Team Obnoxious: Jojora, Flurrie, Ms. Mowz, Starlow, Luvbi, Goombario, Fly Guy, Blooper
Team Idiot: Dixie, Birdo, Watt, Lakilulu, Sushie, Boshi, Petey, Kooper
"Welcome back to Mario Party Deluxe, the show where...I can't think of anything interesting to say for the intro! Yikes! Let's just get down to matters, shall we? You guys voted for one person on both teams so now, for the first time ever, the double elimination is going to begin..." Mario said in suspense.
"Oh boy! This sounds very exciting!" Watt cheered.
"You better be the one going home! You have been just barely dodging elimination far too many times now!" Petey growled in Boshi's face.
"EWWWWWWWWW! Your breath stinks! Ever heard of brushing and flossing or is the concept of a toothbrush and floss too foreign for you?" The blue dino barked back.
"Okay let's break it up you two before someone else gets sent to the hospital...PERMANENTLY!" Ms. Mowz intervened.
"Did you guys know that my great great great great great great great great great great great great uncle Kaboran invented hospitals? Yeah, before then, people tried to treat themselves but they failed 99% of the time, resulting in much death and disabilities and whatnot," Fly Guy obviously lied.
"Can we get to the results now? I'm tired of waiting in suspense and I'm sure so are the audience!" Jojora yelled.
"Which audience? The one right in front of us or the ones reading this fic?" Goombario asked.
"OKAY JUST STOP! We're gonna start with Team Idiot on the results from the voting, okay? The people that got zero votes were only Dixie and Birdo!" Luigi revealed.
"Oh yeah! We totally got this game in the bag," Dixie laughed and high-fived Birdo.
"Pah! As if! You really think the viewers are going to like some middle class losers who so desperately try to be relevant in the series?" Luvbi scoffed.
"Wait, who are you again? You're the girl that played some bit part in one of those Paper Mario games, right? Girl probably had to bribe the producers in order to get on the show!" Birdo angrily retorted.
"Actually, she kinda did..." Mario whispered.
"Did you say something, Mario?" Starlow asked.
"N-no! Nothing! Um, yeah, continuing on! The people that received only one vote are Petey, Kooper, and Lakilulu," Mario said.
"YES! I have officially survived the double elimination! Sorry people, but you're gonna have to deal with me for a little bit longer!" Lakilulu laughed in cockiness.
"And let's all hope that it lasts till the next episode!" Sushie spoke.
"I'm currently imagining myself putting Lakilulu into a pit of cockroaches. I'm also imagining myself laughing and recording the whole thing," Mario spoke with a smirk while Lakilulu made a loud gulp.
"HA! I'm not voted off! You better keep your distance away from me, buddy, or else I'll make sure your beating is worse than the one you gave to Wiggler!" Petey threatened to Boshi, who was actually a bit freaked out by him now.
"Oh...I got one vote again? Oh well, that's nothing to really be worried about," Kooper boringly spoke.
"The only person that received two votes and is safe is Watt!" Luigi said.
"Oh my gosh! Wait just a second here...I just realized something! I don't think this is a popularity contest, I think people are voting for us so we will be removed from the game! It all totally makes sense now!" Watt gasped in surprise. Everyone else simply rolled their eyes, not even surprised by her idiocy at this point.
"WOW! The girl finally said something smart for once...despite being like 13 episodes behind on the rules!" Goombario also gasped in surprise.
Flurrie started to tear up. "Truly a remarkable moment in the show that will surely be remembered generations from now! Bravo, Watt! Bravo!"
"Uhh...yeah...okay then. Anyways, our bottom two is Sushie and Boshi. One of you has 4 votes and the other has 5," Mario said.
"Well, I can't say I'm shocked at this. I really screwed up big time with accusing Wiggler on being the stealer...I really am sorry!" Sushie depressingly sighed.
"WHATEVER! I would rather have the dino jerk go over the fat fish! He should've been gone from the very beginning!" Petey yelled.
"Can you shut up already!? Ever since your BFF was eliminated, you've been nothing but a raging annoyance who needs to take the world's biggest chill pill! But despite all that, I do agree with you that he is a nasty blockhead who needs to leave and go back to his island with his cheap five dollar sunglasses," Dixie grunted.
"...I'm sorry you feel that way..." Boshi whispered, his arms crossed and looking at the ground.
"The person that got 5 votes and is leaving right now is...
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"I-I don't believe it! That guy must be using witchcraft or something to avoid all these eliminations!" Blooper shrieked.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DISAPPEAR ALREADY!? KDSSODHSIFJSFHSIFHDSFGDFHEGSF" Petey screeched/swore in some random language no one knew about which made everyone in the room raise their eyebrows. The piranha plant then ran back stage out of anger.
"Wow. I can't believe I dodged yet another bullet. I really do need to redeem myself this time or else I'm definitely going next time," Boshi said, sighing in relief.
"You have got to be kidding me. How many times is this guy just going to keep on slipping by in each elimination!? GAH! I need some alcohol!" Birdo angrily yelled.
"Oh...I guess I deserved it after what I did. I'm sorry to everyone for causing so much drama. I'll just go now..." Sushie sighed and started to exit the stage but Mario grabbed her, put her in a cannon that popped up on stage, pressed a button on it and shot her through the ceiling and into the sky. The audience stared at him in fear.
"What? I wanted her exit to be entertaining instead of all moody and sappy! This show is NOT about sadness and learning lessons, people! It's about chaos and drama and occasional violence! Hahahaha!" Mario laughed while everyone else rolled their eyes at him.
"Yeah, that's nice and all, so can we get on to our team's elimination now?" Luvbi groaned.
"That would be a good idea actually. So we are onto Team Obnoxious right now! The people that got zero votes are Blooper, Ms. Mowz, and Flurrie!" Luigi spoke.
"YES! Zero is the number you wanna get, screw number one, that thing can go die in a mudpit!" Ms. Mowz cheered and danced around.
Flurrie put her hands up. "Hooray! Another episode equals more screen-"
"Flurrie, I swear to god, you say one more thing about getting screentime and I will douse you with a carton of orange juice," Mario threatened. Flurrie dropped her jaw and fainted due to the fact that she was unable to speak her favorite word.
"Congratulations on getting no votes! I just know you're gonna make it to the very end! You have so much potential within you!" Starlow complimented to Blooper.
"You r-really think so? Gosh...thanks! I'm so glad I have you as my girlfr- I mean...um...close friend! Yeah, that's what I meant, hehe," Blooper nervously chuckled.
"The next three people that are safe with one vote are Fly Guy, Jojora, and Goombario," Mario said.
"Would you look at that? I'm still here, Dixie. Gives me another chance to take you down," Jojora smirked.
"We'll just see about that," The monkey girl gave her a glare.
"Hallelujah! Since I made it past another episode, I'm gonna be nice and give you all a gift as an act of celebration! EVERYONE GETS FREE THUMBTACKS!" Fly Guy cheered, grabbed a bunch of thumbtacks from out of his pockets and threw them at the audience. Everyone screamed as some of the tacks poked their skin and some tried to shield themselves.
"Who the hell carries thumbtacks of all things in their pockets!?" Birdo asked.
"Apparently someone as demented as Fly Guy. He's truly a one of a kind, in the worst way possible," Goombario answered.
"Now the bottom two are Starlow and Luvbi. One of you got 5 votes and the other got three!" Luigi said.
"Wh-what!? I'm in the bottom two? B-but why? I didn't do anything wrong!" Starlow cried.
"Oh please! Those idiots only voted for me because of pure jealousy! They didn't like the fact that I have everything they don't so they're taking their anger out by voting for me!" Luvbi rolled her eyes.
"Oh of course! Let's just completely ignore the fact that you belittle people of lower classes than you and the fact that you always brag about your wealth and owning so much cool stuff!" Goombario huffed and also rolled his eyes.
"And let's not forget that she said she had four million coins in her bank account!" Lakilulu added.
"Who said that you could make an insult towards the rich snob!? NOBODY, THAT'S WHO!" Fly Guy yelled and stuck a thumbtack into her skin that made her scream and run off backstage.
"Aaaaand the person going home with 5 votes is...
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...Luvbi. Starlow is safe with three votes!" Luigi dramatically revealed.
"OH YAY! WHAT A MIRACLE!" Starlow happily cheered and hugged Blooper.
"Eh, no big loss," Jojora shrugged.
"HA! You people actually think that I care about being voted off of this stupid, ratchet show!? I'm set for life with the money that I have! You people can kiss the fattest part of my pale ass!" Luvbi screeched. She was grabbed by Mario and shoved into the cannon. Mario pressed the button and boom into the air she went.
"Now that, my people, is what we call an attention whore. If she's so rich then why did she join the show in the first place? Haha, I'll be here all night folks, thanks for watching!" Mario giggled.
"WAIT! Before we cutaway, I have something to announce! We have found the secret room of secretiveness that contains all of your guys' stolen items! It's located at the far west end of the building!" Flurrie announced. Everyone else shrieked in surprise.
"Y-Y-YOU FOUND THE STUFF!? Oh joy! Now I can finally sleep at night knowing that I'll have my Charmander plushie by my side again!" Starlow happily cheered.
"Well it's about damn time! How did you guys manage to find it anyways?" Boshi asked.
"I just randomly stumbled upon it while looking for some stuff to steal. Gotta love irony sometimes!" Ms. Mowz snickered.
"WOOT! This means that I get to have my Tequila bottle back! My faith in the world is restored!" Mario danced around in happiness.
"You are one sad, strange little man," Goombario commented.
Meanwhile, the stealer was raging inside that his/her plans were foiled.
"Oh, Goombella...I am so sorry for letting you go so easily! I promise I'll keep you protected for as long as I live!" Goombario sobbed, holding a picture of Goombella to his face and then kissed it.
"Awwwww! True love! I wish I could fall in love with a picture too!" Fly Guy happily sighed.
"I'm also glad that I got my 3DS back! I seriously need to finish Pokemon X, I've been putting it off for too long! What item of yours was stolen, Fly Guy?" Blooper asked.
"My secret stash of mini-staplers! You're always gonna need a stapler in your life for almost everything so that's why I have a shrine at home dedicated to the glory that staplers bring into our world!" Fly Guy exclaimed.
"...Should I even be surprised at this point?" Goombario rolled his eyes at his weirdness.
"Um...that's...cool...but...I also have something interesting to share with you guys! Me and Starlow...we...k...KISSED!" Blooper excitedly blurted.
"Woah, really!? Congratulations dude! I can't believe you two are actually working out so well!" Goombario cheered him on.
"Aww how romantic! So does this mean that you guys are going to get married, have 10 kids, get divorced, get re-married, and die old together!?" Fly Guy excitedly asked.
"Uhh...we're just gonna take it one very SLOW step at a time, Fly Guy. But, she does make my heart flutter everytime I think about her...I really hope we'll both make it to the top 2!" Blooper squealed in happiness.
Jojora was walking in the hallway, texting on her phone, until she bumped into the one person that she did not want to even look at.
"Oh great, it's you again. What the hell do you want, banana girl?" The fairy groaned.
"You know, I spoke with Flurrie when all of us were getting our stuff out from that room and she told me that it was actually your idea to tell everyone else where all the stolen stuff was. I have to say...that was shockingly nice of you. I guess this whole 'no swearing' thing is really making you a softie, huh?" Dixie taunted.
"Shut your mouth! I only did that just because I was tired of this whole 'stealing' fiasco that was ruining the entire game! If anything, you should be thanking me, since if I hadn't opened my mouth, you and all the other players would still be whining about your lost crap till the very end," Jojora raised her voice.
"I realize that and I do want to thank you for that. However, I just can't help but wonder about what you told me earlier on stage that you were going to take me down. Are you sure that you're not fooling yourself? Are you sure you're even going to be capable of doing it? Have you ever thought about there being a chance that you might back down from it because this nicer personality that you're trying so hard to keep up might just take over and become the new you?" Dixie annoyingly questioned, which just pissed off the ice fairy even more.
"Honey, I am the real deal right here. I'm not ever going to change myself from someone who is up front and knows what she wants to someone who doesn't bother to take a chance and becomes friends with everyone she meets. You know, I've been wanting to say something to you for the longest time and since no one is around to hear it, I'm gonna say it. You are a stuck up little (BLEEP) who needs to stop poking into everyone's (BLEEP)ing business! You and the rest of your (BLEEP) family of apes can go back to your (BLEEP) island along with your stupid boyfriend so he can go cheat on you for that dumb (BLEEP) named Candy Kong! If we weren't on this show, I would so smack the (BLEEP) out of you and rip off that (BLEEP) hair of yours!" Jojora roared, relieved that she finally let all that anger out.
"Wow...I guess I finally know how you truly feel..." Dixie replied, slightly taken back, but still kept her smirk and walked away.
Birdo came out of the girls' bathroom and was walking back to her hotel room until she heard some low metal music playing nearby.
"What the hell? Is that coming from in here?" Birdo quietly said to herself and put her ear against the door where the music was most definitely coming from. Curious, she quickly opened the door and jumped when she saw Boshi sitting on the ground against the wall, blasting his music from his headphones. He opened his eyes and almost screamed when he saw Birdo standing there.
"GAH! What the hell are you doing here!?" The dino yelled, immediately turning his iPod off.
"I should be asking you the same question. Why the hell are you hanging out in the janitor's closet? Not only does it smell weird, but there are better places to blast that metal crap elsewhere," Birdo said.
"First off, metal is NOT crap! It's certainly better than that bubblegum teeny bopper electro noise that's on the radio these days! And secondly...well...I was...I was kicked out of the hotel room by that stupid piranha plant," Boshi hesitantly revealed.
Birdo widened her eyes in shock. "HUH? You got kicked out of your own hotel room? That's just...wow. I'm gonna assume it was for beating Wiggler up?"
"Pretty much. Petey was mad that I tortured his best friend so he got all angsty and threw me out. I can't believe I just let that freak do that to me..." Boshi shook his head in frustration.
"To be honest, I kind of don't blame him. You DID hurt an innocent person and even if Wiggler had actually stolen everyone's stuff, he still didn't deserve such a harsh beating. I really am beyond shocked that you're still in this game after all the crap you pulled. Do you even feel bad about what you did?" Birdo asked.
"OF COURSE I DO! I mean...ugh. I do actually feel terrible about what happened but do you really think if I were to apologize, Petey would forgive me? Hell no! The dude hates me and I'm pretty sure so does everyone else here. My bags are already packed because I know I'm gonna be going the next time our team loses," Boshi stood up in anger but managed to calm himself.
"Maybe, maybe not. Try apologizing to Petey and try not to act so nasty all the time, you just may be able to get further than you think. You never know unless you try," Birdo advised then walked away.
"Watt, can you believe that I've actually made it this far? I am SO close to the merge! I can't wait until it actually happens so I can prove to all those stupid haters that I CAN be successful and that I have the potential to win!" Lakilulu squealed.
"No way! I am totally going to win because last night, I had a dream that I won the million coins so it totally must be true! Oh my gosh, I just realized that I predicted the future! That's so cool!" Watt also squealed.
Lakilulu chuckled a bit. "No offense, Watt, but I'm not sure that's going to be possible. I mean, everyone knows that you're not the brightest bulb in the package. Oh, look at that! I made a clever pun!"
Watt raised an eyebrow. "Um...what does that mean exactly?"
"It means that, compared to the other people here, in terms of intelligence, you're not exactly on their level," Lakilulu clarified.
Watt dropped her jaw. "Are you saying that I'm dumb!?"
"No no no! I'm saying that...well...you're basically not as smart as everyone else so I don't think you'll make it much farther..."
Watt then bursted into tears. "WAAAAAHHHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU COULD BE SO MEAN TO ME! I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS, DIXIE! YOU ARE SO EVIL!"
"I-I-I wasn't trying to be mean, I was just stating my honest opinion, that's all! I don't mean any harm! AND MY NAME IS LAKILULU, NOT DIXIE!" Lakilulu cried.
"STOP YELLING AT ME! YOU'RE AWFUL! I HATE YOU! WAAAAHHHHH!" Watt sobbed even more and ran off.
Lakilulu sighed in frustration. "Just great, now look what I got myself into..."
"Um, Petey, I know you're mad about Boshi beating up Wiggler and him being eliminated and all, but don't you think that you're taking your anger just a bit too far?" Kooper asked in a, you guessed it, bland tone.
"NUUUUUU! That bastard has been bringing us down ever since day one but him beating up poor Wiggler was the final price! His days here are numbered now that it's been revealed about what he did!" Petey shouted.
"I understand that, but maybe you should take it down a notch or twelve, because you're just stooping to his level by acting this way," Kooper advised.
"Oh what do you know!? YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ANGRY AT SOMEONE BEFORE CONSIDERING YOU HAVE NO EMOTIONS NOR A PERSONALITY ANYWAYS SO DON'T TRY TO LECTURE ME ON STOOPING TO HIS LEVEL, YOU DING DONG!" Petey screamed.
Kooper gulped in fear at the sudden outburst. "Um...s-sorry...I was just trying to h-help..."
"Well don't bother! I can take care of myself! Unless you also want to be thrown out from this room?" Petey threatened.
"N-no thank you, I prefer sleeping in bedrooms over closets," Kooper stuttered.
"Good. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna gulp down an entire gallon of Kool-aid BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!" Petey declared, feeling like a true rebel.
"Oh man, it's definitely serious business when a giant piranha plant has to drink a whole gallon of Kool-aid for no entire reason. May the stars help us all..." Kooper whispered to himself.
Jojora returned back to the girls' hotel room, only to be met with a bunch of glares from her teammates.
"Uhh...what's going on here?" Jojora asked.
"We just received this tape recorder from Dixie...and something very interesting was said on the recording," Ms. Mowz said, holding up the recorder.
"And when she says interesting, she means VULGAR!" Starlow added.
"Okay? I'm not sure what...wait a second...oh my god...she didn't!" Jojora gasped, realizing what had actually happened.
"You said it yourself, missy! If you went without swearing until the merge then you would stay put as team captain, but now that you broke your promise, you're no longer the leader!" Flurrie pouted.
"Listen to all the disgusting and bone-chilling things you said to poor Dixie and learn your lesson!" Starlow yelled and turned on the recorder. Jojora's entire swearing monologue to Dixie was heard and that was it.
"N-n-no no no! Listen to me, Dixie fabricated that thing! She was being mean to ME! I had to give her payback because there was no way in hell I would ever let that tramp walk all over me like that!" Jojora pleaded.
"But you're just stooping to her level by saying all those nasty things. We actually thought you were becoming nicer because of the whole 'no swearing' pledge but I guess some people never change, huh?" Ms. Mowz shook her head in disappointment.
"Oh come on you guys, this is ridiculous! Me and that monkey chick have been enemies since day one! Don't you think I deserve a pass due to all the horrible things she's said about me? Don't you agree that that little snake deserves to be called out on her crap for once?" Jojora tried to reason with them, but it looks like nothing was working.
"What's done is done, Jojora. You're no longer team captain. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go powder my nose, my cheeks, my eyes, my ears, and my boobs," Flurrie stated and left the room.
"Oh my precious Tequila...how I have missed you so..." Mario whispered lovingly as he held the bottle against his face.
"It was only gone for a day, Mario, sheesh," Luigi rolled his eyes.
"And that was a day too long, my brother! What item of yours got stolen, if I may ask?"
"It was a drawing of Daisy...which was also gone for a day...AND THAT WAS ALSO A DAY TOO LONG! WAAAAAHHHHH!" Luigi exploded in tears.
"Ugh, you are such a crybaby sometimes, I swear," Mario also rolled his eyes. Meanwhile, all the contestants came out on stage and the audience applauded. Jojora and Watt were giving Dixie and Lakilulu the evil eye, respectively.
"Uhh...hey, Petey? I was hoping we could talk for just a second, please?" Boshi nicely asked.
The piranha plant turned around and growled at him. "SCREW OFF, YOSHI CLONE!"
Boshi was legitimately freaked out now and moved as far away from him as possible.
"Welcome back to Mario Party Deluxe, the show that glamorizes backstabbing! We are down to 14 contestants now, so we're just about to reach the halfway point! Goombario, how do you feel now that the competition is starting to get down to the wire?" Mario asked.
"I feel like my brain is going to explode because of some of these people's stupidity and because of your douchebagginess," Goombario proudly admitted.
"Very interesting! How about you, Kooper? What are your thoughts?" Mario asked again.
"Well, I definitely think that-"
"Wait a second, why the hell am I asking you for? You're boring! Boring people never have any interesting comments! ON TO MINI-GAME RANDOMIZER OF CHAOS! This one will be from Mario Party 2!" Mario rudely interrupted and the drumroll sound began again. The words 'LAVA TILE ISLE' appeared on the back screen.
"That is what you'll be playing. Here are the rules: 1. Knock your opponents off the Grindel tiles by any method you deem necessary. 2. The Grindel tiles will move about and leave gaps open, so make sure to stay alert! 3. Whichever team has the most players remaining will win," Luigi explained.
"YEAH! LET'S GET READY TO BURN SOME BOOTY!" Fly Guy yelled. The trapdoor beneath everyone opened and they all fell into the abyss and ended up on some large floating tiles, above lava.
"START!" Yelled the announcer.
"I AM GOING TO RIP YOU APART, YOU LITTLE (BLEEP)! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!" Jojora screeched and tackled Dixie to the floor.
"GAAAAHHHH! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE SO EASY TO PISS OFF! MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR TEMPER MORE!" Dixie grunted as she was being slapped repeatedly by the fairy. She then kicked her off her, grabbed her by the shoulders, and pushed her into the lava.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! HOLY (BLEEP) THIS IS SO FREAKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" The fairy screeched as she bounced away.
"This is for calling me dumb, you dummy!" Watt cried and zapped Lakilulu.
"Yoooooooww! I didn't mean to call you dumb! It was a mistake! I wasn't trying to be mean!" Lakilulu pleaded for mercy.
As the two were getting caught up in their petty argument, Blooper snuck up and blasted them both with his ink. The girls screamed in disgust and Starlow came in and pushed them both off the tiles and into the lava.
"Nice job! We make a fantastic team, don't you think?" Blooper cheered.
"Oh, most definitely! I'm so glad we're on the same team! You make this game so much more bearable for me!" Starlow happily replied. Blooper did his signature blush and started to giggle.
However, the moment was ruined when Petey came in like a madman.
"GRAAAAHHHH! NO HAPPINESS FOR YOU!" He yelled, picked up Blooper, and threw him in the lava. Starlow screamed bloody murder and ran away.
"Hey! Mister Gangbanger! Wanna know what it's like receive a beating!?" Ms. Mowz yelled, referring to him beating up Wiggler, and stomped on his foot.
"YOWCH! WANNA KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE YOUR TAIL RIPPED OFF!?" Boshi was now full on angry and tugged on the klepto's tail as hard as he could, making the mouse screech in pain.
"Don't worry, Fly Guy is coming to the rescue!" The maniac yelled as he swooped in and stole Boshi's sunglasses.
"NOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THE GLASSES!" Boshi cried.
"Fetch, boy! Retrieve your prized possession!" Fly Guy taunted and tossed the glasses into the lava ocean. Boshi's jaw dropped. His glasses were now gone forever. He clenched his teeth and his blood started to boil.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)!" The dino screamed so loud that everyone covered their ears. He picked up Ms. Mowz and threw her at Fly Guy, knocking both of them into the lava.
"HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, MAKE MY EARS BLEED AND FALL OFF!?" Petey shouted and stomped over to him.
"You don't have ears, Petey!" Goombario yelled from afar.
"I am so sick and tired of you getting this humongous attitude with me! You don't think that I feel bad for what I did to Wiggler!? I DO! BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO NOW BECAUSE HE ISN'T HERE FOR ME TO APOLOGIZE TO HIM! IF I COULD TAKE IT ALL BACK, THEN I WOULD!" Boshi cried, his voice straining. Petey still wasn't convinced of his guiltyness. He stepped forward and was about to smack him, but the tile they were both on shifted over and Petey lost balance and fell into the open gap, into the lava.
"What's up with your boyfriend, Birdo? He seems to be suffering a mental breakdown!" Goombario teased.
"Don't ever call him my boyfriend again you little (BLEEP)!" Birdo yelled and pushed him down. Goombario got back up and rammed into Birdo. He then bit into her arm, which made her shriek for mercy and pushed towards the edge of the tile.
"Any last words before your meet your fiery fate, Birdo?" Goombario laughed.
Birdo looked behind him and smirked.
"Shell."
"Shell...shell!? HA! Is that seriously going to be your-"
BANG!
Kooper came in and knocked Goombario off the edge with his shell attack and helped Birdo back up.
"Thanks Kooper! For someone that's so smart, he sure is stupid to not realize that you never say anything like 'Any last words?' or give a monologue right before offing someone," Birdo ranted.
"Um, I'm not really sure what you just said, but I'll just nod my head and go along with it," Kooper said.
"Taste the power of my flawless wind!" Flurrie yelled and did her iconic exhale move on Dixie, which blew her back a bit.
"Aaaahhhh! Hey wait a second, that smells minty fresh! Nice job on taking care of your mouth!" Dixie complimented.
"Ha! Not with those lip injections!" Birdo scoffed and tugged on Flurrie's hair.
"OH MY! Please be sure not to rip any hair out as I'm currently trying to grow it out all the way to my bum!" Flurrie cried.
Birdo swung Flurrie around a few times and released her. She flew forward and rammed into Dixie, who both fell into the lava ocean.
"Whoops...that wasn't suppose to happen!" Birdo cringed.
"FINISH!"
"Oh...I'm the only person left on my team...so...I guess you guys won..." Starlow said in disappointment.
"Wait, we did? YES! Safe for at least one more elimination! I really need to redeem myself at this point..." Boshi said in excitement.
"Oh that is excellent. We are an awesome team. Great job you guys. I knew we could do it," Kooper said in a very non-uplifting tone that almost sounded like it could be sarcasm.
The players were transported back to the stage.
"You know Mario, that lava was piercing HOT! My ass is still hurting actually!" Ms. Mowz cried.
"Gotta love video game logic. In real life, just being right above lava can kill you, but in the video game world, you're just left with a burn and some possible mental trauma," Goombario said.
"I HATE EVERYTHING!" Petey randomly yelled.
"Uhh...right then. So viewers, vote for a person on Team Obnoxious this time, and we will see you next episode! Au revoir!" Mario said.
EOC.
Alien Invasion will be updated in a few days, FYI, and Mushroom Wars a little after that. I think I've got a good schedule of when to update each fic so that's what I'm going with for now. :)