Just Act Maturely
AN: Thank you all one last time for reading and enjoying this story. This is the end. The epilogue. I'm going on break again after this chapter and going to focus on video stuff. But, there is a nice little teaser for my next story in place of a final Author's Note.
Chapter 14: Honeymoon
Jaune gave up and kicked the door open. Ruby laughed like crazy in his arms. They had reached the hotel and were ready to relax. Jaune threw Ruby onto the bed and leaned over her, capturing her lips. They were both dripping with excitement, ready for a week of excess and irresponsibility. One last week to indulge in their every vice before they had to return to the life of a parent permanently.
"You're all mine and there's nothing you can do about it." Ruby threatened. "For the next seven days, your ass is mine."
"Same to you." Jaune said as he peppered light kisses on her breasts
"I already miss Citrine though." Ruby admitted.
"It'll only be a week." Jaune said. "And she's in good hands."
"Do I look worried?" Ruby asked. "I know she's in good hands but she's not in my hands. There are few things in this world that have made me cry with tears of joy like when she first said mama."
"I know." Jaune sighed. "We've learned a lot these last six months."
"And the nine months before that." Ruby wrapped her arms around his neck. "I feel like a completely different person than I was back then."
"Well, you've added mother and wife to your list of titles."
"Not to mention only going on, what, two or three missions in that time."
"Something like that." Jaune noted.
"I just got to learn how to control my impulses." Ruby shook her head.
"You've been doing fine since we got here."
"Because we're talking about our baby girl." Ruby said. "Otherwise those pants would have been torn off by now."
"Well then…" He rested his forehead against hers. "What do you want to do first?"
"You." She answered.
"More specifically?"
"I say we start with your dick in my mouth and see how things go from there." She tossed him over and straddled his waist. "Thank you Jaune for being the best friend I could ever dream of. Thank you for being so good to me."
"Hey...you're the one who seduced me first."
"Only because I was...I am an impulsive mess of a human being who wanted to thank you for sticking by my side no matter how heart broken I got over lesser men."
"It's the right thing to do." He kissed her hand. "Just like marrying you after we had a kid."
"And now we're back on Citrine." Ruby threw herself off his groin and laid next to him. The pair stared at the ceiling together. Jaune closed his eyes as Ruby day dreamed about what their life with Citrine was going to be like.
Ruby had clearly spent her time pregnant reading books on the subject. Not that she had anything else productive to do. By the time Ruby got to what Citrine may be like as a teenager, Jaune stopped her by leaning over, grabbing her hand and her thigh and kissing her shoulder.
"Slow down, we've got time left to be lazy." Jaune said. "I'm sure our baby will grow into a fine young woman with role models like ourselves."
"Yeah, an alcoholic and a sex fiend." Ruby scoffed.
"And whatever I am." Jaune teased. "Look, I'm sure you can stop drinking so much. You pretty much proved it by having a hangover on our wedding. When you started drinking, it was out of sadness and sorrow. Now, you just drink out of boredom. You have the attention span of a nat. It's always fighting or drinking or watching junky movies or fucking with you and if you're not doing any of those things you just get bored and sleep."
"You know me so well."
"Well, now with Citrine you won't be drinking out of boredom anymore. You'll have a daughter to take care of. And when she gets older you'll be able to teach her all the girly things you know. And when she's older than that you'll have someone else to vent to that understands."
"Yeah, yeah." Ruby huffed. "We've really come along way from those fighting dreamers at summer camp when we first met."
"We've come along way from being Beacon students." Jaune said. "We basically saved the world and does anyone care? Most people don't even remember how bad things were. Most people don't know how bad things almost got and would have been if not for you. I think that's what I love most about you. You do all these wonderful things and don't ask for anything in return."
"Is that why you offer so much to me?"
"Well...it's mutually beneficial." He smirked.
"Well...I think you're ready for your exclusive." Ruby said in a sultry voice. She spun around and slowly, agonizingly pulled his pants down. She then fished his member out of his pants and gave it a few practice strokes.
"Now that we're married and can shit talk each other all in the same breath we love each other...how big is my penis?"
"That's what you're thinking." Ruby shook her head.
"The only ever time I asked you, you said it was fine."
"Well it is."
"Yeah but how does it compare?"
"I don't fucking know. You want me to do a freaking prison line up with your dick being shown side-by-side with Oscar, Whitley, Scarlet and all the other guys I've slept with?"
"If that's what it takes than never mind." Jaune said.
"Well, Scarlet's is small. The rest of you are average I guess. I've never seen a dick and was like: 'Oh my, look at the size of that thing!' I'm not a size-queen like Blake."
"Wait, is Sun big?"
"Well, probably the biggest I've seen. But that's not why Blake likes him so much."
"Yeah, he's handsome, charming, noble, has a sunny disposition that makes it really hard for her to go back to her stupid teenager tendencies."
"Well, that's why they're dating and not just fuck buddies but the reason why she fucks him is because of the tail."
"Wow, lots to unpack there." Jaune said. "I thought Blake was the one always reading smut."
"She does. That's what gives her all her ideas. And if not for that, Blake and Sun would still have a good relationship. There's plenty of awesome relationships that don't have hardly any sex. But Blake and Sun have sex almost as much as we do and it's all because of the tail."
"How the fuck do you know this?" Jaune asked. "Oh right, everyone of our friends has constant threesomes."
"No...I mean yes...they do and I have but...I know because Yang has banged them both individually and together and relayed back to me. I couldn't believe it so I tried it for myself. Seriously, Blake really loves using that tail."
"As strangely arousing as all that is, I'd rather get back to the task at hand. Namely, your hand, currently holding my dick in place."
"Oh, right." Ruby laughed as she kept going.
The next few minutes didn't have a chance for conversation. And after that they were done with conversation all together. It was a symphony of sinful slaps, sweat and screams of pleasure. They had somehow relented for the days leading up to their wedding and their trip to the hotel. With their conversation over it was time to cut loose and unleash every ounce of passion they had for each other. Which is mostly metaphorical but passion is also another name for cum in this case.
By the end of their energy, Ruby was ready to pass out. Jaune was in a daze as well. Their naked bodies curled into each other, enjoying each other's warmth. Jaune really wanted to enjoy it while it lasted. He knew full well that this was basically the last time they could just lay around and fuck all day.
They'd find time to do it anyway. They always had the privacy of their bedroom while Citrine was asleep to assure that they never had to go through a real drought. But so much of that first year together was categorized by lewd behavior. So many days just laying around making love. But alas, those days were over. Now, it was the age of parenthood.
"You're amazing." Jaune said.
"I know." Ruby sighed. "You are too."
"Anyone could do what I did. You created a whole new life."
"Just as many people could do that. Everyone has a mother. Not everyone has a lover. Let alone a lover as...loving...as you." Ruby yawned.
"I guess that's one way to look at things." Jaune said. "But even if we have another kid it won't be the same as our first."
"Yeah...and that's a real possibility too." Ruby said with a laugh. "After how you just railed me it'd be a miracle if I don't get pregnant."
"Well, at least we'll know what to expect."
"Shitty cravings, uncontrollable horniness, mood swings and nine months of being inactive." Ruby listed off. "Followed by a whole day of the worst fucking pain I've ever felt in my life."
"Well...if that's the case...I'll definitely need to get a more stable job." Jaune said. "Gotta be able to support my girls when they're at home."
"You do that." Ruby said. "If that's your plan, I'll follow through."
"Thank you for being such a bad-ass wife."
"You're welcome." Ruby said.
"And thanks for being an equally bad-ass mother."
"Oh my God, Citrine is going to be such a little bad-ass. I'll be damned if she doesn't beat the shit out of any kids that try picking on her. I ain't gonna tolerate any bullies picking on my girl and I ain't about to hit a punk ass kid either. I'm gonna train Citrine so that she doesn't take anyone's shit when they're trying to be mean."
"Ad I'll treat her how to take a joke." Jaune said.
"Sounds good to me." Ruby kissed him one more time. "Good night, my love."
"Good night, my beloved Rose-Arc." Jaune held her close as she nodded off to sleep.
AN: Coming soon…
An old warehouse. Members of the White Fang open up a bunch of crates. A woman with red hair and a katana kicks open the crate.
Eve: Bingo!
The lights go out and an eerie cackle echoes through the room.
Grunt 1: What's that?
Grunt 2: Who's there?!
Nightshade: Your worse nightmare.
An invisible figure fires bullets into the group. Moments later he has Eve around the throat, holding her over the roof.
Eve: What do you want?
Nightshade: For crime to be pulled out from its root.
In the Vacuo Police headquarters…
Helios: Vacuo's crime rates are skyrocketing. Criminals are fleeing Mistral by the dozens.
Johnny: It's this Nightshade character. He's got them running scared.
Sun: A bunch of scared criminals coming here will undoubtedly bring the Grimm.
Flask wraps his tendrils around an unsuspecting child.
Nova: That won't be a problem.
Sun: YOU...need to focus on your job as the Summer Maiden. We need outside help.
Johnny: Well, I happen to know a pretty popular team that just graduated and are heading here for vacation.
Nova: Hmph.
Team PNGC line up on a stage and strike heroic poses as the cameras take pictures. Prim holds her sword into the air. Chenzi points his finger skyward. Nickel reserves herself behind her team. Glade gets an annoyed feeling about their greeting.
Prim is surrounded in yellow light.
Nickel is cast in a metallic blue light.
Glade radiates with a bright red.
Chenzi sparks with an electric orange aura.
Nightshade lurches in a dark shadow.
A camera man takes photos of Prim.
A pair of butterfly Faunas aim arrows at Hina.
A man in green jumps through a mirror.
A man in a mask unleashes a dark yellow gas.
A man in a lion mask puts a hand on Prim's shoulder.
Johnny fires a white light.
Nova surrounds herself in a purple flame.
Tyrian struts on an ancient ruin.
A group of ninjas chase Nova.
A flying masked kid creates a dark green flame.
Flask sticks to the shadows.
Eiess summons a griffon.
Citrine raises her shield.
Prim: Ah, I love this hot weather.
Glade: I find it miserable.
Nickel hangs out in Helios' office while he does paperwork.
Hina massages Glade's shoulders while he rests.
Hina: I've seen you fight. You're at least as strong as she is.
Glade: Whatever.
He kicks over a can with Prim's picture on it.
Prim spins around and summons her "Fighting Dreamer" construct: A construct shaped like a person wielding weapons.
Nickel corners Nightshade in an alley and draws her sword.
Glade dodges an arrow and summons his "Heart's Grow" construct: shaped like the upper-half of a brawler.
Chenzi points his finger in the air and fires a bolt of lighting into a Grimm.
Nickel slashes at Nightshade but he dodges.
Glade stabs at Flask's tendrils.
Chenzi slams his hammer into Tyrian's chest.
Prim fires a beam from Corcea Mors, aimed at a giant Grimm.
The man in the lion mask slides his manicured hand around Prim's throat.
Lionhead: It's too noisy in this town. So go, clear these rats out. But stay out of my way. Forget you ever thought about investigating statue garden. Or I will kill you, and everyone you love.
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