Welcome back to Game Time. Special thanks to my reviewers. This fanfic is not possible without you.
Vamp: Russia, the disclaimer please.
Russia: Kolkolkol
Vamp: Russia, I am gonna call you sister.
Russia: Vamp owns nothing. *runs as his sister appears*
Vamp: Well, he did his job. So without further ado, on to the next chapter.
The Fun Times Keep Coming
Vamp sits up in bed yawning when a knock at her door interrupts her stretching. She climbs out of bed and heads to her door.
"Vamp?" Germany says.
"Ja, what is it?" I ask opening the door.
"About yesterday, I am really sorry," Germany says.
"It is fine. It was a dare. Are my parents up yet?" Vamp asks.
"Ja, I just saw your mother head toward the stairs," Germany says.
"Good, could you send her here? I am going to get dressed. I would like her opinion for today's look," Vamp says sending Germany off.
Dulcina gets the message and goes off to help. Once in Vamp's room she sees the walk in closet open with some loud mutterings coming from it.
"Everything alright?" Dulcina asks.
"Ja, just can't figure out what I want for a style today," Vamp says.
"How about this?" Dulcina says holding up one of Vamp's more costume-like outfits.
"Perfect," Vamp squeals happily as Dulcina leaves.
Vamp dresses in a pitch black colored dirndl with a blood red blouse. She even adds a pair of shoes the goes well with the style. She then heads downstairs to find Germany making breakfast.
"Good Morning," Vamp says entering the kitchen.
"Good-" Germany starts to say as he sees Vamp.
"Germany?" Vamp asks confused.
"Is that a dirndl?" he asks.
"Ja, do I look good in it?" Vamp asks.
"Ja," Germany says blushing.
"Yay! Now is breakfast done?" Vamp asks.
"Ja, just finished," Germany says.
With that everyone sits to eat. Ellie is sitting with a gloom cloud over her head. Last night the kitchen almost caught fire while she was cooking. Vamp had to use her magic to fix it.
"Ellie, it is fine. I will help you next time," Vamp says trying to cheer her up.
"Fuck yeah!" Ellie says cheering up some.
Breakfast soon finishes and everyone gathers in the Game Room for today's dares.
"So we have three guest reviews," Vamp announces.
"NO! There better not be any more guest hostesses," Romano says.
"There are none so far. Now can I begin?" Vamp says.
"Sis, one of these doesn't make sense," Youji says.
"Let me see it," Vamp says taking the newly printed sheet of dares. "You are right. Since they reviewed we will read it anyway."
Nation suggestion: Romania
State suggestions: Washington, Louisiana, Arizona, California
Yes, that's intentional, as is the infinite number of Twilight and/or Underworld and/or Dracula and/or The Lost Boys and/or Blade references.
"Well Romania is already here. As for the states? Not sure yet," Vamp says. "Now how about we get to the next one?"
Do I still can get a part? Japan: if Hagoromo Gitsune is in front of u now, what will u do?
All: dance Gentleman with PSY South Korea who singing dancing as the leader
Russia: what will u do if your scarf is gone?
Ukraine and Belarus: sing Carrot and Stick
Denmark: invade Norway in Viking way (u know what I mean 'invade'. I just don't have courage to say that)
Well, that's all for now. Hope I still can have a part to this
"Wow, thanks for reviewing Madoka. It has been a while since I last heard from you. Madoka you will always have a part here. Just send in a review and you can visit any chapter you want to," Vamp says. "Hell why not let you come over now."
Vamp opens a portal and Madoka comes through smiling. Vamp gives her a smile back as she hands the paper to her.
"Go ahead and start your dares," Vamp invites.
"Okay," Madoka says. "Japan, if Hagoromo Gitsune is in front of you now, what will you do?"
"I would probably have to fight her," Japan says.
"Okay and I am officially lost," Vamp says. "Which anime is she from?"
"Sis, just move on," Youji says.
"What is next?" Vamp asks.
"Everyone, dance Gentleman by PSY South Korea who singing dancing as the leader," Madoka says.
"I like that song. Okay, let's get South Korea here," Vamp says as he walks through a portal.
"I claim your bre-" he begins to say to Vamp.
"You claim what?" Vamp says holding a wooden katana.
"Nothing, da-ze," South Korea says.
"Good. Now let's get singing and dancing," Vamp says happily as the music starts.
"I don't know if you know why it needs to be hot
I don't know if you know why it needs to be clean
I don't know if you know, it'll be a problem if you're confused
I don't know if you know but we like, we we we like to party
Hey there
If I'm going to introduce myself
I'm a cool guy with courage, spirit and craziness
What you wanna hear, what you wanna do is me
Damn! Girl! You so freakin sexy!
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a mother father gentleman
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
I don't know if you know why it needs to be smooth
I don't know if you know why it needs to be sexy
I don't know if you know darling, hurry and come be crazy
I don't know if you know, it's crazy, crazy, hurry up
Hey there
Your head, waist, legs, calves
Good! Feeling feeling? Good! It's soft
I'll make you gasp and I'll make you scream
Damn! Girl! I'm a party mafia!
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a mother father gentleman
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
Gonna make you sweat.
Gonna make you wet
You know who I am Wet PSY
Gonna make you sweat.
Gonna make you wet.
You know who I am
Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! PSY! PSY! PSY!
Ah I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a, I'm a mother father gentleman
Mother father gentleman
Mother father gentleman," South Korea sings before leaving.
"Okay, next," Vamp says.
"Russia, what will you do if your scarf is gone?" Madoka asks.
"Kolkolkol, they will not get far, da," Russia says.
"Umm, yeah, moving on," Vamp says.
"Ukraine and Belarus sing Carrot and Stick," Madoka says.
"Hey, hey, everyone! Let's get today's show on the road!
Welcome to the music show made by me for me,
"Dancing Prussia"!
Here's today's special guests you've all been waiting for!
You know them as the mid-winter troublemakers...
Oh, no last minute cancels!
Here's Ukraine and Belarus with their song, "Carrot and Stick"!
UkrBel: Я тебя люблю x3 (I love you!)
Ukr: I love you, love you, love you, I love you so much!
UkrBel: Я тебя люблю x3 (I love you!)
Bel: Marriage, marriage, let us be married!
UkrBel: Love is so sweet that it hurts. If either of them is missing, it's just not enough!
Ukr: Вибачте (I'm sorry)
It's all right! It's nothing for you to worry about!
Everything will definitely go well! We'll be able to help you again!
Bel: Вｉншую. (Congratulations!)
I'm so happy! Today is our own, special anniversary!
Everything shall go smoothly! Anyone that stands in our way shall be cursed and hated! Cursed and hated!
Cursed and hated!
UkrBel: Я тебя люблю x3 (I love you!)
Ukr: You're giving that to me too? Thank you so much!
UkrBel: Я тебя люблю x3 (I love you!)
Bel: Choose me, choose me, choose me over anyone else!
UkrBel: Dependency is an aphrodisiac in love. You see, it's a fate you can't break from an-y-more.
Ukr: "I've always imagined your figure standing in a raging blizzard on a frigid, lonely night.
I've always believed you would walk toward me and see me."
Bel: "Soon the rain shall freeze into snow. These beautiful snow crystals falling are like a rice shower blessing the two of us.
I vow to stay with you; till death do us part."
Ukr: Oh, Russia dear, do you remember those days?
Those warm, gentle days when we were all together!
My chest is becoming warmer, my dependable, great little brother!
Bel: Oh, dear brother, do you understand?
I will not allow you to cast your gaze on anyone, ever!
My chest is heating up. Could this be a blaze of someone burning?
Someone burning! Someone burning!
UkrBel: Не морозь меня x3 (Do not leave me to freeze.)
Ukr: I want to see you and hug you again so much!
UkrBel: Не морозь меня x3 (Do not leave me to freeze.)
Bel: Hug me, hug me, hold me in your embrace!
UkrBel: If love were a disease, we would be dead. I want you to love me more and more.
Bel: "Dear brother... Why will you not give your signature to our (marriage) papers?
Have you already chosen another one to give your signature to? ...YOU!
IT'S YOU! THIS WAS YOUR DOINGGGGGGGG!
UNFORGIVABLE! IRREDEEMABLE! INEXCUSABLE!"
Ukr: "I'm sorry for being such a bewitching older sister~!"
Bel: You should boil in that pechka*2 over there!
A befitting, blazing sanction that fit your inexcusable actions!
Ukr: Let's bake bread in that pechka over there!
Such a simple and happy thing to make to warm your stomach!
UkrBel: Now, let us finally become one together. (One together... One together...)
UkrBel: Я тебя люблю x3 (I love you!)
Ukr: I love you, love you, love you, I love you so much!
UkrBel: Не морозь меня x3 (Do not leave me to freeze.)
Bel: Marriage, marriage, that's the only option!
UkrBel: Love is so sweet that it hurts.
Ukr: (At same time) I'll teach that very principle on your body.
Bel: (At same time) I shall carve that onto that body of yours.
UkrBel: You see, it's a fate you can't break from an-y-more," they sing and Belarus runs after her brother. (A/N: here is the link to the Hetalia wiki that I got the lyrics from. wiki/Carrot_and_Stick)
"Okay, last one?" Vamp asks.
"Denmark invade Norway in Viking way," Madoka says.
"Oh, love you already. DENNOR YAOI!" Vamp yells as they enter.
Vamp pushes Denmark and Norway into a closet and runs to the Video Room to watch several yaoi fan girls join her.
"That was hot," Vamp says as the two finishes and are leaving the closet.
"Now who is next?" Vamp asks.
"A guest reviewer," Dulcina says.
"Okay, let's see who. Oh a new one," Vamp says.
"Who is it?" Youji asks.
"Michigan," Vamp says. "Wait she is one of the states. Iggy and America's daughter."
"Sweet so what is the review?" Youji asks.
Since I'm reading the chapters in order, I am going to send quite a lot of reviews (one for each chapter) as well as ideas, character suggestions and dares.
Dares:
1. I dare France to do one of the following: a. Eat five of England's scones; b. Hit on Russia; c. Go after one of Greece's cats (after all he will go after ANYTHING THAT MOVES... and I SO want to see moar Greece!).
2. I dare Japan to show Italy his collection of hentai manga.
3. I dare England to grope every female currently involved.
4. I dare everyone but Spain and the Italy brothers to have a food fight. WITH TOMATOES ONLY!
5. The moment Ukraine shows up, I dare someone other than France, Canada, Prussia and Russia to grope her, and France to steal her bra.
6. I dare any of the BTT to attempt to use Russia's pipe as a sex toy on either Vamp, her sister or Belarus, although use on Ukraine would be awesome.
7. I dare China to forgive 25% of the debt owed him by America (approx. $800 billion of the approx. $3.2 trillion America owes China). Trust me, most of us States would love that, right, Dad?
8. I dare America to stare at a random woman's breasts (except for Belarus; if Ukraine is there, the woman MUST be Ukraine)
8. I dare any male to ask Ukraine for a t!tf. . We all know she'd be AWESOME at that!
"Okay so now let's get started with the dares," Vamp says.
A sudden knock at the door interrupts.
"Who is that?" Youji asks glaring.
"I made a exception and allowed two more hostesses," Vamp admits.
"WHAT?!" several shout.
"One of them reviews a lot and the other is a awesome reviewer who loves Romania," Vamp defends.
"Just let them in," Germany sighs.
"Now welcoming as a permeant hostess Rose!" Vamp introduces the first one.
"NOT YOU AGAIN! GET THE HELL OUT!" Romano shouts.
"HEY I AM ALLOWED TO BE HERE! SO SHUT UP!" Rose shouts back.
"ENOUGH!" Vamp shouts. "Now Romano and Rose, behave. She is here to stay. Now without any further disagreements we can introduce the last hostess."
"Hi Roro," a voice says entering.
"Roro?" Youji asks confused.
a pale with the faintest hint of a tan girl in her teens enters. She was a bit shorter than Hungary in height at about five foot one and her straight auburn hair comes down to about her shoulders. Her eyes are a startling, vivid stormy blue. She is wearing a blood red short-sleeved tee shirt, dark denim jeans, and black sneakers.
"This is Myrna. She is the Romania fangirl who wanted to meet him," Vamp says.
"Ah, hello Myrna and welcome," Romania says to her.
"Does Nii-chan like-like her?" Vamp asks Youji in a whisper.
"I think he might," Youji whispers back.
"Okay, now before we get off track we need to get back to the review. The first dare is France to do one of the following:
a. Eat five of England's scones
b. Hit on Russia
c. Go after one of Greece's cats," Vamp reads.
"What… about… my… cats?" asks a sleep Greece.
"Nothing to worry about," Vamp says as he falls back asleep. "So France which is it?"
"England's scones," France says shuddering at the possibilities.
"Is Greece that protective of his cats?" Vamp questions out loud.
"Not really," Germany says.
"Okay, Iggy has some scones made already," Vamp says just noticing there are only five left. "Oh no, I wanted to eat some with him."
"I just made a fresh batch," England says coming out with more.
"Yay! Now let's dig in Frog," Vamp says happily munching a scone.
France barely manages to eat the fifth scone before he runs to the bathroom.
"What is wrong with him?" Vamp asks as she munches her seventh scone.
"England's food," Youji says wonder what is wrong with her sister.
"But it is good. Oh well," Vamp says grabbing a cup of blood for her parents and herself. "So what is the next dare?"
"What about me?" Youji asks as the parents sip their drinks.
"Get yours yourself. Now the next dare is Japan to show Italy his collection of hentai manga," Vamp reads off the paper. "No fair he won't even let me find it."
"Vamp-chan that is a private collection," Japan says blushing.
"I wanna read some. Now dig it out. You have to show Italy anyway. I am reading some with him," Vamp says sitting next to Italy.
"Ve, what is hentai?" Italy asks.
"Oh, something similar to Doitsu's collection," Vamp says already reading one.
"I thought you liked yaoi?" Germany asks.
"Nope, not just yaoi. I like Hentai as well but I avoid yuri," Vamp admits going back to reading.
"Japan is that your hentai collection?" Youji asks returning with a cup of blood.
"Hai," Japan says blushing.
"Hey I found a fem!Germany doujinshi," Vamp exclaims. [A/N: not sure if one actually exists]
"What?" Germany asks confused.
"A fan made manga where you are a female instead of male and wow this one is hot," Vamp explains.
The rest of the nations look at her like she is insane.
"Ve, it is just like Germany's books," Italy says going back to sit with Germany.
"Hmm, Japan make sure I can find this later please," Vamp asks putting the manga she was reading away.
"Perhaps," Japan says.
"Damn, that means no," Vamp says. "Okay the next dare is for England. He has to grope every female currently involved."
"What? That is not gentlemen like behavior," England protests.
"Hey the only one allowed to grope me is Deutschland," Vamp says not realizing what she just admitted.
"Hmm so Allemagne may grope you?" France asks.
"Ja, what?" Vamp says blushing.
"You just admitted that you would allow Germany to grope you," England says.
"Just do your dare," Vamp says still blushing.
England gropes all the females there withstanding a few hits from some of them including Vamp.
"I am sorry," England says to the females.
"Moving on and you are forgiven," Vamp says no longer blushing.
"The next dare is for everyone but Spain and the Italy brothers. We have to have a food fight. WITH TOMATOES ONLY!" Youji reads.
Spain and the Italy brothers go pout in the emo corner while the rest of us are armed with crates of tomatoes. I give a crate to them so they have a snack while the food fight is happening.
Half hour later~
The entire room is covered in tomato splatters and every person involved is covered from head to toe in tomatoes. Vamp snaps her fingers and the room is now clean and all those involved as well. The crates disappear. Vamp grabs the paper smiling as she reads the next dare.
"Okay, the next one is the moment Ukraine shows up, someone other than France, Canada, Prussia and Russia to grope her, and France has to steal her bra," Vamp reads smirking. "Japan has to grope her."
"Why me?" Japan asks.
"Cause you won't share your yaoi and hentai collections with me and my sister," Vamp says.
"Hai," Japan says as Ukraine enters.
Japan gropes her and France without anyone seeing him steals her bra. Ukraine blushes confused as Vamp snaps her fingers so the bra is back. Russia has a violent aura around him but Belarus followed her sister and starts chasing Russia.
Ukraine goes home and Vamp reads the next dare, "Any of the BTT to attempt to use Russia's pipe as a sex toy on either Vamp, her sister or Belarus, although use on Ukraine would be awesome."
Prussia grabs it and tries to go after Vamp. Vamp knocks him out with a wooden katana and returns Russia's pipe.
"Dare completed. Like I let anything like that happen to me or anyone else," Vamp says smirking. "Now China has to forgive 25% of the debt owed him by America. Trust me, most of us States would love that, right, Dad?" Vamp reads.
"Aiyah, fine, aru," China says.
"Sweet, thanks dude. Yes," America says.
"Okay now America has to stare at a random woman's breasts except for Belarus," Vamp reads.
America did not hear the dare and was staring at Youji's breasts at that moment. Vamp knocks him out before Youji notices.
"Now, the last dare for this review is any male has to ask Ukraine for a t!tf. . We all know she'd be AWESOME at that!" Vamp reads.
Ukraine returns at that moment and France is the first to ask. Ukraine turns red and Vamp knocks him out.
"Dare complete. Now Ukraine you may go home," Vamp says. "The next review is from a guest reviewer who did not leave their name. Thank you for the dares you sent in mystery person," Vamp says.
Rules: 1. If anyone corrupts Lichtenstein, Switzerland is NOT allowed to shoot them (freezing their Swiss Bank Accounts IS allowed, though.) because it will most likely NOT be their fault; they're simply being dared to. However, Switzerland IS allowed to shoot France if he tries anything with Lichtenstein (except for giving her The Talk).
2. If anyone is dared to 'become one with Mother Russia', Belarus is NOT allowed to stab them with her knives for the reason stated above.
3. The following pairings are exempt from any possible violence: America/Ukraine and Canada/Lichtenstein.
Dares:
9. I dare England to admit to Vamp and her sister than he is a werewolf, and to prove it in as sexy a way as possible.
10. I dare China to show any female that 'he's more of a dragon than his boss is'.
10a. I dare Wales to admit and prove that he shags dragons, not sheep.
11. I dare America to invite Confederacy to the game.
"Okay so we have some restrictions for the rest of the chapter. I will post them on the wall. Now on to the dares," Vamp says pinning a paper to the wall with the three rules on it. "Now the first one is for England. Sis you can tell him what it is."
"England has to admit to Vamp and me that he is a werewolf, and has to prove it in as sexy a way as possible," Youji says.
"I am a werewolf," England says stripping his shirt off as he transforms.
"Wow," Vamp and Youji say as he turns back and puts his shirt back on.
"I love what magic can do," Vamp says.
"Indeed it is handy for some dares," England agrees.
"China has to show any female that 'he's more of a dragon than his boss is'," Youji reads smirking. "Sis, go in that closet with China."
"What?" Vamp asks as she is shoved in with China.
A loud thud is heard. Vamp walks out dragging China out with her.
"He is now a unconscious dragon," Vamp says proudly.
"That is my daughter," Celic says proudly.
"Thanks dad," Vamp says. "Wales has to admit and prove that he shags dragons, not sheep."
"No," Wales says entering and leaving as soon as he arrives.
"Damn, he is blocking my magic," Vamp says as she tries to call him back. "Well the last dare is America has to invite Confederacy to the game."
"What does that mean?" Youji asks.
"Don't know. Sorry mystery person but I have to skip it. Now the next review is Myrna's," Vamp says.
(Roro's not a vampire? Aww...
Oh well, I love him anyways!)
Truths:
Iggy: What is your opinion about the next Doctor? (Doctor Who FTW)
All: Have any of you seen World War Z? It was AWESOME (maybe more awesome than
Prussia)
Roro: What is your opinion of Twilight? Personally, I think anyone who says
all vampires sparkle needs to go read an Anne Rice novel or four. And Dracula.
All: WHO LIKES SHARK WEEK?!
Dares:
Hmmm... let me think... I know!
America: eat a tofu-burger
France: Make escargot and tete de veau
Iggy: eat France's escargot
All: eat tete de veau
That's all for now!
"Iggy, what is your opinion about the next Doctor?" Myrna asks.
"It should be interesting to see how he does as the Doctor," England says.
"Yeah, still prefer David Tennant as the Doctor. He was awesome," Vamp says.
"All, have any of you seen World War Z? It was AWESOME," Myrna asks.
"I haven't. The previews look good," Vamp says.
The rest of the nations except for America shake their heads. America is fist pumping over it.
"What is the next truth?" Vamp asks.
"Roro, what is your opinion of Twilight? Personally, I think anyone who says all vampires sparkle needs to go read an Anne Rice novel or four. And Dracula," Myrna says glaring.
"What is Twilight? Vampires that sparkle? Doesn't happen," Romania says.
"I agree with Myrna there. That is a major flaw in the books and movies," Vamp admits.
"Thank you," Myrna says. "All of you, WHO LIKES SHARK WEEK?!"
"Don't watch," Vamp and Youji say.
"It scares Prussia when we watch it," Germany says [A/N: There is a fanfic somewhere on that has this happen.]
A lot of nations just shrug with no opinion on it.
"So what is the first dare?" Vamp asks.
America, eat a tofu-burger," Myrna says handing him one.
America grimaces and eats it. He shudders and reaches for a burger Vamp allowed all previous dares for no burgers to disappear from now on.
"France, Make escargot and tete de veau," Myrna tells him.
France runs off to cook and in however long it takes he returns.
"Iggy eat France's escargot," Myrna says.
England makes a face but eats it anyway.
"Gross, snails," Vamp says.
"Now everyone eat tete de veau," Myrna tells us.
"Gross, lamb's head?" Vamp says as everyone eats one bit of it. "Now that is over. Next is a new reviewer who is going to appear to read hers."
A girl with almost black hair and brown eyes appears. She is exactly 5'0 and wears glasses.
"Welcome Okatu Jewel," Vamp says. [A/N: Hope I got the gender right. If I did not I am sorry.]
"Hi," she says.
"Go ahead and read your review," Vamp invites.
Truths: Germany, how did you deal with having your real memories back?
Japan: Did you like Yaoi since you were young? If so, did you get caught by
anyone?
Vamp: Did your family ever have a rival?
Dares: Canada sing Canadian please?
Vamp, choose a few people to read a fanfic about them having kids. Mpreg ftw!
"Starting with the truths," Vamp says.
"Germany, how did you deal with having your real memories back?" Okatu Jewel asks.
"I was relieved to have them back. As for dealing with them I had to spend a few hours to myself to come to terms with them. Then I realized no matter what I am who I am now so the rest does not matter," Germany answers.
"Japan Did you like yaoi since you were young? If so, did you get caught by anyone?" Okatu Jewel asks.
"No, it is something that has gained popularity. I have been into it for a several years though," Japan says.
"Wow, he is a somewhat newbie at it," Vamp observes.
"Last truth, Vamp did your family ever have a rival?" Okatu Jewel asks.
"Once long ago. Some human group I can't remember. They were the ones that killed the other three like me and my sister. But the group died out long ago," Vamp admits.
"Canada, sing Canadian please?" Okatu Jewel dares.
"Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
CHORUS:
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a deux langues officielles:
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be…
CHORUS:
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
So you're thinking to yourself,
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well we've got some steps for you to follow…
STEP 1: Lose the gun
STEP 2: Buy a canoe
STEP 3: Live multiculturally
STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!
We got beavers, cariboo and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron…
CHORUS:
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
But I know that you wanna be Canadian," Canada sings.
"Wow that was great," Vamp says ignoring the rest of the nations reaction to Canada.
"Last dare, Vamp, choose a few people to read a fanfic about them having kids," Okatu Jewel says.
"Okay Germany, Prussia, Japan, Romano, and Iggy," Vamp says as five laptops appear.
Germany reads his and goes white as a sheet. The laptop disappears and Italy cuddles against him confused.
Prussia has a similar reaction to his before quickly recovering and saying, "My kids would be awesome."
Vamp ignores his comment reading some of Japan's yaoi collection. Japan passes out as his laptop disappears as does Prussia's. Romano starts to swear and yell in Italian. He is also ignored by Vamp. His laptop disappears and soon it is down to Iggy.
"This is not possible," England says shocked.
"It is in the fanfiction world and possibly magic," Vamp says putting away the manga she was reading. "Thanks for coming by Okatu Jewel. Stop by anytime you want."
Okatu Jewel leaves through a portal.
"Well that is it for this chapter. Hope to here from more of you and hopefully some of my hostesses next time." Vamp says as the group starts to play some random games. My parents pack up and leave after saying their goodbyes.
"We will visit again," Dulcina says to her daughters as she leaves with their dad.
Well, here is the latest installment of Game Time. Thank you my reviewers for sending in such awesome dares. This story would not have gotten far without you. I am happy to see some new ones as well as some of the usual ones.
Youji:Well, Mom and Dad are gone and France managed to live.
Yeah, too bad.
Greece: Listen to… your parents. ZZZZZ
Wow, he actually spoke without anyone waking him.
Japan: Please review.
Thanks Japan.