What if Hitsugaya was secretly evil?


"Caaapppttttaaaaiiiinnnnn!!" called Matsumoto, prancing into the office, "I delivered the papers like you asked!"

"Then why are you bothering me?" asked the young Captain coldly, "I'm busy."

"Aww, is the Captain grumpy?" asked Matsumoto mockingly.

"If you're done then go away," was the response she got.

"Fine..." replied his lieutenant, faking depression as she sulked out of the room.

However, after she left...

'Hehehe. Those fools will never know what hit them,' thought Hitsugaya mischievously, pulling out his blueprints.

He was just about to continue his planning when suddenly...

"OH! CAPTAIN!!" cried Matsumoto as she burst back into the room, "Captain Ukitaki told me to tell you that the Captain Meeting has been moved to noon instead of four!"

"Fine, whatever!" responded the Captain, barely hiding his plans in time, "NOW LEAVE!"

Again Matsumoto sulked away and for the second time Toushiro pulled out his plans.

'Curses!' he thought angrily, 'Now I have even less time to complete my plan and I swear if Rangiku comes in here one more time I'm going to turn her into an ice sculpture!!'

And so he swiftly worked out his plot, with Matsumoto being lucky enough not to find another reason to return, and then set off to set it up the preparations before his annoying meeting. He had developed his idea well and so, especially as a child prodigy, he easily completed the project in time. Satisfied with his day's work he turned and quickly flash stepped his way to the meeting.

'Muawahahahahaha' he laughed evilly on the inside, 'By this time tomorrow everyone in the Seireitei will nothing but cold water! Hahaha, no more hot showers or steaming baths!! Everything will be cold! Cold, cold, cold!!'

And so the entire Soul Society suffered from the dark wrath of Toushiro Hitsugaya... at least until they fixed the hot water heater.


A(s)/N: I don't own Bleach or any of it's completely amazing characters... but can't I at least be in denial??

I don't know why but I thought I'd be funny if Toushiro was actually evil on the inside, but in a cute little kid mischief kind of way. Lol, I dunno but I guess this one is a little random. So thanks for reading and REVIEW!!

P.S. I'm going to be working at a camp for five weeks so I'm only going to be home on Saturdays... Sadly, that means that I won't be very likely to update more than once a week if at all in July. I'm so, so, so sorry!! But you'll forgive me right?