My Fake Boyfriend and His Obnoxious Mother

Summary: She didn't mean to be his girlfriend, even if it was fake. Technically, she wasn't even supposed to be Fang's girlfriend. That is, until Fang's obnoxious mother gets a hold of a picture of the two kissing, when he was trying to get Lissa off his back. Until she decides to come visit. How long will they have to hold up the act? What if it's no longer fake? And what happens when his mom finds out? FAX.

"So I sneak out to the garden to see you. We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew, so close your eyes, escape this town for a little while. 'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter, and my daddy said stay away from Juliet. But you were everything to me; I was begging you please don't go and I said,
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone. I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run. You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess; it's a love story, baby just say yes. Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel. This love is difficult, but it's real. Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess."

~Love Story, Taylor Swift

Chapter 14

Fang didn't know why they fought so much –he and Max. He thought that they were the best of friends, always compatible and always there for each other.

Of course, he'd done a lot of thinking and came to two conclusions: the fake-relationship was putting a lot of pressure on her, and she may be might be on her period. He would never know, and certainly would never ask; he valued his life very much.

Well, other than that thought, Fang had always like that of her, that hot-headed, worrisome attitude of hers.

Of course, it got out of hand sometimes, but what can you do?

And Max to accept to take up the job in the first place was hard, but Fang was really happy she was there for him.

He wanted to be there for her too, but she didn't seem to be having as much problems as she is.

But, the more he thought about her, the more he felt…attracted to her.

They hadn't kissed in a while, and it was a longing that Fang hadn't felt in a while.

Fang had gotten jealous at the party because she was hanging around another boy, when she and Fang should have been together.

Now… he is starting to think he likes more than a fake-boyfriend should like a fake-girlfriend…

They'd stuck through everything together in college, they live in the same apartment, and they were acting as boyfriend and girlfriend.

Maybe Fang had liked her since the beginning.

Max woke up in soft, comfortable sheets.

I didn't think the sofa was this comfortable, she thought as she forced her crusty eyelids open.

Her eyes widened.

Sure enough, she was on the bed.

"Great," she mumbled, ripping the sheets off of her. Who brought me here? Ari?

Rolling her eyes, she stomped out of the bedroom like a little girl.

Everybody was already up and about, and Max turned to check the time.

It was noon.

"About time!" Iggy yelled to her across the kitchen as she made her way into the living room.

Max yawned and stretched, twisting her back to pop it. "I'm sore for some reason," she grumbled to herself. Then, to Iggy, she yelled out, "Shut up, Igs!"

Out of the corner of her eye, she saw him smile and roll his blue eyes. She plopped down on the couch, next to Nudge, Ella and Angel, who were flipping through TV channels.

"Good morning," Angel said, smiling up at her.

Max ruffled her blonde hair and smiled back. "Good morning, Angel."

Nudge sat on the other side of Max, so she whispered, "Do you know who brought me back to the bed? Was it Ari?"

Nudge shook her head, her bouncy, curly hair getting in Max's face. "Nope," she whispered back. "It was Fang. Ari showed up drunker out of all of us."

Max's jaw was about to drop open, but instead, she kept her mouth clamped shut. "Where is he?"

"Who, Ari?" Nudge asked slyly. "Well, I think he stepped out for a while – "

Max facepalmed. "No, Nudge. Fang."

"Oh! Um…I think he's having a talk with his mom?"

Max sighed and sank into the sofa even further. "Great," she muttered under her breath. She did not want to go and deal with the beast. But she figured that he was getting ragged on, so she got up from the couch and stood quietly outsideof Madison's room.

"…You sure?...at home…staying?...rest of summer…"

Max was just about to pound the door down and convince Madison to leave.

She couldn't handle it anymore.

Right then, Fang opened the door. He caught Max's eye and shooed her away before Madison could see her.

Max leapt into her room (that she still shared with Fang) and crashed onto the bed, having trouble catching her breath in the excitement and the hurry.

Then she heard the door creak open, and with her face still being buried in the sheets, she couldn't tell who it was.

"Were you eavesdropping?" she heard a husky voice, belonging to Fang, say.

Max rolled over and shot up. "Um…no?"

"Uh huh," he said sarcastically, stiffly sitting down next to her on the bed.

Max looked at him. "Listen…thanks."

"For what?" he mumbled, looking down on the ground.

Max looked away uneasily. "Um, y'know. Sofa. Bed. Stuff," she mumbled incoherently.

Fang chuckled, then said, "So were you really eavesdropping?"

"Well, I had originally come to save you from the demon," she looked at Fang, "but then you had already come out."

Fang rolled his dark eyes. "Yeah."

"So what's happening now?"

She was secretly hoping that he'd say that his mother was leaving finally, and that they wouldn't have to keep this act up for very much longer.

"She's…staying. For a long while."

Max growled. Her eyebrows scrunched together, her brown eyes darkening, flaming with fury. "WHAT?!" she exploded, jumping up from the bed.

Fang calmly stood up.

Next to Max, he was about a head taller than her. He gripped her shoulders tightly and murmured, "I just need you to do this just for a while longer."

"WHAT?" Max repeated, now further enraged at Fang's calmness.

Fang's mouth lifted up at angle, almost as if he didn't want to smile at her. But he did, and pleaded to her. "Please, Max?"

"No!" she yelled, absolutely sure that everyone could hear her.

"Please," Fang said desperately. It wasn't like him to do this, and Max eventually had to give in.

Or so he thought.

"No, Fang," she said sternly, as if she was chastising him. She turned around and looked away from him.

He sat back down on the bed. "Why not?

She whipped around and screamed, "Because I can't handle it anymore!" Her hair flew in every direction, and she looked, to say the least, crazy. "Why do you want me to do this for you?!"

"Because I thought you were my friend," he shot back, raising his voice and standing back up.

"Friends go only to an extent," she replied coldly, crossing her arms over her chest. "I can't handle this anymore," she said shakily. "I just can't do it."

"Well I can't just go hire someone else now," he muttered.

Max stood opposite to him in cold silence until he said, "Please just do this for me. I don't know anyone better suited for the role."

"Why me?" she asked. "When there are about a million girls willing to fall at your feet, why choose me?!"

Fang swiftly moved closer to her, capturing Max's lips in a hard, forceful frenzy. He gripped the sides of her head and moved in further. Hesitantly, Max gave into him, her once tense body going limp as she wrapped her arms around his neck. They moved together, desperate and needy for one another.

Fang pulled apart from her forcefully, ripping his face away from hers, panting and out of breath.

"Damn it, because I love you."

A/N:

Yellow!

Um, hi. I hope you guys liked it. FAX is arriving. ETA: in the next couple of chapters.

So, these next three chapters are like all going to be parts, I guess. So group them together when you're thinking about it. (a.k.a: Chapter 14- Part 1; Chapter 15- Part Two, Chapter 16- Part Three). I consider them as parts because they are the steps for FAX to happen. So PLEASE group them together….consider them as parts.

Oh! And pay attention to the lyrics too in these three chapters…I think they're pretty important, I guess.

Now…Fluffs!

B/N: Hai...Bai :3

So please review, and tell me what you think! I really appreciate all the reviews!

And, if you can think of anything that I can improve on, please let me know!

Thank you guys so much!

~Bubbles