A/N well theres a first, a few of my files that i was working on all at the same time...was suddenly unable to open as a word document, so then i tried to repair it...but it didn't go as well as i hoped, so it took me a while to put the words and grammar back together but after much frustration :D! ...*twitch*...i thought i'd upload what i have so far just so in the next chapter your greeted with *monsters* :S (hence why its so short from what i usually write up)

also this was something i mixed together as an idea from Davyscones (halloween) and Nightfury97 (sugar rushes) so thanking you guys ;)

Halloween

Why? Why!? Why him!? This was a trick he knew it, some sick trick for him to suffer through his processor, why couldn't they take up girl scouts or ballet? He could deal with that instead of being in constant contact with gummy bears, milk duds, lollipops, jawbreakers, Hershey's kisses, Twizzlers, and...C-andy apples, the cruel joke of bathing a healthy fruit that grew from the Earth itself in a river of pure sugar made him shudder at the acidic burn it would make in humans teeth.

But yes it was all too real, Ratchet had taken the girls out...trick-or-treating, though he was naive in volunteering, he wanted to learn on hand the concepts of this holiday they would celebrate, and he had picked up on a few points to it, like celebrating the dead who would return to the world of the living on that night and many would pray for their loved ones that passed away a nice gesture, other explanation he got were that of pumpkins being carved somewhat threatening to scare of the evil spirits or another origin is that of a man name Jack, who had a pumpkin for a head, "all these ridiculous theories! Humans need to get there facts straight so they know for sure what they are celebrating! what was i thinking?! oh i know exactly what i was thinking...Halloween? that sounds intriguing...to the pit with curiosity!" he cursed in his head.

But the whole function of treat-or-treating was the worst part for him, they would knock on the door they would utter the words "trick or treat?" and they would normally be presented with a hand full of sugary items each, but why ask the question treat or treat? If it's a set router? What's the trick? Is it the illusion of magic?

"No Ratchet, the trick bit is...well sometimes the douche bag in the house might...if he or she's a jerk will trick us instead, but...no forget it! the basic rule is if ya'll ain't got no candy we're gonna TP your house." Eve explained.

"TP?" Ratchet said in his holoform for this night and he didn't bother setting the program to an appropriate Halloween costume but Rochelle said that in his white coat he could pass as an evil scientist.

"yeah, TP." Eve winked revealing a full pack of toilet paper.

"What are you..." he started before putting two and two together, "Eve! You can't just throw toilet paper over people's homes! i mean y-you, i-ts function is...ah! your race disgusts me to no end!" He yelled holding his holoform head.

"Hey who are you to judge our traditions? ...or the duty of our Ass?" Eve then said as she put on a slight husky sounding voice, imitating that of Batman, her chosen costume, though it sounded more like Batman on helium.

"Do you have a throat infection?" Ratchet asked raising an eyebrow but at the same time not giving a damn at that moment.

"The force is...slightly disappointing with this one." Ellen said in her Darth Vader costume, or as some have mentioned 'a mini Sith lord'.

Rochelle shook her head at the both of them she felt she was the only normal one as she had chosen a fairy costume, it was cute and dainty...she didn't like it but she had a strategy and just wanted to lure adults to give her more treats then the others. "why is it ye guys hae tae dress up ridiculoosly?" She said smugly folding her arms .

"Batman is awesome, he is the Dark Knight and seeing how it's pretty dark and its Halloween i can attack allot of people tonight, and what the hell are you supposed to be? It's pretty bright and pink...your a magnet for paedophiles." Eve retaliated with an evil grin.

Rochelle looked at her costume then slightly panicked as she threw herself at the legs of Ratchets holoform, "Ratchit! eve's scarin' me!" she said clinging to him.

Ratchet sighed as he picked her up, "Eve don't tease her." He lazily scolded drooping his head.

Rochelle clung to his neck as she stuck her tongue out at Eve, "okay Rochelle, you can let go now." He said as he unstuck the frightened child and placed her back on the ground. "Right let's get this night over with." he said as Rochelle took a harsh grab for his hand, Ellen clung to his leg and Eve grabbed hold of his coat and dragged him forward, "i am slightly tempted to 'trick' the residence by leaving these monsters with them!"

Ratchet (now as his true form) looked fatigued as he lent against the wall of base summoning his last ounce of strength, the girls ran around his legs about ten times before changing route laughing manically, falling over, standing up and repeating the process. They clutched there sugary prices as they headed for a corner flopped onto the ground and shoveled food into there mouths desperately.

"What, the, pit?" Ironhide said screwing his face up as everything happened as a blur.

"what happened?" Ratchet started lightly, he then started laughing as it became uncontrollable and, slightly disturbing, "Well Ironhide it started out well, the kids knocking on a few doors they got a little treat from each resident and were generally pleased with the outcome..." he started as he placed a...friendly arm around Ironhide who flinched slightly at the gesture, Ratchet then started laughing lightly again as his grip on Ironhides shoulder tightened, "but when there buckets became full, they were all tempted to sample there disgusting treats, and as the night progressed the more candy they ate and the more...energetic they had become by the end of the night six houses were covered with toilet paper and Eve attacked someones canine of small breed origin, while Rochelle attempted to fly from someones drain pipe, and finally Ellen ran down the street with nothing but her Darth Vader helmet on. And seeing how i was unprepared for the situation i had quite a lecturing from over twenty parents and was nearly threatened with law enforcements. Does this class as an explanation Ironhide?!" he practically screamed into Ironhides audio receptors.

"Why did you let them get away from you!" he retaliated after smacking the side of his head to try and stop the echoing of Ratchet voice ringing through his head.

"I beg your pardon?!" Ratchet snapped back, "They suddenly and all together just spread out in different directions and for some reason were very quick then usual if you think its so easy Ironhide then you can take them out next time on your own!" he said as both were in a brawling mood.

Optimus then put himself between the frustrated mechs, "That is enough, we can discuss this later right now we need to focus on the children's change in status." He said as he looked over to the girls who twitched slightly as if protecting their prey from other predators. his optics widened slightly to how dramatically different they had become...but that wasn't the only reason, "Ratchet?" he then said slightly awkwardly but attempting to hide that tone, "When you finally took control, you left Ellen without cloths?" he said trying to make that sound like a serious statement.

"i was lucky enough to get her as it is, just be grateful that's all she is." He said.

"she might get a chill...right?" Ironhide said approaching the girls. "got any...cloth on you Ratch?" he shrugged as he came dangerously close to the girls, he then attempted to kneel down to them in a confident state. As he attempted to make contact the girls suddenly held there candy protectively, and hissed at him, Ironhide stumbled back slightly almost falling, "Primus have mercy!" He exclaimed with a dumbfounded expression before lightly stepping behind Optimus and giving him a forceful whack on the back making his jolt forward, "this situation calls for diplomacy." He argued mimicking his type of speech.

Optimus was tempted to return the gesture but the situation was growing in concern. he lightly and slowly approached the kids himself as he put out his hands as a sign of 'i come in peace' "Girls?" he said warily, the three girls themselves shot their heads up like a group of meerkats, there posture and behaviour was aggressive, there bodies trembled, there legs shook and overall didn't look like they could stay still for long, they looked almost animal like as they looked upon the bots as strangers.

A/N no worries i hope to unravel the rest of the document and upload the rest i just thought i'd leave it there like a thriller/horror :p so as i mentioned before about an idea for sugar rushes (compliments to Nightfury97) you can guess whats coming next :S