Foxy: Remember my "Do Not Mess with Foxy" chapter? Well it's Rokoshay's turn now!
Rokoshay: YA! Don't mess with Rokoshay fellas!
Foxy: And Prowl is here to take Rokoshay to the brig because of those paybacks.
Rokoshay: SH T! *runs away*
Prowl: Come Back HERE! *Gives chase*
DISCLAIMER: Foxyvixenbb DOES NOT own Transformers or Rokoshay or the sarcastic quotes used in this chapter. Only herself!
Autobot Bad Ideas
Chapter 13: DON'T MESS WITH ROKOSHAY!
Mess with Rokoshay and anger her...*make the sign of the cross* Via Con Dios!
1. Tires stolen and Com. Link blocked
Leaving the poor victim unable to transform and/or call for Skyfire to pick them up.
Thus the need to go the the police station (because most humans would LOVE to have a way to communicate with the Autobots and brag about it)
or WALK ALL THE WAY BACK to the Ark.
Victims:
Jazz (Playback for the air horn prank)
Lambo Twins (Joked about her "feminine charms")
Ironhide (for being an aft)
2. Bodywork
She can and will spike your energon, and you will wake up as a walking piece of feminine bodywork.
Victims:
Mirage (pink with white lace design)
Hound (Bubbles blowing out of his exhaust with dolphins design)
Cliffjumper (flaming bunnies.. nough said.)
Rodimus (Glitter, Bejeweled, and Pink... very Pink)
3. Include Foxy in her paybacks.
Rokoshay with the power of mind controlling Hypnosis?
Remember Sailor Prime?
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE SOOOOOOO MUCH NOPE.
4. Sarcastic Rokoshay
When Rokoshay is pissed off really bad, she becomes sarcastic and will Literally INSULT the one who pissed her off at a Level of 9000!
Victims:
Tracks = "Of course, women don't work as hard as men. They get it right the first time."
Prowl = "I getting a dose of Deja Poo... the feeling that I heard this crap before."
Sideswipe = " Sweetie, I'm going to need you to put those few remaining brain cells together and work with me, okay?"
Sunstreaker = "Well aren't you a ray of pitch black!"
Sky Lynx= "I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse."
Foxy: WOW... Rokoshay is quite creative when it comes to revenge!
Rokoshay: *Running away at full speed* YOU"LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER!
Prowl: WANNA BET?! *transforms and chases her in car form*
Rokoshay: DOUBLE SH T! *Runs Faster*