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What is your name and age?
I am Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. And as for my age, I'm as old as my tongue, and a little bit older than my teeth.
Describe yourself.
I'm a talented wizard, and have learned secrets I hope no one else shall ever learn. I also completely love seeing children happy. It is why I became a teacher in the first place.
Where are you?
In my office.
What are your likes?
Children, and seeing them happy, as I have already written.
What are your dislikes?
Dark magic, and those who use the dark arts freely.
What are you thinking about right now?
Well, it's December 23rd, and I'm a bit anxious about tomorrow night, as I am every year. No big worries, though.
What's your favorite saying?
Good things arrive to those who wait. I am, of course, referring to all the good little boys and girls of the world who are currently very anxious and excited for Christmas.
Whose opinions and feelings matter most to you?
The children of the world, I suppose. After what happened to my sister, Arianna, I have felt quite guilty, and I suppose this Christmas ritual makes me feel much better about myself. I'm sure Arianna would have appreciated it.
How giving do you think you are?
Well, I'd hate to brag, and I'd love to stay modest, but, with what I do every year, I would consider myself very giving.
Would you rather suffer a very great deal of emotional, physical, and financial pain, or watch children all over the world suffer?
I must go with suffering myself.
What if the ministry decided that muggleborn children couldn't learn magic?
I'd give the ministry a piece of my mind! And, even if it was illegal, I would go and teach those children anyway, even if behind their backs.
What do you spend most of the day doing?
Well, not very much, as I'm the Headmaster, who just sits in his office all day, until a student has to see me. And, quite honestly, students are respectful enough not to be sent up. Harry Potter comes up the most, but mostly for our meetings. So, I have all this time, which has led to…other hobbies.
What is your wish for humanity?
That we could forget all differences, and let children grow up in peaceful environments.
Have you ever visited many homes all in one night?
Yes, in fact, I do it every year.
Santa Claus or Kris Kringle?
Either, really. I don't care. I can also go by Father Christmas, Saint Nick, and a variety of other names. I'll admit it, I'm Santa Claus. I have a sleigh, with thestrals pulling it and all. Magic is great for sliding down chimneys, and other entrances. And I may not regularly be fat, but adding fake fat helps protect my identity. And as for the toys, the house elves help me make them during the day. That's why there're so many. And a few first years help too.
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AN: What do you think? I personally love the idea of Dumbledore as Santa. Don't you? Review!