.... Kairi..... is not a good actress?!

Disclaimers: KH, and Cinderella are not mine.

And neither is Erika. She's a reviewer.

but haruto is just plain scary... he came out of mah head.... O_O

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Destiny High

".... Hehehe, right." Kairi says as she sits in an empty desk.

"WELL! We have a "new" student guys! this is Ree, Kairi's cousin! Ain't he cute?" Haruto introduces.

... I'll kill him. I swear I will.

"KYAA! So cute! I'd hug him!" A random voice says.

"You SURE that's a guy?!" a boy calls out.

"AWWW!!! I wanna kiss 'em!" A girl squeals.

Great.... I'm being hit on by BOTH sexes.....Kairi opens her textbook and starts reading quietly.

"HEY! Wanna be on my team?" Sora asks.

"...Team?" Kairi blinks in surprise.

"Dodgeball!"

"SON OF A BITCH! I FORGOT!" Kairi yelps and nearly falls out of her chair.

"....Are... you okay?" Riku helps her up.

"It's DODGEBALL TODAY! And we're playing with the Dark Islanders!" Kairi hisses.

"Yup, that's why I warned you!" Riku hisses back.

"I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die." Kairi mutters.

"Yup." Riku rolls his eyes.

P.E (Gym class)

"....." Kairi rapidly puts on a male gym uniform in one of the stalls in the guys' restroom and runs out before anyone came in.

"Wow! You're pretty fast." Sora comments as he sits next to her on the guy side of the gym.

"Thanks?" Kairi focuses. Every year, her school got into a 'friendly' match with the Dark Islanders, a group of ruthless kids who had very interesting names.

"YO! We're gonna wipe the floor with ya!" A girl chants eagerly and she gives them a thumbs down.

"SHUT UP! We're gonna kill you guys!" Riku taunts.

"As if! That might work if we were any old dudes, but we're not!" One of the guys grin viciously.

"LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT!" A girl cheers.

"... I have a bad feeling about this." Kairi mutters to herself.

"Let's smoke them up!"

"Aw, crap." Many familiar looking people were on the opposite team.

"LET'S GO!" Luna grabs a dodgeball and slams it into Sora's chest.

"OOPMH!" Sora slams into the wall, out.

"YOU ASS!" Kairi snarls and grabs her own dodgeball and slams it into the girl's face and knocks her out.

"DAMN KAIRI! YOU GO GIRL!" Riku cheers and he grabs a dodgeball and knocks out a few opponents of his own.

"......." Sora stands up and is now in the outfield.

"....Kairi, slam Sora and yell at him that the opposite team has your panties." Riku whispers.

"SAY WHAT?!"

"Trust me! It'll work!" Riku says and he dodges a ball and sends it back to its owner.

"OW!"

"S-S-Sora! They've raided Kairi's p-panty drawer!" Kairi says, her face blood red as she throws the ball to him.

"SAY WHAT?!" Sora gets mad and manages to knock out half the team.

"HEY! THERE'S GIRLS TOO!" A girl and a guy yell and both get knocked out.

"Hmm. This should be interesting." A girl comments, her shirt reading 'Key of Memories'. She picks up a red dodgeball. She aims carefully and slams Riku in the face.

"OH MY GOD!" Kairi says in shock.

"MOTHERFUCKER!" Riku swears as his nose starts bleeding.

"YEAH! MY TURN!" A girl with 'Forbidden' written on her shirt cheers. She grabs a ball out of midair and slams it toward Kairi. Kairi easily dodges it.

"HA! THAT ALL YOU GOT?!" Kairi teases.

"SHUT UP CROSS DRESSER!" The girl grabs another one and then gets knocked out when Kairi slams a ball in her face and knocks her out.

"TAKE THIS!" Kairi summons her Keyblade and whacks all the other team's flying dodgeballs back to the throwers.

"YEAH! WE WON!!" Sora and Riku cheer. The entire team had been knocked out, due to Kairi's dodgeballs of doom.

"K-Kairi... you win.... Sora's not Cinderella anymore....." Haruto says, his glasses slightly bloodsplattered.

"YEAH!" Kairi does the happy dance with Sora. (see KH2)

"... HE'LL BE THE BEST CINDERELLA EVER!" Haruto cackles evilly.

"HARUTO YOU NO GOOD MOTHER-" Kairi chases him.

".... That's Kairi right?" Sora asks.

"Yup." Riku nods.

"......I KNEW there was something familiar about him!" Sora says.

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wow, this has taken me a while to update.

Did you enjoy the dodgeball game?

I know I did! I was in it!

Hehehe, it was authors VERSUS KH.