Warning: Lots of swearing this time. Lots. But the words themselves aren't terrible.

Randy awoke a few hours later and found a beautiful blonde Diva snuggled up to him. He gently brushed some of her slightly curly blonde hair out of her face. She was so beautiful. At the gentle feeling of his fingertips on her face she began to stir.

"Mmm."

"Morning beautiful."

"Mmm, morning," Beth mused while yawning and stretching herself out slightly.

Randy looked into her sparkling crystal eyes and leaned down to press his lips to hers.

"What was that for?"

"For being you," Randy stated with a smile.

Beth smiled back at him.

"So, what do we do now?" she asked.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean… how are we going to explain this to Mickie and Kaitlyn… and Cody and Barbie."

"Well, I reckon we can just come right out and say it to Mickie and Kaitlyn but Barbie and Cody will be a bit more tricky."

Beth thought for a minute and decided Randy was right.

"Hey, what time is it?"

Randy looked at the clock. "It's a little after 10. Why?"

"I have an autograph signing with Mickie today at 3. I'll get up soon," she said as she snuggled into him again.

He smiled and kissed the top of her head before relaxing back on the bed.

And that's when Mickie barged in.

"Bee! Get up! We got a signing today at—Whoa!"

Beth shot up covering herself with the sheets on the bed.

"Oh… my…."

"Now Mickie; I know hat you're thinking…."

"I'm thinking you fucked him!"

"Oh Mickie shut up…. You and your foul mouth," Beth stated with a roll of her eyes.

"Well, did you?"

Beth the clinched at the sheet tighter with shifty eyes, bit her bottom lip, and snuggled her face back into Randy.

"I knew it! I totally knew it!... Question: how did this even happen? When did you get here?"

"Came in real early, like 3 am. Had to tell Beth something…. One thing led to another… and-"

"Well, what was so important that you couldn't wait to tell her?"

"Well—"

"Cody cheated again Mickie."

"What? Do you know who with?"

"Yeah. But you'll never guess who it was."

"Was it Kaitlyn again? Cause I will fuck that bitch up!"

"No Mickie..."

"Then it was Eve….. That hoeski."

"No.. not Eve."

"Alicia?"

Beth shook her head no.

"I'll bet it was Aksana eh?"

"Who?"

"Aksana… That new, new chick."

"Never heard of her."

"Whatever. Then it must have been-"

"No Mickie just stop." Beth sat up slightly, careful with the sheet, making sure it didn't fall. She looked down as tears started to well up in her eyes.

"I- It was Barbie."

"No… It can't be. Surely not…."

"Randy saw it."

"It's true Mickie. I saw it. And he told me not to tell her about it. Obviously I couldn't do that to her."

Beth smiled a little though her tears and looked up at Randy. He used his thumb to gently wipe her tears away and looked into her eyes.

Mickie looked on at her friends and found herself smiling, happy; her anger had gone almost as quickly as it erupted at the sight of her best friend so happy.

"Okay you two love birds…"

They turned their attention back to her.

"So is this like official?"

Beth wanted to speak but couldn't seem to make words. She wanted to say that it was definitely official but she wasn't sure if Randy wanted to be in a relationship with her and didn't want to appear delusional or stupid.

"Well? …. Randy?"

"Well, I mean, if she wants to, I would be more than willing."

Beth shot her head back to look at him again in surprise.

"Really?"

"Of course… Beth I wouldn't have let last night happen if I didn't have deeper feelings for you. You should know I would never take advantage of you like that."

"I know… It's just… This is all new to me. Being wanted… Feeling beautiful. I haven't ever truly felt that before…" Beth confessed while playing with her fingers in her lap.

"You are beautiful. And I want you… More than anyone else ever could," Randy said as he rested his forehead on hers.

"Awww."

Beth looked up at her best friend. "Shut up Mickie."

"Yeah yeah… Up and at em! We have a signing to be at in a few hours."

Beth huffed and proceeded to get up out of the bed and gather up all her clothes from the floor and put them in bag for washing.

"You could have covered up or something. Jeez Beth."

"Why? You've both seen it anyways," Beth replied as she tossed the bag of dirty clothes next to her suitcase and proceeded to the bathroom to take a shower and get dressed for her signing with Mickie.

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When Beth got out of the shower she dried herself off and wrapped her towel around herself and went into her room to get some clothes from her suitcase. When she entered her room, she noticed her bed was made and all her things were neat and tidy. She had to be sure to thank Mickie for that after she was dressed. She decided on a grey baby doll top that had pink flowers at the bottom. For bottoms she wore jean capris with cuffs on the end and a few frays. Her shoes were pink converse to match her pink flowers; and just for a little something extra she added a nice grey and pink headband. She put brushed her teeth and put on a tiny bit of makeup and then eyed herself up in the mirror. She didn't think it was flawless but she thought she looked decent enough. As she was about to exit her room, she caught a glimpse of her fake belly. She had almost forgotten it! She grabbed it and snapped it on underneath her top. She left her room only to find Randy and Mickie sitting on the couch in the sitting room watching television.

"Bout time," Mickie stated with a playful roll of her eyes.

"Randy? You're still here?"

"Yeah," he said as he got off the couch. "I had to say a proper good-bye to my girlfriend."

"Girlfriend?"

"Yeah… you don't wanna be my girlfriend?"

"I do… It's just that… What about the plan?"

"She's right… now there is even more reason to go through with it," Mickie jumped in.

"You think we should?" she looked up at Randy.

"Definitely. But you can still be my girlfriend... " he brushed a strand of her hair behind her ear, ".. secretly, for now."

"Okay," she said cutely and chewed on her bottom lip.

Randy leaned in and gave her a gentle kiss on her lips.

"You look beautiful."

Beth blushed in response. "Thanks."

"No problem; Now, you two get to your signing. You'll be late. We'll figure out how to tell Cody and Barbra afterward. But I'll tell Kaitlyn while you're gone."

"Thank you."

She kissed him on his cheek and he smiled at her.

"Go on you two," he said as he gave Beth a smack on her ass.

Beth and Mickie left the hotel room to go to their signing. Once they had arrived, they found their table and were all smiles to greet the fans. They both loved the vibe of the fans and Beth had gotten some odd requests. Some people had asked to kiss her baby bump; some had asked to rub it; some had even asked to sniff it- she had politely refused those who asked that. It went swimmingly and none suspected her baby bump was fake.

A few hours later when the signing was over, Beth and Mickie gathered up their things to return to the hotel. It was then when Beth and Mickie both received text messages from Kaitlyn.

"What the actual fuck! Beth had sex with RKO! What? Are you fucking serious? Pinch me this is all a dream! *pinches self repeatedly* 0.o Explainnnnn it to meee."

"Looks like Randy told her," Mickie said with a slight chuckle. "I'll message her back and tell her to keep her mouth shut and we'll explain it all later."

"Thank you… Woah."

"Are you okay Beth?"

"Whoo, yeah. I think I'm just hungry. I haven't eaten all day remember?"

"Yeah. That's probably it. We'll get something right when we leave. I promise."

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They left and called both Kaitlyn and Randy on the way back to the hotel.

"Hello?"

"Hey Randy."

"Hey beautiful. What's up?"

"We're on our way back and we were wondering if you want some food, we're starving."

"I want something!" was heard in the background.

"That Kaitlyn?"

"Yep. Hasn't left the room since I told her. She's wiggin'."

"I figured as much," Beth replied with a slight giggle.

"So what am I getting?" Mickie asked.

"Kaitlyn, what do you want?" Randy asked.

"I want Taco Bell!"

"Taco Bell it is," Mickie said.

"Okay, we'll pick up the food and be back at the hotel in about 15 minutes," Beth said.

"Alright, we'll be waiting; bye."

"Bye."

With that, they both hung up the phone. Mickie and Beth stopped by the Taco Bell and got a family sized meal and made their way back to the hotel.

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When Beth and Mickie entered the room Kaitlyn popped up from the couch and immediately demanded the details of Beth's night with Randy.

"Kate, I'm not going to tell you exactly what we did."

"Good. I don't wanna know exactly what you did, just what led up to it."

Mickie then spoke up, " her jerk of a boyfriend cheated AGAIN."

"No way! With who?"

"Barbra."

"You're kidding. How could she? I know I made a mistake but I apologized and I'll never go there again."

"Believe me, Barbra isn't sorry at all. I could tell when I caught them," Randy contributed.

"Speaking of Barbra…" Mickie said as she held up her phone.

Yo Mick-Kick! I will be back to the room soon; had a situation that needed to be taken care of last night. Sorry I bailed without notice. But I'm fine! :)

Xo Barbie

"Nobody was worried about you bitch… I'm gonna say that…" Mickie said as she clicked the reply button and began to type.

"No Mickie! She'll know we're onto her," Beth said. "Look, let's just let her come back and we'll spill the beans then. And in the meantime I'll call Cody and let him hear Randy in the background or something and then tell him that way."

"That's actually a great idea," Kaitlyn chirped while eating a bite of her taco.

"Fine. Let's do it."

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