We heard Voldenmort coming so Harmony jumped & hided on the Chandler. I tried to use invisiblty clock but it was 2 late!!!! ! But wait turns out its SRS cousin not Voldernmort ...... Belleastrix Le'Strange! She had a worn-out blk Victorian dress that looked old and fancy, the top half was covered in stencils. Her hair was 50% done in ylw streaks and 50% blk. She also wore blk arm-length leather gloves and sevral high-quality runic rings. Hueg bewbs, some cleavage that looked mighty damn hawt, but she glowed evilly and erradiated beatufilly. She look'd just like Marla Sing'r from 'Fight Club' only not a crackhead.

"Well if it isnt Voldemort's greatiest enemy," she crowwed molevantly. I reached at my qand but she did a freeze spell, i cudnt move! She walk in circles 'round me CCW. "Fire his Lord command u to kill that Grangey bitch but istead u try to kill Harry Potter. Dis simply is not help.' Oh noes I 4got to tell Hermin im 'sposed to kill her; Shes gunna b PO.

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Belle* stoped & eyed my bathing & shirltess questionably. "I can c y all the girls throw themsleves on u Monsieur Beyonde. Ur dastardly charm, Magellan muscles, Vampyriic, & dos eyes.." she peeked into my deep reds and her lips went all hearty. Then she jumped on me & statted to kiss at me everywhere. I realized my special-friend was all stiffy so I kiss of her too. We fall over & I sexily pul of her dress then rub her pointies all sexfully. She exportedly guides my hardy into her squaring spot. and we do it all sexily.

Harlony saw her chance while I detracted Belle, she jumped off the callender & unblock cage with PEN. OMG I cudn't believe it. Blind Mag != dead!!, she walk'd out of cage all hottily. I cancel sex with Balistic.

"I shud prolly kill all of u but Fire is a rouge stallione that timed my heart. U may leaf, but quickly now." "Arghhhhhhhhhhhh!" scrams Heriony & slaps Belatricks for making sex at me. The 2 fight all sexily since Belle is nekkid & Harly is still in bikini.

"I thot you killed yourself!" I sed all surprisedly. Blind Mag smiled happily.

"My dear, I look'd into the mirror to c all ded ppl so I got depression," she said explainidly. I was very surprised. "Voldamort must've made thje mirro depressin' so nobody wud kill Karry Potter." "My dear!"

Hermion knocked Bellatrix on her ass & turned to Blynd Mag. "Fire is my BF, maybe babby-daddy, so back away!"

Meg said "OMG I must spek at Dumbledore rite away!!"