blinked. "Oh. Ok."

Charlie came over and sat next to me. "Now Bella… I need you to listen to what I have to say."

I nodded for him to continue.

"Well, it seems you and Edward are pretty serious. And I'm happy for you, but there are some things you need to know before you go and make a mistake." Uh-oh… "Well… Bella if you get pregnant, then—"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" I interrupted. "Edward is a very nice young man! He would never do a thing like that! Because unlike that filthy mutt Jacob, Edward has morals, and respects women!"

Charlie stared at me. "I'm sorry if I upset you Bells, but I just don't want you to make a mistake. And to be sure of that… I want you to take these." He pulled the mystery item out of the bag, and when he did, my eyes bulged. In his hands, Charlie held a box of…

"CONDOMS?" I shouted at the top of my lungs. I was about to yell at him, but then I saw what it said on the side: ExtraSmall.I blinked. Really?

Rosalie POV

I sat on the couch flipping through the latest issue of 17 Magazine when Jasper walked in. "Hey, bro!" I called to him.

"Umm… high." He said. He made his way over to me. "Whatcha reading?"

"17." I replied, flipping to the picture of Kim Kardashian on the cover. (A/N Was she ever on the cover of 17?) "Ugh. Don't you think that dress she's wearing would look way hotter on me?"

Behind me, I heard a thump. I turned around to see Jasper laying sprawled out on the ground. Wow. I didn't know vampires could faint…

Emmett POV

I was walking through the forest when I ran into Jacob. "Sup man!" I said, high-fiving him.

He blinked in confusion, but then his face turned smug. "Hey, What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see them."

I cracked up laughing. "That was a good one, man! You should say that to my girlfriend!"

"Umm… you have a girlfriend?"

"Yeah! You didn't know that?"

Bella POV

I was walking around in the Cullen's kitchen when Jacob ran inside. He raced over, and vomited into the trashcan.

"You will not believe what I just heard!" He said, wiping his face off with his sleeve.

"Ugh. What?"

"Rosalie has a girlfriend!"

"Eww!"

"I know!" He said. "It was weird! And she was acting all manly! Like Emmett!"

"Weird." I replied. "Well, try not to be too weirded out by it. I'm sure she was kidding." At the end of my statement, I planted a kiss on Jacob's cheek. "I'm sure of it." Then I left.

Jacob POV

Ick!

Hey! So here it is! The next chapter! Hope u liked it. I think that the last three ones sucked, but I hope u enjoyed the first one. Thanks again Fozia!