Dear Longbottom,
Hi.
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldemort,
What do you want?
Neville Longbottom
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Dear Longbottom,
My, my. Aren't we fiesty? What's your problem?
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldemort,
My problem is you. You tortured my parents into insanity, remember?
Neville Longbottom
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Dear Longbottom,
Oh, right... Why do you always have to remind me of the evil things I do? I'm always called the bad guy.
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldemort,
You are the bad guy. And I don't really want to talk to you, especially about my parents. I hate you. The fact that my life is horrible is all because of you.
Neville Longbottom
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Dear Longbottom,
I am not always the bad guy! : cries : And your parents were really good at what they did, they were very powerful. That's why I had to do it...
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldemort,
: cough : Ahem. : cough :
Neville Longbottom
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Dear Longbottom,
Oh, right. Off-limits subject. Sorry.
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldemort,
Yeah... right. Alright, anyways, what did you want?
Neville Longbottom
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Dear Longbottom,
... To say hi.
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldemort,
Right. You're probably going to ask me to participate in some evil plan that will end up hurting the people I love.
Neville Longbottom
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Dear Longbottom,
Wow! You guessed perfectly. Are you a mind-reader?!
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldemort,
...No?
Neville Longbottom
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Dear Longbottom,
Oh, allright. Just wondering. Anyways, I was wondering if you could put pepper in Harry Potter's drink and then videotape the reaction for me.
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldemort,
: coughs uncontrollably from choking while laughing : AUUUGHHH! : cough cough :
Neville Longbottom
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Dear Longbottom,
Awww, did someone put pepper in your drink?
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldemort,
What? No! But really, that's what you want me to do? Put pepper in Harry's drink?
Neville Longbottom
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Dear Longbottom,
Yup.
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldemort,
Fine.
Neville Longbottom
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Two days later...
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Dear Longbottom,
OMG! That was perfect! : laughs uncontrollably and snorts : Thanks for the video!
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldemort,
: smirks : Watch out for payback.
Neville Longbottom
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Dear Longbottom,
: stops laughing : ...What?
Lord Voldemort
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