There were no words to describe what Phineas was feeling at that precise moment. He was not just relieved, and happy didn't seem to cut it. His family and friends watched as his eyes filled with tears of joy and he began running towards the only girl in the world that he felt comfortable sharing his feelings towards, towards the girl he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. He barely noticed his brother letting her down to the ground so that he could hug her properly. By the time he got to her, he was sobbing. It didn't look like he was ever going to let go and that was fine with Isabella. She didn't want to let go of him anyway.
"Oh Phineas," she cried. "I didn't think I'd ever get to see you again."
"That makes two of us," Phineas said, burying his nose into her hair. "I'm so glad you're safe and sound."
Candace and Vanessa began to sob at the sight of the two reunited loved ones. Even Buford shed a few tears, which did not go unnoticed by Baljeet.
"Buford, are you crying?" the Indian asked.
"Yes," Buford said through his sobs, "and you'd be stupid not to cry too."
"You're right," Baljeet said, and he began crying too. Though everyone was happy to see their best friend again, they knew Phineas had first dibs.
The only one, however, who was not moved by this reunion, was Ferb. He walked up to Phineas and tapped him on the shoulders, ending the moment. The British man pointed towards their friend Irving and Phineas's eyes suddenly grew cold. He let go of Isabella and started stomping towards his supposed best friend.
"I can't believe you did this to me," Phineas said. "How could you do this to us? I thought we were friends."
"What are you talking about?" Irving asked, his eyebrows raised.
"Yeah Phineas," Isabella said, "what are you talking about?" She stepped forward, trying to make her way towards her fiancé, but she fell down. Phineas turned and ran back to help her.
"See what you've done to her," Phineas said. "She's your friend too!"
"What have I done Phineas?" Irving asked.
"You kidnapped her!" Phineas yelled. Isabella gasped and held Phineas tighter.
"No I didn't," Irving said, just as shocked as Isabella. Phineas was just about to yell back when he heard a click behind him. He turned to see a gun pointed at him by none other than his own brother.
"Ferb?" Phineas asked, confused. "What are you doing? Where did you get the gun?" Ferb said nothing but continued to point the gun at his brother's triangle head.
"Ferb," Vanessa said, shaking her husband's arm. "Stop this. Put the gun down."
"No," Ferb said, his face void of emotions save a hint of jealousy in the corner of his eye.
"No?" Vanessa asked, surprised by the answer.
"Why?" Isabella asked.
"Why would anyone point a gun at their own brother?" Ferb replied. "For love."
"What do you mean 'love'?" Vanessa asked.
"I love Isabella," Ferb replied, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"What?" Isabella exclaimed.
"What?" Vanessa exclaimed.
"Oh no," Candace replied.
"Oh yes dear sister," Ferb said. "It was I who took Isabella as my own."
"Oh no," Candace repeated.
"Oh yes," Ferb replied back.
"But why?" Phineas asked. "We're brothers. How could you do such a thing to your own brother?"
"I love her," Ferb said again. "I always have. But she never wanted me, she always wanted you."
"So you decided to kidnap her?" Phineas exclaimed. "What about Vanessa? I thought you loved her!"
"I did," Ferb said. "But it didn't last."
"Gee thanks," Vanessa said, rolling her eyes.
"I knew I had to take her if I ever wanted her to be mine," Ferb continued, ignoring his wife's comment.
"But you were with me when Isabella was kidnapped," Baljeet said. Ferb rolled his eyes.
"Honestly Baljeet," Ferb said. "Don't you know me at all? I created a hologram of course."
"Oh no," Candace said again.
"Really dear sister," Ferb said. "Haven't you already said that?"
"I don't mean 'oh no my brother is a lunatic.'" Candace said, her breath shallow. "I mean 'oh no, the babies are coming!"
"What?" Phineas exclaimed. "Now? Can't you hold them in?"
"You try holding in two 7-pound bowling balls," Candace screamed. "It's not easy."
"Come on," Jeremy said, grabbing hold of his wife's hand. "I'll take you to the hospital." They started making their way towards the gate, but Ferb stopped them by pointing the gun at them.
"You are not going anywhere," the green-haired man replied, "until I get my girl."
"I'm not your girl," Isabella said.
"She's not your girl," Phineas said at the same time.
"Yes she is," Ferb said. "Now come along Isabella. I have let you have your fresh air. Now it is time to get you back to your new home."
"I'm not going back there," Isabella said, moving behind Phineas.
"Is that what this whole 'rescue mission' was all about?" Phineas asked. "So that you could get her some vitamin C and then put her back in a cage."
"Basically," Ferb replied, "and you will not get in my way little brother." At this point Ferb pointed the gun back at his step-brother and prepared to pull the trigger. But before he could, he fell to the ground, shaking uncontrollably. Behind him stood Pinky, his fedora resting on his head.
"Why is Isabella's chihuahua wearing a fedora?" Buford asked.
"Don't ask," Phineas and Vanessa replied, both breathing a sigh of relief.
Have I gone insane? Yes, yes I have. It started off as Irving being the kidnapper and then I wondered what would happen if it was Ferb pretending it was Irving? Hence the forming of this ending. Epilogue coming soon.
~AvatarRikki