Meet Benny Makaren: now 20 years old and a rookie in the world of Wizardry and Magic. Thinking he could just walk through that door and enter another Groundhog Loop, Benny is tackled by Charles (who is a cat - just remember that) and lands outside, with a shocking revelation revealed by the flying feline. What will Benny do now faced with this cruel and horrible news? Please enjoy the Eleventh chapter!
~My Fairy~
Birthday Blues: Part IV
"Stop making us go back through time again!"
For once, that little puss in skirt and boots said something quite shocking...
"Total Recall!" I blurt out with a flick of my hands. "Now that was a good movie, sorry what were saying?"
"I was TRYING to tell you to stop repeating the same day over and over again!" She said with clenched teeth and a zig-zagged tail.
"Well that would explain why I've been feeling funny all day." I rub my stomach. "Though it might just be constipation."
"Are you even taking me seriously?" The stroppy cat levitates over behind my head. "If you don't listen to me you're gonna..."
"~Whoa...Livin' on a prayer...take my hand and I'll take you some-"
"AH Fax Machine!" I cover the bleeding scratch marks on my ear after Charles thought she'd use her own claws against me. "Look Charles, I understand you animals want more rights and such, but I just can't take a walking talking flying cat seriously." I try and explain. "I mean to me, you're just like some retarded creature drawn up in the last minute for a weird Anime or something."
"Great...So not only are you breaking the space-time continuum but you're breaking the fourth wall again as well."
"You don't even know what a wall is!"
"YOU'VE GONE THROUGH THE SAME F&^#$%ING DAY TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHT SIX TIMES ALREADY!"
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*Gribbit*
*Chirp*
…
Wow...this kitty can sceeerratch...
I find myself speaking to the cat on a more even level now (but it helps when she hovers up to my eye level anyway) "How...How the heck do you know I've been replaying the day over again anyway?"
"Because..." She pouts with her paws by her waist before she starts blushing. "I'm not sure why actually, I just know."
"Yeah right that's convincing me..." I groan in disbelief. "And how is time travel even scientifically possible in a world of magic anyway?"
"You really are the biggest idiot I know." Charles huffs as she turns her head away.
"Screw this...I'm going back home to pick the glass out of my butt cheeks." I storm back inside ready to crash through that door and never have to worry about this stupid encounter again...
EVER...
"Graaaaagghh!" suddenly I felt the sharp piercing of feline talons into my eyes
"F^%$ MY EYES! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID CAT?"
"Nooooooo!" She shrieks with a high snare. "I'm not going through all that again."
Damn Charles! Two can play at that game! I produce my own set of claws and try and pry the wild cat from my face. "Gngh! Get! Off! Of! Me! You! Frigging! Caaaaat!"
Through our little catty melee, we both ended up crashing through the door.
Everything was eerily silent, as if we had just entered some sort of twilight zone (but not the sparkly gay vampire kind of one).
Charles and I both looked towards the endless plain of darkness. "Um...hello? Anyone?"
"Please don't tell me you've made things worse." Charles added with a fearful tone.
Whatever the hell was going on, I don't think I was in my room anymore...It felt so cold and silent...like someone had shut me in a big dark freezer room. Also the floor felt too hard and expansive to be of my own little pad.
Now I could hear some noises. They sounded really far away but it seemed like a heavy flowing sound, getting closer and closer, more and more tense and slowly rising in pitch. My body was now completely frozen, my heart had literally stopped in fear.
God dammit come here Charles! If I'm gonna die let me at least hold something in my arms for these last few seconds.
Then the final noise...Coming in a giant explosion of light...
BANG!
"SURPRISE!"
Contrary to what I had imagined, I was suddenly showered in streamers and sparkles as light re-entered the world – revealing a giant party hall with tables full of all sorts of food and drinks set up. On each table was a familiar face – in fact they all were...
Every single member of the Fairy Tail Guild...Was inside my frigging apartment!
On the next episode, all the nonsensical answers are to be revealed in what we all hope will be the conclusion to this selfish arc...Don't miss the next relieving chapter!
Well, it wasn't so bad in the end was it? If I haven't turned you off this fic forever, by all means please enjoy the rest of it from now on!