Chapter 14 - 3 month-aversary
Open-mic-night! Yeah, baby! I am so excited right now. I'm jumping up and down in my seat at Rosemary's as Quinn stands on the stage getting ready to sing.
"Can she at least sing?" Asked San. I smiled and nodded.
"Uh huh, she's really good." I said. The music started at Quinn started singing, "Yay! Burger!" I squealed as our waiter brought our food. San chuckled and pecked my cheek.
I sat swaying in my seat as San and Puck made conversation with Mercedes. I chomped on my fries as Quinn finished up her song. When she was done, we all clapped.
"Thank you. Thanks. Um, I'd just like to call someone up on stage now. And I know she's gonna kill me later but I haven't heard her sing yet and it was her idea to come here tonight so, Brittany Pierce, get your sexy ass up here!" Said Quinn. My eyeballs widened as I put another two fries in my mouth. I shook my head, "Yes! Come on, Britt! Get up here! It was your idea!"
I sighed and gave in as everyone cheered for me to go on stage... Even San was cheering me on. I made my way to the little mini stage as Quinn clapped excitedly and walked off. I stood by the microphone and looked at everyone staring at me expectantly.
"Um... Hello." I said and everyone giggled... Wtf! They're so weird, "Okay, um... Do you guys have 'The way you look tonight' by Frank Sinatra?" I asked, "Please say no." I begged and everyone laughed at me. I smiled. They think I'm funny.
"We've got it." Said a guy from the back.
"They have it! They have it!" Yelled San and Puck from our table.
"Okay then. Thank you!" I said to San who smiled at me cheekily, "Okay, you guys, I'm like, super nervous so... Go easy on me, okay?"
"Yeah!"
"Yep!"
"Just sing for Gods sakes!" Yelled Quinn amongst all the 'yeahs' and 'yeps'.. I rolled my eyes and they started playing the song.
"Some day, when I'm awfully low,
When the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you
And the way you look tonight."
I sang, looking at San the whole time who was smiling at me lovingly.
"Yes you're lovely, with your smile so warm
And your cheeks so soft,
There is nothing for me but to love you,
And the way you look tonight."
She bit her lip as I sang and her smile grew. I glanced at Quinn who had shock written all over her face.
"With each word your tenderness grows,
Tearing my fear apart
And that laugh that wrinkles your nose,
Touches my foolish heart."
I saw a tear slide down San's cheek and she didn't even bother to wipe it away. I smiled before started the next verse.
"Lovely, never, ever change.
Keep that breathless charm.
Won't you please arrange it?
Cause I love you, just the way you look tonight.
Mm, mm, mm, mm,
Just the way you look to-night."
She put her hands in front of her mouth and more tears fell down her cheeks. As soon as the music stopped everyone clapped and cheered and I felt super good. San stood up and started squealing along with Quinn, Rachel, Tina, Mercedes and... Puck? I smiled and curtsied.. What?! Why did I curtsy?!
"Thanks." I said.
"That's my baby!" Yelled San at the top her lungs before howling like an indian along with Quinn. I blushed and walked off the stage to finish my burger. As soon as I got to the table San pulled me into a kiss. I smiled and wrapped my arms around her lower back and pulled her flush against me as our table was all like, "Ooooh!" Children. Such children, "You were so amazing." San mumbled against my lips. I smiled even bigger and pulled away slightly.
"Thank you.. Probably 'cause I was singing to you." I said seductively, making San chuckle before kissing me again, "Okay, I'm so hungry." I said after pulling away from San. We both sat down and started eating our burgers. As soon as we had finished, she leaned over and whispered in my ear.
"Do you wanna take a walk before dessert?" She whispered. I shivered and nodded as she ran her tongue over the shell of my ear. I threw my napkin down and sprung up.
"We're going for a walk! We'll be right back! Thank you, see you now, now." I said, pulling San up and out of the door.
The both of us ran outside and climbed into the back seat of my car. San smiled as I shut the door and ravished her neck with wet, open mouth kisses as I took my shirt off. I heard her groan as I pushed her up against the door.
"You know... Next week is our 3 month anniversary." She said as she helped me pull my shirt off the rest of the way, breathing heavily as she spoke. I smiled and held the other side of her neck as I sucked her pulse point. She moaned and squeezed my ass.
"Uh huh," I said as I left a very dark hickey on San's neck before I looked at her and kissed her lips, "I got you the best present ever." I mumbled against her lips. She smiled and kissed me even harder.
"Me too," she said and licked my bottom lip, "I bet mine's better than yours." She said before sticking her tongue in my mouth. I moaned and pressed harder against her, straddling her thigh.
"If it's sex... Then it's definitely better than mine." I said as I pulled away and let her kiss my now exposed breasts.
"Mm-mm... Not sex... But I know you'll love it." Said San as she licked my nipples. I moaned and tangled my fingers in her hair.
"I can't wait." I mumbled before slamming my lips against hers again, "No more talking," I panted, "We have to make this fast."
"I can do that." She said and flipped us before undoing my pants and sliding them down. Oh. My. God.
`°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°``°``°•.¸¸.•°
"Oh, my God!" I groaned, "This is SO good!"
"Ugh, isn't it?!" San exclaimed as we ate Blaine's famous chocolate cake.
"You guys took a pretty long walk," said Quinn, "Where'd you go? China?"
I laughed really loud and really fakely before eating more cake.
"You're so funny, Q!" I said sarcastically before taking a swig of my beer, "No. We went to Egypt." San giggled and then nodded seriously.
"So much fun, we saw the sphinx." She said, eating some more cake.
"Okay, ha ha, very funny guys." Said Quinn as I smiled at her.
"Britt, you got chocolate on your teeth." She said. I pouted and ran my tongue over my teeth.
"Thanks." I mumbled.
"So... Isn't it your guys' three month anniversary next week?" Asked Puck. I nodded and San smiled.
"Yup." Said San, sipping her ice tea through her straw. Almost everyone I know is like, obsessed with straws.
"Oh, my god!" Said Rachel.
"What, Rach?"
"We should throw a party!" She exclaimed.
"No!" Everyone yelled in unison. She pouted and ate more of her cake.
`°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°``°``°•.¸¸.•°
"No! This is crap!" I yelled as I read over the browser history on my work computer, "Why is there so much fucking porn on here?!"
Quinn sat across from me in one of the chairs opposite my desk and she was silent, eating a salad.
"I don't know." She shrugged, "Maybe you watch porn?"
"No, Quinn! I didn't even know this was on here." I said and then looked back at the computer, "Who could've been in here over the weekend?" I asked myself.
"I don't know. God, stop asking me questions, I don't work here." She answered.
"I wasn't asking you." I said through gritted teeth.
God. I was already in a shit mood today, I didn't need porn on my computer. I mean, I haven't seen San all day because she's been in and out of meetings. All of the articles that I need in for next weeks paper, aren't in and now there's porn on my computer. Great. Just great. And it's lesbian porn, too.
"Jesus, Britt. Calm down." Said Quinn, shoving a piece of lettuce in her mouth, "Find your shakras."
"What?!" I asked, in an irritated tone.
"Woosa, Britt. Calm down." She said, shoving a tomato in her mouth, "It's just porn. You can still delete the history and then it'll be like it never happened."
"No! Because I've already found the porn and I wanna know who did it." I snapped, banging my hands on my desk.
"Okay.. Okay, well, we could ask Sam if he knows who did it, I mean he was here all weekend finishing up some articles..." Said Quinn. My eyeballs widened.
"Hey, Q? Do you let Sam use the computer at home?" I asked. She shook her head.
"No." She answered.
"Why's that?" I asked.
"Because he never asks to use it." She shrugged and looked at me with her fork in her hand, "What?" She asked as I raised my eyebrows at her. She gasped after a few seconds, "Oh, my god! It was Sam!"
"Get there faster, Q!" I said, standing up and storming out of my office and into Sam's, Quinn following closely behind me, "Sam! What the fuck?!"
"I'm sorry?" He asked, looking confused and then he saw a very angry Quinn standing next to me and his eyeballs widened, "I'm sorry, okay, he said Britt wanted a file from her office so I gave him the key, okay? Sorry, look, just tell me what he stole and I'll replace it."
"Um... What?" I asked.
"Puck. You didn't tell him you needed a file did you?" He asked.
"Puckerman was inside my office?" I asked.
"Yeah, sorry." Said Sam.
"You let Puckerman watch lesbian porn on the computer in my office?!" I asked, outraged.
"Oh god! I didn't know he did that. God, sorry, Britt. I swear, it won't happen again." He said.
"It better not, Samuel Evans!" I snapped and then walked out before turning around, "Somebody go out and get me a black light! I wanna see if there's semen on my desk."
Sam nodded furiously and dialed a number on his phone as I walked back to my office, leaving Quinn with Sam.
Stupid Puck. My office, for Christ sake!
`°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°``°``°•.¸¸.•°
"And then I found out it was Puck! Puck! Your friend, Puckerman!" I exclaimed as San and I sat down on the couch with a bottle of wine. She sighed and leaned her head against the back of the couch, looking at me with her wine glass pressed against her cheek.
"I'm sorry, sweetie." She said softly, "You can always just delete the history."
"Yeah, but he sat in my chair... And touched himself and I know he touched himself, I saw the stains of semen on my desk." I said before taking a sip of my wine. San made a face and sipped her wine.
"Ew. Thanks for that. Now I can never talk to Puck again." She said.
"I can never talk to Puck again! He masturbated in my chair and came all over my desk! How do you think I feel?!" I yelled before chugging down some of the wine from the bottle. San giggled and shook her head as I rested my head in her lap.
"That's a lovely picture you just painted, sweetheart." She said, running her tanned fingers through my hair.
"Eugh! Puck didn't paint a very pretty picture on my desk." I said.
"Gross! Brittany!" San exclaimed. I smiled and kissed her thigh.
"So, how was your day?" I asked.
"Mm, awful. I was literally in one meeting and then the next minute I was in another." She said, "I ate my lunch on my way to one of my other meetings."
"Aw... Baby, I'm sorry." I said, pecking her knee.
"That's okay. It's not your fault." She said and leaned forward to put her glass on the coffee table so she could pay full attention to my hair.
"Are you excited about tomorrow?" I asked with a smile. I heard San chuckle lightly.
"Mhmm. Super excited. I can't wait to give you your present. I just know you'll love it." She said.
"Can I get a clue as to what it is?" I asked.
"Nope." She said as she braided my hair.
"Ugh! Why?" I asked, making a fuss.
"Because I said 'no'. It's supposed to be a surprise. If I tell you then it won't be a surprise anymore." She said and pressed a kiss to my head. I sighed.
"Fine.. That's fine. I'll just lie here and watch 'Cinderella'... It's okay, really. I'm fine." I said. She giggled.
"Okay. Great." She said and started tickling my arm.
"Baby, please?!" I asked, jumping up and straddling her.
"Um... Excuse me, I'm trying to watch the mice sing to Cinderelly, okay?" She said and I could see the smile that she was trying to hide. I sighed and kissed her lips a few times before lying back down with my head in her lap.
`°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°``°``°•.¸¸.•°
"Okay, I'm not gonna do anything lame and make you put on a blindfold while I drive you somewhere you've never been before." I said to San. It's mine and San's 3 month-aversary and I am so excited to give her my present, "Which is why I just thought that we'd stay in and be here... In our apartment. Together... With pizza!" San laughed as I jumped up, running to the door after there was a knock. I had set out a picnic blanket and some soft pillows. It was lame but... It was raining tonight so... We couldn't really go to Central Park like I wanted. Oh, well. I quickly tipped the delivery guy and ran back to San with the pizza after closing the door. She smiled as I sat down.
"Aw, baby, you are so romantic." She said as I threw rose petals all over the pillows. She giggled and I smiled.
"I know." I said, "Okay, now, before we eat, I have to give you your present." She squealed as I ran to our bedroom and grabbed her present from my bedside drawer. I ran back as fast as possible and sat down, "Okay, it's not anything fancy but it's from the heart, so.." I said and gave San the envelope with her present. She smiled and pecked my lips as she took it from me.
"Thank you, baby." She said genuinely, "Can I open it now?" I nodded, "Okay," she said and opened the envelope, taking out the pieces of paper inside, "100 Reasons Why You're Perfect." She read out loud. I smiled and she got all choked up, "Baby, this is so special, thank you."
"You're welcome." I said and leaned in for a kiss. She smiled and held my face as we kissed deeply.
"I love you." She mumbled against my lips and I couldn't help but beam.
"I love you too." I whispered as we pulled away, "You really like it?"
"Uh huh.. Yeah." She said as a tear fell down her cheek. She didn't even wipe it away, she just let it fall, "No one's ever done anything like this for me so... It means a lot, Britt." She said and looked at the list before giggling, "You're left handed. Really, Britt?"
"Yeah huh! I think it's cute!" I said, "I've never really met a lefty before." She laughed and scanned the pages and then frowned.
"Um... There's only 99 here, Britt." She said, confused because the heading says 100 reasons. I smiled and bit my lower lip, opening the pizza box to show her the 100th reason why she's perfect. She looked at the pizza and smiled as more tears ran down her beautiful cheeks as she read the words, spelled with Dots, out loud, "Because You're My Brown Eyed Girl."
"You like it?" I asked, smiling at her reaction. She nodded and pulled me into a warm embrace. I smiled and buried my head in her neck as she sighed contentedly.
"I love it, Brittany. And I love you. More than anything. Thank you so much for this, it really makes me feel special." She said, wiping her tears from under her eyes.
"You are special, San. The most specialist." I told her simply with a smile. She kissed me a few more times before laughing.
"It's spelled in Dots." She said through giggles. I smiled and nodded.
"I love Dots." I said and she nodded.
"I know, baby. You're adorable." She said. I smiled and then we ate our pizza and talked at drank Yoo Hoo like when we were kids. And we laughed 'till we cried and it was the best night ever. And then... San gave me my present, "Okay, sweetheart. Don't scream because it's little." She had said and I frowned in confusion as she held a box with holes poked into the top.
"Please don't tell me you got me a frog or something? Because I really don't like frogs." I said. She smiled and put the box in between our crossed legs.
"Nope. Not a frog." She said, "Open it." I smiled and got nervous. I carefully started lifting the top of the box off and what I saw made my heart jump with happiness and I gasped.
"A miniature Lord Tubbington." I said, taking the baby kitty out of the box and kissing it's little face. It meowed and I giggled.
"It's a girl because boys tend to spray." Said San with a smile.
"Oh, my god. Baby, I love her!" I exclaimed in a whisper, tears forming in my eyes. I can't believe San did this. She got me a kitty. I'm so happy right now, I could die, "Thank you so much, San!"
"You're very welcome, Britt." She said, pecking my lips, "I saw her in the store when I went to get a chew toy for my boss's dog and I knew you had to have her." I smiled impossibly big and kissed her again as the kitty started purring in my hands. She was tiny. So, so tiny. Not too tiny, obviously, but still so little.
"God, I love you." I said, "What should we name her?"
"Well, I don't know, she's yours. You name her." Said San.
"No. She's our cat. Just like this is our apartment. I want the both of us to name her. She can be like our temporary baby." I said, cuddling into San's arms with the kitty on my shoulder. San hummed and kissed my head.
"Okay... Well, what do you like?"
"I like... Snix." I said and smiled, waiting for San to say something about me choosing the name of her "other personality".
"You wanna name our kitten, Snix?" She asked and I nodded.
"Well... Okay then. Snix, it is. I'm just gonna have to make sure Aunty Snix doesn't arrive on the BitchTown express and decide to go all Lima Heights." She said in her ghetto voice. I laughed and kissed her chin.
"Thank you, love. It's perfect." I said. She smiled and rested her head on mine.
"Happy 3 months, sweetheart." She whispered.
"Happy 3 months, San."
`°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°``°``°•.¸¸.•°
Author's note: Sorry it wasn't that long. Will try and update soon. Thanks for reading! Review? Come on, you know you can't resist! ;)