A/N: After a hiatus of almost two months, it's back; yes Dimension Warriors is up and running again! I won't explain why it hasn't been for the last two months, as most of you are on the PR:O! forum, and in fact, most of you also write this fic. However, for those of you that fit into neither of those categories – well, you'll just have to join the forum won't you?
Now I have to say, this is set back at the beginning of July, because my next chapter is set at the beginning of the Olympics in August. So yeah.
Frank –
"We were the authors of Poké Rangers...just a group of normal people in a normal world who like to write. We should have known Japan would be different, look at their TV shows!"
[Frank, Brooke, and Jack arrive in the hub and are presented with their morphers
Go! Dimension Warriors, go!
[The three Rangers pose together
With our shining light,
[Three core Rangers stand individually, in the background shots of each of them morphing, Zords becoming Megazord formation, credits: "Yankee Blaze as Frank", "Mimi Tachikawa-Sincerity as Brooke", "Psyduck Ranger – Super Jack as Jack"
And with our new power,
[Above continued
We will fight!
[Two additional Rangers stand individually, in the background shots of each of them morphing, Zords becoming Megazord formation, credits: "Starfighter364 as Anthony", "ClarinetWrathArineko as Aly"
Every minute, every hour,
[Both Megazord formations individually complete
For what is right!
[Miss Suzuki and the Doc working in the Hub
Power of Dimensions!
[Roxas and Nick at Sakura's restaurant
Standing at attention!
[Jigglypuff and Clefairy, singing & dancing, Pikachu and Mewtwo hidden at the Hub
We will fight as Warriors!
[Rangers in human form fighting the Cruelios
We will fight to win this war!
[Tina and her lackeys stand, smirking down at Earth
Go! Dimension Warriors, go!
[Rangers using individual weapons against Bull-E, Rangers fire Warrior Cannon towards camera
Heading into battle,
[Rangers look round at the pokémon world
Morphing into action,
[Each of the Rangers in turn wielding the Blade of Nintendo
Time to show our mettle,
[Frank and Jack using Warrior Blade and Dimension Blaster
Reap the satisfaction,
[Brooke fighting Cruelios in the Castle Rage
This war must settle!
[Rangers relaxing at the Hub
Power of Dimensions!
[Anthony fighting off the other Rangers
Standing at attention!
[Rangers riding Warrior Wheelers
We will fight as Warriors!
[Rangers training for battle
We will fight to win this war!
[Dimension Megazord fighting a monster
Go! Poké Rangers!
[Rangers strike battle poses
Go! Dimension Warriors, go!
[Season logo
Chapter 14; Blade of Nintendo
Written by Psyduck Ranger
It was the big day; the day of the premiere of the Poké Rangers TV show – or rather Pocket Sentai for the Japanese audience. As a result, the Rangers had spent most of the day at press interviews – currently in Nintendo's building.
Just as they were leaving, however, one of the journalists called out one final question, in Japanese of course. The group looked to Miss Suzuki, who was translating for them.
"He – he asked if you have any comment on the real life Poké Rangers," she told them. The Rangers looked about themselves.
"Eh – how about, we think they're doing a great job, and we'd really like to meet them some time," Frank invented. Miss Suzuki smirked, and translated for the press. All six of them quickly rushed out of the hall they were in for the interview, and into the elevator, down to the Hub.
"Thank – um – yeah, thank um for that! Who wants toast?" Jack asked as the door clicked open, and they all filed out. They all passed, and Jack shrugged, walking off to the kitchen area.
"That was brutal!" Anthony said with a chuckle as he slumped back in an armchair in the living area.
"Tough questions?" the Doc asked, spinning round in his chair to face the room, a smile plastered over his face.
"You could say that," Aly said, taking a seat next to Nick.
"We were just asked to comment on the real Poké Rangers," Frank told them. Nick snorted with laughter.
"'Eh, fo Fank pold 'em 'at 'e fanfied meetin 'em," Jack mumbled, his mouth stuffed with toast. Everyone gave him disdainful glances. He swallowed before speaking again.
"What?" he asked them, but then broke down laughing everyone simply ignored him.
"Well after all that, I'm ready to just relax until the premiere party!" Frank said eagerly.
"Yeah. Let's just hope Miss Rage knows what's happening today and will let us," Brooke said with a smirk.
"Well now you've just gone and jinxed it," Nick pointed out, with an evil grin. Aly thumped him.
Meanwhile, at Castle Rage…
"NO!" Tina screeched simply, piercing her two warriors' ears. "The premiere can not be allowed to go ahead!"
"So you want us to go and stop it to – upset the Rangers?" Eraggron asked to confirm. Tina stood up from her throne.
"No! When I say it cannot go ahead, I mean it CANNOT go ahead! There is more to this than you can possibly begin to fathom, but you must stop the premiere at all costs!" she screeched, "It is imperative that the Poké Rangers TV show does not hit the air! Do I make myself perfectly clear!?" she asked. She was practically foaming at the mouth, but that didn't stop Eraggron and Serena from being angered by her insult to their intelligence.
"Understood. My queen," they said in unison, but through gritted teeth.
Once she'd left the room, the pair rose from their kneeling positions.
"I know just the thing to defeat the Rangers, once and for all. We track down the fabled Blade of Nintendo," Serena suggested. Eraggron, however, simply gave a single, guffawing laugh.
"Fabled is right! That weapon never existed, it's merely a fairy tale!" he told her.
"Not true. It has been lost for millennia, yes, but working under Queen Tina has allowed me to discover the truth. It was in fact lost in an ancient dimension portal," Serena told him. Eraggron's eyes went wide.
"Are you trying to say that it's in the Rangers' realm!?" he asked. Serena smiled mysteriously.
"You gather the Cruelios, and some Beefighters for transport. I'll recruit some – assistance," Serena told him, walking off through one of the many exits. Eraggron soon did the same.
Later, back at the Hub…
The various 20-somethings were all playing a game of Uno, when the Doc spoke up.
"Hmm…" he muttered, however, nobody else heard. He cleared his throat, and tried again, much louder, "HMM!"
The teens all looked over to him. "What's up, Do- ok, sorry," Jack said, with a huge grin.
"Well I thought I picked up readings of a dimensional portal an hour or so ago, but none of the normal alarm bells were ringing – but now I'm definitely picking up readings of Eraggron, Serena, Cruelios, all sorts, you name it," he said thoughtfully.
"Ok, so they've just kept quiet for a while. We can go take care of them now," Brooke said, as the five Rangers stood up.
"Where about are they?" Frank asked.
"Africa, that's what I don't get," the Doc told them. They group all stopped moving immediately.
"Africa!? You mean like where lions used to live, until they became extinct!?" Jack asked, his mouth dropping.
"Lions aren't extinct," Anthony told him.
"How do you know what might happen in the next five years!?" Jack asked angrily, pointing a finger at him, before adding, "Besides, we all know international news moves slow. I say they're dead!"
"Lions are not extinct, but you never know what might happen if you don't get to Morocco! Now go, take the Peltine," Miss Suzuki ordered, checking out the stats on the computer.
"And try to be back for the premiere," Nick added.
"Good point, Let's Poké Battle," Jack said, receiving a few mild titters.
"Dimension Warriors, transform!"
Shortly, onboard the Peltine…
"Are we there yet?" Jack asked.
"No," Brooke replied simply.
"Are we there yet?" Aly asked.
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Are we there yet?"
"Frank, you're driving!"
"Good point," Frank agreed. Moments later he spoke again, "Are we there yet?"
"Wow – I think we are," Brooke said, surprise clear in her voice, as she checked the digital map.
"What, that's impossible, we've only been moving ten minutes!" Jack cried.
"Dude, I've got a Pikachu and a baby Mewtwo. Get some perspective!" Anthony yelled.
"Sorry," Jack said, trying not to laugh, as the Peltine descended, and landed.
"Everyone remember where we parked," Frank requested.
"The Sahara Desert?" Aly asked rhetorically.
"Did you know that technically, it's only the second largest desert in the world, after Antarctica?" Jack asked. As ever, he was ignored.
"Hey, do we have contact?" Frank asked his DS, as he tried to connect to the Hub, with success.
"Ok, we're here. Now where are they?" he asked. The Doc gave a nervous chuckle.
"Yeah, about that…I can't really – pinpoint their location," he told them, scratching the back of his head.
"Wonderful," the Red Ranger sighed, disconnecting the call.
"Ok gang, let's split up and search for clues," Jack said happily, rubbing his hands together. The other Rangers looked at him. "Think about it, we've got the sparsely used Warrior Wheelers, I bet the five of us could cover the entire Sahara, bust out the Megazord, and still make it back in time for the opening credits."
"Well…I suppose. Ok, Warrior Wheelers everyone!" Frank ordered. Everyone dialled in A, B and Y on their morphers. The Pink, Blue and Green Rangers went wide-eyed as they saw their vehicles materialise.
"Ok, Yankee, you head north, Brooke, you go west, Aly you go south, Starfighter you go east, and I'll go – um – central," Jack said happily.
"Everyone just go a different way and find Tina's cronies," Frank said. The group nodded, and four out of five hopped on/in their vehicles and sped off, whipping up sand-streams as they did – right in Jack's face.
"Oh, great, thanks!" he yelled angrily as he coughed and spluttered, before a revelation came to him, "Wait, I'm wearing a helmet…anyway, work time!"
He moved over to his Warrior Wheeler to begin his search, but he tripped over, just managing to support himself on the vehicle. He frantically looked around to see what had tripped him but saw nothing.
"Hmm…" he muttered, stroking his chin. He fell down onto his hands and knees, and began feeling around in the sand.
Meanwhile, elsewhere (well what do you want, coordinates?)…
Frank halted his Wheeler as he spotted the target ahead; Eraggron was accompanied by only three Cruelios. Before the creatures had a chance to see him, he started up the engines again, and sped forth, ramming into and crushing one of the Cruelios. He then stopped again several metres away from the remaining trio, and jumped out.
"Give me a break, you've come half way around the world just to try and stop us!?" Eraggron asked in a mildly irritated tone.
"And what brings you here?" Frank asked smugly. Eraggron, however, shared his smugness.
"Please, I'm not as thick as the pathetic minions you write for your villains, do you really think I'm going to give you information that critical?" he asked.
"Oh, so it's critical is it? Not just trying to get us lot out of Japan then?" Frank asked, and he smiled as he saw Eraggron grow furious. His smirk vanished, however, when Eraggron drew his sword and lunged at him. He ran behind his Warrior Wheeler, giving him time to summon his Warrior Blade.
Back with Jack…
The Yellow ranger had found the item he'd tripped over, and understood why he'd failed to see it immediately; it was completely invisible. A small something protruding from the sand. Jack had dug away at it, and eventually found a blade. He decided it best to ring in with the Hub.
"Hey, Doc…I've got some sort of…I dunno, it's an invisible sword or something…I don't suppose you-?" Jack began, but the Doc interrupted him. His eyes were wide.
"Can I see!?" he asked urgently. Jack awkwardly and embarrassedly rotated his morpher so that the screen was facing the sand.
"I'm just running some scans…oh my! Oh no! Oh dear! I knew this would happen…" he said seriously and quietly.
"I have got to patent that…" Jack mumbled.
"I believe this is the Blade of Nintendo!" the Doc gasped.
"Excuse moi?" Jack asked, one eyebrow raised, but without giving an answer, the Doc scurried off, soon bringing back Miss Suzuki.
"What, what is it?" she asked impatiently. She looked slightly to the left of the camera that must be on her, her eyes darting back and forth, widening as they went.
"That's what they must be there for. Tina must have known the Blade was there, and she's sent Eraggron and whatever else to find. Thank God you found it first, Jack!" she cried.
"Yay, I did good," Jack said mock-childishly, "but exactly what is the "Blade of Nintendo"? Sounds like somebody needs to get sued," Jack chuckled.
"Hardly. The Blade started appearing in folk stories around about in the fifth century, and in modern times it became Nintendo's namesake, since it was so little known. According to the fables, whoever wields it will never lose in battle. While I don't know about that, another story surrounding it says that both it and its true owner can become invisible at its owners will. That certainly seems to be true," Miss Suzuki explained.
"Jack, you'd better bring that back here right away. Where are the others?" the Doc asked.
"Eh-" Jack mumbled.
Meanwhile…
"Any sign of them?" Brooke asked Aly, as they met up and slowed down their vehicles.
"No. It's weird, why would they be out here?" Aly asked. Moments later they heard an indistinguishable yell coming from one direction.
"Let's go!" Brooke cried, starting up her engines.
"Last one there has to kiss Jack!" Aly said with a laugh as she sped off.
"Oh dear God!" Brooke wailed, speeding up exponentially.
Also meanwhile…
While Frank's sword was serving well enough to defend him, it couldn't really compete with Eraggron's, as it was really only designed to work on weaker foes such as the Cruelios. If only he had another, more powerful sword.
Back with Jack…
"Well never mind that now, get the Blade back to the Peltine, then call the others," the doc told him. Jack nodded, and closed his DS. He grinned beneath his helmet, as he reached towards the sword.
"Rightful king of England, here I – hey!" he yelled angrily, as somebody else pulled the weapon from the sand before he could. As it swung past him, he caught a quick glance of it as it become visible in its wielders hands – a polished wooden handle joined to a solid silver blade, with jetting spikes by a fixture of gold with a ruby or something ruby-like fixed in the hilt.
"At last! We now have a weapon that you cannot possibly fight against!" Serena cackled as she held the sword aloft. Jack looked up at it in fear, before running as she swung the blade round at him.
Meanwhile…
The girls arrived on the scene with some creature pinning Anthony to the ground, twin blades held at his neck, whilst Cruelios around them jeered and cheered.
The monster was a Gallade like creature, though its head was completely green mass, with thin red slits for eyes, and red, devil horns. Its arm blades were also detached, serving as much larger, and stronger & more impressive looking swords.
The girls simultaneously leapt out of their vehicles and whipped out their Dimension Blasters, shooting through the Cruelios, and at the creature's back, causing him to tumble off of Anthony, who quickly leapt to his feet, kicking down two more Cruelios in the process, and then rejoining Aly and Brooke. As the creature saw the girls, rising to his feet, he gave a horse-like laugh (as in a laugh sounding like a horse's neigh).
"Oho, so the Pink and Blue Rangers have come to help out Greeny! Then Gallats shall crush them!" he roared, rushing at them with his swords. He swung them madly, and the trio could only dodge, causing them to collide with the sand, causing a cloud of dust to rise.
"Bubblebeam!"
"Energy Ball!"
"Aurora Beam!"
Hit from three separate directions, with three separate attacks, Gallats was only able to block two of them with his swords, taking the full force of the Bubblebeam.
"Oho! Such puny bubbles cannot hurt the mighty Gallats! For Gallats is strong!" he grunted joyfully, as the layer of sand hiding the Rangers fell back to the ground, and they reacted in shock to seeing him completely unharmed, "Now Gallats will make you pay for such insubordination!"
The creature ran towards Aly, but halted himself before he was anywhere near her, or any of the Rangers.
"Oho! Serena has found what we were looking for! That's good news! Now the Rangers all go bye-bye! Bye-bye!" he called, vanishing on the spot.
"What was that all about?" Brooke asked.
"I dunno, but we should call the others, and see if they've had any luck…he said Serena's found something…I'm gonna bet that it's nothing good…" Anthony sighed.
Aly flipped open her DS, sending out a call to both the Red and Yellow Rangers. Only Frank answered.
"Hey, Frank, no luck then?" she asked.
"Well yeah, I found Eraggron, but he just left out of the blue. Not a clue why…lucky for me he did though…" he mumbled.
"Wait, why hasn't Jack answered?" Brooke asked. As one they each realised the situation, but before they could move, his returned the call.
All the four saw on the screens was Jack laying down in the side, apparently having just been thrust down, with the Peltine just behind him. The next second he disconnected.
"Everyone, back to the Peltine, NOW!" Frank ordered. They closed their morphers, and returned to their vehicles, speeding across the Sahara at max speed.
Back with Jack again…
"Give it up, Yellow Ranger!" Eraggron roared, as he, Serena and Gallats laughed. He was holding Jack by the neck, poking his cheek with his own weapon, "Between our four swords – including the invincible Blade of Nintendo – there's no hope for anyone or anything in any dimension! We'll obliterate you Rangers one by one. And finally, the ultimate Queen Tina Rage's will shall be done!"
"Glack…" Jack squeaked, causing the three beasts to laugh uproariously once more.
"Drop that duck!" Frank's voice called. Moments later, his Warrior Wheeler slammed into Eraggron, causing him and Jack to go flying off to either side.
The other three Rangers behind dismounted their vehicles, and ran over to Jack.
"You ok?" Brooke asked, kneeling beside him.
"Yeah – I'll live – I think – but that sword – Serena – we need that sword," he gasped, slowly sitting up. Brooke nodded, and she, Aly and Anthony headed to join Frank in battle.
"Water Pulse!" Serena called, lashing out against thin air, but leaving a trail of water behind the blade. The jet shot forth, knocking down all four Rangers on their feet.
"Give it up, Rangers! Nobody can stand up to the true owner of the Blade of Nintendo!" Serena told them. However, at her words, a massive explosion occurred all around, originating from the weapon, knocking every last one of the gathering from his or her feet.
"What happened!?" Gallats asked furiously.
"FIND THAT SWORD!" Jack screamed. And so, amidst the cloud of black smoke still thick around them, each of the all eight of them crawled around on their hands and knees, trying to feel the blade. Eventually, as the smoke began to rise, everyone heard a gasp.
"Who has it!?"
"Is it you!?"
"I haven't got it!"
When they could all see fully once again, Aly, Eraggron, Frank, Serena, Brook, Gallats, and Jack all looked about to see who was holding it. But neither of them were.
"Where'd it go?" Gallats asked, cocking his head to one side.
"Where did the Green Ranger go!?" Serena asked furiously.
"Right here!" Anthony voice called, and the teens watched in shock and amusement as the three monsters reacted to the invisible onslaught of the mighty sword, sending them all flying against the side of the Peltine, collapsing on the ground.
"And that's how it's done," Anthony said, planting the sword back into the ground, so that both it and he became visible.
"Nice going, Anthony," Frank said, giving a thumbs-up.
"The Blade of Nintendo!" Jack said in awe.
"The what!? Aly asked, as the others all looked round at him.
"Don't look at me, I didn't name it. Anyway, who wants to take of that?" Jack asked, pointing to Gallats.
"May I?" Frank asked, stepping forward. He took the Blade from the sand, both becoming invisible as he did so.
Gallats rushed forward, swinging his swords wildly through the air once more. The Rangers watched as with loud chimes, cracks methodically began to appear up and down Gallats's pair of green weapons, until they simply shattered.
"No! Gallats's beautiful swords! Gallats angry! No, Gallats scared!" the monster wailed as Frank's voice called out.
"Fire Spin!" he called. The flames obscured the Rangers' vision, but once they could see again, all that remained was a pile of ashes.
"We cannot call on Tina to revive him, if she finds out that we lost that Blade-" Eraggron muttered.
"She won't care so long as we still take it back," Serena told him. She closed her eyes, and appeared to concentrate deeply, giving a strained look on her face. With a low rumbling, a dimensional portal opened beneath Gallats's ashes, and another appeared in the sky, thrusting out his enormous body.
"We need the Zords!" Jack said into his DS, the moment he'd made contact with the Hub.
"What are you calling me for then, you have the Peltine!" the Doc told him.
"Good point," Jack said in realisation, giving the gunpoint gesture. You know what I mean.
As the Rangers headed towards the carrier Zord, however, Eraggron and Serena stepped in their way, and Gallats attempted to step on them.
"Fine, you guys take the Sceptidimension, I'll take the sword and handle these two," Aly said.
"Sounds like a plan," Frank said, thrusting the sword in her direction, which she caught expertly, vanishing as she span from the weight of the weapon.
The two generals didn't even flinch as she vanished, merely taking up defensive stances, but Aly still knocked them flying, allowing Frank to run into the Peltine's cockpit, and launch the four Zords.
The Megazord formed, and the Rangers gathered in the cockpit.
"Sceptimence Megazord!"
"Let's make this quick, guys, the premiere is in 40 minutes!" Jack announced.
"Power Gem!" Brooke called, as both arms pointed towards Gallats, who, without his weapons, was much less impressive looking.
Ground level…
Night Slash!" Eraggron called, and the movements of his sword became pure instinct, but Aly was perfectly able to dodge each of his lunges, slicing him with the Blade.
"Aqua Tail!" Serena called, one instant when she heard the Blade connecting with Eraggron's, launching a spinning jet of water from her tail, but Aly was too fast, and it instead hit Eraggron. Aly then simply struck Serena, knocking her to the ground. Serena looked around frantically, then scowled.
"Just forget it, we're leaving," she hissed, and the pair were swallowed up by a dimensional portal.
Back above…
"Leaf Blade!" Anthony called, slicing the monster right down the middle with the Sceptidimension Sabre, and it collapsed, exploding in the sand.
"30 minutes people, we're needed in Japan!" Jack yelled.
Later, at the after-party…
"I still say you should have let me play Jack – he is supposed to be me!" Jack moaned to the other Rangers, Nick, and Miss Suzuki. All of them were in their best suits and/or dresses, and they all felt that the party in general was too serious for a show that was airing with the target age group as young children…
"You said it yourself that by the end he'd been completely separated from you," Aly said.
"Plus you wouldn't dye your hair, I was never going to let it change from red, you know," Frank told him. Jack simply skulked.
"Tell you what, maybe when we start making Johto we'll let you be Eddie. That's cool, right?" Brooke asked.
"Yeah, after all he turned out to be-" Anthony began.
"I am well aware of whom he turned out to be, having come up with the idea in 2006, having written it 2007, having posted it only a couple of years ago, and having gone over the idea in my head about every day between all that," Jack said stiffly. The other Rangers tittered, as Miss Suzuki was called off to speak to some bigwigs, and the Doc joined the group.
"Everyone enjoying themselves?" he asked. Clashing with his suit, he was wearing a purple paper party hat, like those found in crackers.
"Yeah, but never mind, we have some questions for you," Nick said, as Frank and Anthony grabbed his arms, and steered him away from anyone else, the other young adults following.
"What's the deal with this sword?" Aly asked.
"Didn't Jack fill you in?" he asked them all nervously, his eyes darting to the Yellow Ranger.
"Yeah, but I mean – like why did it just explode like that? And why did it turn us invisible, but not Serena?" Frank asked.
"Well that'd be down to it not belonging to her," the Doc told them, but he could tell from their expressions they needed more, "Well I guess it could only just tell that it didn't truly belong to her at that point, so it reacted, to help itself find its true owner. As in the one who bears its name."
"What do you mean?" Jack asked.
"Well the original owner named it after himself, Nintendo. Only Nintendo can claim to be the true owner. You could wield it as its owner because – well, you work for Nintendo – you're like a part of it," the Doc told them.
"That's a pretty rubbish explanation," Nick pointed out. The Doc frowned at him.
"Can it grow really, really big so the Megazord can use it too?" Jack asked excitedly. The Doc stared blankly at him, "What?"
"Don't be so ridiculous, Jack, how could it possibly do that, an inanimate, non-living object growing!? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!" the Doc cried.
"Most ridiculous thing I've ever heard is a magic sword that turns invisible coming through an inter-dimensional portal that can only be owned by Nintendo and its employees," Nick stated, warranting laughs all round.
Earlier, at Castle Rage…
"She doesn't need to know we lost it. She doesn't to know anything about it," Serena warned Eraggron as they stepped out of the dimensional portal.
"Anything about what, Serena? And what have you two been doing today anyway?" Tina asked. By the time they'd spun round to face her, however, she was already scanning their minds.
"You lost – the Blade of Nintendo – something so powerful – it would have been able to merge the two dimensions into one, never mind allowing me through the other world!" Tina screeched.
"Empress, allow me to explain!" Eraggron called frantically.
"No! There is no explanation for this! Shadow Force!" Tina screeched.
In a blinding flash of light, the two generals were out cold on the floor, barely breathing.
"Fail me so greatly again, and I will not permit you to survive," Tina told the unconscious bodies, stepping over them casually, and walking off.
"Hello again," Jack announced. He and the other Rangers were stood around the hub, "it's time for another completely irrelevant comedy sketch about a series I know nothing about…"
"Shut up," Frank sighed, as Brooke nudged him in the ribs. "Today we're going to tell you all about Kagaku Sentai Dynaman – or Scientific Squadron Dynaman."
"It all begins when the Jashinka empire-" Aly began.
"Hey, Frank, isn't that what you named that Dinosian you gave me? You know – Jashinka, that's it!" Jack butted in.
"Ye-heh, how 'bout that..." Frank sighed.
"-When the Ja- when they rose from the depths of the Earth to conquer the world – hey, wait," Aly finished, before leaning towards Anthony and whispering.
"To stop them, Doctor Yumeno assembles five inventors to his laboratory, Yumeno Invention Laboratory and gives them the power to become Dynamen," Brooke said.
"The five heroes are Hokotu Dan, Ryuu Hoshikawa, Yousuke Shima, Kousagu Nangou and Rei Tachibana," Frank said.
"Ooh, like Rei Danime!" Jack pointed out, staring at Brooke.
"Eh-heh, yeah…"
"Each member has their own goal, but as the Scientific Squadron Dynaman, they are united to – Jack, did you just copy all of this from wikipedia!?" Anthony asked angrily.
"Eh – I put my own jokes in," he said nervously.
"What jokes!?" they all yelled.
"Fine, you want jokes! A Feraligatr and a nun walk into Golden Youths-" Jack began, but the others all frantically yelled, "NO!"
"Good-whatever time it is people!" Jack said happily.
A/N: Done at last! Now I can do homework or something…hope you enjoyed it…anyone who's written ahead may want to edit things slightly now…and yes, I know it's farfetched, didn't Nick say that? Anyway, Mimi's almost definitely writing the next chapter, but you know how it is…well if you're in the American education system, or ever have been you do. See ya!