Tales of Symphonia, idiot seraphim deux
((A/N: Oh noes! I'm late!
Katandshadow: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Judgement comes in the standard Seraph package. So now you must be really Yuan obsessed, eh?
Woogly: Muahahah! The evil song shall remain in your head foreva!
ObligueFireAngel: See, that's because Zelos infected Kratos with his idioticness. And now that Lloyd's been kidnapped, Zelos is trying to be serious.
Blackdrak: Yeah, I had so much fun with the wheelchair! When I thought it up, I actually sniggered out loud. I'm just lucky nobody was nearby to hear it.
Enjoy this second to last chapter!))
Chapter thirteen.
Kratos and Zelos were still trying to take down the robot, when Mithos came running towards them.
"Dammit guys, you could've waited for me!" he shouted angrily.
"You were gone?" Zelos asked, narrowly avoiding a swipe from a giant robotic claw.
"Yes! I was still stuck in that tree!" Mithos huffed. "What did I miss?"
"Well, Forcystus came back for revenge, and turned his wheelchair into a big fighter robot. And now we're trying to defeat him, but he's a tad too strong." Kratos explained. Forcystus himself decided to spend his time usefully by making himself a large sandwich.
"Okay, we're going to take a break, so you have to take over for us." Zelos said, wiping the sweat off his face with a towel.
"Excuse me?" Mithos stammered.
"We've been fighting this thing for five minutes now. It's about time you did something."
"Nuhuh! Just because you're both lazy cows doesn't mean-" Mithos continued to rant on, and didn't notice that a gust of wind picked up the pepper Forcystus was just sprinkling on his sandwich, and blew it in the boy's direction. Mithos froze and sneezed loudly. The force of it caused him to spontanously transform into Yggdrasill.
"Oh, darnit! Blew my cover!" Yggdrasill said grumpily. Forcystus gasped and dropped his sandwich, before his robot turned back into an innocent wheelchair.
"Lord Yggdrasill! What are you doing here?" He asked.
"What does it look like? I'm here to save Lloyd!"
"I can't possibly fight you! You're my boss!"
"Hey, what about me? I'm your boss too!" Kratos called.
"Who are you then?" Forcystus stared at him.
"Lord Kratos! One of the four seraphim!" Kratos said in an outraged voice. Forcystus continued to stare, but said nothing. "Oh, nevermind!"
"We might be able to take advantage of this situation…" Zelos muttered to himself. "Hey Forcystus, as three of the four Seraphim, we command you to take us to Lloyd and Yuan!"
"Yes sir!"
Soon Forcystus was giving them a tour of Colette's hideout. Literally.
"…And this is the living room. It's been decorated in an antique Asgard style. Note the fine, oak panels."
"Look, this is really interesting and all, but could you just take us to the cellar, or wherever it is Colette is keeping Lloyd?"
"Oh, alright. Just go down those stairs over there." Forcystus pointed to some steps on the other side of the room. Kratos, Zelos and Mithos quickly descended them, and encountered a door. Just as Zelos reached out to open it, a voice stopped him.
"Hey, where do you think you're going?" Colette came flying down the stairs too.
"We're going to free Lloyd." Zelos replied simply.
"And Yuan!" Kratos chimed in.
"You can't do that! They're my prisoners!" Colette huffed.
"Well, you can't keep them! Lloyd is supposed to get married to me! Today!"
"Really? You're going to get married? Where's my invitation?" Colette demanded, placing her hands on her hips.
"It uh… must've gotten lost in the mail. Yeah."
"You think I'm stupid enough to believe that? Where's the engagement ring then?" Colette asked.
"I… didn't have enough money to buy one." Zelos muttered, going red.
"How about you join me? I'll give you 30 percent of Lloyd's money, and you get all the manwhores your heart desires."
"Oh hey, I'll join you!" Mithos shouted immediately, before getting whacked by Kratos.
"I know I normally side with the strongest. But this time, I side with the idiots." Zelos said firmly. There was a long silence.
"Hey, I think he means us…" Kratos whispered.
"Hooray!" Mithos hopped up and down in a hyperactive frenzy. "In your face, Brunel!"
"Now, to free my fiancée..." Zelos turned and opened the door to the cellar.
((ZOMGODANOTHEREVILCLIFFHANGER! Will Zelos save Lloyd? Will Kratos save Yuan? Will Colette get pwned? In short, will we have a happy ending? Find out in the last chapter and the epilogue!))