XIV Zack's Not So Bright Ideas
131. Play mad scientist while making your lunch
Angeal just stared at his apprentice while making his cup of coffee. A few minutes ago Zack just waltzed in the kitchen wearing a white lab coat and a pair of goggles (He wasn't going to ask where he got them) then got out the ingredients for a sandwich.
Seems pretty normal, right? Wrong. He acted like each ingredient was a dangerous chemical, and occasionally laughed like an mad scientist. Angeal thought he was high on Goddess knows what, and shuddered at the thought of what it would be like if Zack was Hojo's apprentice.
132. Walk around town in a giant peanut costume
Enough said.
133. Go 'Home Alone' (the movie) on your neighbor's house
"That just not fair!"
It had taken hours for Zack to set it all up in Sephiroth's apartment, but the silver haired SOLDIER had gotten through it all in minutes completely unscathed.
134) Stick a bra in the freezer
All Angeal wanted was to have a normal day, but when Zack wasn't he couldn't even have a normal moment. When he went to go get an ice-cream bar from the freezer he found something completely unexpected: A bra.
"Zack?"
Zack came in when he heard his name called, and saw his mentor holding the now frozen bra by one of the straps with two fingers as if he didn't want to touch it.
"Oh thanks I've been looking for that"
He took it before Angeal could say a word, and walked off.
135. Find a new way to use duct tape
Duct tapping the door of Genesis' office shut from the inside was fun, especially when he watched him try and get in.
136. Try jumping off the building with an umbrella.
He put a mattress on the ground so he wouldn't break anything, but Angeal still banned him from doing it again. However he didn't say anything about jumping out of moving helicopters on to moving trains.
137. Only eat the jelly out of a donut.
Angeal swore he got himself a jelly donut in the morning. When he came home that night from work the donut was still there untouched, but there wasn't any jelly in it, it was just a regular donut…
138. Pay hopscotch on your hands.
The challenges between Zack and the infantrymen had been growing more and more practical lately. When they challenged him to a game of hopscotch outside, he accepted and powned them all by showing off.
139. Go fishing on the roof of the building, and see what you can catch.
The hard part was finding some finishing line that was long enough for the 69 floors of the ShinRa building, catching was easy: He caught Genesis with a new copy of Loveless, a few random kids with some candy, Yuffie with some rare Materia (she got away), Cloud with some gil, and Aerith with some flowers (He kept that one).
140. Try to find something you lost.
Angeal sighed as he flipped open his phone and read what was on the screen: One new message from Zack. Thinking it was important, he read it:
Mass text: Has anyone seen my pants?
Author's Notes
131-135: Sunny Lighter
136-139: Victoria Valentine101
140: Me