A/N: Back again guys! This chapter I'm doing things a little bit differently ;) (don't get excited, that pretty much just means I'm writing it more from Lily's POV than James's.) Shout out goes to JinxWing for being the 50th reviewer! And thanks to everyone else for getting me here!

Disclaimer: I am not JKR, therefore, I do not own HP.

Sleepovers are always fun! Right? Well, currently Lily Evans and her friends are attempting an all-nighter in their dorms after an… exciting day. Shh! Lets listen it!

"Not even!"

"Even."

"You have got to be kidding me?"

"I don't get why you're so surprised."

"Ugh, I am so tired."

"Stop complaining Mel, and listen to Lily's story!"

"It's not really a story."

"Oh puh-lease, the entire school was talking about it."

"I wouldn't go that far."

"OK, so maybe just a few people, but still."

"I don't care, it's 3AM. I need sleep."

"Or caffeine."

"Too bad."

"Ughhhh!"

"Go on Lily!"

"There isn't really anything to tell. I mean, nothing out of the ordinary."

"Sure. That's not what I heard."

"Well, James asked me out again,"

"Again?"

"He does it every day, it's nothing new."

"You should stop hurting him Lils."

"Why should I?"

"Because he's so sweet!"

"Not really."

"But he always tells you you're beautiful."

"I am beautiful."

"Yeah, and he loves you for you!"

"Or my beauty."

"And he takes the time to figure out when your birthday is, so that he can always get you something."

"I think that's a bit stalker-ish."

"And he brings you flowers sometimes!"

"That was once, and I was allergic to them."

"That's not the point!"

"He's a jerk."

"Not to you."

"But he's a jerk to other people, and, well, I don't know. I just don't want to date someone who could be so mean to Sev."

"He's a creep."

"Exactly! James is totally a creep. That's what I've been telling you."

"Not James, Snape."

"He's nice!"

"No, he's not."

"Ughh! I'm tired!"

"He's too dark. I don't blame James for hating him."

"He's always been nice to me."

"So has James."

"Yeah Lils, Mel has a point. Besides, he wasn't so nice when he called you a mudblood, was he?"

"Well, yeah."

"And you guys haven't spoken since, right?"

"Well, yeah."

"And you told him you never wanted to see him again, correct?"

"Yes, but this isn't about him!"

"Your right, this is about James, and why you should go out with him."

"Mel, I'm tired. Sooo tired! Can Lily just go on with her story?"

"Sure. So anyways James asked me out again, and I got mad."

"Naturally."

"I don't appreciate the sarcasm."

"Sure."

"So anyways, I got mad."

"Like always."

"Yes, like always. And I told him to shut up."

"And?"

"And he wouldn't shut up."

"So?"

"So I put a dangerous hex on him."

"Oh my gosh! Lily! What happened? Oh my gosh."

"Sorry! I know it was a mistake, okay guys? I saw it in Sev's potion book, so, well, I don't know. I just really wanted him to shut up."

"But you shouldn't hex people to do it!"

"I know! So apparently it was some dark spell,"

"Told you Snape's a creep."

"So anyways, now I have detention every night for like, a week."

"Lilyyyy! And you didn't think this was important to tell us, why?"

"Because I knew you'd react like this."

"Well this is a lot better than the version I heard."

"What did you hear?"

"I heard you gave him the killing curse, than ran off with Peter Pettigrew to live on a llama farm."

"Umm, who told you that?"

"Sirius."

"Of course."

"I knew it couldn't have been true though, because I could see you, so obviously you hadn't run off to a llama farm."

"And definitely not with Peter."

"I hear he picks his nose."

"That's gross."

"Definitely."

"So is James OK?"

"No."

"No?"

"I mean, he's going to live. I didn't, like, kill him or anything."

"Oh good."

"Yet."

"Lily!"

"Kidding, kidding… kind of. But anyways, he's just a bit sliced up."

"You are terrible."

"I know."

"Wanna go to sleep now."

"YES!"

"Okay, night."

"Night."

"Oh no!"

"What is it now Lil?"

"I just realized that now that he's in the infirmary, he won't be able to buy me any more chocolates! That stuff is good."

"Lilyyyyy!"

"Sorry."

A/N: So yeah, probably not my best chapter, but you guys should review it anyways. ;)

Thanks! Love love love love love you guys.

-Awesomegirl13

Notice: And I just realized I don't know if you know this or not, but most of my edits are pretty much sarcastic. Me showing my annoyance with Fanfiction by making the stupidest descriptions every. I was kind of making fun of… never mind. Just imagine the "Lets Listen In!" as a peppy person going overboard while talking to people like they're three. Haha. Sorrryyyyy.