Well most people wanted Robin and Roy, one tiny problem with that...my mind is a complete blank on how to wright robin's. And Roy's, well all I know is that he's gonna get drunk SOME HOW. I know how Superboy's day is going to go! And uh Ima just do KF in this, his was easy. Roy might be next not sure yet.
Ch 14
Wally and Barry sat in the car. "Why can't we run there again?" "Because would you not find it weird if Flash and Kid Flash just ran into a store to buy some coke?"
Wally thought for a moment, "Nope I don't find it weird at all." Barry sighed, "We're still not going in our costumes!" "But it would be faster daddy!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES! YES YES YES YES!"
"DAMMIT! FINE!"
So they got into there costumes and ran towards the nearest liquor store. "Closed! What kinda of Liquor Store closes at 9 pm!" "The one that doesn't want to get robbed." mumbled Barry. "Oh, well isn't there a grocery store around here?" "Yes, but"he didn't get to finish. "Then what are you waiting for!" and KF zoomed away.
(In the grocery store)
The costumers and cashiers where all staring at them, Kid Flash ignored them and looked for coke, While Barry tried to look like he wasn't bothered by this but you could tell he wanted to get out of there. "Mommy look! It's Flash! And Kid Flash!" They all took out there cellphones and began to take pictures, and they began asking for autographs. Barry groaned and put his hands on his face. Kid Flash was running around the store looking for the soda section. "Found them! Come over here and help!" The costumers began to worry, "Is there a villain in the store!" a random Woman screamed, they all began to panic. Then the manger came out "What's going on here!" "There's a villain in the store! It wants to kill us all!" shouted a random guy. The manger began to panic as well, "Where's the villain Flash!" Flash blushed, "There is no villain!"
"NOOOOO!" they heard Kid Flash yell. They glared at Flash. "Go help him!" A old lady yelled. Flash zoomed off and found his nephew close to tears staring at the sodas. "What now!" "They, they, Don't have any Coke left!" Barry face-plamed again, "fine. now. can. we. go. home," he asked threw gritted teeth. "Are you crazy? There's always the next town over!"
Barry's eye twitched under his mask, he was annoyed, angry, and hungry, they were not about to run to the next town. "Common let's go," said Barry dragging his nephew out of the store, the costumers gave them weird looks. "Mr. Flash did you stop the bad guys?" a five-year-old girl asked. "And why are you dragging KF by the arm?" The girl's mom asked. Flash stopped, he turned his head to see that everyone in the store had there eyes on them. Kid Flash pulled his arm away. "We're on a mission little girl!" "A mission?" "Yup to find coke-a-cola!" "Ooh is that an evil villain?" she asked.
"Uh, no. You see an evil villain stole all the coke! And we need to get it back!" "I have coke in my house!" a random cashier said. "Well we need to find this specific villain because he uh also been on a killing spree!" Now all the costumer began to worry again, some got their groceries and ran out of there. "Why! Why is the mean bad guy killing people and stealing our coke!" the five year-old asked. "I don't know little girl but we will find him and make him pay!" The costumers seemed to not belive this and turned to Flash who hadn't said anything yet. "Back me up, Daddy." Kid Flash whispered to his uncle quietly.
"This is so cool! This pic. is going on Superhero ! Kid Flash calls Flash daddy!" squealed a teenage girl. Barry stared at her, and looked back at Wally, he didn't seem to care.
"I uh yeah, yeah whatever kid," Flash was messaging his temple, he was stressed out and all he wanted to do is go home. "He's not taking the coke disappearing thing good," whispered KF to the little girl, she nodded in response. "OK we're leaving now!" said Flash dragging his nephew with him. "Good luck finding the coke villain!" the manger yelled as they left.
"That was fun! Let's do it again in a different store this time!" "No way, common I want to go home." "But I didn't get any coke yet!" Kid Flash whinned. "You know what? I think I have a bottle in my SJFS! (secret junk food stash) If we go home right now you can have it!" Barry said hopefully he would fall for it. "Awesome!" and KF zoomed away. "Finally," muttered Flash, and zoomed away too.
"Hey you lier! There is no coke!" Wally accused. "Opps, thought there was some, honest! Now all the stores are closed oh well."
Wally glared at his uncle, "I WANT C-" he was cut off by his uncle "Shh, your aunt is sleeping!" "What? No she's not, I just saw her a minute ago watching tv! Now I want coke!" "We have Dr. Pepper, and Pepsi." "I don't care I want coke!" "Wallace sit." "Uh okayyy? Do I get my coke now?" "No, no, you get this," his uncle brought out a glass and poured Pepsi in it, then he put it in front of his nephew. Wally stared at it, "still not drinking it." "I'm not done yet," then his uncle went to get his laptop, he brought it back and music began to play. Then his uncle began to sing?
Wallace how come you're always such a fussy young man!
Don't want no Dr. Pepper, Don't want no Pepsi in a can Well don't you know that other kids are dieing from thirst in Japan? So drink it, just drink it
(Wally: But Pepsi tastes like Dirt mixed with water!)
(Barry: Then what does coke taste like!)
(Wally: Like caffeine mixed with sugar goodness!)
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear what kind of Soda you hate You won't get nothing to eat until you finish that cup So drink it!
(Wally: I'm not thirsty anymore!)
(Barry's eye twitched)
(Wally: Honest, I just had a glass of water at the cave)
Don't you dare tell me that you're not thirsty anymore Just drink it! drink it! drink it!
(W: puts it in his mouth, and gargles it)
(Barry: glares at him)
Your table manners are some cryin shame You're playin with your food, this ain't some sort of game!
JUST DRINK IT!
(Wally: pouts and looks away)
You better listen, better do what you're told You haven't even sipped it, you better drink it before the fizz explodes So drink it.
(W: What? Explode?)
(B: I dunno it had to rhyme, and I meant the fizz is going to escape and it's gonna loose the flavor.)
(W: oh)
"Ok, ok, fine!" Wally got the cup and slowly raised it up to his face, he shakily put the cup on his lips, he then almost gulped it down, then "PFFFT!" He spit it all out and onto his uncle. "I just remembered! You guys have orange soda! That's the best there is!" Barry was to angry to argue so he just ran off to take a shower, he couldn't deal with his nephew any more. When Barry came out he found his nephew still there, thankfully he had calmed down more, "Why are you still here?" he asked slightly annoyed. "Phoned my parents said I could stay for the night! Isn't that awesome Daddy!" Barry's jaw dropped to the floor, NOOOO!
"That's great sweetie," called his aunt from the living room. "Ok, ok, just don't pull this same drinking shit for breakfast," his uncle told him. "What shit, daddy?"
ME: sighs, finally finished! Anyways, I figured out what Robin's going to do, FGWIS potion and pranks of revenge. Reviews!:D Oh yeah I made a parody out of a parody song called 'Just eat it.'
That will be the last song(maybe) because, 1. I ran out of songs. 2. This isn t a musical story. 3. I forgot the third reason I'll get back to you on that!