AN: I know there are a few stories that I have not updated in a bit, but I really don't have any ideas form them so just bar with me. I will update them as soon as I have an idea for them. But in the mean time enjoy the one that I do update. Let me know what you think so far.
Bella POV
They will be here in a matter of minutes I thought as I set everything up so we could do some karaoke like we do every time we get together. I think that is really the only thing that we can all agree on. I had just finished setting everything up when I heard cars on the drive way leading up to the house. In a matter of seconds everyone was in the gym and we were about to start karaoke.
It was decided that Jason would sing the first song. He sang Cum on Feel the Noize. I think that has to be one of his most favourite songs ever, but the thing is that I was the one that wrote it when I was high one night. When Jason finished singing he picked Carmen to go next. We have it set up that whoever sings gets to choose the next person to sing. You can be picked to go up several times but you only get to pick your first song the rest are chosen for you by the person that pick you to go up. We try and get everyone up on stage at least once before we start calling people up again. Plus more than one person could be up there singing and you can join in if you want to, with singing or just dancing on the stage we had setup. You also have to sing at least once.
Carmen got up on stage and started to sing My Baby Loves Me. That is one thing that I will admit it does get annoying hearing a ton of love songs since almost everyone in the family has a mate or is on good terms with them. I try not to let it bug me but how can it not bug you after years of hearing love songs and thinking that the one that you loved just used you.
I was the next one to go up and I had the perfect song in mind. This was my way of showing Edward that I'm starting to trust him again. Over these last few days Edward has been nothing but kind and understanding, so I figured I would sing a song I came up with while I was living in Forks. Edward never knew that I wrote about three songs in Forks. I jumped up on stage and started to sing Hip to my heart. This is the first time I have actually sung this song and I was the one that wrote it. Ian loves this song and sings it to Sophie all the time. The smile on Edward's face after I finished the song was huge and it looked like he would be crying tears of joy if he could. When I got closes to where Edward was sitting he pulled me into his lap and whispered thank you into my ear. I just gave him a smile and a small kiss on the cheek.
Ian was the next one to sing. He choose to sing Just lose it. Ian always chooses to sing that song, as he puts it since we all love the song then it should be sung every time we get together and he has decided it is his responsibility to make sure that happens.
Ok...
Guess who's back?
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Sophie, Pam, Tanya, Kate, Irina, and I all jumped up on the stage and started to dance.
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!...Pajama time
At this point Jason jumped up onto the stage and started to sing with Ian.
Come here little kiddies, on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", its OK!
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)
It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch my body"
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name girl?
What's your sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! (HA-HA)
Beer Goggles! blind!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!'"
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it's !
Yo you signed me up to battle!
I'm a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?) Fella's (WHAT?)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I'm callin' all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
It's so appeasin'
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body
We always have so much fun doing that song. It's so easy to dance to and it's so fun to follow the song when dancing.
Ian picks Tanya to sing next. I already knew what song she was going to do. Tanya may sleep with anything and everyone but she is also very smart and hates seeing girls act stupid just to get a guy to like them. Tanya loves to shock people when she shows off how smart she is. Everyone just thinks that all she cares about is how she looks and fashion, but that is not true ask Tanya anything and you will get an educated answer and proof to back up what he believes in. She hates seeing bright girls throwing away their dreams just to get a guy to like them. So Tanya started to sing Stupid girl. Around the end of the first verse Sophie, Pam, Irina, Kate and I joined her on stage and started to sing with her. The look on the Cullen's face while Tanya was singing was shock. I guess they really don't know Tanya that well, which is sad since the Cullen's have known Tanya longer than we have...and I think we might know more about her than they do. I'll have to talk to Edward about that later I thought.
"What" Tanya asked glaring at the Cullen's when she finished singing?
"It is just weird seeing you sing a song that describes you so well but at the same time you are insulting yourself" Edward replied. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Edward honestly thinks Tanya is stupid.
"Edward ! Tanya in not stupid at all in fact she is very smart" I shouted at him I was so pissed at him I was starting to see red. Suddenly Ian and Jason were restraining me.
"Thank you Bella for standing up for me" Tanya said. I was so pissed that I couldn't answer her, my jaw was locked due to all the venom that was in my mouth it actually started to drool out of my mouth and my mouth was shut. I may not get along with Tanya but I will stand up for her...most of the time.
"Let Bella go" Edward said "No we are not going to let her go until she has control of herself" Ian said. I was struggling with all my strength to get away from them and rip Edward's arm off. Suddenly Edward was in front of me.
"Its ok love just calm down" Edward said as he reached out to stroke my cheek. Very stupid move I thought as I whipped my head around and was able to open up my mouth enough to clamp down on his hand. Edward screamed in pain and tried to pull his hand a way but my jaw had locked again.
Suddenly I felt a huge wave of clam wash over me and my jaw unlocked and I slowly released Edward's hand. Edward had a shocked look on his face. He will probably leave me now. I bit him but it's his fault but I don't think Edward will look at it that way.
When I was finally calm Ian and Jason let me go. I dropped to the floor only to have Ian pick me up and cradle me to him as he hummed to me as I dry sobbed. I hate it when I lose control of my beast, someone always ends up hurt or something is broken.
"It's ok Bella no one is mad at you" Ian whispered into my ear.
"Bullshit Ian if I was a newborn than what happened would be fine but I'm 200 years old I should have better control but I don't" I said as I shoved myself away from Ian. I know it hurt him for me to do that to him. But I hate it when he lies to me.
"Bella no one is angry at you we are all just worried about you" Jasper said coming up to me and giving me a hug. I just glared at him. "Bella I would never lie to you" Jasper said.
"Thank you Jasper" I said.
"Your welcome" Jasper replied. "If you want I would be more than happy to help you control your beast" Jasper said as he led me as far away from Edward that he could.
"That would be great Jasper thank you" I replied.
Once everything calmed down it was Kate that went up next. Again I knew what song Kate was going to sing. Ever since she and Uncle G have gotten together there is one song that she sings all the time. Kate got on stage and started to sing Love Story. While I made sure to sit as far away from Edward as possible, since I just know that he is going to leave soon so why should I get my hopes up.
Emmett was up next, this should inserting to see what Emmett chooses to sing. We had all the binders out that had all of your songs in them so the Cullen's could take a look at the songs and decides which one they wanted to sing and know the words to the songs that we choose for them to sing. I had seen Emmett looking through one of Ian's binders. Then Emmett started to sing Beautiful.
Just one look into your eyes
One look and I'm crying
'Cause you're so beautiful
Just one kiss and I'm alive
One kiss and I'm ready to die
'Cause you're so beautiful
Just one touch and I'm on fire
One touch and I'm crying
'Cause you're so beautiful
Just one smile and I'm wild
One smile and I'm ready to die
'Cause you're so beautiful
Oh and you're so beautiful
My darling
Oh you're so beautiful
You're so beautiful
Oh my baby
You're so beautiful
And you're so beautiful
Oh my darling
Oh my baby
And you're so beautiful
Leave it to Emmett to do a love song that doesn't come off as being cheesy and to lovey dovey. Ian has a binder full of songs like the one Emmett just sung.
Uncle G was up next to sing. Uncle G jumped up on to the stage and started to sing You Save Me. I should have known that Uncle G would choose that song to sing. Since he has spent so much of his life wondering around the world it's hard for him to stay in one place for long But Kate understands and puts up with it really well.
Alice was up next, I think I have somewhat of an idea as to what she is going to sing if not then I'll make sure she sings it later. Alice just stuck her tongue out at me. I guess she saw what song I want her to sing, I just smiled and laughed. Edward tried to move closer to me but he just got a warning growl out of Jasper who was sitting next to me. Alice got up on stage and started to sing The Fame. I didn't think she would sing that song but hey it worked for her.
Esme was up next she wasn't to sure on what to sing but I saw Carmen point to a song that was in Pam's binder. Esme face lit up when she saw the song. Esme slowly walked up onto the stage and started to sing I Just Call You Mine. It was a lovely song and I could see why Esme would like it so much. When Esme got off the stage Carlisle pulled her into his arms and gave her a small kiss on the lips.
Up next was Irina. I knew it was going to be one of three songs that she was going to sing. Ever since she found out that Laurent was cheating on her with Victoria all she does is nothing but songs about cheating. We have gotten along better since both of the men we loved broke our hearts. Irina got up on stage and started to sing Giddy on Up. When Irina got off the stage I told her I had written a new song for her. She thanked me when I showed it to her. I usually tried to have one new song for Irina to sing whenever she was over.
Sophie was up next. I knew what song she would be singing...everyone but the Cullen's knew what song she was going to be singing. Sophie started to sing True Colors as soon as she got up on stage. That song is usual sung after every time Irina sings the first time. As a way of showing her that we are here for her. They used to do the same with me but I don't need that any more. But I have a feeling they will start up again when Edward leaves me again.
Carlisle was up next you could tell he didn't know what to sing but Jason and Ian helped him pick out a good song to sing to Esme. They have showed Carlisle a song in Jason's binder. Jason has a ton of love songs. Carlisle got up on the stage and started to sing Livin' on Love. I couldn't help but smile, the love between Carlisle and Esme is so beautiful. I hope someday I will be able to look at them as parents again, but it's hard to tell when that will happen if ever especially since I just bit Edward and when Edward leaves all of the Cullen's will be going with him so I will probably not see them again.
Pam was up next to sing. Oh this will be fun. You can never guess what song Pam is going to sing. One day she is singing a sappy love song and the next she is singing a rap song. Pam jumped up onto the stage and started to sing Were Not Gona Take It. Pam can be very nice just don't you dare piss her off though. I think that has to be one of Pam's favourite songs.
Rosalie was up next. I wonder what song Rosalie will sing. It's so hard to tell since I don't know her at all. I wish I knew her better but since Edward is going to be leaving soon so there is no point in getting to know her. Rosalie got up on stage and started to sing Who I Am. I was surprised that Rosalie picked that song but then again I don't know her very well at all. So I guess I can't say anything.
Eleazar was up next. I knew what song he was going to sing and I had a really big feeling that it was going to surprise the Cullen's. Eleazar's all time favourite song usually surprises people a lot for some strange reason. I think the song was made for him. Eleazar got on stage and started to sing I don't need booz to get the buzz on. I was right the look on the Cullen's faces was priceless. You would never expect Eleazar to sing a song like that but that would have to be his all time favourite song.
Jasper was up next to sing Carlisle and Emmett took Jasper's place next to me when he went up on stage. I gave Carlisle and Emmett a small smile as they sat down next to me. When Jasper jumped up onto the stage he started to sing Hillbilly Bone.
Here we go
Yeah
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Aw man you gotta watch where
you're sniffin' around here
Yeah I got a friend in New York City
He's never heard of Conway Twitty
Don't know nothin' 'bout grits and greens
Never been south of Queens
But he flew down here on a business trip
I took him honky tonkin' and that was it
He took to it like a pig to mud like a cow to cud
We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside
No matter where you from you just can't hide it
When the band starts bangin' and the fiddle saws
You can't help but hollerin', Yee Haw!
When you see them pretty little country queens
Man you gotta admit that in them genes
Ain't nothin' wrong, just gettin' on
Your hillbilly bone-ba-bone-ba-bone-bone
Ah, preach about hillbilly to 'em Blake
Ah listen to this
Nah, you ain't gotta be born out in the sticks
With a F-150 and a 30-06,
Or have a Bubba in the family tree
To get on down with me
Yea Bubba all you need is an open mind
If it fires you up you gotta let it shine
When it feels so right that it can't be wrong
Come on, come on, come on
You ain't alone, you ain't alone
We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside
No matter where you from you just can't hide it
When the band starts bangin' and the fiddle saws
You can't help but hollerin', Yee Haw!
When you see them pretty little country queens
Man you gotta admit that in them genes
Ain't nothin' wrong, just gettin' on
Your hillbilly bone-ba-bone-ba-bone-bone
Com' on ya all
We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside
No matter where you from you just can't hide it
When the band starts bangin' and the fiddle saws
You can't help but hollerin', Yee Haw!
When you see them pretty little country queens
Man you gotta admit that in them genes
Ain't nothin' wrong, just gettin' on
Your hillbilly bone-ba-bone-ba-bone-bone
Hillbilly bone-ba-bone-ba-bone-bone
Hillbilly bone-ba-bone-ba-bone-bone
Hillbilly bone-ba-bone-ba-bone-bone
Well there it is
I always wanted to sing a bone song
Ha-ha-ha-ha
I had a hard time not laughing, give it to Jasper to find the songs from Ian's country faze. For ten years Ian wrote nothing but country songs.
Finally Edward was up. I wonder what he is going to sing. I didn't want to see him sing since I knew he was going to be leaving soon I just know it. Edward got up on stage and started to sing Just the Way You Are. I was stunted I didn't know what to think or say. For him to sing that even after I bit him was amazing, but I shouldn't put anything in to it he is still going to leave I just know it.
AN: I know that was long but deal with it. Well everyone has sung one song; should they do another round of Karaoke, not everyone will sing. Or should they do something else. Let me know what you think so far.
The songs used in this chapter are:
Quiet Riot - Cum On Feel the Noize
Martina McBride - My Baby Loves Me
The Band Perry - Hip To My Heart
Eminem - Just Lose It
Stupid girl' pink
Taylor Swift - Love Story
HIM - beautiful
Kenny Chesney - You Save Me
Lady GaGa - The Fame
Martina McBride - I Just Call You Mine
Laura Bell Bundy - Giddy On Up
Cyndi Lauper - True Colors
Alan Jackson - Livin' On Love
Twisted Sister - Were Not Gona Take It
Jessica Andrews - Who I Am
I don't need booz to get the buzz on - Alan Jackson
Blake Shelton - Hillbilly Bone
Bruno Mars - Just the Way You Are
I would like to thank crycryaway, houshiwolf, carlaisabel, funny munchies, and ementtzmyteddybear for song ideas.
Let me know what you think so far.