Prompt: Rise | Title: Team Building Exercises - 235 words
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Sakura twitched her nose, but didn't open her eyes. "Go 'way."
Naruto snickered.
"That is unadvised, dickless."
Naruto glared at Sai, but when Sakura's nose twitched again the Up To No Good grin curled his lips. He wiggled the feather under her nose once more.
"He was trying to spare you pain, Naruto," Kakashi said from the other side of the fire where he was lazing against a tree, orange book in hand.
"Sai's dumb." He wiggled his feather and snickered when Sakura batted sleepily at him.
"Actually, I have above average intelligence," Sai pointed out.
"I'm above average," Naruto replied, gleeful when Sakura's nose crinkled. "BOOM."
And that was when pale lashes fluttered open and took in the scene - less so the part where Sai was looking on with what might be mild interest, and more so on Naruto who was leaning over her, a feather in hand and blue eyes wide.
"Rise and shine, Sakura-chan?"
It happened very fast. Naruto's eye was sure to color into a nice shiner just as fast.
"Boom," Sakura said, voice gravelly, before falling back to her bedroll, turning over and pulling the blanket over her head.
"I did inform you it was unadvised," Sai told the whimpering blond.
"He did tell you," Kakashi pointed out helpfully.
Naruto just sniffled.