"You slept with Axel?" Naminé shouted, throwing a textbook from her schoolbag at Roxas.
He ducked. "Nam! Stop freaking out!"
"Stop freaking out?" She yelled, throwing a notebook this time. "You fucking cheated on me!" She whirled on Axel, shoving him roughly. "And you! How could you? You knew we were together!"
"He said you gave him a Free Pass!" the redhead said, holding his hands up defensively. "Don't take it out on me!"
She tossed a few items from her bag at the taller teen. "Why would you fuck someone who has a girlfriend, you fucking asshole?"
"It's not like we fucked!" Roxas argued. "It was only a blowjob! Chill out!"
"Chill out?" She screeched, furious. Why did girls' voices always have to get that shrill and unpleasant when they were mad? "You two-timing fuck boy!"
"You said I had a Free Pass!" Roxas said, ducking another textbook that came his way. "Can you please stop throwing things?"
Her school bag was empty, but she threw the bag itself at him. "I did not say that!"
"You said I could do whatever I wanted last night!" he argued.
Kairi, Olette and Selphie, who were part of the unfortunate audience on the audience, hissed through their teeth.
"What?" He asked, glancing at them as Naminé picked up another book to throw.
"It's all about the tone she used, Roxas," Olette explained. "But usually when a girl says 'do whatever you want' she means don't fucking do it."
"How the fuck am I supposed to know that?" He yelled at them, before his chest was pelted with his girlfriend's make-up bag again. "Naminé!" he snapped. "Stop throwing things!"
"You're such a clueless, heartless asshole, Roxas!" she shouted. Oh fuck, now she was crying again. "You never care about what I want, or how I feel about anything!"
"Nam, I didn't think…"
"No! You didn't!" she snapped. Her shoulders shook and she gave a low sob. Oh god, not crying. What was he supposed to do now she was crying?
"Naminé," Axel said, carefully approaching her. "It was just a misunderstand. Roxas just—"
Faster than his eye could follow, Naminé whipped around and slapped Axel across the face. Whether it was the angle, or how hard it was, Roxas didn't know. But Axel stumbled back, holding a bloody, split lip.
"I hope you two heartless bastards are happy together!" she snarled. "You fucking deserve each other!" She turned and stomped away.
Kairi sighed, gave Roxas a dirty look, and went after her sister. Roxas ignored all that. He headed quickly over to Axel's side, raising on his tiptoes to get a closer look. "You okay, Axel? You're bleeding."
"I'm fine," he said, taking out a handkerchief to hold against his lip. "You should be going after your girlfriend, Roxas."
"I'm pretty sure she's my ex-girlfriend now," Roxas mumbled. "Let's get you to the nurse."
"I can get myself to the nurse, Roxas," Axel replied, angry for some reason.
"What?" Roxas asked, following his steps quickly, "why are you mad at me too?"
"You told me she was okay with it," he snapped. "You fucking used me to cheat, now I get to feel like a piece of shit and I'm the one who got slapped. How the fuck is that fair, Roxas?"
"Axel…" he replied, hurt. "You know I thought she was serious."
"Actually, Roxas, I think you just told yourself she was because you were so desperate to get someone to get you off. And of course you used me. You use me whenever you need something!"
He came to a stop, staring in disbelief at his best friend. "Axe, you know that's not true. I don't 'use' you."
He waved one hand dismissively. "Forget it, Roxas. You really are clueless. I'll talk to you later." With that parting comment, he sped up – his long gait and speed meaning Roxas wouldn't have a chance to catch up.
Roxas was left, standing there in the middle of nothing, staring after his best friend. He'd really fucked up this time.