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Episode 14
(Beach)
Subzero: Who the hell are you people?
People: REPENT!
Subzero: What?
People: REPENT. And thall shall be saved!
Subzero: Oh crap!
(Tents)
Subzero: Guys you gotta help me!
Ashrah: Why?
Subzero: Let's just say....I've done somethings that might have gotten catholics mad!
Scorpion: How?
Subzero: Well...me and Sareena did somethings... THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
Scorpion: But why would we fight catholics?
Subzero: Well one...cause that's your challenge. And two cause technically your all wanted for murder!
Reptile: Oh.....
(Beach)
Man: Are you ready to repent?
Subzero: No.. No I am not!
Man: You don't want to repent? (Wings sprout from his body)
Sonya: Uh oh.
Man: (Pulls out blades that are on fire)
Shang Tsung: Holy s--t run away!
Subzero: No your not!
Shang Tsung: Crap.... FIGHT! (Slaps a girl) I'm so sorry!
Girl: RAR! (Chases him)
Man #2: You had plastic surgery!
Sonya: So?
Man #2: (Pulls out chainsaw)
Sonya: Oh......
Man #3: You eat to much!
Reptile: No I don't!
Man 3: (Pulls out lipo suction equipment!)
Reptile: THAT'S IT! (Pulls out lighter and hairspray) BURN BABY! (Sets him on fire)
Angel: You killed him!
Girl 2: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID?
Girl 1: DIE!
Shang Tsung: Oh God help!
(Lightning strikes the ground)
?: GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!
Taven: What's going on?
Girl 5: JESUS!
Jesus: NOBODY MESSES WITH JESUS!
?: Except us!
(Organization XIII appears)
Demyx: Don't worry guys we'll help you! Jesus? JESUS WORSHIP!
Luxord: F--k!
Angel: ATTACK!
(Clash)
(Commercial)
Guy: Hi Billy Rays here to introduce the new Blood cleaner from Halfway! For those pesky bloodstains from fatalities. Squeeze a drop, rub it on you hands and you good to go! And it really works!
Baraka: Yeah I just impaled a guy with my blades and look the bloods gone in an instant!
Kira: I just ripped someones torso off and blood got on my hands and now it's gone!
Rain: I just delivered a pizza and that's it!
Sektor: Finally our metallic structures can stay neat and clean thanks to Blood Cleaner!
Billy: Would you pay ten dollars for hand sanitizer and tissues. We'll give you Blood Cleaner for $9.95. But wait! Order now and we'll throw in a second one free! And as a special bonus we'll throw in a MK: Deadly alliance fatality list! And a portable rub on stick! Get those bloodstains off your clothes!
Bo Rai Cho: Well I'm still fat. But this really works.
(Hospital)
Shujinko: (Muffled from life support) Well the doctor's won't be able to save my life. But they'll be able to clean the sheets!
(Flatline)
Billy: Order today!
Man: Call 222-222-22131313124 now!
(Show)
Axel: What a battle!
Xemnes: Here's some Blood Cleaner!
Xigbar: Thanks.
Luxord: I need that now!
Jesus: I'll be back! 12/12/12!
Demyx: Bye Jesus!
Jesus: BYE! (Waves and ascends)
(Council)
Subzero: Well it's clear Reptile gets invincibility cause he's the only one who killed one of them! Now vote!
Sonya: Sorry!(Votes)
Ashrah: Yeah sorry!(Votes)
Scorpion: Oh that's what Lmfao means! (Votes)
Subzero: The votes are, Sonya, Shang Tsung, Sonya, Shang Tsung, Shang Tsung, Shang Tsung. Shang Tsung your out!
Shang Tsung: See you guys.
Everyone: Bye!
Shinnok: Here I come back from the dead!
Shang Tsung: Can I?
Subzero: I think we all can!
Everyone: (Pull out Smg's and fire)
Shinnok: (Dies)
End of episode 14
Next Time on MKS:AI
Scorpion: Don't you die on me!
Please review I wanna see if I'm doing good!
Also: I don't hate catholics. So don't think this was an attack on them! I believe everyone has a right to their own religion!