A/N- Many thanks to opheliafrump for reading, reviewing,and help. ;)

Riff came to about half way through supper, as did Lillian. Magenta, Columbia and Frank were munching around in the kitchen when the pair found their way down there themselves. Previously, Magenta had spoken with Frank about testing Lillian. Frank told her he would get on it once she was awoken. Magenta wanted to know as soon as possible, about the...Outcome.

She gave Frank a glare, he stared back, and Riff Raff stood behind Magenta's chair, caressing her arm. Both Frank and Magenta knew everything was back to normal. Frank was exceptionally mad, but he had a plan cooking. An evil plan, and he was about to unleash it's beginnings on them all. After eating, Frank lead the 4 into the lab. He told Riff Raff, Magenta, and Lillian to sit up on his lab table.

"Open." he instructed.

Simultaneously, their mouths popped open. He swabbed them. "Now wait." He stuck he swabs in an odd machine. He waited about 20 minutes, and it was ready with results. Although he thought he already knew them, Frank knew this would be interesting.

"Well, congratulations, Riff Raff." he said with a grin. Riff's face lost its smile, and grew deathly pale.

"Why?"

"Why? Well, Lillian is pregnant," said Frank.

Everyone's eyes widened and Lillian's jaw dropped.

Magenta glared at Riff Raff. "How could you do this? You knew about what would happen. She's an earthling!"

"Yes, I very well couldn't help myself under potion, now could I?"

"And so...so is Magenta?" he looked at the results again. Frank stood before them. 'Well, this just makes my plans that much better.'

Everyone's eyes widened even more. Magenta knew, but none of them did.

Columbia grabbed Magenta's hand and started jumping on the floor, "Oh Maggie! I am so happy for you! I am going to be a god mother." She had completely forgotten what had happened between Lilian and Riff Raff.

"You are pregnant? You never told me," Riff Raff asked.

"I never got the chance," Magenta practically yelled at Riff Raff, "I don't know, but you had better do somthing about Lilian. And who knows how long you've got until she has the kid. I don't know the earthling time."

"9 months." said Lillian.

"Yes," interupted Riff Raff. "but Transylvanian is shorter, 2 months. Which means..." He did a bit of mental math. "4.65...which would come to...3 and a half months." Magenta hopped off the bench.

"Just great." she ran off to her room, Riff Raff got up to run after her, but Columbia said "I'll go."

Columbia left, and Lillian began to well up. she slowly walked out of the room. but she didn't follow the others. she just sulked away. Riff Raff's face dropped into his hands. "What will I do?"

Frank ran a fat finger down Riff's back. "I can fix this." Riff looked up. "You can?"

"No!" he laughed and left Riff Raff alone in the lab. He sat on the table, and tried to think of a way to get himself out of this rut. He loved Magenta, and Magenta alone. It was Frank that made him sleep with Lillian. He gave Riff that 'potion'.

A/N Don't Ice Pick me! I have a few surprises in store. Let's just say...Frank is an evil liar.