Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Oh cease all of your Jon Snow/ Catelyn Tully fics immediately! The Oedipal complex? You all are absolutely distasteful and disgusting. Also stop portraying me as an uncaring bitch that constantly tries to abuse Jon Snow, physically and sexually.
Ned Stark is my one and only love, I'd glad some of you chose to expand on our relationship. In short, stop writing all Catelyn/ Jaime, Catelyn/ Petyr, Catelyn/ Brandon, Catelyn/ Tywin, Catelyn/ Tyrion—you get the idea—fics.
Finally, on the subject of my daughters, my sweet Sansa has requested me to place a notice here that she's more than displeased with the drastic amount of SanSan written and what's with me being the 'evil mother-in-law'?!
Catelyn Tully
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Question of the Day- Which character do you think you'd rather marry in ASOIAF? ;) (I'll need some time to consider this)