Oh my god guys I updated. -waits while readers throw food and riot around- don't hate me…I had extreme writers block and HUGE amounts of homework…I'm trying doesn't that count? -readers throw more food and try to riot again- OK ALRIGHT I GET IT NOW! I will TRY to update more often (but no promises with my schedule and homework) and I will make this a long chapter…. Just don't hate me too much…
disclaimer- I do not own Twilight or any of the characters…TT.TT that hurt to say…
APOV
It was time, Edward would be in his room, listening to his music. Payback will be so sweet. As I was turning into the driveway I pushed the pedal to the floor heading right for a tree. Just before I hit the tree I screamed. "FOR MY WARDROBE!"
EPOV
I popped Debussy in my stereo and lay down on my couch. I was trying to think of ways to get out of cheering at La Push when I heard it.
"FOR MY WARDROBE!" crash. She didn't. She wouldn't. I looked out my window to see the remains of my precious car wrapped around a tree and Alice climbing out grinning. She is dead…more so then she was before.
I hit the ground with a small thud as I jumped out my window and ran towards Alice. She just grinned and waved. My fist was just about to make contact with her pixie face when I was pulled back and put into a death grip. I struggled to get out of Emmett's grip (he was the only one who could have that strong of a grip) while Jasper stared at me angrily for almost hitting his wife.
"Jasper," Alice whispered, "You might want to calm him down." He looked at her and shook his head.
"I already tried, he's too angry." They waited until I stopped struggling and was completely still except for the occasional twitch.
"You done Eddie?" Emmett teased. I growled menacingly and tried to kick him but he shifted so I couldn't reach.
"Eddie," I growled at the name but she ignored and continued "If you don't calm down then we won't give you your real car back" I was instantly still. Alice smiled.
"Good," She turned away from me. "Rosalie, you can come in now!" I looked down the driveway to see Rosalie driving up in my poor Volvo. I was stunned. They had painted over the shiny silver paint and made it hot pink with lime green spots everywhere. The grey leather seats were now leopard print with a hot pink horn, which, as I found out when Rosalie honked it, now sprayed bubbles. The wheels were white with purple flowers on them and the sides were lined with blue bunnies running on fire. The fire was purple.
I started shaking with anger. This was WORSE than them crashing my car. My precious car. Twitching madly now, I tried kicking my foot back again on a now unsuspecting Emmett and broke free. I jumped on Alice, in anger. As I threw punches, she danced carefully around them, her eyes filled with fear.
I jumped as Emmett lunged at me having him plow into Alice. Luck seemed to be on my side as I landed in time to see them fall.
That luck ended quickly as I was scooped up from behind from a VERY angry Jasper. Still, I struggled endlessly trying to get them for what they had done to my precious car. How could they do this to my car? Sure I got them pretty well but Alice got yet another reason to go shopping and I got punished enough listening to what Emmett gave Rosalie.
Alice came toward me, but this time her face was more gentle and understanding. This was the first time I could think clearly enough to read their minds.
I think Edward has learned his lesson about messing with my wardrobe…
Serves him right for my hair…
He actually tried to attack Alice for his car…
I think I should actually be THANKING Eddie for what he did cheer up Rosalie the way I did… Sickening images started coming in of a certain sister that made me shut out anymore thoughts. I just sighed and looked at the ground in defeat. Jasper loosened his grip slightly.
"Edward…" Alice said pleadingly. "Edward we will fix your car for you…" I perked up. "If you ride in it to school for one day like Rosalie had to wear her hair and I had to look like a munchkin." Alice twitched as she said the last part.
"Isn't it enough I have to be a cheerleader!" I yelled. Jasper tightened his grip again once he felt my anger rise again. Alice just turned her head to the side and crossed her arms.
"No, be lucky it isn't more for the destruction of my wardrobe, Eddie." She smiled and walked away. Immediately Jasper dropped me and followed. Rosalie walked off no longer caring. Emmett came up to me grinning.
"Don't worry, you and Bella will enjoy the attention." He started laughing his booming laugh as he patted my back way too hard and walked away.
I groaned. Why did they have to punish Bella too? I went upstairs to listen to some music until I could run to Bella's house.
When I got there Bella was asleep so I stayed, thinking about the horrors that await tomorrow.
BPOV
When Edward woke me up he seemed to be very annoyed for some reason.
"Edward, Did I say something bad last night?" I asked thinking it was me. I hope I didn't say anything too bad, but he just looked at me shocked.
"No why would you think that?" He asked shaking his head gently.
"Because…you seemed annoyed about something." He smiled gently.
"No Bella, I'm just thinking of something my idiot siblings did." I smiled as I grabbed my bathroom necessities and walked out.
When I came back from my shower, Edward had already gone home to get ready for school. I hope his siblings aren't giving Edward too much trouble about the cheerleading. I sighed already dressed. I blow dried my hair straight and had just finished eating breakfast when Edward came.
"Ready to go?" he asked. He was acting weird again. I just shrugged it off thinking it was something somebody did at his house.
"Sure." I said grabbing my stuff and heading out the door. When I saw his car I stopped dead in my tracks. I guess I know why Edward was mad at his siblings now. I turned around to see him pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Edward?" I said. He just looked up, curious of my reaction.
"Yes?" His voice seemed tired. I knew he had enough but I just couldn't resist. I pointed to the bottom of the drivers door giggling.
"Is that a bunny…on fire?" He just sighed annoyed.
"Bella, just get in the car."