Me: Welcome to the third blooper series of the Heartless Penguin! We have tons of stuff in store for you today, including...
Julien: CHOCOLATE RAIN!
Me: And Peach, YOU WON A TICKET TO THE PUPPY BOWL! NOW FLY AWAY ON THIS RAINBOW SINGING NYAN CAT UNTIL YOU GET THERE!
Skipper: Is she Ok?
Me: Just in a chaotic mood. Onto the bloopers!
The camera shows Skipper hesitantly holding out a yellow suit like it was contagious, looking extremely displeased. The other threr prnguins surrounded him, Sora and Donald in tow.
Donald: Come on Skipper!
Sora: You lost the bet.
Kowalski: And that means...
Private: You have to wear it!
Skipper: *sighs* A bet is a bet. * he puts on the suit to reveal it looks like a banana.* Wish me luck.* waddles off*
Sora: He's a goner.
Everyone else: Yep!
Skipper approaches Dr. Blowhole as he is making finishing touches on the Heartless Penguin.
Skipper: Hello!
Blowhole: *turns around and muffles laugh with giggle* What are you wearing?
Skipper: I'M A BANANA!
Blowhole: *stops laughing* Are you... all right?
Skipper: I'M A BANANA!
Blowhole: Oh no... I remember. I was bit by a spider with a nuro toxin! (Not sure how to spell nuro!)
Skipper: Oooh! Mr. Fancy words! So what?
Blowhole: Nero= Brain. Toxin= Poison!
Skipper: Oh... I'm a banana!
Blowhole: Grrrrrr! *runs Skipper over with segway*
Skipper: OW!
Others: *laugh attack*
~BAZINGA! I mean... BZZZZ~
Riku: DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ME! *sees a potato* DIE POTATO!
Everyone: ... *crickets chirping in background*
Riku: *squishes screaming potato* What? It opposed me.
~BZZZZZ Squirrel!ZZZ~
Riku: DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ME! *sees a potato* DIE POTATO!
Potato: *pulls out gun and shades* Not today.
Me: DOUBLE POTATO! WHAT DOES IT MEEEAN?
Skipper: Just smile, wave, and back away slowly.
~BZ*cough*ZZZZ~
Julien: *pulls a stack of 12 waffles out of microwave*
Maurice: That's a lot of waffles.
Sora: You ate all the waffles?
Julien: Yes. I did.
Sora: You could have asked us if we wanted any.
Julien: Nuh Uh! If I gave you any of the waffles I won't get any!
Maurice: Sora? Would you like a waffle?
Julien: There is no more waffles. I have them all!
Maurice: I know, It's an example.
Sora: Why yes Maurice, I think I would like 2 of them.
Julien: You can't-You want two of them?
Maurice: So if Sora gets two waffles.
Julien: *growls*
Maurice: And I get two waffles
Julien: *growls*
Maurice: Then that leaves 8 waffles for you
Julien: I don't want 8 waffles! I want 12! I want 12 of them!
Maurice: If you can seriously eat all those waffles I will personally take you to the store and get you some more.
Julien: I just- I just don't understand why you guys get all the waffles.
Sora: You still have more waffles than me and Maurice combined.
Julien: They are MINE! I got them from the freezer and I pout them on my plate.
Maurice and Sora: *sweatdrop*
Julien: You guys are being selfish.
~BZZZZZ!~
Skipper: Danger is my middle name!
Me: Really?
Skipper: Okay, actually it's Leslie.
Background: LOL!
Me: Really?
Skipper: *watery eyes* BUT don't tell anyone!
Me: Ok?
Skipper: When I was a child the others used to laugh at me.
Me: So what did you do?
Skipper: I killed them!
Background: LOL!
Me: Um... Ok?
~BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMZZZZZZZZZZZ~
Me: Alright Guys! First Reviewer gets, Ummmm. A squirrel! *holds up Dog*
Donald: That's a dog.
Pluto: Woof!
Me: NO IT'S NOT! IT'S A SQUIRREL!
Skipper: Review?
Rico: *pulls out chainsaw*
Marlene: EVERYBODY RUN!