A/N: Hermione gets her teaching job at Hogwarts and some interesting things happen.

Disclaimer: I do not own HP or "Hot for Teacher." J.K. and Van Halen do.

I'm hot for teacher

I've got it bad, so bad

I'm hot for teacher.

"Hermione, you're going to be fine!" Severus exclaimed, stepping behind her in the mirror. She was fussing over her robes; she had changed them at least four times.

"Sev, I am SO nervous! What if they hate me? What if I'm a bad teacher?" she said quickly, turning to face him.

He grinned. "If they hate you, you'll be following in the footsteps of your husband. Surely they will have heard of Professor Snape: Bat of the Dungeon," he said playfully, raising his arms under his cape and lunging at her. She giggled and shoved him good-naturedly. He turned serious suddenly. "Baby, they will not hate you. And you're going to be a fantastic professor. Professor Flitwick asked you to take over for him after he retired, didn't he?" She nodded. "See? He knew you could teach Charms better than anyone," he said, kissing her forehead. She smiled.

"Thank you, darling. I feel better now," she said, picking up her wand from the nightstand and putting it in her pocket. "How do I look?" she asked, whirling around for him. He grinned and pulled her close.

"Professor Snape, you look gorgeous. Now go, you will be late for your first class," he said, slapping her gently on the behind as she turned to go.

"Good luck to you too, Professor Snape. I love you," she said, smiling. At that, she practically ran out the door, excitement radiating from her.

"I love you too, Hermione."

Severus shook his head, smiled, and finished buttoning up the tiny buttons on his sleeves.

/\/\/\

Upstairs, Hermione stood at the front of the room, waiting for her first class. Luckily, it would be a Gryffindor class. She didn't know what she would do if it were a class full of Slytherins. However, no sooner than she thought that, she remembered she was married to Slytherin's Head of House. Wow, maybe I will get lucky and everyone will like me! She was smiling when the students entered the room. The Gryffindors had been muttering to one another, and she heard things like "Another Professor Snape?" But when they looked up at her, they looked shocked.

"Welcome to Charms, first year Gryffindors! I'm Professor Snape," All the girls in the room looked relieved, and all the boys' jaws dropped.

"No need to look so shocked," she said, a little confused. A boy in the first row with curly brown hair and glasses raised his hand. She pointed at him, giving him permission to speak. She could tell he was going to be one of the leaders of the class.

"Well, it's just that when we saw we had Professor Snape for Potions, we were… well, nervous. And then to see we had another Professor Snape for Charms…" he said, glancing at his classmates. Most of them nodded vigorously.

Hermione raised an eyebrow. "No need to be nervous, class. Professor Snape is my husband," two of the girls in the middle of the room gasped audibly, and Hermione just smiled. "And I can assure you that he means none of you any harm," she said, smiling. All of the students relaxed visibly.

"Okay, take out your wands. The first thing we're going to do is a simple levitating charm. Practice this movement," she demonstrated with her wand, "Swish and flick," she said. The students did so, most of them getting it exactly right. She corrected those that weren't.

"Now, the incantation. Wingardium Leviosa," she said, smiling at her memory of teaching Ron how to say it correctly in their first year. "Remember, it's LeviOHsa, not LeviosAH," This tip seemed to help them, most of the students made their feather float by at least the second try.

As the lesson went on, she noticed the boys in the class were looking at her admiringly. She furrowed her brow in confusion, then looked down at herself. Oh no. They surely don't hate me, do they?

No sooner than it began, the class was over. She dismissed them and thanked them for their work. She stepped into the hall, deciding to go tell Severus how her first class had gone during the fifteen minute break between classes.

As she headed down to the dungeons, she heard the curly haired boy from her class talking to his friends. She slowed up, stepping into the shadows so he wouldn't see her.

"Imagine if someone heard us saying that! 'Professor Snape is hot!' They'd think we've gone off our rocker, but they'd have to see the lady Professor Snape!" he exclaimed. His friends laughed.

A red-haired boy spoke up. "She was rather attractive, wasn't she?" he said. Before she knew it, the boys in front of her were having a full-blown conversation about all her finer points. She flushed, embarrassed over hearing them.

Since she had wasted time listening to the boys, she didn't have time to see Severus. She sighed and headed back upstairs.

/\/\/\

All day, she had the same reactions from the male students, even more so from the fourth years and up. They were looking at her a little too attentively, and she heard whispers as they left the class.

She didn't know what to make of it. At the end of the day, she couldn't wait to see Severus. She practically ran to their quarters and burst into the living room.

Severus was sitting in a chair next to the fireplace, apparently waiting for her. He stood up.

"Hermione! How was your first day as Charms professor?" he asked, wrapping her in a hug.

"It was great! They all loved me!" she said, then added under her breath, "a little too much," she muttered.

"What?" he asked, curious.

"Oh, Sev, I was coming to see you after my first class and I overheard some first year boys talking about how 'hot' I am! And the reactions just got worse the older the boys got!" she said, horrified.

But instead of getting angry, Severus just chuckled.

"Severus! It isn't funny!" she said haughtily, putting her hands on her hips.

"Of course it is! You expected them not to notice how beautiful you are?" he said tenderly, placing his hand on her cheek.

"Wha—you… beautiful?" she said, stuttering.

"Yes, beautiful. Don't act like you don't know it, my dear," he said, grinning, "and you are much nicer to look at than Professor Flitwick," he said, jabbing her in the ribs with his elbow. She had to smile at this.

"Looks like they're hot for teacher. But, that's okay, they'll never be as hot for you as I am, Professor Hermione Snape," he whispered in her ear. She grinned and pushed him backwards gently onto the kitchen table. He sat on it, pulling her body between his legs. She wrapped her arms around him and kissed his neck.

"You're so sexy," she growled, pushing him down so he was lying on his back on the table.

"Not as sexy as you," he said, pulling her on top of him.

"Teach me something, Professor," she breathed in his ear. He grinned and kissed her deeply.

But I am doing well

Teacher needs to see me after school.

tbc

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