The next day Naruto walked onto training ground 8 wearing a pair of black low rider pants and a white shirt with waves crashing onto a beach and Kurenai was there in a pair of black shorts and a blue T-shirt that was twisted to show off her belly and a small bag on her shoulder.

Naruto thought "damn, shes hot. I know she looked good when she was older but damn...wait...what the hell am I thinking. I can't be thinking like that. I am just doing this for some fun. I don't like her...do I...shit. This is bad,...oh shit, shizunes going to kill her if she thinks I like her. Had a hard enough time last time convincing her I wasn't interested in girls yet."

Naruto smiled and said "You look nice. Ready to go."

Kurenai blushes and nods and Naruto turned around and in a puff of smoke he was replaced by his older visage of Nun Kaze wearing the same cloths.

Kurenai looked at Naruto and tried to dispell it and said "You need to teach me that."

Naruto said "Maybe. Right now only 2 people know how to do it. Me since I created it and Rin. Ready."

Kurenai nods and Naruto places his hand on her shoulder and dropped a smokebomb.

As the smokebomb cleared they were gone and a pair of eyes narrowed after they were gone and a hand touched the person shoulder.

When Kurenai blinked again they had appeared in Naruto kitchen and Rin was there in a pair of hig huggers black jeans and a red shirt that had slits across her back area and she said "Ready to go when you are." as she grabbed Naruto shoulder.

The next thing Kurenai knows she in a hotel room and she blinked and looked around and saw the room has been used when suddenly a female screech was heard and all 3 turned to look and she saw a black hair girl about her age dive onto a bed and grabbed the sheet off of it and wrapped it around her.

Naruto quickly turned around and said "Sorry Shizune."

Just then the door at the other end of the room opened and Kurenai said "Holy shit. It really is Tsunade." as she looked at Naruto.

Tsunade smiled and said "Oi gaki, you here for another go."

Naruto said "Yeah bachan. I brought my friend also. You already know Rin. This is Kurenai, Kurenai, this is Tsunade Senju and her apprentice Shizune and both of you should know she doesn't know the real me. She knows me as Nun Kaze but knows that I time traveled."

Tsunade snorts and said "So whats so special about you that my grandson would bring you here."

Kurenai eyes got wide and said "Grandson."

Naruto said "Unofficially that is. Were not related by blood."

Tsunade looked at him and then at Kureani and said "The gaki and I have a history together. I won't tell you what as its private for only me and him and we have an agreement so I see him as my grandson I never had. Shizune over there is like the daughter I never...Shizune, why are you wrapped in a sheet." as she looked at Shizune.

Shizune was red and walked slowly toward the door Tsunade came out of before walking backwards and tripping on the sheet before quickly crawling in the room and slamming the door.

Naruto asked "Safe." with his back still turned away from where Shizune was.

Tsunade said "Safe."

Naruto turned and said "I need a doctor before we head out."

Tsunade blinked and asked "Whats up."

Naruto frowned and glanced at Kurenai and said "I think I am having a side effect to my jutsu."

At this all eyes locked on him.

Tsunade asked "What kind of side effect."

Naruto said "Personal, something that shouldn't be happening."

Tsunade said "Rin and...Kurenai was it. Bathroom now." both girl looked at each other and then at the door Tsunade was pointing at that Shizune had entered and went in and a loud screech was heard before the door closed.

Tsunade walked over doing a few handsigns and touched the door and said "They cant come out."

Naruto did some also and the room glowed and said "Silence jutsu up."

Tsunade frowned and asked "Alright Naruto, whats up."

Naruto said "I noticed right before we came here my body is reacting like a man body should."

Tsunade asked "And whats wrong with that."

Naruto said "Im 6. Remember. From what mom told me I should be able to be effected the way I was."

Tsunade frowned and she said "Strip and let me check you. Your right, you physically shouldn't be." as she watched Naruto strip and she raised an eyebrow and said "That shouldn't be there either." as she notices pubes.

Naruto said "What the hells happening to me."

Tsunade said "Calm down and lay back on the bed. Let me run some test on you and see whats going on. How long have you had this shapeshift up."

Naruto said "This particular one about 20 minutes. My other one the past 2 years of and on only changing when I come to gamble. I haven't used my real look since that day you and shizune saved rins life."

Tsunade began to run test and she said after a few minutes "Go into your other form."

Naruto did and Tsunade ran some more test and she stood up and said "Alright, I think I know what has happened but I need to test it. Get dressed and step out of the room."

Naruto sighed and god up and got dress before leaving the room.

Tsunade walked over to the bathroom and opened the door and said "Alright you 3, come on in here a moment."

Shizune who was now dressed came out along with the other 2 and each of them blinked and Kurenai asked "Where is he." as she notice he was gone.

Tsunade said "Outside. Rin, I need you to lay on the other bed. I need to run a test on you and see if you are having the same effects as he is before I explain things."

Rin frowned and layed down and Tsunade handed a sheet to Shizune and said "Both of you hold that up to give her some modesty because I need to do a pelvic check on you Rin.

Rin blushed along with the other 2 girls and after the blanket was being held up making a divider Tsunade had Rin pull up her dress and began to check her.

After a few moments she said "Alright Rin, pull it back down."

Rin did and asked "So whats going on."

Tsunade sat down on the bed and had them let Naruto back in and she said "Well, every test I ran showed that both you and him are now actually the same age as Shizune and by looks I would say Kurenai as well. How old are you." as she looked at Kurenai.

Kurenai said "14, why."

Tsunade nods and said "Yeah, just like I thought. It appears your jutsu does more then change your physical and possible gender gaki. It appears to also age those organs it changes. Your heart, lungs, and other major organs are all the right age but you reproductive organs have all been changed to the age you appear. When you had your adult body it made you 25 in my guess, your now 15 I would say and Rin is 14 as well."

Naruto said "So are the effects perminate and do they only go one way. I mean can it be possible to say make yourself younger. I ask since you use your genjutsu to make yourself younger if I taught it to you would you age back to that age."

Tsunade said "Possible but my heart and other organs like that would still be my right age and may not be up to the streign of it. Thats the problem of creating new jutsu. Theres always the possibility of side effects. I would advice keeping this on a strict need to know basis on this jutsu for now. If either of you have any side effect let me know and I will check it. In time after we have more data on this I can probably list all the effects this jutsu has."

Kurenai asked "Can I ask a question. Why is it your all so interested in him being the age of us right now. I mean hes a teenager right."

Naruto frowned and said "Kurenai, I said at least a year, Rin is actually 2 years older then me."

Kurenai eyes got wide and said "Wait, if shes 2 years older then you then that means your only 6."

Everyone shook their head yes and Kurenai fell on her ass and said "But..."

Naruto said "Remember though, my real body is only 6. My mind is actually closer to that off a 20 year old or better. I truthfully don't know because I jumped so randomly and it was different. I hope this doesn't change your feelings of being friends with me."

Kurenai sighed and said "This is going to take some getting use to. I mean I been kissing ..."

Shizune screamed "WHAT." drawing everyone attention.

Naruto thought "oh shit."

Kurenai raised an eyebrow and asked "Whats wrong."

Shizune said "He told me he wasn't interested in women yet when I..." as she went red and shut up.

Kurenai blinked and looked at Naruto and then Shizune and said "So let me see if I got this straight, he told you he wasn't interested in women and he been taking me out."

Just then both girl felt someone grab thier hair hard and pulled them to their feet and Rin said "Now shut up and listen to me before you both get into a cat fight, or I will shut you both up with my fist." as she let go of their hair.

Both glared at her and Rin said "There is a lot of shit that happened to Kaze that neither of you know. I mean while we all 3 have at least had some form of childhood, his was completely destroyed when he was 4 because of his bloodline. Because of why he was hated and attacked in the first place he has had no friends until me and him got together and had to live day to day trying to survive without being killed. Yes hes has a 6 year old body that he can shapeshift with a jutsu. Yes he has a lot of secrets that he doesn't want to burden you with because he hates seeing others suffer because of him, yes he told you that he was not interested in girls Shizune because you were flat ass drunk, dancing on a table, nude when you tried to rape him that night all the way back from the club and into your hotel room and he told you that so you and him would not ruin the relationship you are forming together as either friends or something else one day before he knocked you out and locked the door before crashing on the floor.

The same goes for you Kurenai, yes he has dated you sort of by showing you a common interest you both have in literature and the theatrics, yes he has let you kiss him because he likes to feel normal in his life and yes he asked you to come dancing tonight with him because he wants to make friends and see where it goes from there.

The same goes for me, we act like siblings at times but other times we get close as well because he is just that type of person, he likes to help people be happy. Even if it cost him his own so don't go all catfight, bullshit like that because the truth of the matter is hes fucked no matter what happens. He either hurts a friend or possible something more someday or he finds someone who can help him later with the shit he has to put up with. Right now all he is trying to do is get precious people in his life to share his life.."

Both girls looked a little emberrased and Kurenai thought "I guess she right, hes never tried to be forward besides showing he cares as has been working on building a real friendship and possible relationship.

Shizune thought "damn it. I know shes right but I saw him first before this bitch did."

Tsunade snickered catching all 3 of theirs attention and said "Sounds like you can pick them kid, I mean you have a full assualt brawler who can't make up her mind if she wants to be a sibling beside you or on top of you, a medic nin that wants to play naughty nurse with you while she tries to figure out her own life and then you have from what I can tell a genjutsu mistress in training who wants to evolve her world around you while trying to show the world shes can give as good as she can take."

Naruto said as he had his eyes closed and his arm over his head "Tell me about it, I have seen the world with only a handful of people and I have seen the world with billions and the only thing I can conclude from it is this, Women hold the real power in the world. They can crush a man or make a man, either by hatred, love, vengence, or support. All I want in life is to someday stop hidding myself, make my parents proud, start a family with the woman or women that love me along with lots of friends to share the good times and bad and lead a nice peaceful life for my decendants to follow in my steps. Is that so much to ask."

Shizune asked "Wait, what do you mean women."

Naruto looked up and through half lidded eyes and said "Odds are by the time I actually turn 15 the council will done here about my bloodline and will turn me into nothing but breeding stock since I am the last and only male with it. That is why I am trying to find friendship with each of you now because odds are if I don't find someone to share my life with by then they will saddle me with some bitch who doesn't care about me, only what she can get for being with me. Now your wrong on the last part about Rin though, shes not interested in me right now, at least not like Shizune and Kurenai might be but I am not going to just jump into bed with either of them bachan. I will wait till I find love and acceptance before I do that. I've been with a woman before that was taken from me. I have had every friend I ever had taken from me and now I am just trying to make some new ones that won't be taken away hopefully. That is why I am keeping so many secrets." He then got up and went to the rest room

Rin blinked and said "Wait a minute, how did you know I was only 8 years old." as she looked at Kurenai.

Kurenai frowned and said "I'm a decendant of the same clan. When you told me your story I figured out right away who you were. Kaze figured it out but been keeping my secret since I am keeping yours."

Rin frowned and said "Your not going to tell anyone...are you."

Kurenai said "No. Why would I."

Rin smiled and said "Good, I kind of got a date tomorrow and..."

Kurenai blinked and said "With who."

Rin blushed and said "Iruka-kun."

Kurenai snickered and burst out laughing and Rin frowned and Kurenai waved her hand and said "Wait, I am not making fun of him or you. Iruka a good guy, its just that Iruka always like older women. I mean he had a crush when we were younger on the chunnin who taught flower arranging in the accademy."

Rin sighed and said "I told him I was 13 Kurenai. I am trying to get as far away from anything Itachi related as I can. Even know I still have nightmares about my father coming and killing me. If this jutsu I wear makes me that old I will keep it up for the rest of my life so I can have a normal life. Besides, I won't be the first woman to lie about her age. Am I Tsunade."

Tsunade said "Keep pushing Rin. I will rememer it when I give you your pap-smear." with a smirk.

Rin paled and Kurenai asked "Would...would Kaze also be willing to do that. I mean..."

All 3 women said "Yes." answering her question.

Kurenai sighed and said "Is his past really that bad."

Tsunade said "Kurenai, I won't lie to you. The secret the kid is keeping are enought that could throw the entire world into the next great shinobi war. The reason he hated, the truth about his parents, the power of his bloodline, where hes from and why its all hidden are more then anyone should bear...I think what happened when he was 4 might have been the best thing for him. It gave him a chance to get the skills he needs to survive. Now he just has to get his body to that level. Where is he anyways now Rin."

Rin said "According to him, low chunnin if he doesn't use his trump cards."

Tsunade nods and said "So hes still got a ways to go then."

Kurenai looked down and the bathroom door opened and Naruto came out all 3 girls were looking at him and Naruto had changed into his adult form and said "Alright, give me all your money."

Kurenai watched as the other 3 women did and she said "Um, I don't gamble."

Tsunade held out her hand and said "Bullshit, you have 300 on you right now."

Kurenai blinked and asked "how do you know that."

Naruto said "Tsunade known as the legendary sucker for several reason, 1 she sucks at gambling." earning a glare "2 is because she can smell who has money a mile a way and can sucker them out of it, and 3 I heard from ero-sannin was because of this little trick she did with her..." as he was sent into a wall by Tsunade punch.

Kurenai screamed "Kaze." as she ran over to check on him and he said "ooo maelstrom." as he shook his head and slowly got up.

Kurenai asked "How are you ok, that should have killed you."

Rin said "It takes a hell of a lot more then that to kill his ass. Trust me, I know."

Kurenai shook her head and thought "file it away in ask later file."

Tsunade held out her hand again and Kurenai frowned and turned around and reached between her breast and pulled out her money and she asked "Are you all sure he can win. I mean I don't have that much money."

Naruto sighed and flippped out 2000 and said "here, if I lose your money this is a garuntee, you will leave with at least 2000. Deal." as he held out the money.

Kurenai bit her lip and said "No, If I am going to see your luck for myself then here, its all or nothing." as she handed him the money.

Naruto smiled and said "Good girl, now come on. As he walked to the door.

After they left the hotel Naruto who had Kurenai on his left arm and Shizune on his right asked "Whose got the high rollers right now bachan."

Tsunade said "Are you ever going to quit calling me that."

Naruto said "nope."

Tsunade said "Regals Fortunes. They taken 2 million off of me in the past 3 days."

Naruto said "Damn. Alright lets break them." as he lead the group to the gambling den.

As they were about to enter Naruto glanced to his right and frowned and said "Damn him." as he walked in.

Kurenai looked confused at Naruto and followed in after him and Tsunade glanced where she saw Naruto eyes dart and frowned as well and thought "Jiraiya, you shithead, your out whoring around when your godson needs you." as she walked in after the rest of the group.

Kurenai went wide eyed as she heard whispers of "its him, chaos is here, call the spotters." and thought "he was serious about that."

Naruto sat down at a table and said "Its been a while Greaves."

The man across from naruto said "And you as well Kaze. Come to lose."

Naruto snorts and said "Hasn't happened yet. Lets play."

Kurenai watched as Naruto bet everything on one round and she bit her lip and she blinked when naruto won and thought "ok, hes lucky so far." and she watched as he did it again, and again and again and again and thought "ok, his luck is unbelievable."

She watched as he played for an hour and he said "Alright, thats all for today." as he reached for the money.

Greaves frowned and said "You broke the bank again Kaze. You got to at least leave us with something to keep the doors open."

Naruto smirked and said "The Hall, I want the title to it. In exchange I give you 10 percent of my profit today. Take it or leave it."

Greaves frowned and said "What are you after Kaze. I mean you have taken 36 halls in the past year. What are you using them for."

Naruto said "Thats my business. What I do with them besides dancing is my secret."

Greaves frowned and waved his hand toward a man in the corner who left and and he said "Fine, you got a deal. I have no choice but to accept or else I will be ruined."

Naruto then began to count out and said "2 million, 10 percent of my take. Title." as he held out his hand.

A few moments later the man who had left came back with the tittle and greaves signed it and gave it to Naruto and Naruto grabbed the rest of the money and it disappeared as he held it and he said "Alright, lets go get some lunch ladies and then you all can get ready for the dance a little later."

Kurenai asked "Kaze, what was that about back there. I mean whats with the title."

Tsunade said "I will tell you when we go back to change at the hotel. Lets go eat."

Naruto said as they walked out "You ladies go ahead and order, Rin, you know what I like. I got something I need to check out real quick." as he looked around.

Tsunade frowned and grabbed Kurenai arm and said "Don't worry, he will be there in a moment." as she began leading the 3 girls away.

Naruto waited until they were gone and he walked toward an ally and put his hands together and was covered in smoke and he now had black hair and green eyes and weighed around 230 lbs wearing cloths like Tazuna wore. He then walked out of the ally and walked toward a brothel and walked in and sat down on a couch and 2 women walked over and said "Hello handsome, this your first time here."

Naruto said "Yeah, a friend of mine recommended this place."

The taller woman said "really, whose your friend."

Naruto said "Scless Sacrat." this is a little joke, S-class Secret, reverse the vowels.

Both ladies looked confused and Naruto patted his pocket and said "Shit, I left my wallet back at the hotel. Be right back." as he got up and left toward a hotel and then went down a side ally.

A few minutes later Jiraiya walked by the alley and looked around and said "Mile east of town." as he walked on like he was looking for something.

Naruto left out of the ally and back the other way and then quickly BBB outside of town.

A few minutes later Jiraiya walked into the clearing and asked "Alright. Who are you and how do you know my code."

Naruto said "Lets just say a little birdy told me for the moment. I have some info you may want and you have something I want."

Jiraiya asked "Really, what might that be and who are you."

Naruto said "Chaos. You can call me chaos for now. As for what it is, Akatasuki."

Jiraiya said "Never heard of it."

Naruto said "Fine, be that way, I mean. I thought I could share with you the info I had on them and you could share what you have on them with me. We both have something we want to protect that thier after. Me, someone I care for, you...your godson."

Jiraiya eyes got wide a moment and took a stance and Naruto said "Relax, I don't care about the boy. In fact I wish him luck, I mean he hasn't been seen in the village in 2 years now after he was attacked at the age of 4 by the villagers. Of coarse you already know all that. I mean with your close personal relationship with him."

Jiraiya asked "What do you know about him."

Naruto said "give and take Jiraiya, give and take. You want info on him, you have to do something for me. Its nothing really. Just something Minato left in my custody. Its getting pretty hot for me to keep it but he gave me instructions on what to do with it." as held up his hand and a scroll appeared.

Jiraiya frowned and asked "Whats with the scroll."

Naruto said "Its a request from Minato to the elder toads. I don't know what it is or how to open it. He just told me to see to it they got this in the event certian things that have happened were to start. He said he couldn't trust Kakashi with it or you. He said that you would have gotten curious and tripped the security seal in it destroying the scroll. He would have given it to them himself but they would have been oblidged to do whatever is in it even if the events that happened did not happen."

Jiriaya frowned and asked "Why should I trust you."

Naruto said "You don't. I am just asking you to summon one of them here and let them decide. For that I will tell you what I know about the kid. Then we can trade info on them. Do we have a deal."

Jiraiya looked at the scroll and after several moments quickly summoned a pair of toads on his shoulder.

The one on the left said "Why have you called us Jiraiyakun. I got supper cooking."

The one on the right said "It will be ok ma, I am sure he has a good reason. Don't you little Jiraiya."

Jiraiya said "I hope so. This man here says he has something from Minato for the toads. Something he couldn't even trust to me."

The toad on the right said "Hmm, you say you have something for us."

Naruto bowed and said "Yes Pa toad, I have heard of you and Ma toad from Minato. He simply asked me to deliver this to you personally. He said the content are for only the eyes of yourself. Something about the fate of his son. I have no idea what it is exactly but I saw Jiraiya here in a brothel as I was passing by and since what has happened, happened, I had no choice but to contact him with the code I was entrusted with which brings us to this moment. Will you accept the scroll for only your eyes." as he held out the scroll

Pa looked at Ma and she said "Jiraiya-kun, get me the scroll and hand it here."

Naruto placed the scroll on the ground and stepped back several feet and Jiraiya slowly took it and handed it to her.

Pa said "Now look at me Jiraiya-kun. If it is important to you we will tell you."

Jiraiya said "Yes elder." as he looked at Pa while keeping an eye on Naruto.

Ma looked at the seal on the scroll and frowned before breaking the seal and began to read. Her eyes got wide and she looked at Naruto and asked "Are you him. The one it speaks of."

Naruto nods and she rolled up the scroll and handed it to Pa and said "Look at me Jiraiya-kun."

Jiraiya did but frowned he wanted to know what was going on and Pa said "Very well. Jiraiya, this man speaks the truth. Do not fight him. We will debate this matter and decide to go from there. If what it says is true answer me one question. What is the name of the book Jiraiya put his heart in."

Jiraiya turned quickly and looked at Naruto and Naruto said "The legend of the Gutsy Ninja."

Pa said "Very well, we will debate on this but do not expect us to react lightly."

Naruto said "Of coarse elders and thank you."

Both toads went up in smoke and Jiraiya asked "What was that about."

Naruto said "just finishing what Minato asked me to. By the way, Its a good book, Kushina allowed me to read it."

Jiraiya frowned and said "Alright, a deals a deal."

Naruto said "the Kyuubi is no longer fully contained as it once was. Because of an awakening bloodline when he was attacked at the age of 4 Naruto had an adverse reaction. I won't tell you what since you will have to ask him but the third Hokage is fully aware of it and does not see any problem with it. The only thing left in the seal now is chakra. The body was sealed in Minato and the mind and soul were taken by the Shinigami when he met him the second time durring the bloodline awakening. I know you wondering what bloodline. For that you will have to ask him. That is all I can tell you on this. Now do we trade a little info on them or do you want to miss out on something new."

Jiraiya frowned and said "None of my spies have told me anything about what you have just said."

Naruto said "None of your spies actually give a damn about the boy. Hell your old teammate Tsunade knows more about him then you do since shes met him."

Jiraiya said "Thats not possible. She never would return to Konoha."

Naruto said "Doubt me if you want but shes back in town right now with Shizune and 3 Konoha gennins and she knows what has happened to the boy but I doubt she will tell you, especially in front of the gennins."

Jiraiya frowned and said "Alright, I will ask her since I know shes been in town a few days. Tell me what you got on them."

Naruto said "1 for 1. Deal."

Jiraiya frowned and said "Deal."

Naruto said "It was founded by Uchiha Madara."

Jiraiya said "thier goal is unknown right now."

Naruto said "Collection and Extraction of the bijuu for what purpose unknown."

Jiraiya said "They wear black cloaks with red clouds."

Naruto said "They also have rings."

Jiraiya frowned and said "Sasori of the red sand is a member."

Naruto said "I know Orochimaru has been contacted and possibly joined. Not sure on if he has or not. Bastard to slippery to get exact details."

Jiraiya said "There are only a few membes."

Naruto said "I know one they are interested in recruiting sometime in the future or possible has already. Kisame of the seven swordsmen."

Jiraiya said "All members seem to be S-rank missing nins so that means Kisame must be planning to defect soon then."

Naruto thought "shit, I am just telling him what he told me in the future and what I know plus what dad found out...think...got it."

Naruto said "I know Orochimaru won't stay with them long. Hes already making plans to form his own village."

Jiraiya bit his lip and said "thats all I have on them for now."

Naruto said "I can give you a little more info as a sign of good faith, a few little projects I heard Orochimaru is up to."

Jiraiya said "What do you get out of this deal."

Naruto said "What I get is if I contact you again in the future to get update on them then we don't have to bullshit around and you owe me at least a little more info. Mostly what I want to know is who the other members are so I can protect who I want to protect from them better. Now as for what I found out hes nearly completed a jutsu that allows him to switch bodies. It has a 3 year delay between uses. He wants the Sharingan and is willing to use that jutsu to get it."

Jiraiya asked "How sure are you on this info."

Naruto said "Very sure." as he threw a smokebomb and when it cleared he was gone.

Jiraiya frowned and thought "he had more info then I do, especially on Orochimaru. I knowed he was a member and Sasori is his partner, I hadn't heard anything about him leaving them though or that he was planning to start his own village. Also the information on that jutsu is not good. Hes been working on it for years but if hes gotten it down to where knowledge is out there about a 3 year time limit hes farther along then I thought. I should chat with Tsunade later but for now, its time for some research."

Naruto appeared on a roof back in town and he jumped down and walked toward a resturant. When he walked in Rin waved her hand and Naruto nods as he walked over and sat down beside Kurenai and Shizune.

Tsunade asked "So how did your little talk go."

Naruto said "Fine, found out some information from an informant about my family enemies."

Tsunade frowned and Kurenai asked "What is it. I mean if I am your teammate I need to know."

Naruto closed his eyes and said "Listen to me each of you. This includes you bachan. If you see someone with a black cloak and red clouds on it, do not fight them, do not question them, Run. Get as far away as possible." as he opened his eyes and everyone saw that he was dead serious about that.

Tsunade asked "I take it thats why you went to see him."

Naruto nods and said "But he didn't know it was me. He will probably come and talk to you sometime soon about his godson."

Kurenai looked back and forward and asked "Who...and who are you talking about."

Naruto said "Jiraiya, the toad Sannin. Bastard a godfather and hes leaving the boy to rot in hell while hes busy drinking, peeping, and sleeping with hookers." with discust in his voice.

Kurenai frowned and asked "Why, I mean why doesn't he help his godson and who is it."

Naruto said "Because I think he secretly gay."

Tsunade who was sipping some Sake suddenly spit it out and began to cough.

Shizune was patting her on the back and Rin was snickering and Tsunade asked "What makes you say that."

Naruto said "Well...the fact he chases Orochimaru ass around more then he does yours, always does his peeking on the mens side of the hotspring, goes to open nightclubs that do their business on public couches instead of private rooms where he can see other men getting off and the last fact..." as he drawed out his last answer drinking some water as all the women leaned forward "he said your sucking ability was second to your third teammate and his tongue."

At this each of the women shuddered and Tsunade cracked her knuckles and said "I am going to kill him."

Naruto snickered and said "Really, well looks like your luck just changed, south by south east."

Tsunade turned her head and smirked and got up and walked out of the resturaunt and a few seconds later each of them wince as Jiraiya was screaming as Tsunade stomped on his balls over and over again.

Naruto winced and said "Its time like this I am glad I can become a woman."

Rin frowned and said "That hurts though. I still remember being a man and being hit in the balls."

A waitress who was walking by heard that and tripped spilling Sake on the table behind them on a candle that soon caught on fire the table cloth on fire engulfing the entire table of fire and soon people were running out and Naruto did a few handsigns and he spat out a bunch of water and put the fire out.

Kurenai looked to Shizune and asked "Is it always like this."

Shizune said "Pretty much, Na...I mean Kaze is pretty much the living embodiment of chaos. It follows him everywhere." as she caught herself.

Kurenai frowned and thought "thats twice someone has said Na as part of his name. Lets see, hes 6 years old so that means he was born the same year as the Kyuubi attack but the way they talk he could be born from another village...but they could be lying. I doubt Rin would have made it to another village when she ran into Kaze...Hmm, lets see what I know, hes 6, born the same year as Kyuubi attacked, hated for some reason and was attacked at age of 4. Met his parents when he went back in time durring the time of the Yondaime and...wait a minute..."

Everyone had notice her facial expression changing after Shizune near slip and Tsunade sending Jiraiya out of town by air before returning and sitting down and Rin said "I got 50 says she figures you out Kaze."

Naruto frowned and said "No bet, shes smart as she is deadly, just ask Jack."

Kurenai blinked and looked at him noticing everyone looking at her and said "What."

Tsunade said "I will take that bet, shes close but she hasn't figured it all out."

Kurenai narrowed her eyes and asked "What are you all talking about."

Naruto said "Rin here thinks you figured me out. I know you have enough clues to now since you know my real age and have heard my real name nearly said twice. Add that in with the things I have done or said and its only a matter of time."

Kurenai frowned and said "I don't know. I was actually thinking of something else."

Tsunade snorts and said "Bullshit, the only time I see someone facial expression change that much so quick is when you find out your lovers cheating on you, you realise you might be pregnant, you realise you been cheated or when you suddenly realise the truth of a puzzle you been trying to solve. I doubt your seeing anyone right now or recently so that takes care of the first 2, you said you don't gamble so that most likely takes out number 3 and that leave only the last one. So lets see if I won or not. Did you figure it out."

Kurenai looked down and said "I think so. If I am right then the clue he gave me about the controlled chaos and something about going where the wind blows and sleeping where the waves crash. If hes who I think he is it also explains why he was trusted with a birth certificate. Its his"

Naruto said "And if I am that person, does it change anything. I mean I am the same person I was yesterday, the same person today, the same person who you first met at the accademy. Does my real name or looks really matter to you. Are you shallow like fangirls or do you still want to be my friend, teammate, and possibly someday in the future maybe something more."

Kurenai looked at Naruto and said "Answer me one question. Can I shoot that damn monkey again."

Rin snorts and burst out laughing and Naruto smiled and said "Now theres Dulcinea." as he poured him a shot of wine and everyone blinked and Kurenai asked "Where did you get that." motioning toward the wine glass he now had.

Shizune asked "Whose Dulcinea."

Naruto said "Dulcinea is a character from a book that both Kurenai and I have read. As for how I got this, I have another knickname I earned from my first sensei. The number one, hyper active knucklehead suprise ninja. You may know me the rest of my life but you will never know everything about me."

Tsunade thought "true. Hmm..." and said "So gaki, what do you think about the future, what do you see for us."

Naruto shot her a glare and said "Don't know. I don't think about the future when I drink. Only the present and the past." as he sipped the glass of wine.

Everyone at the table looked at him like he was crazy and Kurenai asked "What the hell, why do you drink."

Naruto shrugged and said "Lifes to short not to enjoy the pleasures that comes with it from time to time." as he reached beside him and pulled out a tray that was in the booth beside him with 4 glasses of red whine and he said "Here you all go, 12th century french wine. Hmm, I say it was around 600 years old when I got it though." as he finished the glass before making another glass for himself and softly smelled it with his eyes closed.

Each of them looked at him and Tsunade reached over and she smelled it age blinked and said "Strange, I don't detect hardly any alchohol in it."

Naruto said "Thats because unlike other products this wine was allowed to age inside a bottle after the grapes that had been picked on the night of a full moon and were crushed by virgin maidens, streigned of all impurities by monks before it was blessed and stored away never to see the light of day again normally for 20 years. This wine was made for Royalty." as he smirked as each woman had thier eyes looking at the glasses.

Rin said "And why are you drinking this NOW."

Naruto smirked and held out a scroll and unrolled it and said "As you can see, the ones with an x on those seals are the ones that are empty. While I was exploring the cellar of an ancient castle I had been touching and entire rack full of these when my bloodline activated and you can guess the rest."

Shizune said "But there are hundreds of seals there."

Naruto said "416 actually. I figured a bottle every 6 months or so would last me the rest of my life and leave a few to any family I might have when I pass on." as he took a bite out of his rice and beef that had been delivered.

Kurenai asked "How do you know how the bottles were made."

Naruto said "To the french wine making was everything. Especially those for royalty. I heard stories about how strict they were about it. If the grapes were bruised then they destroyed the entire inventory. If there was to much water in the grapes then they were throwed away. If a maiden was found not to be a virgin they executed her and her entire family by public beheading, if a monk was to recite the wrong word in a prayer he was tested for being in leagues with demons by tying him to a chair and lowering him into a lake fully submerged and if he died, his soul was judged by Kami. Those are just a few of the stories I heard. As I said normally this wine was not touched for at least 20 years but the castle had been attacked durring the time it was aging and the people who knew where the secret store room was, was killed so it had not been discovered again until I visited the castle."

Rin asked "And how did you know about the store room."

Naruto looked around and said "Well, when you helped build the castle in the first place you kind of know a thing or 2."

Kurenai shook her head and took the glass and sniffed it and giggled and said "It makes my nose tingle." as she took a small sip.

She blinked and looked at it and said "Wow, thats pretty good. I thought alchohol would taste bitter but this is actually sweet."

Naruto nods and each of them took a glass and sipped it except Tsunade who gulped it and said "Its alright but I prefer my sake."

Naruto stiffened and said "Watch the tongues. We got a toad coming." as he finished his glass before grabbing the scroll with the wine in it and sealing it back inside of him.

Rin frowned and Kurenai asked "What do you mean."

Just then a crash was heard and everyone looked and saw Jiraiya walking in with a limp and a waitress cleaning up a mess she made when she bumped into him and Tsunade asked "What the hell do you want."

Jiraiya said "Hello to you also Tsunade-hime. So I see my information was right, you are having lunch with a gennin team from Konoha."

Naruto snorts and said "Whats up pervert."

Jiraiya glanced and Naruto who was his teenage Nun Kaze self with red and blond hair and he asked "Do you know who I am."

Naruto said "Yeah, your the guy who has his picture posted on half the hotsprings between Konoha and Suna for peeping. Of coarse I don't see the blacked out front tooth or the circles under your eyes or the little thug mustache and gotee."

At this everyone but Jiraiya and Naruto snickered and Kurenai said "Your Jiraiya-sama, the toad Sannin." with mirth in her voice

Naruto said "Hey, your Tsunade-sama old teammate right."

Jiraiya frowned and nods and Naruto asked "We have a bet going on here. Can you help us with it to see if Tsunade won or not."

Jiraiya said "Tsunade never wins kid."

Naruto said "Good, told you, hes gay Tsunade-sama."

Tsunade handed over some money and Jiraiya fell down anime style and Kurenai laughed so hard she snorted before looking mortified.

Rin said "Relax cousin, snorting while laughing is normal. It comes from years of incest." as she leaned over and kissed Kurenai on the lips.

Kurenai brain shut down and Naruto blinked and blinked again and said "Well if you will excuse me, I think I need a very cold shower. See you ladies tonight." as he laid some money on the table and got up and left.

Rin pulled back and Kurenai had half lidded eyes as she looked at Rin and Rin smirked and said "Shall we go get ready." as she grabbed Shizunes arm and pulled her up and put her arm around Shizunes waist and the other around Kurenai and lead them away.

Jiraiya was on the ground twitching and Tsunade thought "damn, I don't know which of them is worse. The gaki and his deception or those 3 girls...sigh, now to deal with the pervert." as she kicked Jiraiya and asked "So what do you want."

Jiraiya said "Tell me, when was the last time you were in Konoha."

Tsunade said "Hmm, this last october 10th. Why."

Jiraiya blinked and asked "Why. I mean you said you never would go there again."

Tsunade said "That my friend is my personal secret. If I actually thought you deserved an answer I would tell you but since you prove you don't give a shit about you godson, much less your granson don't question me."

Jiraiya frowned and said "I thought we were never going to talk about that."

Tsunade said "Theres more going on then you can imagine. Your daughter would be rolling in her grave."

Jiraiya said "Don't talk about her like that. You know as well as I do that I thought her mother had died in that fire. Its not like your any better, you leaving your own newborn son in an orphanage because of the scandel it would have caused."

Tsunade sighed and said "I know. I made a mistake back then and could never take it back. We both did but there are things more important then our past. He knows about his parents. Hes met them."

Jiraiya eyes got wide and asked "How."

Tsunade said "That is something you will have to ask him. He may only be 6 years old but his mind is that of at least a 20 year old. Even if he tells you the truth he won't tell you everything. Even I don't know everything."

Jiraiya asked "Does he know about us."

Tsunade said "No. He knows your his godfather but that is all."

Jiraiya frowned and asked "Does this have anything to do with why a man just came to me earlier talking about him."

Tsunade said "I don't know."

Jiraiya asked "What about those gennin, who are they."

Tsunade said "Friends of Shizune. They meet up with us every so ofter since they first met in Konoha."

Jiraiya said "Its not like sensei to let a gennin squad to leave like that. Even for friendship."

Tsunade smirked and said "Its a good thing they got permission from the Godaime then."

Jiraiya blinked and asked "Godaime, who. When did sensei step down."

Tsunade said "That my old friend is something you have to figure out yourself. I must go. I got to make sure Shizunes not popping her cherry right now." as she got up and left.

Jiraiya sighed and closed his eyes and thought "Iris, if only I had known you had survived. Then our daughter would have known her real father. Forgive me Kushina."

Tsunade glanced at Jiraiya as she left and thought "you deserve nothing less then the pain you feel now Jiraiya, you so much of a pervert you were with another woman that night when your house was attacked by your enemies. You were not there to protect your wife. She was captured and forced to marry the leader of your enemy to live. How must she have felt when she learned why you really were not there. That was why you arranged the meeting between your stundent and her in the first place. If you could not be there as her father then you could claim to be the godfather of her child. Now that shes gone you want nothing to do with him. You always try to push the emotions of the ones you care for on others after there gone. That was why I never liked you. I realised I made mistakes myself, Minatos father being one of them but I will be damned if I let mine and your mistakes ruin our grandson life now."